Hello, I'm David McCallum and we're bringing the famous British fast run for your wife to Australia. Hello I'm Jack Smethers and I've got all the funniest bits. Jack. You see there's this bit When I told the policeman we're living together and one wife thinks the other wife is a transvestite When the policeman has been told she's a nun because the farmer has turned up at the second wife's home to see my son Well, the second policeman thinks neither of us is married because we're living together. It really is complicated as that Yeah, but it's really funny isn't it? Hey, why don't you come and see for yourselves?