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So much for the element of surprise.
I was surprised.
I hope you weren't trying to steal my wind horn, only the Lord of Winter can carry it.
Oh no.
Uh uh.
It's just that we've had enough winter Mr. Chillbeard.
If we don't get springtime around here pretty soon.
I don't think he wants to hear about spring anymore.
Anyone else have a brilliant idea?
Oh look at me.
You're the guys with all the plans.
That's it tummy.
Snow bears.
Huh?
Hey Chillbeard, bet you can't play a game without using your horn.
I can too my golly, just you name it.
Okay, how about hide and seek?
Close your eyes and count to 100.
I'll find you.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
four, five, fifty, fifty-one, fifty-two.
I'm freezing!
As soon as we snatch the horn,
the spring weather will warm us up.
Ready or not, I am coming for you!
My snow helps me find them,
even without the wind horn.
Hurry!
It's too high!
We'll bounce up.
My gummy berry juice is frozen!
Ours too.
What do we do?
I got you, you...
What?
Just a smidge more.
So, this is how you thank
Chillbeard for his snow games.
Well, I know what to do with you.
What now?
I got another plan.
Give me a break.
All we have to do is bounce out of here.
How do we unfreeze our juice?
By warming ourselves up.
Come on!
Well, I guess it's worth a try.
Up, up, up, up, up, up.
I thought little bears were my friends.
Eh?
We'd better see what they do now, my boy.
Up, up, up, up, up.
Cubby, Chillbeard's coming.
Give it a try.
Come on, come on.
Where's the horn?
Where's the horn?
Where's the horn?
Where's the horn?
Not so fast, you filthy bears!
There!
That thing will bury all I've done with.
What is that foolish thing you're wearing?
Who are you?
I am Chillbeard, Lord of Winter.
And Master of the North Wind.
Here we go again.
I thought he was Chillbeard.
He is!
Chillbeard Jr.
Seems he's borrowed the North Wind without my permission.
I think we have to have a little talk, eh, son?
Yes, papa.
I am truly sorry for all the trouble,
but spring will soon have things back to normal.
Is there anything else I can do to help?
Well, there is one thing.
You see?
No magic.
It was a freak storm.
Everything is back to normal.
Yeah, if you don't count the flying polar bears.
Who was that?
It's a long story.
But we promise not to snow you.
Yay!
Disney's Adventures of the Gummy Bears will return after these messages.
The Wild Pup-alums
The Wild Pup-alums
By Fisher Price
The Wild Pup-alums
The New Freaky's is a breakfast treat.
Freaky!
We now return to the Gummy Bears.
Remember, the fish is quick.
So to catch it, you got to be quicker.
Land of Goshen, what are you two doing?
Shhh.
Gruffy's teaching me the right way to fish.
No, he's not, dearest.
He's teaching you his way to fish.
You should use a fishing pole.
Nah, too slow.
Here, Cubby, I brought you nice lunch.
Why do you think we're out here?
I'm teaching the kid to find food.
That's how I knew he'd be hungry.
Is that so?
Well, watch this.
Wow! He did it! Did you see, Grammy?
Yes, sweetheart, but he did it wrong.
Got any more advice about fishing?
Fishing pole might be slower, but it's sure.
And drier.
Sore loser.
Not at all.
I'm sure Cubby agrees that my way is better.
Cubby?
Cubby!
Cubby, sugar, you might get hurt.
Oh, Grammy, I want some honey for my muffin.
You might get stung, sweetheart.
Let me make a fire and we'll smoke the bees out first.
Doddle, doodle, and delay.
Cubby, the gummy way to solve problems is to charge right in.
Yikes! Get back, Munster! I'm warning you!
Gruffy!
How can he be asleep?
A slumber sprite!
Wait! Wait, you sprite! Wait a minute!
A what?
A slumber sprite. It put a sleeping spell on Gruffy.
That's how they defend themselves.
We gotta get it to wake him up.
Somey knows spells. Can't he help Gruffy?
