I like happy endings.
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This is the story of a girl
Now that's what I call music volume five.
Absolutely some of the best music of the year with nine days and with NSYNC it's gonna be one of your favorite CDs.
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She's all I think of. She's a star but she's right by my side.
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I've had enough with the little thing and no one does a million other things.
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This is Rugrats episode 182, Raising Dill.
Time to get some knowledge into the new kid.
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You say angelica.
Bucky.
Rugrats will return.
Wipey time.
Ronald and me, pole vaulting.
Scotty, we get this one right, we're going to McDonald's.
Okay.
Whoa!
I guess we got it right.
Ronald and me, how cool would that be?
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command and the most powerful starship.
Make that second most powerful.
Now every McDonald's Happy Meal has one Buzz Lightyear rocket toy.
You can collect and connect.
Okay, getting dizzy.
So Megan calls and tells me she's eating Reese's.
I say, whoa, you have candy for breakfast?
She says, not candy, Reese's puff cereal.
So that's when Ross calls.
He's eating Reese's puffs too.
They start talking about how it's got a Reese's gulp taste.
I'm on hold.
So I snag a box of my own and crunch into its incredible combo of peanut butter and chocolatey taste.
And Reese's puffs are part of a good breakfast.
Reese's puffs, it's Reese's.
Hello.
For breakfast.
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Nap time's over.
Rugrats are back.
This is Rugrats episode 183, no naps.
First one to snore is a rotten diapy.
If this is one of your favorite episodes, log on to nick.com and tell us.
Because of the holiday, Martin Luther King Day, Nickelodeon gives you Rugrats all afternoon.
So stay right here.
Growing up backstage here at the Apollo Theater, I had some incredible teachers.
I mean, they could show me a move and make it stick.
Today, when teachers look for creative ways to reach a kid, they turn to Cable in the Classroom.
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we've got just what you need for the way you live today.
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Albertsons. It's your store.
Hey, where's the cream filling?
Hey, that's the stuff.
Post this.
Okay, who are you?
The milkman.
Do you have a sidekick?
No.
A nemesis?
A what?
A bad guy.
I'm a people person.
Have you been fighting crime, long?
I don't fight crime.
What do you fight?
Weak bones.
The calcium in milk helps make your bones strong.
Wait, what?
Okay, I've got it.
Look.
I traveled through time once with the Power Rangers.
We were chasing the evil Cyclobots through the time vortex.
We had Vector Cycles, the Deluxe Time Jet, and the help of brave men.
Force to battle mode!
Fire!
Cool!
We showed evil that it had no place to run, no place to hide.
New Vector Cycles and Deluxe Time Jet, each sold separately from Bandai.
Picture Pocket.
Picture Pocket Barbie.
Find a picture.
Punch a shot.
Cool.
Put him in the pocket.
The look is hot.
Pets, friends, celebrities.
Change the look.
This shape is me.
Pick it.
Punch it.
Perfect.
That's gotta be Barbie.
Picture Pocket Barbie.
Picture Pocket Barbie doll comes with a cool shape puncher and pop out pictures.
Dolls each sold separately.
Now you can get this cool Barbie photo album keychain, especially marked packages, while
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Catch Lucky.
They're after me, Lucky Charms.
But I wonder, can you name me marshmallow shapes?
Sure.
Hearts.
Stars.
Horseshoes.
Clovers and looloons.
Pots of golden rainbows.
And the red balloons.
That's me, Lucky Charms.
Hearts, stars, and horseshoes.
Clovers and looloons.
Pots of golden rainbows.
And the red balloons.
Lucky Charms, the part of this good breakfast with eight magical marshmallows.
And they can name them, can you?
Hearts, stars, and horseshoes.
That's me, Lucky Charms.
They're magically delicious.
In 1964, four men from Liverpool came to America and changed the world forever.
Oh, may I tell you something?
I wanna hold your hand.
She loves you, baby.
The Beatles won the number one album in the world.
Barbie love.
All 27 of the Beatles' albums are sold in the world.
Barbie love.
衝席 약 means tease.
We're the crooked white PГs.
We're their
page full-color booklet.
Hey Jude, don't make it fun.
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Rugrats Return. Worms and all.
This is Rugrats episode 224. Jokes on you, especially if your name is Angelica. If this is one of your favorite episodes, log on to nick.com and tell us.
It's gonna be lots of fun staying at your house today, Uncle Sucker.
Ronald and me washing the cars.
Impressive!
Now for some suds.
Where to, boss?
Fell as I said suds, not spuds.
Hey, back to the couch.
Gotcha, Davis.
Ronald and me. How cool would that be?
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command and the most powerful starship.
