Tonight, wedding bells on neighbors.
At 7.30, the gang on East Street prepare for a wedding of their own.
Then at 8.30, a crisis tears a family apart in our movie, Choices, followed by the second
edition news with Ann Bullwood.
You're prepared to let photographs of your sister be splashed around the place for everyone
to ogle.
Graham, I was just in a swimsuit.
Lucy looks good in a swimsuit.
I wouldn't be surprised if you were doing this to get back at me.
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
I wouldn't use my own sister.
You would use anyone to make a quick buck.
Jim, Jim, think about what you're saying.
Doing this to each other, it's not worth it.
You destroyed those photographs or so helped me.
Oh, I can't do that.
Will you stop it, both of you?
If this is the way my family behaves toward each other, I don't want any of you at my
wedding.
It's my day and I won't let you ruin it.
I wonder if Helen's getting nervous.
Well, in case the groom doesn't show.
No butterflies, you know, worrying about saying all the right things, not getting a name wrong
like Prince Charles, remember?
Or was it Prince Andrew?
Anyway, Michael is a very nice man.
I'm sure he wouldn't leave Helen at the altar.
Oh, no, far too responsible for that.
Bucks party proved that.
What's wrong with it?
Oh, on a scale of one to ten, be a two.
If I had been there, be zero.
Sometimes ginger megs acts like such a dork.
Fair go, not ginger megs.
If you're not reading that, do you want to swap?
No.
Is gin still going out with men?
Yeah, yeah.
It's over 20 years, not bad for a 10 year old.
How's your love life, Tobe?
I'm still working on candy.
Candy? What happened to Sarah?
Oh, that was last week.
Oh.
So, Tobe, what's candy like?
Stacked.
Tobe, that's not very nice.
Dad says it.
Apparently she's well developed for her age.
Oh.
I was thinking we should take the camera to the wedding.
You know, the whole street will be there and it'll be great to get some snaps of everyone
dressed up.
Will Grenad be out of hospital for the wedding?
Oh, no, mate, he's far too crook.
But you said it wasn't serious.
What's really wrong with it?
Well, he's had a heart attack, mate.
He's right now, but it was touch and go there for a while.
That's why we didn't...
Why didn't you tell me?
Well, Tobe, we...
You think I don't understand?
Get real, Dad.
You treat me like I'm a little kid.
I'm sick of it.
Hang on, there's just one more thing to do.
There we go.
All right, you can come in.
Ta-da!
Oh, Madge, it's gorgeous.
Yeah, I do think it's one of my best efforts, even if I say so myself.
But it had to be for you.
Oh, thank you.
All quiet on the home front now?
Not exactly.
Although hostilities have ceased, at least in one direction.
Well, well, it was peace and quiet you wanted.
You should have come over here.
Yes, I suppose the house is empty without Gemma and Harold.
How is Harold?
Oh, he's on the mend.
He'll have to stay in hospital for a few more days.
He's terribly upset about missing the wedding.
Yes, well, be sure to tell him that we'll have a slice of cake for him.
Yeah.
The whole tier, the way things are going.
How much do I owe you for that?
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
I'm not going to let you pay me for it.
Well, consider it your wedding present to me.
Oh, no, I've already bought you a present.
Oh.
Come on, Madge, what is it?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not going to spoil the surprise for you.
Oh, Michael, tonight.
Oh.
Toby, hang on a sec.
Come in here, man, I want to talk to you.
Look, I've been thinking about what you said to me.
I don't blame you for being angry.
The only reason we kept you in the dark was for your own good, mate.
We didn't want you being upset, you know,
especially after your mum and Kerry.
We just knew you'd be worried.
But what if Grandad had died in hospital?
I would never have seen him again.
I should have been allowed to see him.
And if he died, then I would at least have been able to say goodbye.
I bet that's what Grandad would have wanted too.
Yeah.
You're right, I'm sorry.
It's about time I realised you're old enough to handle things, eh?
Promise to tell the truth from now on?
Yep, I promise.
OK. Is Grandad really going to be OK?
Yeah. Yeah, he'll be his old self again in no time.
When's he getting out of hospital?
Well, not for a while yet.
He was hoping to get to the wedding, you know,
he'd been pestering the doctors,
but he'll have to give that a miss too.
Maybe he doesn't have to miss out.
She's coming, everyone!
Come on.
Behind your back, behind your back!
I'll just mess them up.
Ooh!
Hi.
Helen, we realise there's no excuse for our little outburst last night.
It was childish and petty and, well, just downright bad tempered,
so on behalf of everyone, I'd like to apologise.
Oh, Jim, thank you.
Sorry, Helen.
We're really sorry, Gran.
The last thing we want to do is ruin your wedding day.
Very nice.
Happy wedding day.
You are very special to us.
And you are all very special to me.
Does that mean that we're forgiven?
Of course you're forgiven.
When have I ever been able to stay angry with you for long?
Now we're going to do everything we possibly can to make this a day to remember.
Right, gang?
Action stations!
Oh, dear, dear, your pillows are everywhere, Laine Fulmer.
They are fine.
No, do you want them fluffed up?
No.
If you lie there like that, you're going to get a bad back.
Will you stop titter-baiting, Madge?
Oh, Harold, I want to spoil you.
Do you want to sneak some decent food in for me?
I was in hospital, the food was fine.
Well, it isn't here.
The idea of vegetarian food here is just take the meat out of the regular meals.
Could you sneak in a chip or something?
You are not supposed to have fried food, love.
But I love chips.
It's your heart I'm thinking about.
I want you home and healthy.
Oh, dear, that's depressing.
I was waiting for the church service.
I feel very guilty about letting the choir down.
Well, you don't have to worry.
I've been to see Reverend Riches already.
I have explained to him that you are not up to choir practice
or to fundraising committee meetings.
They all quite understand why you have to resign.
Resign?
You resigned on my behalf.
I don't want to resign, Madge.
I'm sorry but I'm counting on you.
I do.
If you take the trip, you can't afford to be carried away...
Absolutely.
Calm down, we'll discuss it later.
Hi, Granddad.
Hey, Toby.
Hey, wanted to come?
I didn't think anyone would have time to visit today.
I gave Helen your bestby.
So sorry to miss it.
Don't worry, Harry.
Me and Dad are fanning away at getting you to that wedding.
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Which everyday food is so low in fat it's included in the Heart Foundation's food approval
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Is it...
Ah, it's lean beef.
This is going to be the wedding of the year.
It's on.
Tomorrow I'll be Mrs Lisa Sturgis.
It's off.
The best thing about being a mother is that you can't be a mother.
You can't be a mother.
You can't be a
mother.
I seem to have left my cufflinks across the road.
Can you excuse me?
Fine, I'll do the introductions.
Thanks for coming.
Not at all, very good of you.
It's a pleasure.
After all you've been through,
I'm glad to see you're finally happy.
I've been meaning to speak to you
about Elastigirl promotion.
Sure you would have been first choice
if you hadn't been telling me.
I don't know about that.
Do you want a drink?
Yeah.
I guess Paul's got a point.
I'm starting to show.
How's it going?
Dad hit the roof when he saw I was mulling in a swimsuit.
I could let him ruin it for me.
Have you got a cold?
Yeah, beautiful one.
What have you done with the bride?
Trying to get a sneak preview of the wedding dress, are you?
I admit I'm curious,
now that you've made such a mystery of it.
Don't worry, it's not too revealing.
I'm sure that Helen wouldn't go for a leather mini.
What are you doing back here?
Men are bad.
You'll make an exception in my case
once you see what I brought you.
This is not your wedding present.
This is more of a goodbye present.
Oh, gee.
Wow, Gran, it'll look great with your dress.
I wanted to buy you something special
to thank you for helping me with the kids all these years.
It's been a pleasure, you know that.
It was service way above and beyond the call of duty.
And I want you to know how much I appreciate it.
This place is not gonna be the same without you.
It's me better not say another word
or you'll ruin my makeup.
We'll miss you.
I miss you too.
See you at the church.
Oh, God.
Now, a beautiful set of wheels.
Yes, thank you.
Is this the one you did up yourself?
Yes.
This is my best man, Charles Muller.
How do you do?
You're a car buff too?
No, not really.
Beautifully detailed.
Thank you.
As Charles wasn't here for the rehearsal,
should we not perhaps run through the basics with him?
Sorry?
Oh, yes, excellent idea.
Ready whenever you are.
Why do I keep expecting something to go terribly wrong?
Stop persecuting yourself.
It wasn't my idea, you know, this church wedding.
Look, old boy, I want you to relax
and start enjoying yourself.
I take it you're the official wedding photographer.
Yes, but don't worry, I'm very discreet.
Good.
Can't afford to have any photos of me crying.
Once they're floating around,
it's no good for my image at school.
Ah.
Lucy, you look gorgeous, doesn't she, Joe?
Oh, yeah, terrific.
You've done about the mugglers with her.
Yes, you keep, man.
Listen, Josh, we better move in, eh?
Oh, yeah, I'll get a look, Pete.
Beauty.
You look lovely, Helen.
Thank you.
Here, let me help.
I'm gonna have just one quick piccy
before you go inside, okay?
Just back a bit.
No, no, no, back a little bit, back, back.
Yep, smiley.
I knew Helen had looked great in that style.
Yes, I'm glad she took my advice.
Oh, Groggy, Harold and Toby,
I'm gonna go and scratch your something.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
Oh, this may not be what the doctor ordered,
but they're doing me a power of good here.
What if I tell Grandma?
She'd probably yell at you for smugging you the meant to be,
so mum's the word, eh?
Church to sick bed, come in sick bed.
Roger, Church, this is sick bed,
Toby, you loud and clear, over.
Well, I'll be, it really works, eh?
The bride is in the starting gates,
the red lights are flashing.
We have come together here in the sight of God
and in the presence of this congregation
to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony,
which is an honourable state of life
instituted from the beginning by God himself.
It's just all sort of religious stuff now, Harold.
Just skip that.
Well, Toby should have seen the vintage cars.
Worth a packet, mate.
I've got Jimmy, he's taking some photos, we'll show you later.
Um, nothing else happening.
Well, Joe, what about the dresses?
Oh, I'll now hand you over to Mel
for a description of fashions in the field.
Hi, guys.
The bride is wearing a beautiful pin.
Hello, what's wrong?
Space mate.
Did your father check the batteries?
Yeah.
Well, there's something.
Well, let me have a look.
Thank you.
And that's about it, I suppose.
Into this holy manner of life,
Michael and Helen come now to be joined.
Therefore, if anyone can show any...
Over to you again, Joe.
All right.
I thought you were supposed to have your finger on that button.
Oh, what?
The button here.
Oh.
Or hereafter, remain silent.
No, there is definitely something wrong with his equipment.
Was that a statement of just cause?
Oh, no, no, your holy reverence.
Yes.
I, Helen, take you, Michael, to be my husband,
according to God's holy ordinance.
To have and to hold from this day forward,
for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer,
in sickness and in health,
to love and cherish until we are parted by death.
And to this I pledge you my word.
Michael and Helen have now witnessed
to their mutual consent before God and this company.
They have pledged their solemn word to each other
and confirmed it with the giving and receiving of a ring
and by the joining of hands.
I therefore declare them to be husband and wife
in the name of the Father and of the Son
and of the Holy Spirit.
Amen.
Oh, sorry, now.
A new series premiered.
Then tell me what happened, I want the truth.
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Well, Mum, I should have known you'd beat me to the altar.
Sorry I can't be there on a big day,
but looking forward to seeing you in a few weeks.
Hey, yes, maybe now you can concentrate on finding a husband for me.
Actually, Rosemary and Helen have had the same taste in men before.
Same man, in fact.
And now from Scott and Charlene in Brisbane.
Congratulations, Gran.
Looking forward to meeting your new addition to the family.
Surprise, surprise.
In seven and a half months' time,
we'll be making our own new addition to the family.
What?
Charlene's having a baby.
Matt, why didn't you tell me?
See you in a bit, Uncle.
Charles is an obstetrician. Can you beat that?
And he's been studying prenatal learning.
What's that?
It's a way of intellectually stimulating the baby
while it's still in the womb.
Sounds like some kind of quack.
No, no, no, no, it's what you did.
Look, apparently kids that have been exposed to this,
they turn out to be incredibly gifted.
Sounds really creepy.
Are you saying that you want a child to, like, go to school before it's morning?
Well, I'd give it a head start.
Hey, Jim, don't forget us!
Why don't you tell Harry and Ily he stole the show?
Oh, Helen, Doris is going to take me to the hospital shortly.
You won't mind if I slip away early, will you?
No, not at all, but at least wait until we've cut the cake
and then you can take a slice to Harold.
Yeah, good idea.
As long as we leave before you throw the bouquet,
with my talent for marriage, I can't take the risk.
It's been quite overwhelming the way you've all accepted me.
You've even let me steal this wonderful lady away from you.
Not that I'll be taking her far, I know how much she means to all of you,
but I promise to do my best to make her as happy as she deserves to be.
If only I'd spoken to the doctor earlier.
You think I'd miss the wedding by one day?
Yes.
I must say I'm surprised they're discharging you tomorrow.
I thought you would have been here much longer.
I suppose it means you're making very good progress.
Yes, yes, yes. Well, I'm truly on the mend, eh?
Good. What's keeping Madge?
We promised Jo we'd get Toby home before it's too late.
What are you up to tonight?
I'm cooking something.
There you are. You're not still waiting to speak to the doctor?
Oh, no, no, I saw him.
And? Is something wrong?
Apparently discharging Harold was not his idea.
Harold is discharging himself against advice.
That's not like Harold.
No, and it's not like Harold to fill himself with junk food either,
but apparently Toby has been smuggling in chips and cakes
and heaven knows what all afternoon.
He's been through a terrible ordeal.
Perhaps he feels he deserves a little binge.
But Harold has always been so fastidious about his health.
I mean, normally he would pay the doctor's orders to the letter.
Now it's almost as if he didn't care any more.
Thank you for everything, both of you.
You see, I knew you two would get along.
I'm just glad that today has brought you both back together again.
Me too. Yeah, sure, Graham.
Cases are in the cab. Oh, that's it then.
Oh, here we go. Bye.
Have a lovely time at home. Thank you.
Thank you. Bye, Graeme. Have a great time.
Bye, Michael. See you.
Bye. Bye.
I almost forgot.
Wait for it.
Whoo!
Oh, my God!
Thank you.
Have a good time.
Listen, everyone, that doesn't mean the party has to be over.
There's plenty to eat and drink, so please help yourselves.
Yay! Come on, Mel.
Can you stay well?
I'll leave that up to Christina.
A champagne, Mel?
No, thanks.
I'm being careful this time, remember?
Oh, are you safe now? The bride and groom are gone.
No chance of staying away on this, honey, Mel.
All the same. I think I might just have a mineral water, thank you.
All right.
Oh, no.
What's up? Look.
This is a really bad omen.
I hate to say it, but things don't look good for Helen's marriage.
Oh, my God.
Hey.
Paul's radical plan.
Paul, if it works, Chris, it's a great idea.
Okay, what's it involve exactly?
And who is Jo's perfect match?
Someone's not gonna change me.
You already know. She fits the bill perfectly.
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I want to see what my hair looks like.
Fine, I take. I don't bother coming back. However...
You know what that looked like?
That, Michael, is wheels.
This is a huge disaster.
The wedding's off.
Street.
You made me lose my job.
You can leave all that to me. All right, hands on deck.
I'm a nose-hand at organising weddings and relatives. I'll sort it all out.
Right, now, Max, you're in charge of picking up the wedding cake, right?
Right.
Right. George, you're in charge of picking up the napkins and the ribbons, right?
Right.
Now, kids, you're in charge of washing and polishing this place so hard and so clean that we can all eat off the floor.
Which we may very well have to do if war breaks out in the Sturgis' Clown.
That's just a joke, George.
Right. And now I'm in charge of hitting the shops and organising the food, right?
Right. Now, are we all ready?
Right.
All right, come on. Off to it. Come on. Come on.
Wake, wake, wake. Wake, wake, wake.
Happy to meet you too, George.
Right.
It's going to be a lovely wedding.
Something dramatic but sophisticated, I think.
What do you mean, dramatic?
You know, something that expresses the inner you.
OK, Alice, I think I'll just go to the local here.
No, you need a personal touch. Someone that knows you really well.
Trust me, I'll make you look great.
You sure about this?
Have I ever...
Alice, don't answer that.
All that?
You stay right where you are.
Hi, Alice.
Hi, how's the bride to be?
Nervous?
Alice wants to do my hair.
Uh-oh.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, she wants to do something dramatic but, um, sophisticated.
Well, what do you think, Tony?
I think you should let me do it with this.
What's that?
The perfect answer. Highlights.
I can do highlights.
Not like these. This is the treatment Ellie uses.
Swear by it, she'll look like a million dollars.
No, guys, that's it. I don't...
I do, trust me.
Alice, I'll need a couple of bowls and a towel, thank you.
I'm your assistant.
Uh-huh.
Just think, tomorrow I'll be Mrs. Lisa Sturges.
Sounds funny, huh?
Yeah, I wonder what it'll be like.
Married to a millionaire.
Happy half a breakfast.
Come on, guys, Michael's not a millionaire and I hate having...
Oh, come on, Lisa, you are our Cinderella story.
This is going to be the wedding of the year.
Your bike's a heap.
It's just a bit sick, all right?
It's a heap.
Claire, what are you doing here?
Oh, hi, Max. Just visiting.
Is this man bothering you?
Nah, he just gave me a lift.
A lift? On that?
Yeah. He was going to take me to see Reverend Bob,
but his bike just stopped.
It'll be fixed in a minute, all right?
That's okay, Claire, I'll take you to see the rev.
You jump in the back of the car, all right?
Bye, and thanks.
You often pick up little girls?
Only when there's no big ones around.
Oh, yeah. Here, I said, Max.
Claire.
Come on.
Bye. Take care, Inso.
See ya.
Still can't believe Sheridan's generously in devotion.
It's amazing, eh?
I suppose so.
Still, it only goes to prove that people can change.
And for the better.
Yep, then Harley's getting the best care.
At least now he's got a chance.
G'day, Reverend Bob. Got a spare egg for me?
Yep. Sure, sweetheart.
Claire, where'd you spring from?
Did you miss me?
Have I missed you? You kidding?
Hey, where'd you...
I mean, what...
This is fantastic.
It's great to see you.
I'm glad you're here.
Hey, it's a girl, there.
There you go.
It's gonna look great.
I thought it was me marrying him to the aristocracy.
Oh, come on, Alice.
Michael isn't rich and he's not an aristocrat.
Oh, he used to ask humble folk.
Just think of it, Tony. Alice.
From rags to riches.
Yeah, I bet there'll be a pasture of tiny feet
fairly soon as well.
Bound to be little studs just running on over the place.
Oh, come on, Alice.
Just get this conception off my head.
Alice.
There you go.
Well?
Last one.
If I don't eat, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Great, cos I'm starved.
Cherry one's mine.
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Great, eh, sir?
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He was sworn to protect her.
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Marry her!
But he never expected to love her.
Kevin Costner is Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.
Which everyday food is so low in fat
it's included in the Heart Foundation's food approval program?
Is it...
Ah, it's lean beef.
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Come on, guys, it's about to start.
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It's a question of where and when.
Albert Coupe.
Where has Twin Peaks gone?
Wyndham Earl.
You won't dance with anyone but you, Coupe.
When will it be back?
Which one shall be my queen?
Try looking for it Thursday, 9.30, a new time for Twin Peaks.
Collins on the move.
They said we was moving to Monday, but I can't point it on the map.
Mon box, mon doll.
Nah.
Colin Carpenter at the new time of 7.30 Monday on Ten.
Gotta scrub, gotta dust, gotta scrub some more.
Look out for newlyweds are coming through the door.
First it's Lisa, who's next is tricky.
My mom says it's Alice, but we say it's...
Nicky!
Yeah!
No way.
Come on, mate.
You can tell your old uncle CJ.
It's you and Max, isn't it?
No.
Don't give me that.
I've seen the way you look at him, not to mention the way he looks at you.
Can this be love?
Blossoming.
Where before there was only stony ground and weeds.
OK.
So I like Max, so what?
Oh, I'm sick!
True love.
At least I've got someone in my life, which is more than I can say for you two.
Hey, where is Max anyway?
Nicky!
Oh, no!
I want a mirror.
When I've finished.
How long will that be?
Oh, these things take time. I've got to get it just right.
Ow, Alice!
Keep still!
I brought you coffee.
I don't want it. I want a mirror.
It's real coffee.
I don't care if it's individually hand-picked beans from the slopes of the Andes.
I don't want it. I want a mirror and I want to see what my hair looks like.
Oh, oh, Lise. It looks, um...
It looks very interesting.
Oh, that's what Alice said.
Then that's good then, isn't it?
What?
That we both agreed. Um, how about tea?
What?
Yeah, instead of the coffee. Or maybe some juice. Maybe even a glass of wine.
Oh! I don't want it. I want a mirror and I just want to see what my hair looks like.
Please!
