Because my mom's staying over tonight.
We're getting back together.
Wow, I mean, that's all you've ever wanted since we hooked up on the net.
Yeah, well there's other things I want now.
Guess what, Jack?
What?
We're gonna be a family again.
How do you like them apples?
Me good.
Yeah, me too.
Hey.
How you doing?
Good.
What can I do for you?
Is the SEC still checking out B.E.'s books about the account transfer?
Yeah, we're cooperating fully.
It was just an error.
Okay, well, do you remember the other instance where B.E. supposedly bribed me not to check out their books?
What, you mean the Harry McKinsey thing?
Guess who Evangeline talked into coming back to town to talk to the D.A.'s office?
McKinsey?
Yes.
He says none of it's true and that, yes, he was paid to make the false accusation.
Who paid him?
Please, please tell me it was Todd Manning.
I wish you'd move into a bigger house.
What do you say?
Pretty good.
I wish you'd move into the biggest house in the land view.
Hello.
Name is Bigelow.
Hold on.
Harry McKinsey walked into the D.A.'s office with Evangeline Williamson.
Yes.
Harry McKinsey did name Todd Manning as the man.
Oh, I knew it.
Paid him to make this bribe.
We are not going to bury him with this.
But making this stick in court is going to be another matter altogether.
Oh, come on.
No, no, no, look.
Slow down here, Kevin.
Harry McKinsey is an admitted liar.
His word and a dollar will get you a soda out of a vending machine and that's about it.
We need corroborating evidence.
Okay, so we'll get it.
Listen, I know how badly you want Todd to go to jail.
I understand that.
But we can't get him to go to jail unless we have solid evidence.
All right.
I'll get it for you.
Oh, dear.
Meaning?
Well, Todd Manning seduced one of my employees, Margaret Cochran.
She'll give you everything you need on Todd.
I'll put her in touch with the ASAP.
Okay.
Fine.
Excellent.
Wow, okay.
Hey, wait a second.
Listen, about this other SEC investigation, you know the $64,000 that was transferred into your personal account?
Yeah, I told you it was just an error that I made.
It's no big deal.
No, Kevin, I've known you so long.
You just don't make those kind of mistakes.
You're just not that kind of guy.
I think you're covering for someone.
Do you want to tell me who?
No, Roxy, I'm not letting you do this.
You're not going to jail.
I can go to jail because, you know, I can make a lot of friends there.
You know, I could do their hair and stuff like that.
You don't have this kind of skills.
You know, you're going to be alone and miserable.
You had nothing to do with this.
I had absolutely nothing to do with it.
All right, let's just hit the pause button for a second.
Okay, now we could take you, the DA and I, into two separate rooms.
We could get the truth out of you, or you could tell us the whole truth right now.
All of it.
What's it going to be?
Lindsay, Rex got precisely what he deserves, so stop being ridiculous.
Look at it this way.
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I can't believe we're going to be in summer school all summer.
Such a loser.
Well, I'm the one who almost got expelled for buying a paper.
No, that wasn't you.
That was me, remember?
I'm the one that turned it in.
I ruined everything.
Could you believe how much you went after Professor Altman?
Well, he was being so unfair.
No, seriously, I actually thought you were going to put on claws and go after his face.
Yeah, right.
No, seriously, you were awesome.
And the way you fought for me like that, it meant a lot.
So thank you.
Okay, now the first clue to the killer?
Yeah.
Way too soon, way too obvious.
You could definitely delay that, you know?
I'm not going too fast here for you, am I?
No.
Okay, good.
Okay, now, when you described them driving up to the beach house, that was like three pages.
I mean, that could definitely be pared down to like a paragraph, maybe a half paragraph.
I mean, it just dragged a little bit.
You know, it got a little too slow.
Sure.
Yeah, yeah, too slow.
Yeah.
All right, now, moving on to chapter two.
I mean, Jessica wasn't trying to upset you.
Okay, I just told her about the bracelet.
She got a little curious, that's all.
Then tell her I'm sorry, but there's nothing to see.
It's just a bracelet.
Well, it's not a bracelet you wear every day.
But you wore it to Manoel Santis' funeral.
Because he gave it to me.
