Say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea
Should've gone to freecreditreport.com
I could've seen this coming at me like an atom bomb
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So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts
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What if that were you hanging up on this wall
If it were you and that sandwich you wouldn't be laughing at all
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Goddammit
It's lunchtime you're hungry we know how you feel
A deep, deep dish and a soda are for you.
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And this is what you do.
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That's what makes the combo.
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Do the deep, deep dish combo, ma fo'.
For lunch.
Pizza, pizza.
It's pizza for lunch.
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Pizza, pizza.
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Ahhhhhhh!
What?
McDonald's Happy Meal.
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Adulthood comes with many responsibilities but you can get in your car and drive to Arby's for a one dollar coke float. So it's a wash.
Arby's. We have the meat.
If I missed out on chili and cheese I'd have a bad case of FOMO.
FOMO.
Fear of missing out?
So you're like a millennial?
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Like a plant?
People think I'm dead and then I just show up again next year.
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That's why we're offering two free kids meals when you order ahead with the BK app.
Drag to one of our restaurants to pick it up with minimum contact.
Let us take care of you while you take care of yourself.
Thank you.
What is that?
The way I love you.
Happy birthday, sweetheart.
We are going to the Banana Sweets.
This is going to be the best birthday ever.
The show must go on.
We're going to have so much fun.
We're at a taping of the Banana Splits. Nobody's going to die.
How do we stop the Banana Splits?
Here comes something went wrong with my update.
Hooray! He took it down to Hammer Town.
This show is really not what I expected.
Time's almost up.
Why are you doing this to me?
In Lego City, the Master Crooks get sent to Prison Island, but they're still up to no good.
Oh no! The Master Crooks are escaping!
Quickly send out the new police boat!
Hey!
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Next time your crew gets together, try Zaxby's Boneless Wings Meal with Caribbean Jerk Sauce.
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New from the world of Disney Frozen, now you can sing along with Elsa with her magic microphone.
Sing a duet together.
Let it go, let it go, or on your own.
Can't hold it back anymore.
Elsa picks up where you leave off.
Here I stand, in the light of day.
Let the storm rage on.
The cold never bothered me anyway.
New sing-along Elsa comes with Mike and Song. Additional batter is required.
I really wish I could be there this year.
I miss you guys. We're gonna miss you too. We all understand.
Dr. Bruce, it all comes with me.
I should probably get going. I love you, Mom.
I love you too, sweetie. Bye.
So are you going to see family? No. They're all up at my parents'.
Girl, I'll see you tomorrow. I'll see you tomorrow.
Anybody know where the conger is? Yes, I do.
You and your grandma make those cookies?
I feel like I'm kidding and I gotta tell you.
No, no, no. Perfect.
We'll be back when you're done.
Yeah, we'll be back.
Hello? Hey, Mom.
I almost forgot.
I wish everyone happy holidays for me.
Of course I will.
Music
Publix, where shopping is a pleasure.
It tastes exactly like my birthday cake.
That's what Grandma would cook. Don't tell her that.
She'll demand the recipe. That's right.
Yeah, she'll demand the recipe.
Brownie Batter Shake at Sonic Summer Nights.
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I'm Woodsy Owl and I'm here to tell you about a dirty word, pollution.
How could he spread the word? Never be a dirty bird.
Hoo hoo. Don't paint around our buildings. That's pollution.
Give a hoot. Don't pollute. Never be a dirty bird.
Hoo hoo. Turn your radio down. That's noise pollution.
In the city or in the woods, half keep America looking good.
Hoo hoo.
I'm Woodsy Owl. You know trees are America's most important natural resource.
So when you plant a tree, you help our country grow.
Because trees fight air pollution, noise pollution, and sight pollution.
So give a hoot. Don't pollute. Plant a tree today.
Help Woodsy spread the word. Tell your friends what you've heard.
No matter where you go, you can plant a tree to grow.