Lise, have you really got your heart set on a traditional wedding?
Alice, that's it.
Lise, I haven't finished.
Oh, yes, you have.
How about your coffee, Lise?
You can drink it yourself.
Get out.
Oh, my, wait!
So, Jock and Lynn know you're here?
Oh, yeah, they said Uncle could come.
All by yourself, Claire?
I wasn't by myself. I had a lift from a friend.
What friend?
Uh, just someone who was coming next to the way. That's when I met Max.
These are mega scrambled eggs, Reverend Bob.
Can I have some more toast, please?
I'll get it.
It's great to be back. How's Tony and everyone? Did they miss me?
Yeah, of course.
And why didn't you tell us you were coming, sweetheart?
I wanted to surprise you.
Oh, you certainly did that.
Claire, I think after you've finished eating, you should ring your grandparents
and let them know that you've arrived safely.
Oh, no, that's all right. They won't worry. Could you pass the jam, please?
I still think that you ought to let them know that you've arrived.
I'll ring them later, once I've settled in.
Settled in? How long are you staying?
As long as you'll have me.
I think that I might ring them now anyway.
Oh, no, it's all right. Really, uh...
I really missed you, Reverend Bob.
Am I still your princess?
My one and only.
What am I going to do?
Look at me.
Who's going to marry me looking like this?
Michael will understand.
No, he won't.
He got engaged to a blonde, not some purple-headed freak.
How am I going to explain this to him?
I said it was a mistake to use other people's high notes.
No, you didn't. Yes, I did.
You should let me fix the hair. I'm the colour expert.
Oh, and says who? Says me.
I wouldn't have produced a purple-headed mop like that.
My life is ruined.
No, it's not. Come here and sit down.
No, not again.
Look, Lisa, it's OK. Look, I'll fix it.
I promise you everything will be OK.
Tony, get the peroxide.
The peroxide?
It's the peroxide in the bathroom. Go on.
The peroxide.
The peroxide?
We'll just bleach the colour out and then you'll be back to normal.
Oh, not with you. Are you sure about this?
Have I ever...
Don't say it. Don't you dare say it.
It just disappeared. It was only in the car for a minute.
What's that the police were always on about, Max?
Lock up your car.
Mary will go spying on you.
Don't I know it?
Well, this really takes the cake.
I mean, what are we gonna do now?
What do you mean, we? It's his fault, not ours.
Shut up, Zack. We're all in this together.
Aren't we?
No.
Yes.
We'll have another one. Yeah, no problem.
No, this is a problem.
You have to order wedding cakes weeks in advance.
This is a huge disaster.
Okay, then the way I see it is
we either tell Lisa to postpone the whole thing...
You're joking.
Or we make one ourselves, CJ.
Make a wedding cake?
Why not?
Hey, this is CJ you're talking to.
The better I like it.
Can I buy another?
Woodface, another bring it album from crowded house. Out now.
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So, how's your new girlfriend?
I'll see her. She'll be here soon.
And you're eating onions?
Yeah, I love them.
She's gonna love your onion breath.
Doesn't matter. I've got PK.
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Good at while it's hot.
I don't think this is going to work.
Stop panicking.
Oh, my arm is so itchy.
Stop moving about.
So is my face.
Oh, I think I'm getting a rash.
No, you're not.
Yes, she is.
I think she's allergic to the peroxide.
Let me have a look, please.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Look at my face.
Look what you've done to me.
I look like a diseased tomato.
No, Lisa.
No, don't you listen to me, Alison.
That's it.
Finished.
The wedding's off.
Uh-oh, I think I'm in big trouble.
Let's just say medium, serious trouble.
Jock and Lynn didn't know?
Had no idea. They've been frantic.
Called in the police and everything.
I'm sorry.
No, grateful that she's safe and sound.
Our little darling was traced as far as Coughs Harbor
through the bus ticket she bought.
Ahem, it was my own money.
And I can't imagine how she managed to get to Westside.
I think you'd better go and talk to your grandparents right now.
Okay.
I'm going to go and talk to my grandparents.
Okay.
Bye.
Oh, Lisa.
Lisa, open the door.
What's going on?
Lisa's locked herself in a room and she won't come out.
Wedding day nerves, eh?
Yeah, well, something like that.
Here, let me talk to her.
I don't think it'll do any good.
We're trained to handle things like this in the Forstler.