No. Only the sprite that placed the spell could break it.
There it is! Wait, sprite!
Grammy, look!
Cubby, sweetheart, come help us catch that sprite.
Shouldn't we go get the others?
There's no time. Sprites don't leave tracks.
If we lose sight of him, we'll never find him again.
Grr!
Can you see which way he went?
There he is! Or his pot, anyway.
You'll never abandon that pot. Sprites live for honey.
Mount Thorne? But we shouldn't be able to see that.
Unless...
Grammy, look! The sprite!
Unless we've crossed into Drekbor!
Cubby, stop!
Grammy, he's getting away!
Sweetie, we're in Drekbor. Things aren't as innocent as they look.
See? We'll have to go around.
I think it'll be shorter if we go left.
Oh, no!
Come on, we gotta go catch him.
Not that way! We might lose him and the sprite.
The puffballs take a second to blow up.
Let's do it like Grumpy said. Charge right in!
Grumpy!
Grammy, are you all right?
Fine and dandy.
At least we got Grumpy back, but we've lost the sprite.
Cubby, dear, don't waste your time. Sprites don't leave tracks.
Grumpy says everything leaves tracks, if you know what to look for.
Grumpy is sometimes wrong, sweetness.
The mark slipped by his honeypot.
I guess he's sometimes right.
Don't stop! Keep moving!
How come?
That's how come!
Now, why would a sprite live so far into Drekmor?
Nothing flowers here, so there's no honey.
There he is!
Stay back! You catch half my honey!
What's the matter?
It's a rabbit!
A saber-toothed rabbit!
You're probably all right if there's only one.
We're not all right.
When I say go, run for the nearest tree.
No!
Disney's Adventures of the Gummy Bears will return after these messages.
Making lunch goes one, two, three, with your own little fun witch factory.
It's Mickey on one!
I am Goofy with G!
But I'm Minnie too, no!
Hold the mayo with you, please.
You can cut, shape, squirt, spread, squeeze and scrunch.
Have a Mickey Minnie Goofy peanut butter for lunch.
So why just settle for plain old bread?
When you can have a fun witch instead.
Because making lunch goes one, two, three, with your own little fun witch factory.
A fun witch factory comes with everything you see here.
New, from Play School.
Smoking ain't hip, in fact it's a drag.
Sucking it in's just not my bag.
Smoky clothes I can do without, whatever you're into.
Smokin's out.
Flickin' off ashes, lookin' like a fool.
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't cool, no, no, no.
Look around, there's no doubt, whatever you're into.
Smokin's out.
Yes I can!
The Foundation for Exceptional Children is searching for disabled young people who do their personal best.
Each year, the Foundation's Yes I Can program honors children in recognition of their very special accomplishments.
If you know an outstanding disabled young person, 2 to 21, write to Yes I Can.
Department T, Reston, Virginia, 22091.
And yes, you can.
We now return to the Gummy Bear.
We were so close!
How are we gonna get rid of these rabbits?
I wish Gruffy was okay. He'd have an idea.
Well, I have an idea. I'll throw them these.
Once they're full, they won't care about us.
I guess it's worth a try.
Well, seems that didn't work.
Do you have a carrot with you?
What are you up to?
You'll see.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Pretty good, ha!
Lovely, dear. I'll bring Gruffy down.
Did you move him?
Gruffy!
We'll have to follow it to its nest and rescue him there.
No time for that.
Grammy, are you all right?
I'm getting too old for this.
Boy, we did it. Gruffy was right.
Charge right in and you can do anything.
Gruffy says. Gruffy says. Do you want to grow up to be just like Gruffy?
What's wrong with that?
Oh, nothing, I suppose.
But I like to think that I have a few things to teach you too, Cubby.
Come on, let's find that sprite.
The trail leads right up here.
We can't get Gruffy down that. Just have to leave him here.
There are the drag marks. He must be in here.
Now when we find him, leave the talking to me.
Yeah! Don't hit me! Don't hit me! I never did anything to you!
