Hello to videotape at HSV7 in Melbourne.
Well you can't talk to them, they're the opposition.
Well they are talking to us.
They've sent us a letter on official letterhead.
Look, official letterhead there.
So, well there it is, journal thing.
They were watching last week.
Yes, it reads, Dear Daryl and Ozzy, we've discovered a continuity problem in one of
your summer promotions.
Nice to know they're watching.
GS stroke 474 for our videotape firm, who I just heard our videotape fellas talk to
Channel 7's videotape in videotape language which sounds like this.
Faster than a speeding bullet.
I don't know what they said but they meant it.
In said promo, Burt Newton, who premieres Monday night, 10 o'clock, is putting a golf
ball whilst...
Putting a golf ball.
Sorry, putting.
Putting a golf ball.
It doesn't read too well.
Let's put the other T in.
Channel 7, no?
Channel 7, you know.
They're higher over there.
I know, well they're shorter T over there.
All dyslexic.
Burt Newton is putting a golf ball whilst a young lady is in the background, in the background,
waves her...
Waves her two pom poms around.
Oh, this is a bit nasty.
No, it was a way when they put these to air so I've got to figure out whether I can read
this or not.
However, in the other shot, she has only one pom pom.
In brackets, poor girl.
Yours watchfully, HSV7 videotape.
PS, you are being recorded at this moment for our Christmas tape.
How's about it, Cheerio?
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, Channel 7.
And you're all under arrest.
Yes.
So let's run it, shall we, and find out where we went wrong.
This is the promo.
That's a lovely girl.
Burt's looking well.
That's not Burt.
No, that's not Burt.
Well, he's lost weight.
He's lost a lot of weight.
A lovely girl by the name of Aleta Northy.
Oh, Aleta, eh?
And she was featured in a lot of the promos.
With Humphrey.
I want to see her pom poms.
So they're on the sale of Century Mob and Burt's coming up in a moment.
Burt, eventually Burt comes up.
He's about to...
Forget Burt.
He's...
Aleta looking very, very nice there, of course.
Any moment.
Mike?
Mike Walsh team.
Got a lot of Mikes, haven't we?
Yes, we do.
And there's Burt.
Oh.
And...right.
Thanks, Channel 7.
That was the quickest...
Gee, you've got to be quick.
Haven't you had a catch here, pom poms?
Super quick to catch your pom poms.
Can we have that slowed down, Mr. Punja?
Can we have that slowed down, sir?
We might have to slow that down.
Now, there she is with two pom poms.
There's Rod McClellan playing in a dress.
Two pom poms.
Two...where?
There's...
Now, Burt is putting.
She still has two pom poms.
And look, her pom pom in her left hand has had the pom.
Not to mention Burt's pom poms.
It's gone and she only has one pom pom.
And she's got a pinchy sticker pom pom in the hole.
That remains...
No.
That remains a very nice angle there on that last shot.
But, you know, she was flinging over and somebody obviously pulled the pin out.
Right.
Pulled the pin out.
And I thought maybe her pom pom may have got stuck in the hole on the...
Yes, well, it could have, yes.
But maybe I was wrong.
No.
Channel 7, all right.
Love you.
Thank you.