Come on, Star. Travis had to go back to New York. The camp ended.
And Vicki said that she would give his mom a job at the university.
No, and Vicki said she'd interview her. And she will next week.
Excuse me.
You bet.
Hey, David, David, hit for it. So did you pick a new cover? How's Craze look?
Why don't you ask your charming husband? Since he now owns Craze, he wants to be in charge of every detail.
David, he just wants to make sure that...
That the magazine is smarter, edgier, very hot, very hot. I got the memo.
I'm looking for the devil now.
I got it. You give Travis' mom a job, and Travis moves back here to Landview, and then we can be together again.
Hey, John, have you seen Nora?
Uh, no. Uh, but what about Bo?
No, is there a problem?
Well, we were supposed to get on a show together, and, uh, I can't find her anywhere.
Is she not answering her cell?
No. No, and when I called her home, Matthew answered and said she went somewhere with Bo.
It's bad, Bo. It's bad.
Okay, look.
It's worse than...
We're gonna make it.
It's worse than that, you know, and it's getting worse than that.
I know, yeah.
Come on, keep your circulation going.
Oh!
Just don't.
Okay, okay, okay.
The barbers holding people off, just hiding.
What?
Freezing, freezing, freezing to death.
We're gonna die. We're gonna...
Anyone, someone, please?
Oh, my God.
John, got a minute?
Yeah, what's up?
Take a look at this.
Okay.
September 17th, 1976.
And?
And this.
In Puerto Rico today, an apparent assassination attempt on the life of reputed underworld boss Manuel Torres.
To result in the death of his wife Isabella and their older son, Manuel II.
Okay?
Check the date.
September 17th, 1976.
This was in the envelope, too?
No, no, it wasn't, no.
That was a copy of an article that I found in the banner archives.
All right, so why would someone send you a piece of paper,
with just a date on it?
Which also happens to be the same date
that Manuel's wife and son were killed.
Obviously not just a coincidence.
No, no, I'm gonna head over to the diner,
see what my mother can tell us.
And if she can't tell us something,
then I'm gonna go over to Lion's Heart and speak with Tico.
Thanks for coming, doctor.
Rene and I both appreciate it.
Rene, I lost a...
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, no, grandpa, come on in.
This is Dr. Steve Damron.
Doctor, this is my grandfather, ACP Cannon.
It's a pleasure, sir.
Nice to meet you.
Nice meeting you.
The board is demanding that I take a physical.
They want up my insurance now that I'm CEO.
Nobody said anything to me.
Well, darling, you missed the last meeting, remember?
Oh, I did?
I must have just been too busy.
Well, you know what?
Since you're still the chairman,
you know the board's gonna insist that you take a physical,
so why don't you let the doctor look at you twice here?
No.
Hell no.
I hate doctors poking me and asking foolish questions.
Well, we wouldn't have to get an appointment later, grandpa.
Yeah, that's great.
Darling, it's easier.
He's here.
How dumb do you two think I am?
Grandpa, come on.
This fella right here is not a real doctor.
He's a shrink.
And you two still believe that I am not playing with a full deck.
Darling, we are just concerned.
How many times do I have to tell you?
I faked those symptoms to fool the damn judge.
I know that, all right?
Renee knows that.
Just let the doctor confirm it.
Am I ever going to get an answer?
Star, I don't have a job myself right now.
Kevin got me booted, remember?
How can I give Travis' mom a job?
You don't want Travis to move back to RMP, do you?
He's going to live anywhere he wants.
Dad, be honest.
You have a problem with me having a love life.
I'm not going to be a kid forever.
David, Todd is just restless right now,
and I'm sure if he were still the editor of the Banner Sun
that he wouldn't be bothering you.
Oh, no, he's not bothering me.
Good.
He's driving me insane.
Thanks for the coffee.
Would you like for me to talk to you?
Yes, I would.
I'm meeting with Tico Santi
about getting the Euro version of the magazine started.
That's a great idea.
You mind if I tag along?