Make that second most powerful.
Now every McDonald's Happy Meal has one Buzz Lightyear rocket toy. You can collect and connect.
Okay, getting dizzy.
Oh, Monsieur. Voila.
Nails.
I wish they had peanut butter crunch.
Peanut butter crunch.
I'll take it from here, Pierre. Crunchitize.
Welcome to Shake Crunch.
Wow.
Crack open a menu.
Peanut butter crunch.
Excellent choice. My peanut butter crunch cereal is a peanut buttery part of this balanced breakfast.
Crunchitize me, mon capitain.
Whoa.
Do it again.
Oreo Double Stuff Cookies. If the taste doesn't get you, the cream will.
Only Oreo.
You can go anywhere because Gogurt comes in a cool tube.
Hey, dude.
What took you so long?
I hit traffic crossing the Sahara.
Yeah, the Sahara can be tough this time of day.
Gogurt, you can grab it and go anywhere.
This is Rugrats episode 229, Chuckie's new shirt.
Hey, nice threads, Finster. If this is one of your favorite episodes, log on to nick.com and tell us.
Yeah, these are real Krabby Pants.
More Rugrats.
After a wee break.
Whoa. What's, what's up?
Oh, let's see. That's a miss. That's lame.
Sports drinks, colas, like that's working up there. But you get something good.
Vitamin D.
I got, you want the D?
You need me. Who's got some milk?
Milk, milk, milk. Milk, milk, milk.
Oh, right there. Baskets that way, chief.
Yeah.
Wanna play? Milk has vitamins and minerals you need to play hard.
When you guys are done denying, you know, your beverage problem, give me a call. I'll be in the fridge. Come on, shake.
Where are the alphabets?
The land before time.
With Littlefoot, Sarah, Spike, and Sharp Tooth.
More!
Yay!
Three new land before time dinosaurs in Marshmallow Alphabet Cereal, part of this good breakfast.
Rugrats are cleaned up and back on.
This is Rugrats episode 230, Cave Babies, a prehistoric search for some prehistoric munchies.
If this is one of your favorite episodes, log on to nick.com and tell us.
For every dad that's worked overtime.
For every mom whose career has been too consuming.
There is a voice.
One small voice.
Hey, what is that?
Representing the many small voices of kids who are tired of waiting for their turn.
Hey, mom.
The kids are in the car, so let's go skating.
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Clifford is now in his own larger-than-life TV show, Clifford the Big Red Dog.
And now when you come to Subway, every kids pack you buy comes with one of four Clifford the Big Red Dog toys.
There's Clifford Fire Chief, Clifford Dog Housekeeper, Pulsable Clifford, and Clifford Picture Frame.
You can collect them all and be a good friend, just like Clifford.
They're only in the Clifford the Big Red Dog Kids Pack, and they're only at Subway.
Subway. Eat fresh.
In Japan, the art of folding paper is origami.
Now experience the art of folding hair with hair origami for beautiful folded hair fashions that will amaze you.
Roll it up, and let the spring action roll your hair into the perfect bun.
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Hair origami, the art of folding hair, yours for $14.99.
Call and get a second hair origami for double buns and more.
All of today's callers also get the Snap Action Scrunchie.
Ask about the new styling video and learn to make a pony heart.
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Looking for something really cool?
Let's go!
Whoa!
Keep your cool anytime, anywhere.
With your favorite fruity, cool egg flavors.
Like cherry, lemonade, and grape.
Oh, yeah!
Love hurts.
Mario Tennis rated E for everyone now on Game Boy Color.
Get into it.
Is your child getting Cs and Ds when you know he or she is capable of As and Bs?
I wasn't getting good marks in reading.
It was painful for me as a parent to see Jessica struggling with reading.
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The Phonics Game is worth every penny.
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What do big kids want?
More air!
More moves!
More half-pipes!
More food!
Big kids want to be treated like big kids.
So you can come to Burger King and get a Burger King Big Kids Meal served your way with more great tasting food, fun, and of course, some cool toys.
This is the bestest tree house I've ever seen!
Wouldn't you like to build your own Rugrats tree house?
Now you can at Burger King.
Scram!
You can collect all eight toys.
The more you stack, the bigger the tree house.
One Rugrats tree house toy comes in every kids meal.
Taste rules!
Gotta have sweet, gotta have juicy fruit.
Nothing satisfies like it.
Juicy fruit.
The gotta have sweet come.
Bonjour! Je suis la grand Muzzy.
Je suis la Jean V.
Yes, that's French they're speaking.
And no, these children aren't French.
They're American.
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The remarkable new video language program for children developed by the British Broadcasting Corporation.