He was my brother, so it's something that I wore.
That's it, let it go.
Take it easy, okay?
Why do you get so upset over the bracelet?
Is Dorian involved in this?
Mommy, don't cover for Dorian.
I don't want you getting in trouble because of her.
She will sell you out in a heartbeat.
Look, Antonio.
So why don't you tell me?
Antonio, if I get a little upset about the bracelet, it's because Manny gave it to me.
He's my brother.
And I have a lot of very bad feelings about our past.
What he did to our family was unforgivable.
Look, I just can't talk about this anymore.
I have a lot of errands to do.
So could you watch the counter?
And I'll be back soon.
Did you tell her I was sorry?
She was so upset.
No, honey, it wasn't you, okay?
But something's not right, and we need to find out where it is.
Come on.
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So we were only planning on burning down my building, you know?
The fire was a total accident.
So that means we're innocent, right?
Buchanan?
Yeah, but...
Hey, Mr. D.A., did you ever think that you wanted to sock somebody in the jaw, but you didn't?
You know, like, no harm, no foul?
Yeah, look, and we sure as hell did not tell Barrier Stores gasoline at the community center.
Yeah, because Rex went bonkers when he found out.
Look, we both told him to get the gas out of there.
Yeah, I mean, I wasn't planning on burning down the community center.
I mean, why would I do that? I didn't have an insurance policy.
How dumb do you think I am?
Do you really want me to answer that question?
His full name is Barry Charles Bristol.
He's got a rap sheet a mile long.
They just picked him up in Philly.
He was about to torch another place.
But he admitted that these two hired him to burn down Roxy's building.
And he said he got a call, and they told him that the deal was off, so the fire was an accident.
Hey, hey.
So, we can go.
So, that means that we're innocent, right? Sort of?
You got a minute? Sure.
We can have some luck. I think Barry just put us in the clear.
Forget it.
Why?
Carlson never goes easy on anyone, and he hates me.
We're both going to prison. Your only question is for how long.
Conspiracy to commit fraud. Conspiracy to commit arson.
Reckless endangerment, 21 counts, and lying to a police officer.
So, how much time are you going to go for?
Let me think about it. I'll let you know.
Hey, buddy.
Hey, come here. How was your soccer game? Did you win?
Two to one. I scored the last goal.
Congratulations. Thank you.
I'm sorry I wasn't there to watch it with you.
Okay, but your mom was there, right?
Mm-hmm.
Anybody else?
Most of them.
Okay.
So, you were drowning right here?
Yeah, and I hadn't been rollerblading for that long.
I tried something stupid, and it was really scary.
Wow.
Yeah, and if it hadn't been for my dad, I probably wouldn't have made it.
I mean, he jumped right in, and he took me out, right?
Yeah.
So, you were drowning right here?
Yeah, and if it hadn't been for my dad, I probably wouldn't have made it.
I mean, he jumped right in, and he took me out, right?
And he had to give me mouth-to-mouth, right?
And then after that, before you know it, I was fine.
Well, you talk about lucky, right?
Well, he just jumped right in and saved me.
You know, if I was there, I would have done the same thing.
You don't think I make mistakes?
That's quite a compliment, Nora.
Unfortunately, I'm embarrassed to say that I was making a simple salary adjustment.
Instead of putting it into payroll, I transferred it into my personal account.
Oh, yeah.
Are you going on a trip?
Your suitcase.
Oh, no, I was just spending a few days at land fair, you know, to help out with my mom.
Just picking up a few more things.
Tonight is Ben's memorial service.
It's going to be very stressful for her, so I want to be there, you know.
You're going, aren't you?
Yeah, absolutely, absolutely.
Is Kelly joining you there later?
No, no.
Unfortunately, it's kind of an air infection.
And with mom's immune system the way it is, it probably wouldn't be a good idea.
I understand.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, I should be coming.
Please have that woman, Margaret Cochran, have her call the D.A.'s office.
Okay, I will.
Really?
Yeah, I will.
Right away.
As soon as possible.
I will.
I know.
The faster we get to where it belongs, the better it is for everybody.
Yes, absolutely.
Okay.
See you at the service.
You bet.
Okay.
Hello?