You can tag along anywhere you want.
Okay.
Hey, hold on a second.
Do not tell Todd, okay?
The whole thing could implode.
Eat your sundae before it melts.
Dad, everybody grows up just like everybody has a love life.
Hey, sweetheart, I'm going to take off
and do a little craze business, okay?
What kind of craze business?
I need to know, because I'm...
I can handle it.
You need to do some daddy business
and get your daughter to her dance class, okay?
Hey, hey, wait.
No, no, no, and you have to take care
of that extra little something else.
What extra little something else?
What about ASAP?
That's right.
We'll come back soon,
because it's almost time to start Operation Eviction.
Did they shoot the manager?
No, I think that that was a warning shot.
You see, robbers like to control people.
They like people to cooperate.
They're not killers by nature.
Until one day.
Oh, Nora, look, I'll get us out of here, all right?
Have I ever not gotten us out of a tight spot, hmm?
I can't remember.
I can't remember anything.
Okay, so what's the plan?
I'm working on it.
I'm working on one.
You just watch the pork chops.
What?
The pork chops.
On this grill.
See this big grill right here?
Look at those coals.
They're perfect.
White, hot.
That smell of meat cooking.
You've got a bonfire here.
The grease is gonna go down and the flames are gonna get higher
and higher and higher.
What is this, psychology for the frozen?
Maybe just stop shivering.
God, dude.
If you're gonna do something, please do it soon.
Okay, I'm working on it.
I'm working on it.
What I gotta do, I gotta get in touch with somebody at this station.
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My mother in the kitchen?
Oh, no.
She left a while ago with her suitcase.
What?
Suitcase.
Did she say where she was going?
Well, wait a second.
No, she had to have said something.
Maybe she went on vacation.
She cleaned out the register before she left.
Come on.
Oh, jeez.
Mrs. Bigwell, don't sneak up on me like that.
You're...
I wasn't sneaking up.
You walk past without noticing.
That can be dangerous, you know.
One must always be alert.
How do you think I outlived my husband, Winston?
I saw the bus coming.
Let's not do any trips down memory lane for now.
I want to know about ACB Cannon's estate.
Am I going to be able to take it away from him today or not?
There's a problem.
I knew that was you.
Oh, you did, did you?
I'm on to your perfume.
You're not supposed to tell a girl you can smell her coming, John.
Well, it's a good perfume.
What, flowers in springtime?
That would be the one.
How's your morning going?
I'm still trying to help Kelly from losing custody of her son.
These divorces, I have to wonder.
The parents, they love the kid or they just love winning?
I wish I could say it was the kid.
Anyway, what's going on around here?
Any more information on RJ?
Yeah, as a matter of fact, he was in there this morning.
He and I had a little chat.
And?
You don't give up, do you?
I'm persistent, but you never spill anything.
Am I boring you?
No.
No, it's challenging.
You always leave me with something to hope for.
And if this keeps up, you know I'm going to start having dreams about you.
Breaking down, telling everything.
On Oprah?
I have that same dream all the time.
My guess is that RJ played cat and mouse like a pro and you got a little put out.
Am I right?
Oh, God.
You are impossible.
I quit.
For now.
What's up for lunch?
Lunch?
Well, if Bo gets back here sometime soon, I can go out.
Forget that.
A workaholic knows a workaholic.
Greek?
Thai?
Chinese?
I do have a problem, Doc.
You.
Sir, this type of behavior is uncalled for.
No, it isn't.
It's a...
Darling, he was just trying to help.
Can we just talk about this logically for one minute?
I am as sane as anyone.
And that is all the logic you two need.
Well, that was a disaster.
Thank you for trying to help.
I know how full your plate is at the moment.
Oh, no, I'm fine.
My lawyers are taking care of Kelly and Ace will be back here to stay.
Right now, I'm going to start packing for Texas.
So you think it's a good idea forcing Duke to come to school up here?
I think it'll be good for him.
I want all the Buchanan's under one roof.