I think I hear the sounds of them And people talking, scenes recalled By my new movement and songs they fall From my backing tape a certain texture That certain smell Brings home the heavy day Brings home the nighttime swell Out on the patio we sit And the humidity we breathe We watch the lightning crackle the cave Laugh and think that this is Australia Laugh and think that this is Australia Out on the patio we sit And the humidity we breathe We watch the lightning Laugh and think that this is Australia Thank you. And bow. Now switch partners for the foxtrot. Let's go. Come on now. I paid all the boys off. You'll be with me for the rest of the semester. Care to dance? Love to. And now, let's foxtrot. Sister. Foxtrotting with a fox. You gotta love it. Has anyone ever told you not to say everything that comes into your head? Why do you say that, my little pot pie? Never mind. 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And for another $5, get 5 more pieces of chicken. 5 more pieces for $5? Yeah, I like it like that! KFC's $16.95 Super Family Feast. And for another $5, get 5 more pieces of chicken. $13.33! $13.33! He made your dreams come true in Ghost. Now, Patrick Swayze uses 3 Wishes to help one woman discover the power of love and changes her world forever. Patrick Swayze and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. 3 Wishes. People are saying organics is the best shampoo and conditioner they've ever used. But it leaves their hair soft and easier to manage. They say they can see their hair has body and shines with health from the roots up. They even say it happens overnight. How do we know this? Because they've told us. Try organics. If you're not satisfied, we'll refund your money. Mmm. Hardly seems fair, does it? No. Hope they've had their Wheat Bix. Sanitarium Wheat Bix for natural energy. One, two, three, turn two, three, one, two, three, turn two, three. I think Dan's class is a lot better if this mop was my partner instead of me. One, two, three, turn two, three, one, two, three. I think Dan's class is a lot better if this mop was my partner instead of Tony. Well, a mop can't hold you and tell you how pretty you are. But Tony won't clean up the floor when I puke from dancing with him. I bet he would if you asked him. Careful, careful, don't bang it again. Oh my God, what happened? It's okay, I'm alright. I just twisted my knee, brushing the net. I took her to the best sports medicine guys in La Jolla. They've assured me she's going to be fine and that I'm not liable. It's my fault. I can't believe I'm such an idiot. You are not. Yes, she is. Just because you're an idiot doesn't mean you're on vacation. I want you to do your physical therapy and when you're not doing your physical therapy, I want you on this couch. Okay, Lou, what do I do? You get me plenty of ice. Right, in a bag with a towel over it. Nah, and a glass with scotch over it. I need a drink. Oh my God, Angela, you're wearing my favorite socks. The Tom and Jerry socks are yours? I thought they were Mary Margaret's. They are. But you loaned them to me that time. I did not. I think you did. Why did not? I did not. Did too. Oh my God. Did not. I have an announcement. Next week is the annual recital slash dance contest. Now, anyone who does not qualify will have to bear the shame of their loved ones and bring in baked goods. Okay, that'll be a five. Five, everyone. I wish they'd let us really dance. These steps are so boring. I agree with you. What are you talking about? You don't even know how to dance. I don't know how to dance. Okay, so you know one simple move. One simple move, huh? Wait, did I not just say that you were to adhere to the steps which I taught you? We were just trying something else. Well, don't try something else in my class. That sort of non-traditional creative expression has just earned you a detention. Well, I don't mind staying as long as we get to learn some exciting moves. Well, I can assure you, you'll learn nothing here. This is school. We're back. Hey, Ed. How are you feeling? Okay, I guess. Okay is good enough for me. What do you say we go to the mall and we get a makeover and then we don't buy any of the makeup? I can't. Coach's orders. Jesse. What? No, I can't. I'm not kidding. Coach Lou will kill me. Get my shoes. They're all wet. You guys, I've got a lot of rehabilitation. Get my purse. My crutches, too. I'm not kidding. This is wrong. We're not supposed to do that kind of stuff. Why not? Father O'Smelly isn't coming back yet. If you aren't a nun, I'm punching him out. Mr. Doolin, I thought I dismissed you from detention ten years ago. You did. I forgot my jacket. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You did. I forgot my jacket. Don't talk back to me, you little punk. Sorry. You graduated. I have no right to talk to you that way. Even though you are a little punk. I'm just here to pick up my sister. She's good, huh? Yes, she is. I just hate to see her make the same mistake that you almost made. But fortunately, I think I caught it in time. What? I didn't say anything. Coast is clear. You see, I told you we could do Magic Mountain without getting caught. Oh, yeah, I had a great time. Man, my life sucks. Wow. Talk about your mood swing. No, I mean my other life. Life where I'm on the tennis court and my friends can't kidnap me to do fun stuff. You see, if you didn't go to that stupid tennis camp every weekend, you would realize that there's this whole parallel universe where kids run wild like dogs. Open up! Oh, my God, it's Coach Lou. Answer the door. I've been here all day and you just got here. Okay. Hi, Coach Lou. Angela's been here all day and we just got here. I brought you a new piece of equipment for your recovery. It's called a pulse electromagnetic field. It's used to stimulate the muscles. It's not legal yet for people to use, but they've had great results with racehorses. Thanks, Coach Lou. I'll be sure and use it. I smell corn dogs. I belled straight before you came in. I mean, you know, a school cafeteria of food. It's Saturday. It lingers. One, two, three, turn two, three. One, two, three, turn two, three. Hi. Studying your moves? We're not allowed to do our moves. We have to do these same old steps over and over and over. And one, two, three, turn two. I can't stand it anymore! All right. Is this one of those Brian episodes the whole town talks about? No. It's just that I can no longer be a silent witness to my siblings' individuality being squashed by the steel-toed boot of the establishment. Brian, we're nine, you small words. Okay. I want to tell the two of you a little story, okay? It's about a little boy who lived a very long time ago. Little Jackie Paper? Just bear with me, all right? Well, what was his name? Um, Ryan. Ryan what? Ryan...Boolin. This story is about you, isn't it? You're not the first Doolin to have this problem. He tells a heck of a story. Oh, you had Father O'Malley, too! Yeah, and I also had my own dance style. I wanted to dance the Doolin double dip. The first dip leaves him astounded. The second one leaves him confused. Father O'Malley said I'd be disqualified from the big recital slash dance contest if I danced my own way. So what'd you do? I sold out. You know, I danced like everyone else. I won a ribbon, but I lost my soul. Wow, you get a ribbon? I don't think you get the point of my story. Father O'Malley wants everyone to be the same. He hates it if someone's different. Well, I want to be me. I want to be her, too. You guys want me to teach you a routine that will blow everyone's minds. Yeah, yeah, do we? Well, then it's showtime. 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I was just thinking About what? About the recital slash dance contest. Maybe we should tone down the act a little bit. Tone it down? If we dance your way, we'll be disqualified. Who cares? We're doing something special, something different. Mary Margaret, I don't think I can dance with you anymore. Maybe you should get a new partner. We are my partner. Only if we play by the rules. I'm not playing by the rules. Then I'm sorry. I was going to go to the movies with you when we got in high school. Ooh. That's friends. Oh. Ooh, coupons. That's it. I'm out of the contest. What are you talking about? Tony was the only one who knew the moves and now I don't have a dance partner. So I dance normal with Dwayne de Geek. Well, that's not a very nice thing to call him. No, that's his name. De Geek. I think he's Dutch. I'm doomed. Now I either not go or go and look like a big weenie. Mary Margaret, what do you want me to tell you? Go out and break the rules? Yeah. Well, then I'd be wasting my money sending you to Catholic school. It's not that I don't believe in individuality, but one of the things I learned as an adult is that sometimes you have to conform. That wasn't easy for me. I was a rebel. You see, there was a sit-in in 1968 and the police came and it was really terrible. I get it. I get it. I go. Go with Dwayne. Now, are you going to drive or do I have to drive with Mr. de Geek and his wiener mobile? I'm sure Mr. de Geek has a fine car. No, I mean it. He works for a hot dog company. He drives around town in this big, huge wiener. Don't worry, honey. I'll drive. Thanks, Jess. I had a great time. See you tomorrow. Mom, what are you doing here? Apparently busting you. You're supposed to be on the couch. How's the knee feeling? Pretty strong. Not that strong. You look taller. Well, I suppose it's knee exercises. They stretch the tendons and... Are you rolling? No, just