With this unique BBC language course, children learn a second language with incredible ease.
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Hey Mom and Dad, let's explore kid country at Kid Concepts USA.
We can go on a dinosaur dig, climb the Eiger, surf the web, become a chef, sing and dance in Hollywood, create a work of art, even work out together.
Kid Concepts is the perfect place for my next birthday party.
And Echo says the food is awesome.
Let's go to Kid Concepts USA.
Kid Concepts USA on Hawthorne Boulevard between Sepulveda, Lomita and Torrance.
Customers like shopping at my store.
It's my job to make sure they do.
Every morning I come in.
Morning, Kerry.
And the first thing I do is walk the perimeter.
Good morning, Ted.
I check out every department and walk down every aisle.
Smells terrific.
It's my store and I want it looking good.
But if I see you looking confused, I'm never too busy to stop and help you find what you need.
I'm proud of my store.
And I'm proud when I see the same faces coming back over and over again.
It means we're taking care of you.
And that's what we're here for.
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This is the story of a boy who just didn't get math.
I mean, he wasn't stupid or anything.
There was like a wall there.
At Sylvan Learning Center, we solve academic problems by precisely identifying the cause.
That's why we start with the Sylvan Skills Assessment before we design a personalized program.
But there was a girl who had trouble reading.
She used to pretend to be invisible.
That way the teacher would never call on her.
Call Sylvan and find out how our Skills Assessment can give a comprehensive profile of your child's strengths and weaknesses.
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Because our assessment so clearly uncovers your child's learning issues, we guarantee results.
Her story has a happy ending.
I like happy endings.
If your child is struggling in school, call Sylvan at 1-800-943-6340.
Success is learned.
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Fresh air, green trees, and cookie crisps.
Cookies for breakfast?
Can we read her off?
Not in my neck of the woods.
Oh, yeah?
With Cookie Crisp cereal, you get a big chocolate chip cookie taste.
Fresh air, green trees, and chocolate chip cookies for breakfast.
Alright!
Chocolatey tasting cookie crisps, the part of a good breakfast that's got everyone howling.
Cookie crisps!
The one with the big chocolate chip cookie taste.
This is Rugrats episode 277, Rugrats Vacation.
Look out! They're landing in Las Vegas!
If this is one of your favorite episodes, log on to nick.com and tell us.
We'll be back with more Slime Time Live right here on Nick.
Let's take a look at today's weather forecast.
Move over, weatherman.
Nick.com's Weather Center. Weather from your place to every place.
You couldn't get it, so nick.com got it.
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Rugrats. It's all new.
They're back from Paris with an all-new season and new adventures.
Now ain't that pleasing?
The Rugrats are here with brand new thrills.
And then there's Chuckie. Getting new tills.
The queen of mean. Man, she's wack.
But this season, she better watch her back.
It's all new Rugrats right here on Nick.
Don't miss a minute, cause it's really gonna kick.
Don't miss the premiere of the new season of Rugrats starting tonight at 8, 7 Central right here on Nick.
Yeah.
The best part of the day.
What do we want?
Recess!
Is coming to theaters.
Bullseye!
On February 16th.
Psychedelic Principalia.
It's the first Recess movie.
The ultimate Recess.
Scandalous!
They're out to save the world.
Recess!
Get him.
One playground at a time.
Curse these bodacious hips of mine.
Run back to my place and get the butter.
That part still grosses me out, sir.
Disney's Recess schools out.
It's party time.
Coming only to theaters February 16th.
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So many colors, so many flavors.
And this time, they'll be mine.
There's tasty triple cherry and delicious wild berry blue.
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Uh-oh.
It's the rabbit.
Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.
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Ah ha ha!
It worked!
I did?
It worked!
Ha ha!
I got one!
Everything all right?
Oh, he just got his first phone call while he was on Road Runner.
Road Runner High Speed Online runs over your cable line,
so it won't tie up your phone when you're on the Internet.
Know someone who recently got connected?
I remember my first call.
Call him. They'll be thrilled.
At least he's wearing his robe.
That's true.
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Let's go.
Oh, who is the wonderful one who wants to have fun with Pooh?
Inside Playhouse Disney, who is the he or the she who's happy to be with Pooh?
There's so much to do, oh, who will I see?
Maybe I'll be he.
Oh, who?
Maybe that who is you.
The Book of Pooh.
Coming January 22nd.
Only on Disney Channel.
We're here at the Trix figure skating competition.
Wait a second, who is that?
It's me!
Whoever it is must really want to win those Trix.
Look at that raspberry red, wild berry blue, and lemony yellow combination.
What a fabulously fruity performance.
And the judges agree.