In the city or in the woods, trees keep America.
Trees keep America. Trees keep America looking good.
Because trees are like kids. They're America's future.
Help Woodsy spread the word. Tell your friends what you've heard.
In the city or in the woods, trees keep America. Trees keep America.
Please keep America looking good. Hoo hoo.
Den Mother, this is X-Ray Tangle 127. We're in Angels 11, bearing 090. Over.
Nice going, Mustang. Maneuver's completed. Relax and have a good one.
Roger, Den Mother.
Kate, what's the problem, Mustang?
No problem.
Trouble with your refreshment system?
Negative.
Where is he?
Hi, boys.
There's one diet cola with a taste that's turning the world upside down.
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Oh, Jerome, a birthday party at Pizza Hut. What fun.
You bet, Mom.
Okay, sweetie. Have a good time.
Sure will.
You look so cute. Remember to say hello to Mrs. Miller.
I will.
And don't forget everything I told you.
Okay.
Have fun.
Hello, Jerome.
Hi, Mrs. Miller.
Wish Jessica a happy birthday.
Party.
And remember, polite little boys always use their napkins.
We're gonna party, party right now.
How do we chew?
With our mouths closed.
We're gonna party, party right now.
Don't forget to share.
Share, share.
Use your silverware.
Okay.
And sweetie, I don't care what the other little boys do.
You keep your apples off the table.
And Jerome, please.
Goodbye, Jerome.
Be nice to the little girls.
Honey, did you have a good time?
I did everything you said.
It was even nice to a girl.
Oh, my little angel.
Yuck.
Is the insurance company making you jump through hoops to get your check?
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It's the candy bar that's too hot for TV.
In all its naked glory.
Stripped of chocolate with nothing but salty roasted peanuts on soft sweet caramel.
A payday bar will get you through your day.
Explose yourself to payday.
Under the sea!
It's Ariel.
Do you want to go exploring?
Ariel's tail lights up in water.
Bubble bubbles everyone, tail lights in water, so much fun.
Sea shell necklace, touch to play.
Under the sea, surprise Ariel will say.
Come on, let's swim.
Touch tail to water, make it glow.
Brush your hair in the grotto.
We got no troubles, life is a bubbles.
Under the sea.
Under the sea, surprise Ariel will light up tail, batteries not included.
Mooshka Mooshka, we love you.
Mooshka wants to hold your hand.
Paper dolls from a storybook land.
Mooshka Mooshka, we love you.
Hold my hand now she sings to you.
Mooshka needs you to hold both her hands so she can sing.
We are round the rosy, pocket full of posies.
Or you can join hands in a circle and she'll sing for everyone.
We are round the rosy.
Mooshka Mooshka, we love you.
Mooshka sing around the rosy doll sings when you hold her hands.
Each sold separately.
Twinkle sounds is better than ever.
Twinkle twinkle toes, everything sparkles.
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Even brighter with more bling.
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I'm a big kid now.
Went from baby bottles to drinking from sippy cups.
Went through wearing diapers to rocking these rap pull ups.
We're 50 million strong so put on your pull ups and help us sing this song.
Daddy you worked that.
Yes, yes I am.
You need some tea?
I would love some tea.
I love tea for you and me.
Hey princesses, what does a big kid take?
Potty break.
With pull ups, now you can take a potty break with Disney friends in all new designs.
Good job.
Should the daddy princess kiss the frog?
Start training today the fun and easy way with Disney friends.
Start training today the fun and easy way with pull ups.
I'm a big kid now.
Dad to charge.
Good evening.
I am the glow bot.
I will charge you.
Extra charge for you.
Hit the lights queen of darkness.
Night time glow in the dark pull ups pants with new designs.
They're as absorbent as the leading diaper.
Good night.
Glow bright.
We love you.
Just charge them up and hit the lights.
I'm a big kid now.
Good night.