swaying. Okay, I went rollerblading and my knee's all better. It's been milking my injury, but it's given me a chance to have fun with my friends. You're lying. Is that what I taught you, to lie? No, but you taught me to have a well-rounded life. And since I injured my knee, I've had time to be well-rounded. So in reality, I'm just taking your advice. Thank you. Stop. Angela, I want you to have fun with your life, but you took a scholarship from Lou. Now, if you want to have time off, you don't hide behind a fake injury, you ask him. Mom, his head'll explode. As much as we'd all pay to see that, you know the right thing to do. Let's find out. What do you say, Doolin? How's the phenom? Ask her. Phenom, how you doing? Fine. My, my, Grandma. What big feet we have. Angela, isn't there something you want to tell Coach Lou? I don't think so. Think again. My knee's been better for three days. Why didn't you tell me? Because I was having fun with my friends. I didn't want to go back to playing tennis just yet. Well, when were you going to tell me? When I stopped having fun. You wanted to have fun, did you? Well, sometimes I like to have fun too. But sometimes there's just not enough hours in a day and I really want to run away. But I can't do that because I'm the coach. Now, we know who I am. The big question here is who are you? Are you some kid who likes to play tennis or are you a tennis player? Now, when you figure that out, you know how to get a hold of me. Tonight, our Greenfield's Weplands, a grand experiment to give nature a helping hand. And a great day in Bombay as Australia goes marching on. MUSIC When the surf's big, you need as much energy as you can. MUSIC Coca-Cola presents the mighty, mighty sixth Super Sedan Fireball Derby. Screaming V8s, door handle to door handle over 30 grueling laps of the clay way at Speedway Park. Wheel-to-wheel action in the Glen Air Haulage Street Stock number one. And an ice-hot fireworks display all thanks to Coca-Cola. Plus free mystery bags to the first 500 kids through the main gate. Don't miss the fire-breathing Super Sedans and Street Stocks. Friday night is Speedway night at the action-track Speedway Park. MUSIC Well, my colleagues didn't think I was good enough, so they got rid of me. Maybe if you put him back. Why not? MUSIC If the Sylvania Waters had one of these for breakfast, they would have been a far more rational family. MUSIC The most efficient form of government in the world is a benevolent dictatorship. That's fine as long as I get the job. MUSIC Everybody knows that one of the great disasters has been Medicare. It's a rape before. MUSIC That's part of the job. I mean, an alternative prime minister is expected to know it well. I think I may have misled some of the listeners. MUSIC Bye bye. MUSIC Authorised by Gary Gray for the Australian Labor Party Canberra. MUSIC There's only one thing as appealing as a packet of Trebor soft mints, and that's a packet of Trebor spear mint soft mints. MUSIC MUSIC APPLAUSE Well, that ends the recital portion of the evening. Now on to the slash dance contest. Now, the rules are simple. The winners will be the last couple left on the dance floor. I will eliminate the losers by tapping them on the shoulder like so. Oh, well, we gave it our best shot. No, Dwayne, Dwayne. You were just an example. You haven't lost yet. Now, good luck, everybody. Sister, music, please. MUSIC Now you've lost. MUSIC The last couple of weeks have been really great. It's made me realise how much I miss being a normal teenager, but... MUSIC But you're going back to tennis? What can I say? I'm a tennis player. Does this mean we're not going to be seeing each other any more? Don't worry, I got a wrist injury plan for the prom. LAUGHTER I gave in, Mum. I gave in and acted just like everybody else when it was a mistake. Mary Margaret, you didn't let you down. I let you down. I was too busy being a mum and not being enough of a friend. So as your friend, I'm telling you to look in your heart and do what you believe in. Really? OK. But as your mum, I'm telling you, try not to get into too much trouble. LAUGHTER I'm going to string these other kids along for a while, but it's in the bag. LAUGHTER God gave you those feet to dance with. Now you can either stand there and do the same thing like everyone else or we could show this school something they'd never forget. MUSIC I'm sorry, Patty. Don't take this personally, but Mary Margaret's making me take a stand for everyone's individuality. LAUGHTER Tony! LAUGHTER Give Mary Margaret's to Broadway, Padre. LAUGHTER CHEERING Look at that. MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC CHEERING APPLAUSE CHEERING CHEERING CHEERING CHEERING CHEERING MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC You