It means this car won the Academy Awards of cars.
It means things like 100,000 miles to the first tune-up.
And Crest Chevrolet has got a bunch of them.
Every color, every option, every everything.
And right now, you can drive one from Crest Superstore for $1.99 a month.
That's only $1.99 a month for a 1997 Malibu.
Hey, at Crest Chevrolet, you get what you want.
Hi, this is your Carrier Indoor Weather Report.
Well, it's ideal in Death Valley.
Just perfect in Alaska.
Fair and mild in New Orleans.
And everywhere else, you find Carrier Indoor Weather Systems
that have been making the weather you like since 1902.
Here's who to call for custom-made indoor weather in your neck of the woods.
In Jacksonville, called Howard Services.
Save on your cooling costs with an energy-efficient Carrier Indoor Weather Maker.
Call Howard Services at 399-COOL.
Carrier custom-made indoor weather.
Whoa!
See, it's goofy, this full-blowning.
I've been out of phenomenon here.
Cheese, cheese, cheese.
Or a simple, or a swirly.
That's cheesy, sore as rich by the county.
Because when the cheese starts flowing,
you're gonna get your noodle going.
You can get one free mini basketball featuring some fun characters.
Nice move.
Autographed by Patrick Ewing, Mugsy Bogues, or Brian Big Country Reeves.
One free with six poops of Purchase Plus Postage and Handling.
Details on specially marked boxes of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
Hey, can he play with us?
Plus Beauty Barbie and her little fairy friend.
Sprinkle all the sleeping flowers,
winter's at an end.
Yay!
Your turn, Barbie.
Spring is here, time for flowers to appear.
She's moving.
Hide inside this pocket, little fairy friend.
Our fun will never end.
Every time you sprinkle, her dress begins to twinkle.
Blossom Beauty Barbie, lose before our eyes.
Blossom Beauty Barbie doll's dress really blooms when you pull the magic string.
Comes with fairy friend, too.
Here's a few tips on life in the big city from a kid who knows.
Go ahead, child.
One, always carry an extra baseball.
Two, watch your back on street cleaning day.
And three, this may sound kinda strange, but Joseph has a banana.
Wow, people downtown sure are friendly.
Catch all the big city action on an extra Hey Arnold!
Sundays at 11, 10 Central.
Only on Nickelodeon.
Hammerhead.
That's Daggett.
Stinkface.
That's Norbert.
Amnott.
They're brothers.
Copybeaver.
Stumbucker.
They're the Angry Beavers.
Radio ready.
They're Nickelodeon's newest Nicktoon.
What?
Nickelodeon's newest Nicktoon.
Oh, they're two furry brothers venturing out on their own.
They're wildlife living a wild life.
Don't miss the world premiere of Nick's newest Nicktoon, The Angry Beavers.
Tonight at 9.30, 8.30 Central.
Right after the Kids' Choice Awards.
Only on Nick.
Catch ready.
It's not the Jacksonville Municipal Stadium.
Not Metropolitan Park.
Not the River Walk.
But if you have been injured in an accident and a fair settlement cannot be reached, then
it is in a courthouse like this where it all comes together.
Hello, I'm Bill Harrell of the Jacksonville law firm of Harrell & Johnson.
We have experienced trial attorneys who know the courtroom.
Harrell & Johnson.
We're all so easy to find.
Just look on the back of your phone book.
Harrell & Johnson.
In five years, Dodge has introduced an entire line of exciting cars and trucks and reinvented
an entire brand.
The only thing we haven't done is to make these kind of offers all at the same time.
Announcing the National Dodge Sale.
It's never been easier to get into a new Dodge.
See the friendly Dodge dealer near you.
I'd have any kind of pet I wanted.
Can I keep him?
Is he house trained?
He's not a fetch.
Good boy.
And of course, I'd let my little brother play with him when he wanted.
Your pet ain't your homework.
And my books, the school bus, my science project, my bed.
And every day after school, I take him for a walk to McDonald's where we get a Big Mac
and a 500-piece McNugget.
Speed.
Good boy.
Hey, it can happen.
These are my rocks.
Sparkly.
This is my petty Guana's day.
Sometimes he eats my brother's underwear.
This is my close personal friend, Patrick Gillard.