When it's time to move to underwear, toddlers see things a bit differently.
Thanks to Pampers Easy Ups, while they see their first underwear, you see an easy way to potty train.
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What happens in diapers should stay in diapers.
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Get a premium deep deep dish pizza with more cheese and more pepperoni for just 8 bucks at Little Caesar's.
Pizza pizza.
One more time.
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Get a premium deep deep dish pizza with more cheese and more pepperoni for just 8 bucks at Little Caesar's.
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Get a premium deep deep dish pizza with more cheese and more pepperoni for just 8 bucks at Little Caesar's
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One more time.
Get a hot and running deep deep dish pizza for 8 dollars or large pepperoni for 5, only at Little Caesar's.
Pizza pizza.
One more time.
Get a hot and running deep deep dish pizza for 8 dollars or large pepperoni for 5, only at Little Caesar's.
Pizza, pizza.
Behold, Little Caesar's deep, deep dish pizza with more cheese.
Where did they put it?
In the crust.
Yes, they added over three and a half feet of cheese right in the crust.
Cheese in crust, cheese in crust. They put it in the crust.
It makes something great even better.
Yes it does. Yes it does.
With the cheese in the crust.
Little Caesar's stuffed crust deep, deep dish pizza stuffed with over three and a half feet of cheese.
For just ten bucks, only at Little Caesar's.
Pizza, pizza.
For the first time in history, Little Caesar's presents...
The deep, deep dish count.
Get our premium Detroit style deep, deep dish pizza with more cheese and pepperoni on sale for just six bucks until November 15th.
Pizza, pizza.
For the second time in history, Little Caesar's presents...
The deep, deep dish count.
Get our premium Detroit style deep, deep dish pizza with more cheese and pepperoni on sale for just six bucks until November 15th.
Pizza, pizza.
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What is that?
It's the lunch bell.
I thought it was the dinner bell.
Nope.
That's the dinner bell.
Oh great.
Try the new country fried steak, crystal, or chick combo.
Shun the whole hub.
Excuse me, but after you watch our video about spies racing...
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At the Sunny D National Institute of Flavor...
We're always trying to outdo our bold, intense tastes.
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Do you see cracks around your house?
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There's people who care where I'm going.
And good friends who welcome me home.
So get a full tank of freedom.
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By your own highway we'll take you wherever you go.
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Boys!
Quickly, get the big blue bag.
Big blue bag!
Run!
Whoa!
Just the future?
This is the present.
Future Bill?
Here's your order, Fills.
Excellent!
Sustenance.
Oh goody.
Here are your groceries.
Egg.
Egg, egg.
I'm just noticing that the bag is just much bigger than your ship.
Are you sure you guys don't need any help?
That's all coffee, right?
Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
Whoa.
Give them the bags.
I'm just going to set them down for you.
You ordered fresh organic produce?
I am Groot.
Cool.
Is there any way you could come down here?
Spice shot!
Here's your order.
Thank you.
Hey, what are you guys doing over there?
They've got basil.
What?
Where are they?
Yes, R2. I am quite aware we are lost.
I know.
Where is that?
Can you hear something?
Oh, no.
What's happening?
It's the future, Michael.
Oh, I'm not Michael.
Oh, don't worry. He calls everyone Michael.
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If meals are turning into food fights, maybe it's time to let your kids get their own dinner.
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I don't think he knows how to stop!
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What the?!
This Cajun Club sandwich is fantastic.
And don't miss Men in Black International in theaters June 14th.
Adventure awaits, but first you must choose.
Pick a next level flavor, neither will lose.
I pick Smokehouse Cheddar.
I pick Southwest Chipotle.
I love this game!
How are we getting home?
This is home.
Take yourself on a taste adventure with the new Smokehouse Cheddar BBQ and Southwest Chipotle Filet Sandwich Meals for a limited time only at Zaxby's.
And don't miss Jumanji The Next Level only in theaters.