You know, coaxing suicides off high buildings,
talking gunmen out of seat situations.
What police procedure for brides with purple hair
and faces like tomatoes?
What?
Oh, just a slight make-up problem.
Here, you go ahead, Dad.
See what you can do.
Okay.
Lisa.
It's George.
Anything I can do to help?
Yes, George.
Arrest Alice and Tony
and make sure they get life.
Oh, come on now, love.
Everybody gets a bit edgy on their wedding day.
It's only natural.
How about you come out here, have a nice cup of tea,
and we'll talk it over, eh?
No.
I'm not coming out ever.
I'm sorry.
I know you were gonna give me away, Sarge,
but I don't think you could give me away as a free gift now.
Oh.
Nobody had happened.
Please, don't go, Michael.
Oh, no, from that silly talk, love.
You're a beautiful young girl
with everything going for you.
Any man would be proud to marry you.
Really?
And you can tell Michael the wedding's gone.
In fact, you can tell everybody.
I didn't mean to upset you, Grandma Mark.
It's just I missed all my friends over here so much,
and I knew you wouldn't let me come on my own.
So I made a unilateral decision.
Yeah, I know I should.
It's just I had to do it.
It's just I had this dream, see, about...
Yeah, that's right, a dream.
About Reverend Bob and how he needed me.
And it was true, because he did.
Because he's been sad lately.
Because of Harley going away and being sick.
So can I stay just for a little while
till he gets back on his feet again?
Yeah, okay.
Grandma Mark wants to talk to you.
Hello, Lynn.
No, she's fine.
I fed her up and she needs a good scrub now.
Yep.
Yes, I did.
Oh, I think she understands
that what she did was...
Yeah.
Yeah, I think she would.
No, no, no, no, no problem at all.
Okay, sure, that'll be good.
Yeah.
All right, I'll talk to you then.
Bye.
Well?
You can stay for two weeks.
Excellent.
Totally awesome, dude.
Hey.
Oh, come on, Lise.
What is all this nonsense about calling off the wedding?
It's not nonsense.
You haven't seen the way I look.
Well, open the door and let me judge for myself.
I'm sure it can't be all that bad.
Come on.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Okay.
Just a minute.
Oh, my God.
I can see the problem.
Did you remember?
Yes, it is.
Come on.
Let's have a look.
No, Michael, I don't want you to see me like this.
It's not very nice.
Michael!
Oh, that's it.
I'm sorry, darling.
That's the last straw.
I wouldn't marry you now, Michael Sturges.
You were the last man on Earth.
Now, get out.
Lise, please. Get out!
Out! Look, come on. Lise, don't you touch me.
Just leave me alone, okay?
You...
It looks like the Lenin Tower of pizza.
You mean pizza.
No, pizza.
That's a dead ringer for the super supreme with the lot.
It's not that bad.
I think it looks pretty good.
All it needs apart from a bit of straightening up
here and there is the icing.
Yeah, I mean, if it all looks the same,
how's anyone gonna know any difference?
Especially if they're drunk.
Nah, Nicky is right.
Go get some icing sugar, Zach.
Where?
Work it out for yourself.
Hey, I'm sorry, mate. Sorry.
That's okay.
Hey, Reg, how you going, mate?
Could I have a red? Thanks.
So, uh, where's Ernie?
He's in England.
He's been gone a while.
Oh, right. So some things have changed, huh?
Thanks. Cheers.
Cheers.
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Trouble, is it?
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Oh, my gosh.
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Hi, Bob. Is Martha here?
Certainly is.
And she's not the only one.
We've got a visitor.
Tony!
Claire!
How are you? I've missed you so much.
What are you doing here? You haven't come for the wedding, have you?
Wedding?
Yeah, at least you're in my clothes.
Really?
Nobody told me.
Well, if you remember, we hadn't had much time for social chit-chat.
When is it? The wedding?
Well, it's supposed to be tomorrow, but the way things are going, I don't think it may happen.
Can you come over to the flat, Martha? Lisa has shut herself in the bedroom.
We can't get her to come out.
It sounds like you need a locksmith, not a nurse.
No, well, you see, she's got this terrible rash and something's happened to her hair, please.
Oh, all right, come on, let's go. Thanks.
Can I come as well?
Well, why not?
If this rash is contagious, Bob is going to have to nurse you.
I'd like that.
Go on, get out of here.
