Hey, hey, tomorrow's on the way, and we grow a little bit every day.
When we're all grown, we'll still be friends, and we'll keep singing this song till then.
Oh, oh, oh, wonder what I'll be, someday me. Someday, someday me.
Oh, oh, oh, wonder what we'll do, someday me. Someday, someday me, yeah.
Hey, hey, don't you think it's great, easy as swinging on the garden gate?
You'll be a woman, I'll be a man, but we'll be kids as long as we can.
Oh, oh, oh, wonder what I'll be, someday me. Someday, someday me.
Oh, oh, oh, wonder what we'll do, someday me. Someday, someday me, yeah.
Someday, someday, yeah. Someday, someday.
Me and you, monkeys and the zoo, puppies and kittens get bigger too.
Nobody knows what the future will bring, so until then let's dance and sing.
Oh, oh, oh, wonder what I'll be, someday me. Someday, someday me.
Oh, oh, oh, wonder what we'll do, someday me. Someday, me and you.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, wonder what I'll be, someday me. Someday, someday me.
Oh, oh, oh, someday me. Someday me.
Mom, Dad, it's the weekend. Come on, you promised we could go to the park.
Maybe we should come back later, Jennifer.
Last night they promised.
No, grow up, Jennifer. Parents will promise almost anything to get you to go to sleep.
Well, we got a choice. We can sit here quietly and wait for Mom and Dad to get up or we can...
Turn on the TV real loud and play until we fight and wake them up.
They'd be angry.
You know, I wish I was a grown-up.
Me too. We could do anything we wanted, eat anything we want, get in the car and drive all over town shopping and stuff.
I know, we can be the grown-ups.
Yeah, hey, me and Alice can be the kids.
You mean Ralph and I can be the kids.
I thought that's what I said.
Ha ha ha.
We can wash his face if we were grown-ups.
We'd be in charge if we were grown-ups.
We would be more learned if we were grown-ups.
A grown-up starts her day by making up and blowing out her hair.
She has a closet full of clothes but not a thing to wear.
She gets to choose her clothes to do what she wants to do.
But a kid has to wear just what she's told to.
If we were grown-ups, we'd be in charge.
If we were grown-ups, we would be more learned.
If we were grown-ups.
When the telephone rings, it's devil for us.
And when it's breakfast time, we have to eat lunch.
They watch the news and hear the boring traffic reports around town.
A kid would rather watch cartoons or flip the dial around.
They read the papers at the second come.
They tell their kids, hey kids, eat your breakfast, ah.
If we were grown-ups, we'd be in charge.
If we were grown-ups, we would be more learned.
If we were grown-ups.
Ah.
Oh, no.
Hmm, looks like it'll rain today.
Does it say so in the paper, dear?
Kinda. My paper's soaking wet.
Oh, Max, you're such a tease.
That's why I married you.
Will you kids stop playing with your food?
Okay, that's it. You two go to your room.
Hey, we're new with this kid stuff.
All kids are new at it. By the time you get good at it, you're a grown-up.
Where'd you put the eggs?
They aren't in the little round egg things.
Looks like we're all out of cereal, darling.
We'll need bread.
And we just ran out of sausages.
Oh, this is getting too hard to remember.
I better write a list, sweetheart.
Huh? You can't do that. You don't know how to write.
Makes us even. You don't know how to read, dear.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, sweetest.
Yeah?
Yeah, you big baby.
Ah. Just having a grown-up discussion, kids.
We still love each other.
What comes first?
Shots of food, bacon and jelly.
Sure looks good.
Bread and eggs.
Wait, there's more.
Ooh, broke a pen.
I'll check the drawer.
Gotta make a list.
I got things to do.
Make a list.
Make it all come true.
Make a list just for me and you.
Cause that's what parents do.
Phone again, let it ring.
Got to finish.
Listen, things.
Where's my wallet?
Where's my purse?
Got to do things that get worse.
Gotta make a list.
I got things to do.
I gotta make a list.
Make it all come true.
I gotta make a list just for me and you.
Cause that's what parents do.
That's what parents do.
Make a list.
That's what parents do.
Make a list.
That's what parents do.
You know, that's what parents do.
Got the keys.
Got the cash.
Got the list.
Now I got a dash.
