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Why didn't you tell me about them sooner?
I didn't think they were credible at first.
And why did you keep them?
I just couldn't bring myself to throw them away.
I'd forget about them and another one would show up.
Well, they're garbage, okay?
When I find out who sent these.
Kevin, are you having an affair?
Of course not.
So this person is lying?
Absolutely.
Look, this is the kind of muck-raking that is going to happen once the campaign starts.
We can't let it get to us.
Alright?
I'll tell you what, you know what you should do?
You should have your assistant go through your mail.
I would like some kind of privacy in my life.
I can handle it.
Okay, if you get letters like this, you need to ignore them.
Should I ignore the phone calls too?
What calls?
A man called at our home and said that if I wanted to save my marriage, I needed to get to Landview.
How did he get our number in Houston?
I don't think that's the issue here.
Kevin, if you're sleeping with someone, I want you to tell me.
I swear to you, Kelly, I am not sleeping with anyone.
I did not have sexual relations with that man.
It was raining, we ran into a barn.
That sounds so romantic.
We started arguing about Kevin buying the son, Dorian.
Haven't you exhausted that topic yet?
Well, he wouldn't take no for an answer.
But I'll tell you what I did do.
I got him to actually open up.
About Kelly?
Well, kind of.
You know, he doesn't want to talk about her and she definitely doesn't want to talk about him.
Maybe he has the good form not to talk about his wife with his mistress.
Dorian, I'm telling you right now, something very wrong is going on between Kevin and Kelly and I have absolutely nothing to do with it.
I don't believe you.
Okay, fine, fine. You want to know what happened, I'll tell you what happened. You want to know?
Yeah.
He kissed me.
That's a lie.
No, no, no, no, no. I'm the one that messed up.
It was nothing, though. It was a kiss. Nothing.
Oh, really?
We know that it's much more than that with Kevin, for goodness sake.
He cheated on Kelsey. He's cheating on Kelly.
Don't tell me different. What do you think your cousin's going to say when she hears about this?
What will she say to you? In fact, we'll find out.
What are you going to do, Dorian? No, no, no, no, no. Listen.
Oh, yes, we are calling her.
You said you were doing this for her sake.
Don't you think she has the right to know that her husband, Kevin, is the father of all of their women?
Well, then you should have thought of that before you started kissing her.
Promise me. Promise me that you will not tell her.
Please promise.
Please?
What if Kevin tells her himself?
Hmm?
Maybe it hurts. Maybe it hurts.
Wait a minute. No. Let me get it.
I'm getting it. I'm getting it.
No.
Get rid of me, Daddy.
Oh.
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If it weren't for Walker, you wouldn't have been on the docks that night.
Mitch's death is not on you.
I killed him, Antonio. I...
Jessica.
Do you want to ruin your life?
Because that's what Statesville Prison will do.
Well, I can't look at myself in the mirror right now, so it can't be much worse than that.
No, Jessica. You're wrong. It could be a hell of a lot worse.
This is what's right, Antonio.
No.
I didn't come here to argue, okay?
I just came here to warn you.
I'm taking responsibility for what I did.
Fine.
Then can I at least come with you?
For moral support.
That would be nice.
No.
Hey, girl, what's wrong?
Are you okay?
Where's your car?
We have to get to the hospital. This has happened before.
No. No. No.
The parking lot attendant said that MacGyver pulled out in a hurry.
Excuse me. We're looking for Troy MacGyver.
Dr. MacGyver no longer works here.
Are you sure you haven't seen him?
I saw him. I thought it was kind of strange, since his privileges have been revoked.
I asked him what he was doing here.
What did he say?
Something about a little boy who'd been in an accident. Matthew.
Matthew Rapoport?
That's it. Well, it wasn't true. I checked. There's no record of him being treated here.
I feel really bad for the mother, though.
When Nora was here?
Not that I saw. But Dr. MacGyver had someone call her up to rush down here.
She must have been worried to death.
I don't want to see you die.
Nora, there are things that I've done that I can't take back.
Whether I die by my own hands or by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
You're a doctor, Troy. You're a healer. You took an oath not to do harm.
Words, Nora. Mere words.
You remember saving Matthew's life? My God, you fought for that treatment.
You fought for it. And then you sat by his bedside night after night until he got better.
Without you, he might have died. You saved his life.
I put my son's hands in life. He trusted you with his life.
He's a part of his dead, Nora. Colin's back.
No. Yes. No. No, it's not.
Because if I were Troy, I'd never be the way I am.
Nora, Colin is a part of me, Nora!
If you just don't want to believe it, you don't want to see it, but that's why you hate me so much, Nora.
Because Colin is a part of me. Look at you. Do you see?
I'm just scared, that's all.
You're scared, Nora, just like you were scared of Colin.
No. No.
The man I love is still inside of you.
He is. And if you don't believe me, then believe Matthew.
Children, they see the truth. They see nothing but the truth.
And Matthew loves you. He was devastated when I broke off the engagement.
He tried everything to get me to go back to you.
He talks about you all the time. He talks about his Dr. Troy.
Don't lie to me, Nora.
Starr does too. I'm not lying to you. They both love you. They want you back in their lives.
They think you're a good man.
They want me back in their lives. Yeah.
Just unlike their mothers, right, Nora? Unlike their mothers who threw me away.
Nora, you threw me away because you didn't think I had good enough in me to keep.
You are. You're good. Where's Matthew? Huh?
I know you haven't heard him. You wouldn't hear him. I know you haven't heard him because I wouldn't like to see him.
I'd feel it if you had. So tell me where he is.
Where's Gabrielle? Please just tell me. Before it's too late, tell me where they are.
Please. Please.
Holy Father, I know that I haven't lived the most honest life.
I've been selfish. But there's nothing I can do like I can't take back the past.
I am so truly sorry for everything. I'm so truly sorry for the pain that I caused my son.
Al deserves much better. Please take care of him.
Please look after him and Max and my beloved, Paul.
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