Now in Lunchables, you can instantly win a chance to bring a hoop star to school for a day.
Many will enter.
You will win.
How about you?
So, Pat, do you mind if I call you Pat?
Your favorite puppies are on video for you to own.
Catch those puppies!
They're having 101 wild adventures.
101 breathtaking escapes.
And 101 high-flying surprises.
And now you can see 101 Dalmatians in your very own home.
Play close.
Disney's 101 Dalmatians on video, rated G.
Stay right here, baby.
Coming up, we got some immature for you.
We got some Sinbad, a little bit of Larissa Olenek, and Sports Awards, baby.
Don't go anywhere.
All that close is amazing.
How does he do it?
Let me know, Blimp.
Show me more!
This summer, Nickelodeon is back on the big screen with a brand new movie starring our very own Kenan and Kel.
Good Burger!
You've seen them on all that.
You've seen them on Kenan and Kel.
Now see them on the big screen with a big buttery bag of popcorn in Good Burger.
That's right.
These guys are making a movie.
That's right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Kel, what are we doing?
Yelling at the camera.
Oh, that's cool.
Good Burger!
Paramount Pictures presents a Nickelodeon movie, Good Burger, coming to theaters this summer.
Are you okay?
No, can I hear you?
In a world beyond imagination, five legendary warriors...
We must keep you from harm.
...will unleash the power of fire, wood, earth, metal, and water.
In the ultimate battle to save a planet...
Let's do it.
They're so cool.
Warriors of Virtue rated PG.
Starts Friday, May 2nd at theaters everywhere.
Cool.
Don't.
D-O-L-E-DON'T.
Cheesy.
Cheetos!
Dangerously cheesy.
So, boy, I'd say if you want to impress the ladies, just be your sweet selves.
Oh, that's a pun, isn't it?
Hey, guys, I didn't know you were worked out.
Sure, because the M is for...
Check out my ad-noids.
Flash some pecs.
I don't know which one's worse.
Oh, thanks, guys.
I know.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, thanks, guys.
I need a bath.
Is that what you were going for?
Hey, she laughed.
Yes, she did.
Pathetic.
And now Nickelodeon presents a little of this and a little of that.
Are you sure about this?
Will we have a loss against that?
Is this some kind of a sick joke?
What makes you say that?
This is not a good time.
I need that.
Okay.
Giant beat this.
That's a sterling idea.
What if I did this?
That's not good.
What was that?
What was what?
That was Nickelodeon, the only network for you, and this is over.
That's it.
I've had enough.
I'm out of here.
Keep watching, because right after the Kids' Choice Awards, Nick's gonna get paid.
This is gonna be great.
The end.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go home.
I'm gonna go home.
You really owe me.
Okay, action!
With Miss Grubner.
We didn't practice, did we?
Cut! But she'd never take my place at McDonald's.
Cut!
She owes me!
Hey, it could happen.
Fuzzy in the morning?
How about breakfast with the intense orange taste of Tang?
Walking zombie?
Tang to the extreme, if you dare!
Vitamin C screaming orange taste!
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Tang! It's a kick in the glass.
Looking for some intelligent reading?
Why? When a Tang label gets you a free issue of the all-new Mad Magazine.
Call 1-800-464-TANG for details.
Dog laughing. It's a dreadful thing.
They're here!
Get those puppies!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Blossom Beauty Barbie and her little fairy friend
Sprinkle all the sleeping flowers
Winter's at an end
Your turn, Barbie.
Spring is here, time for flowers to appear
She's blooming!
Hide inside this pocket
Little fairy friend, our fun will never end
Every time you sprinkle, her dress begins to twinkle
Blossom Beauty Barbie, glows before our eyes
Blossom Beauty Barbie doll's dress really burns when you pull the magic string
Comes with fairy friend, too.
Yeah, step aside, I'm throwing.
This summer, Nickelodeon is returning to the big screen.
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
Paramount Pictures presents a Nickelodeon movie.
Good Burger. Coming soon to a theater near you.
This is it, the last weekend to take advantage of the Rooms2Go Spring Clearance.
Your last chance to get the lowest price possible on beautiful new Rooms2Go furniture.
Even lower than our everyday low prices.
Remember, Rooms2Go not only offers the lowest prices every day, we give you fashion.
The freshest, most up-to-date furnishings of the season.