Find the kids.
Got the car.
Now I wonder where they are.
Gotta make a list.
I got things to do.
Gotta make a list.
Make it awkward.
You know I gotta make a list just for me and you.
Cause that's what parents do.
That's what parents do.
Make a list.
That's what parents do.
Make a list.
That's what parents do.
Make a list.
That's what parents do.
Make a list.
We're making it all come true.
Cause that's what parents do.
Just look at you kids.
Where have you been?
Walking the dogs.
Well, where were you walking them?
In the gutter?
How'd you know?
Parents always know.
Look at you.
How are we going to go shopping with you looking like that?
And you forgot to wash behind your ears.
Well, there's only one thing to do.
Walk the dogs in the gutter some more?
Shampoo.
These boots take after you.
There's one for me and you.
And that shampoo.
But first we've got to add the top toys.
Make sure the top bed is right.
We scrub away the dirt and make noise.
And make our skin so bright.
Splash, splash, splash, empty the bed.
Rubbery suds, rub-a-dub-a-dub-a-dub.
Shampoo.
Where'd those kids run off to?
The one for me and you.
There's only one thing to do.
Look out for me.
Splish, splash, we've all got to rest.
Shampoo.
These kids stay after you.
There's one for me and you.
And that shampoo.
Fill up the dirt.
Ring-a-ding-ding.
Ring round the tongue.
Shampoo.
Oh, I love to ride in the car and let my tongue flap in the breeze.
Hey, buckle up, Ralph.
And remember, you're not a dog anymore.
You're a kid.
Alice, Ralph, settle down.
And behave yourselves.
I was in the shopping.
Going miles and miles.
Shopping.
I can't help but smile.
People doing their shopping.
I make race first, pour some bagels and stuff.
Stay in your seat, we have a nice green puff.
Hot chocolate people can't get enough.
People doing their shopping.
Doing our shopping.
Going down the aisle.
I was in the shopping.
You bought the miles and miles.
Shopping.
I can't help but smile.
People doing their shopping.
Bottle and milk.
The cards get in packs.
Check the agency if they're cracked.
Pay the cashier cause we gotta get back.
People doing their shopping.
Doing our shopping.
Driving low once more.
Shopping.
Coming back from the store.
Shopping.
The grocery store.
People doing their shopping.
Doing our shopping.
Hate to see it end.
Shopping.
Back to back today.
Shopping.
Hey, let's go again.
People doing their, people doing their, people doing their shopping.
Mmm.
What'll we eat?
Yeah, I'm starved.
That's just like you kids.
Parents go to the store, buy the food, put it in the bags, drive it home, take it out of the bags, put it away.
Oh, there's gotta be an easier way.
There is.
We could've eaten at the store.
Wait till you're a parent.
You'll see that it's not so easy.
Oh, if we can't eat, can we go play?
Oh.
Not until you do your chores.
Oh, chores.
I don't wanna.
Behave yourself, Ralph.
And don't talk to your mother that way.
It's not easy being grown ups.
Bedroom is upside down.
Put those kids in the place and stay on their keys.
Don't they turn that mess around.
It's not easy.
Being grown up.
It's not easy.
In fact, it's rough.
It's not easy.
Being grown up as a matter of fact, it's tough.
It's not easy being grown ups.
Responsibilities are, put those kids in the place and stay on their keys.
They've messed up their yard.
It's not easy.
Being grown up.
It's not easy.
In fact, it's rough.
It's not easy.
Being grown up as a matter of fact, it's tough.
It's a dog's life being children.
It's a dog's life being kids.
Taking orders from grown ups.
Our troubles are blown up.
How I miss those garbage can lids.
It's not easy.
Being grown up.
It's not easy.
In fact, it's rough.
It's not easy.
Being grown up as a matter of fact, it's tough.
It's not easy.
Being grown up.
It's not easy.
In fact, it's rough.
It's not easy.
Being grown up as a matter of fact, it's tough.
Well, what a job.
I don't even know where to start.
Oh, I felt the same way.
So I didn't.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
It's time.
Anything's a cinch.
Wow.
What does that mean, Dad?
Well, that's grown up talk.
We better clean up before Mom and, I mean, our guests wake up.
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Wait a minute, please.
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