Come on! We got a corner now!
Cubby, wait! Don't frighten him!
Go away! Go away! Leave me alone!
Now you've got to come with us.
I've had enough of doing it Gruffy's way.
Let's try it my way.
Sprite, are you still there?
Nope. Long gone. Not here at all.
Please don't be frightened. I just want to ask you something.
Can we help you in any way?
What? Help me? What?
My guess is that you have some kind of a problem.
Why else live here miles from the nearest honey?
I have to.
But why?
Because... because of my magic stone.
It's the source of my magic. It's too big to move.
So I have to stay near it.
Well you know we could move that for you.
An old lady and a kid? How could you?
We have a friend that'd help us. If you help him first.
Who? That loud mouth I zapped this morning?
Eh, you're better off without him.
Well sometimes I think so.
But no. Gruffy's usually more sensible than any of us.
And all his noise is just his way of showing he cares.
We need him.
Grammy, you mean that?
Shush dear. So if you want our help, you help him.
Well, I think you're crazy.
But, alright, I'll unzap him for you.
What? Thank you.
Oh no!
Ogres!
Ix, ogres are one of the worst things about living in Drekmar.
Can you zap them?
I'm too shush. When I try they can't even see me.
What do we do now?
I don't know. But I know what Gruffy'll do.
Are you with me?
Sure.
The tree fell over.
Shut up and come on. Those ogres are waking up already.
I should have told you. My Flasher barely works on ogres. They're too dumb.
Somebody want to tell me what's going on around here?
There'll be plenty of time for that while we're carrying his magic stone back to Dunwyn.
Why will? What?
And then Grammy said, we're gonna do this my way.
I don't want to hear any more of what Grammy said.
But then when the ogres were carrying you off, she said, I'm gonna do this Gruffy's way.
For heaven's sake, sweetheart. Gruffy doesn't want to hear all that.
Hear what? What? What? What?
Misty's Adventures of the Gummy Bears will return after these messages.
From a sweet place in outer space comes a group of freaky fellows
bringing freaky brand cereal for kids on Earth.
It's for the brightly colored marshmallows
for freaky sad relationships for the long trip.
To fly into your breakfast bowl.
With a honey-tasting crunch, this marshmallow bunch
makes breakfast fun their only goal.
Freaky's are delicious. In this breakfast, that's nutritious.
Crunchy fish, it's a meal.
Freaky's marshmallows, too.
New Freaky's is the breakfast treat.
Freaky!
Time for a happy meal at McDonald's. I can't wait.
For a six-piece chicken McNuggets, regular soft drink, and regular fries.
I know. A car will get me far.
Then I'll ride a horse, of course.
A skateboard won't make me late for my happy meal date.
When you buy a McDonald's Happy Meal featuring the Berenstain Bears,
you can shop in Bear Village with Mama, or fill Papa's wheelbarrow,
scoot along Brother, or pull Sister Bear's wagon to school.
Time for ASUS. Hooray!
The Berenstain Bears. Only at McDonald's.
Okay, kids, guess who's next?
They're three apples high and have blue skin.
No, not your little brother that Mommy just brought home from the hospital.
It's the Smurfs. Everyone loves the Smurfs, even Al.
Hi, I'm Teeny Others, and I'll be right back with Wonder Girl on.
It's all right to play doctor, but when you start fooling around in the medicine chest,
it's not playing anymore.
Sure, medicines and pills can make you well.
They can also make you sick if you take them without supervision.
My prescription for safety.
Never take medicine without your parents' permission.
Uh, Jerry, I don't think we should be playing with real pills.
Yeah, maybe you're right. These may make us real sick and real dangerous.
Well, you're cured anyway. Let's go play baseball.
And that's Wonder Girl on.
Come to Easterseals Haunted House.
There are so many different breeds of dog in the world.
Why settle for one of them when you can have all of them?
In a mutt.
Introducing Chris Mutt.
He may not be purebred, but he is a pure delight.
This holiday, get the best of everything.
Chris Mutt.