Now those new styles are on the way.
The result? The sale America waits for with prices well below our everyday low prices in every department.
The Rooms2Go Spring Clearance ends 9 p.m. Monday.
In five years, Dodge has introduced an entire line of exciting cars and trucks and reinvented an entire brand.
The only thing we haven't done is to make these kind of offers all at the same time.
Announcing the National Dodge Sale.
It's never been easier to get into a new Dodge.
See the friendly Dodge dealer near you.
We're fighting warriors.
Battle the evil warlord.
Kick into action.
Seize the power.
Fight the forces of darkness.
Rooms to the rescue.
Be a warrior of virtue.
Real power.
The Rooms have arrived.
Warriors of virtue action figures each sold separately.
Play it bad, rock, rap, fast, be a cool dude.
Home and run, home run, talk to Pepper, taste the fun.
Maybe star, classic car, talk show, barbie, can, or twist again.
Easterly play.
Now is the time.
Now is the time.
This is the place.
Talk to Pepper.
This is the taste.
Talk to Pepper.
Now is the time.
If kids like me were running the world, I'd be able to have any kind of pet I wanted.
Can I keep him?
Is he house trained?
He's not a fetch.
Good boy.
And of course, I'd let my little brother play with him when he wanted.
Your pet ain't your homework.
At my books, the school bus, my science project, my bed, and every day after school, I take him for a walk to McDonald's where we get a Big Mac and a 500 piece McNugget.
Spade.
Good boy.
Whoa!
Hey, it can happen!
Get your hands up, baby!
Stay tuned for Slime City, baby!
Whoo!
Get ready, get set, get moving.
Nickelodeon's thing.
Get clean, get plastic, get recycling.
Connecting kids to their environment.
Get together, get together, get painting.
Connecting kids to their communities.
Get ready, get set, get connected.
Connect to the Big Help.
New!
L'Oreal Kids!
L'Oreal!
Gentle shampoo.
L'Oreal!
Tier-free.
It's new!
L'Oreal Kids!
No more knots.
Because we're worth it too!
Beautiful hair.
L'Oreal!
Oh, it's so beautiful.
New L'Oreal Kids shampoo.
Because we're worth it too!
Look, Alphabets left!
We got three wishes.
Watch and see!
New marshmallows swirled!
One, two, three!
More kinds of marshmallows than anyone!
Nine cool shakes!
Major y'all!
Sweet!
Marshmallow, Alphabets, cereal, and what's more, one, two, three!
Harder than school breakfast!
Excellent, we're in.
That's why waffle criss-crossers taste like we need waffles.
And now we've got the recipe.
Someone's in the system.
Hit that.
We lost the connection.
Yup.
But not before I changed a few delivery addresses.
Part of a complete breakfast.
Party training, Kelly.
Whoops, you wet your diaper.
Let's learn something new.
After your bottle, Barbie shows you what to do.
Over here, Kelly, your bathroom's the place.
Just take off your diaper.
Hey!
You're doing great!
You really tinkled.
Now wash your hands.
Baby sister, I'm so proud.
Party training, Kelly.
You're a big girl now.
Party training, Kelly doll, really drinks and tinkles.
Oops, that's from Barbie doll, not included.
I got the man that we wanna hear what she says.
One, two, three!
Let me say...
Keep watching,
because right after the Kids' Choice Awards, Nick's gonna get angry.
This is gonna be great.
The Angry Beavers.
It's the world premiere of Nickelodeon's newest Nicktoon.
This is it.
The last weekend to take advantage of the Rooms to Go spring clearance.
Your last chance to get the lowest price possible on beautiful new Rooms to Go furniture.
Even lower than our everyday low prices.
Remember, Rooms to Go not only offers the lowest prices every day,
we give you fashion.
The freshest, most up-to-date furnishings of the season.
Now those new styles are on the way.
The result? The sale America waits for with prices well below our everyday low prices in every department.
The Rooms to Go spring clearance ends 9 p.m. Monday.
If you want a no-hassle, friendly car-buying experience when purchasing your next vehicle,
come to Paul Clark Ford Mercury.
Like this brand new 97 Ford F-150, now only $15,995.
You save $2,835.
Or a brand new 97 Ford Ranger, now only $10,795.
