If you didn't see it, you'd never believe it.
7.30 Tuesday, Australia's funniest home videos.
8 o'clock, the all-new My Two Wives.
I paid $400 for this. It's an original.
It's a high-stress.
Stress to kill.
I could go for a hung clock, though.
Shut up!
8.30, it's a Bundy Big Phone book.
We call it Dial a Prayer.
I did that.
On Married with Children.
But don't pay. Kelly's still here.
Then 9 o'clock, Hail and Faith.
You are outrageous, this container.
Tuesday Night Comedies only on Channel 9.