At last, Trix are mine.
He wins colorful fruity Trix, a tasty part of a good breakfast.
Mine, mine.
Silly rabbit.
Picture for kids.
Eight figures.
This is Rugrats episode 238, Diaper Change.
Is Grandpa Lou out the door for good?
If this is one of your favorite episodes, log on to nick.com and tell us.
What a move, Bob.
We're the breakfast crew in center of the Golden Rap Hot Tarts because if you find it, you could win $10,000 in filmy.
You can win the self-addressed dance envelope, two-callix Golden Rap Hot Tarts, with these special marked packages of Pop Tarts.
Many will enter, few will win.
You can find the Golden Rap Hot Tarts and spend $10,000 the way you want.
And that's why we say Pop Tarts Roll!
Coco Pamels, Bedrock's Chocolatey Best.
Chocolatey!
You saved me.
But only Bedrock's Chocolatey Best will give me the strength to save you next time.
He is.
Coco Pebbles, Powerful Chocolatey Taste.
He's back!
Dino!
Bonnie!
Dino!
Yikes!
Post-Coco Pebbles cereal, part of this good breakfast.
Two heads aren't better than one.
Hey kids, put on your hard hats and get ready for real-life giant construction equipment for kids.
The fun-filled video with 25 monster machines for $4.95.
Join Hard Hat Harry on a magical adventure to actual construction sites.
60 thrill-packed minutes of bruising bulldozers, colossal cranes, dirty dump trucks, and more.
25 big machines to watch over and over again.
Asphalt eaters, pavers, rock crushers.
All the heavy equipment kids love driving right into your living room.
Real-life giant construction equipment for kids is a rare chance for huge excavators in action.
Stone mountains blown up by dynamite. Kids even climb into the driver's seat of the big machines they love.
Real-life giant construction equipment for kids, originally sold for $19.95, is now $4.95.
And when you call, we'll also tell you about our bonus video offer.
Must be 18 or older to order.
Marbled at Stonehenge, the Great Wall of China, the ancient Colosseum, the Great Pyramids,
and now, Cheerful Al, who invites you to visit Union War Surplus for LA's best bargains on surplus.
Levi's, Wolverine boots and shoes, and hunting and fishing apparel.
I'm Cheerful Al. Come and see Jeff and I at the South Bay's most unusual store, Union War Surplus.
Union War Surplus, home of the eighth wonder of the world, Cheerful Al, on 6th Street in downtown San Pedro.
Introducing the all-new, completely restyled 2001 Hyundai Elantra.
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The warranty's the best in America. You feel secure and you know you have someone to rely on.
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Get the all-new Elantra for just $12,434 at your Hyundai dealer today.
This is Rugrats episode 239, Ball Stinks, and so does salsa dancing, if you're Grandpa Lou.
If this is one of your favorite episodes, log on to nick.com and tell us.
Hey, Don, Kit, where are you now? Here I come.
Stay.
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It's a safe place to be.
Eight, seven, six point five, six point five, new TOL version six point five, we have a gun.
Welcome.
New movies and music.
New movie ball.
And like a friend just pops in to say hi.
My bed list is huge, I have like 80.
E-mail, rock.
Welcome. You've got mail. You've got thank you. You've got goodbye.
Warning, this toothbrush actually makes kids want to brush their teeth.
It's the 60 second time machine and kids love it.
The gears turn, the lights flash and it's so cool, it makes kids want to brush.
This amazing design brushes all the surfaces of your teeth, even the top and the bottom rows at the same time.
Plus, the flashing lights time out to a full 60 seconds of brushing.
And hey, you can even brush in the dark.
Most importantly, clinical studies show that this product works. It really does work.
Best of all for $39.95, you get everything.
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Must be 18 years or older to call. That's 1-800-585-7997.
Welcome to the LEGO Racer Rally. Gentlemen, start your racers.
New LEGO Racers. 8 racers start, only 1 finishes.
They're racing side by side, head to head.
You can collect them all.
You can crash them all.
This race isn't about winning, it's about surviving.
Do you have what it takes?
Your world, your rules. LEGO!
New LEGO Racers. Each set sold separately, driver's license not included.
It's time, Games and Sports PPK Update.
Alright, the NFL Gatorade punt pass and kick finals are only weeks away.
So we asked PPK spokesperson Peyton Manning to give us some insight on the first P in PPK.
Punt him.
Hey, what's up everybody? Peyton Manning here to give you a tip on punting.
First, it's important to make sure you hold the ball level as you drop it.
That way you won't kick the pointy ends of the ball.
Next, it's important to make sure your leg is extended up real high.
If you want your punt to have maximum height and distance.