You save $3,845. At Paul Clark, there's no games and no gimmicks.
You'll always get our best price.
Paul Clark Ford Mercury. Right on Highway 818 in Eulie.
For low payments and great service, you can count on Paul Clark.
Standards are low.
Did we wake you up?
No, sir. We've been up since the crack of noon.
Their morale is high.
Who raised you, monkey?
I know, it's weird.
And their discipline...
Come on and pop me!
...is nonexistent.
What?
But when the chips are down...
Get ready, boys!
Well, there goes tonight's mo-ha.
They're ready for action.
Call 911!
Okay, we can't take everything.
McHale's Navy.
Leave the guns.
Ready, PG. Now playing at theaters everywhere.
Drag 2!
Shh! Jimmy!
Oh, come on! Come on!
No, it's Mr. Gartner's house!
Not the wind!
You hit it! You get it!
You boys back again? That's the third time this week.
My husband had a mean curve.
More Nestle quick?
Chocolate milk? Think quick!
How was it?
Just hope you never have to go in there.
What's so cool about these micro machines?
They move!
They're new micro machines exploration sets.
Tiger Shark Landing is totally cool.
With a port side periscope, awesome aqua viewer and shark's pen.
And coolest of all, they float!
You can check out Lost Treasure Lagoon and find the buried treasure.
They're cool!
But don't forget, they float!
New micro machines exploration sets.
Float on!
Or Dr. Mungi land!
Think big, play small.
They float!
New exploration play sets come with both.
Play sets and additional vehicle figure collections sold separately.
New for micro machines.
Nickelodeon's 10th Annual Kids' Choice Awards.
Brought to you by Post Golden Crisp and Honeycomb Cereals.
And McDonald's McWorld.
And now it's time to get angry.
With a world premiere of Nick's newest Nicktoon.
The Angry Beavers.
We'll be right back after these messages.
Contoured leather seats.
Rack and pinion steering.
And on the front hood, a giant burger.
Ask your dealer about the brand new Good Burger Mobile from Nickelodeon.
When Paramount Pictures presents a Nickelodeon movie.
Good Burger starring Keenan and Kel coming this summer to a theater near you.
Enter an all new dimension.
Where objects are suspended in time and space.
Wonder how?
Wonder World.
Torpedo Run.
Just mix the magic gel and let it set.
You're in command of a naval fleet in the heat of battle.
Or there's Wonder World's Endless Summer.
It's fun in the sun.
Spike the volleyball.
Or make a splash with the windsurfer.
And now feel the force.
Star Wars Wonder World.
It's a magical world in the making.
Wonder World tanks each sold separately.
Distilled water required and not included.
Attention shoppers.
Kit Kat Break time.
Give me a break.
Give me a break.
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar.
Give me a break.
Give me a break.
I want to take a break with that Kit Kat bar.
If kids like me were running the world, I'd have my own stunt double.
Look, an exhibit on tree bark.
Cut. She'd take my place whenever I wanted.
You owe me.
Action.
Not the educational...
Babysitting.
Cut.
You really owe me.
Okay. Action.
With Miss Grubner.
We didn't practice, did we?
Cut. But she'd never take my place at McDonald's.
Cut.
She owes me.
Whoa!
It could happen.
Among the dreaded wild berries, one stands above the rest.
A wild watermelon.
When facing a beast of this proportion, what can you do?
Make Pop-Tarts out of them.
Smashing. New Kellogg's Wild Watermelon Pop-Tarts.
Wild-style frosting outside.
Massive melon taste inside.
They're wild. They're styled.
They're part of a complete breakfast.
Yes, that too.
Maybe you can handle one, but remember they travel in packs.
New Wild Watermelon Pop-Tarts.
You may want to bite them before they bite you.
Behold, the industrious beaver.
Oh, look. It's Nick's new nintoon.
Yay! The Angry Beavers.
That Norby. He's one dendro-trendsetter.
Norby, you are the coolest.
And he has the respect of all the forest animals.
I'm gonna grow my teeth, too.
That is precisely what I'm going to do.
Copy, beaver.
Am not.
Are, too.
Am not.
Goat-chew wood.
Angry Beavers. Admired by real beavers everywhere.
Every Sunday morning at 10.30, 9.30 Central.
Only on Nick.
And now, back to our show.