Exclusively from Target.
Smurfs will return after these messages.
DuckTales, woo!
The fun never ever ends.
Quack, quack.
DuckTales, woo!
Quack, quack.
They're my funny feather friends.
DuckTales, woo!
Where's Webigale? We gotta get her back. Quack, quack.
DuckTales love adventure.
Huey, Louie, Dewey, and Webigale, too.
Quack, quack.
DuckTales, woo!
Funny feather friends for you.
DuckTales, woo!
There she is!
Quack, quack.
DuckTales, woo!
Have a DuckTale adventure, each sold separately from Play School.
From a sweet place in outer space comes a group of freaky fellows
bringing freaky brand cereal to kids on Earth.
It's full of brightly colored marshmallows
for freaky sad little ships for the long trip
to fly into your breakfast bowl.
With a honey-tasting crunch, this marshmallow bunch
makes breakfast fun their only goal.
Freakies are delicious.
In this breakfast, that's nutritious.
Crunchy fishes are new.
Freaky's marshmallows, too.
New Freaky's is the breakfast treat.
Freaky!
We now return to Smurfs.
The Polter Smurfs howled all through the night.
And they'd still be haunting the village
if it wasn't for one brave Smurf
who locked them all in Castle Darkmore.
Uh, guys, the Polter Smurfs!
Uh, what's a Polter Smurf?
Scary, that's why.
Really, Grandpa, that's scary.
What's a Polter Smurf?
A Polter Smurf?
A Polter Smurf?
A Polter Smurf?
Really, Grandpa, that's the silliest story you've ever told.
And I, for one, am not about to be frightened
by a bunch of phony Polter Smurfs.
Ah!
Funny, you look frightened.
Yeah, well, I wasn't fooled for a moment.
I played along for every Smurf's enjoyment.
Besides, every Smurf knows there are no such things
as Polter Smurfs.
You're right, Freaky.
And just to show you, there's no hard feelings.
Why don't you try some of my candy?
Oh, thanks, Jokey.
Yuck, that tastes awful.
It's my joke candy.
Oh, Rainy,
now your breath is scary
other than Grandpa's Polter Smurfs.
Mmm, Carmican onions.
Now, now, my little Smurfs,
I suggest every Smurf go home,
get a good night's sleep,
and forget all about Grandpa's little Polter Smurfs.
Oh, they aren't little.
Why, they're as big as Grandpa.
Uh, thanks for walking me home, Rainy.
Sure is spooky out.
Don't be ridiculous, Clumsy.
It's only a little storm.
I hope you're right.
Oh, no.
Honestly, some Smurfs are such scary.
Oh, Smurfs!
Nothing like a little thunder and lightning
to help you sleep.
Ah!
Who's there?
Now we'll see how Rainy Rainy really is.
Go away!
Go away!
Must have been the wind.
It's a Polter Smurf!
And then it swooped out at me,
and its eyes were glowing and...
Oh, gosh, Rainy,
I thought you said there's no such thing as Polter Smurfs.
Sounds like Rainy ate some green Smurf berries,
if you ask me.
But I really did see a Polter Smurf.
I believe you, Rainy,
and I know how to get rid of those old Polter Smurfs, too.
Really?
No kidding!
You're not afraid to go in your own house now,
are you, Rainy?
Oh, of course not.
I was, uh, just making sure
the outside of the house was safe.
Ah!
This looks like the work of Polter Smurfs.
Polter Smurfs?
Are you sure this will work?
You want to get rid of the Polter Smurfs, don't you?
Of course I do, but...
Then skip backwards and say what I told you to.
Purple spots, orange dots.
Do as I say, spirits away.
Purple spots...
What are you doing?
Pure information.
I am evicting an unwanted guest.
Gee, Rainy, you don't have to do all this
to get some Smurf to leave you alone.
All you have to do is read a few selections
from Rainy's quotations.
Very funny, Creedy,
but I happen to be referring to a Polter Smurf.
Who do you suppose decorated my house like that?