A good punt will put the other team right where you want them, far away from your end zone.
That's right Peyton. Now keep watching as more PPK updates lead you right up to Super Bowl Sunday.
That's when the best of the best compete in the NFL Gatorade PPK Finals from 2 to 4 p.m. on Nickelodeon Gas.
Punt pass and kick on Nick Cat.
This is Rugrats episode 240. Don't poop on my parade.
But you can invade it with a huge lizard if you want.
If this is one of your favorite episodes, log on to nick.com and tell us.
Ritz Bitz sandwiches with cheese with the taste of real cheese on the inside and buttery little Ritz crackers on the outside.
Who on earth could resist Ritz Bitz sandwiches with cheese?
Ritz Bitz peanut butter sandwiches with the delicious taste of real peanut butter on the inside and buttery little Ritz crackers on the outside.
Who can resist a Ritz Bitz sandwich with peanut butter?
January on Time Warner Communications.
I want a child.
A controversial issue.
Our child.
A groundbreaking case.
Don't go.
I believe that if you engage in a homosexual relationship, you ought not to have children.
And his grandparents want to adopt him themselves.
But I want to live with you.
Brooke Shields stars in a Lifetime Original Movie Event.
Why are you trying to take her away?
What Makes a Family?
Premiers January 22nd at 9 on Lifetime and Time Warner Communications.
The Fruit Roll-Ups Factory staff is always looking for the next big idea.
Fruit Roll-Ups Cup.
Next.
Furry Fruit Roll-Ups.
Next.
Fruit Roll-Up Socks.
Ew.
CD.
Next.
Ball.
Next.
Brinko.
Next.
We'll never find the next idea.
You're a genius.
New Tattoo.
You're a genius.
New Tattoo Fruit Roll-Ups.
Lots of great tattoos and all your favorite flavors.
Stick them.
Peel them.
Instant Tattoo.
What fun Fruit Roll-Ups will be rolled out next?
This is Rugrats Episode 250.
Vince Darella.
Chuckie's got a case of stepmother-itis.
If this is one of your favorite episodes, log on to nick.com and tell us.
Rugrats will return.
Eat some baby food.
Whoa.
Good guess.
Oreo Double Stuff Cookies.
If the taste doesn't get you, the cream will.
Only Oreo.
Rugrats are back for more.
More Rugrats.
After a wee break.
Hey, no apples, see?
Long guys show you no stinkin' apples.
So they don't taste like apples.
Gillogg's Apple Jack cereal.
Part of his good breakfast.
Hey, guys.
Eat what we like, see?
Rugrats are cleaned up and back on.
Hi, I'm Barry Williams.
You know, Greg Brady, guess what?
All of us are coming up next on The Brady Bunch.
On Nick at Night.
Groovy.
Hi, I'm Barry.
Glass kids, you're home.
I'm crying, fairy-bob-other.
Up next, it's The Brady Bunch.
Here on Nick at Night.
Escape the everyday.
Even if it's just for dinner.
Red Baron baked to rise.
It's our most incredible pizza yet.
What's cooking?
A new recipe idea from Mrs. Dash.
Coat chicken breasts in a mixture of Parmesan cheese, bread crumbs, and Mrs. Dash Original Blend.
Saute in olive oil, add fresh lemon juice, and serve over pasta.
It's 100% robust flavor.
It's your secret ingredient.
The original taste of onion, pepper, parsley, basil, 14 garden herbs and spices
blended together in one of a kind Mrs. Dash Original Blend seasoning.
Day 14 inside Nick at Night.
There's something funny about this place.
About these people.
Someone always has a funny plan.
You remember the idea I had about the burglar?
Yeah.
Alright, the burglar is gonna show up tonight.
What?
But it always seems to backfire.
And yet they laugh.
At everything.
And we laugh with them.
I like this place.
Uh, what's going on here?
We're playing direct TV.
Billy's the satellite and I'm the dish.
Dare I ask?
So we can get noggin.
Ah, what's a noggin?
Our TV channel, Mrs. Goodman.
Faster!
Kids will do anything to get noggin.
The new interactive network that encourages kids to poke, prod and wonder at the world.
See your local retailer for a direct TV demo and experience noggin for yourself.
I don't feel so good.
Get behind the wheel.
And turn it up.
Cause you're going south.
The five greatest southern rock hits of all time.
You can order online at musicspace.com.
This 35-track collection is not sold in any store.
She said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself.
Order by credit card now and get a free going south poster.
Where you going?
Going south.
To order, call the number on your screen or log on to musicspace.com.
Rush delivery available.
Do it now.
You're watching the Brady Bunch.
Here on Nick at Night.