Don't mind. Bye.
It is coming out.
I don't know, is it?
It is.
I'm doomed. I'm going to look like this forever.
No, you're not. One way or another, it'll grow out eventually.
Yeah, when it's all too late.
I thought the wedding was off.
Oh, shut up and just wash, please.
Alice. Alice.
Oh, good, you managed to get her out of the bedroom.
Get her out of the dress.
Hi, girls.
Hello, strange. What do you do here?
Come for the wedding.
Look who's here. It's Claire.
Hi, Wies.
Oh, hi, Claire.
No, don't kiss me, darling. You might end up looking like this.
You look terrible.
Thanks.
Oh, Martha.
No, don't touch it. It'll make it worse.
It's itchy.
How much worse can it get?
I don't know. Let's have a look.
Do you know any good plastic surgeons?
No, you don't need one.
I've got some cream you can put on this. Clear it up in no time.
How long is no time?
Two or three days.
Oh, two or three days.
But I get married tomorrow.
Oh, well. The wedding really is off.
Is this what caused the trouble?
I've used it before. It's never hurt me. Very diluted.
Well, it must have been something.
Look at me.
It's not in my imagination, is it?
No.
But it might be in your mind.
My mind?
You know, brought it upon yourself.
Worry about the wedding and everything. Nervous.
There you go.
So if we all just calm down, then everything's gonna be all right.
Isn't that right, Martha?
Right.
Calm down.
You expect me to calm down?
Me? The bride of Frank Stoffett?
Here we go again.
I'm not going to do it.
It won't stick.
It's too runny.
Really?
Let me have a go.
It's too runny.
You're both brilliant.
Question is, how do we stiffen it up?
Use less water.
Or more sugar.
I don't think that'll do it.
It'll hold all those cakes together.
I know.
What?
I'll be back in a sec.
So you used to live around here?
Oh yeah, long time ago now.
I did some gigs in this pub, actually.
Must be great, riding all over the country.
Oh, and those moments.
Boat's the more my line.
Well, it's the same principle, just a different ride service.
No freedom like being in the middle of the ocean.
Sound like you got the bug, mate.
It's a bit late now, though. I'm getting married tomorrow.
Well, now would be a good time to run away, wouldn't it?
I should find that.
Well, congratulations.
Thanks.
You know the beer?
Yeah, it's, uh, marriage.
Oh, nice.
Scary as two beers, thanks.
Scary stuff, mate.
I think you're gonna need as much courage as you can get.
Hooray, I knew Mary would get in there.
She doesn't take no for an answer.
Who is she?
A very special lady.
Who like her?
I mean, it was an absolute disaster.
The wedding was supposed to be at four o'clock,
and there was I, the bride, without a stitch of clothing on me,
and I was the only one who was allowed to sleep at night
on the window ledge of my hotel room in the middle of London.
So what did you do?
There wasn't much I could do, was there?
The bribe room was full of sort of rugby team downstairs in the bar.
I didn't particularly want to, uh, call attention to myself.
What happened then?
Well, eventually, somebody down in the street spotted me,
and they rang the fire brigade,
and they came and rushed kidney with one of those long ladders.
That was an experience!
I can tell you!
I was slung over the fireman's shoulder,
coming down that long ladder right into the middle of Piccadilly Circus.
Look, you weren't still naked.
I was absolutely stark as a...
Yeah, with all me wobbly bits, showy.
I mean, you worry about a couple of blotches on your face,
you should have seen me.
I was bright red all over and trembling with mortification.
I must have looked like a strawberry jelly!
Yeah!
LAUGHTER
Well, boys and girls, I think the wedding might be back on.
This blushing bride is looking better by the minute.
I gotta go. Good to meet you, mate.
Best of luck for tomorrow. Hey, thanks.
Where are you headed? Up north, out west?
Oh, I don't know. If they fix my bike, I'm not going to be anywhere but here tonight.
But take it easy. It's it. See you.
See you.
Oh, sorry.
What are you doing here?
Oh, I'm just passing through, mate.
Yeah. Keeping our trouble, don't worry.
Glad to hear it.
Well, see you later.
Hey, George, um, you know that guy?
Know him? Yeah, yeah. I'll say I know him.
He seemed a pretty decent sort of bloke from that.
Well, that depends on your point of view.
Never thought he'd have the nerve to show his face in West Side again.
Why?