Now, do you believe me?
Sure we do, Rainy.
We believe you're even stranger than we thought.
But... but... but didn't you see?
Oh!
Whoa!
You almost got it, Rainy!
Oh, my Smurfness, what's going on?
Rain is getting rid of Polter Smurfs.
Nonsense, there aren't any Polter Smurfs.
But the Smurf is right.
Of course.
They were all locked in Castle Darkmore a long time ago.
Grandpa?
But I saw them in my house with my own eyes.
Maybe we'd better look into this, Grandpa.
And I got to double-check my anti-ghost spells.
Gosh, Rainy, maybe what you thought you saw
wasn't really what you thought you saw.
Well, there's only one way to find out.
You've got to go to Castle Darkmore
and make sure the Polter Smurfs are locked up.
I'll put an end to this Polter Smurf nonsense once and for all.
Look out!
A Polter Smurf!
I assure you, this is no Polter Smurf, Grandpa.
Smurfer Rudy.
Maybe Brainy's eyes weren't playing tricks on him.
Looks more like some Smurfs playing tricks.
Jokey Smurf?
Uh, yes, Papa Smurf.
You wouldn't happen to know anything
about Brainy's haunted house, would you?
I was just trying to make fun of Brainy
for making fun of Grandpa's story.
Oh, fiddlesmurfs.
I was kind of hoping the old legend
was true.
There it is, clumsy Castle Darkmore.
Uh, gosh, maybe we better go home.
We're not leaving until you find out
if there really are Polter Smurfs.
But if there really are Polter Smurfs,
we may never leave.
Uh, gosh, Brainy, can we leave now?
I don't see any Polter Smurfs.
That's because you have your eyes closed.
Your eyes closed.
Uh, gosh, Brainy, what's that?
I don't know, Clumsy, but whoever wrote this
certainly was no writer.
Whoever heard of words like
Measle Balloo, Giza Karoon, or Tweezer-a-goo?
Whoa!
Polter Smurfs!
Whoa!
Oh, gosh!
I like it better with my eyes closed!
Very funny, Jokey.
But every Smurf already knows
about your phony Polter Smurfs.
Oh, really, Jokey.
You can do better than that.
You don't scare me one bit.
Now go away, the phony sweepers.
Help! Help!
Polter Smurfs! Help!
Such a du ponton!
Take this!
And this!
It is no use!
Every Smurf's falling down!
Well, it's got a smurfy beak,
but can you dance to it?
Hey, now, smirk that out!
Help! Help!
Don't smirk anything much! Help!
Oh!
Calm down, every Smurf.
Now, one at a time,
tell me what happened.
Smurf-a-tooty! Look out!
The Polter Smurfs are coming!
The Polter Smurfs are coming!
They're here! They're here!
Great Smurfs!
They're really awful, these Smurfs.
Guess that old legend was true.
Now, if I can just remember
whether it had a happy ending or not.
Hmm, strange.
I don't see a single Polter Smurf anywhere.
Now, that scares me more than seeing them.
Polter Smurf! Polter Smurf!
The Polter Smurfs
both let me inside my own house!
What's that terrible smell?
My joke, Candy.
The Polter Smurfs have almost eaten all of it!
Smurf-a-tooty!
I'd almost forgotten!
Legend has it that Polter Smurfs
love garlic and onions.
Amazing! Simply amazing!
Looks like for once, Jokey,
your pranks might get us out of trouble.
Did you have to make so much of the smelly Candy, Greedy?
If the Polter Smurfs like Greedy's Candy
half as much as Jokey's joke Candy,
it'll solve all our problems.
Mmm! Mmm, yum!
Now, let's go, my little Smurfs.
Castle Darkmore is a long journey.
This Candy was a good idea, Jokey.
Oh, I'll say.
Hey, hey! My joke Candy's all gone!
Greedy?
Oh, sorry, Papa Smurf.
Oh, Greedy, your breath!
Oh, yeah!
Now, what do we do?
What would you do?
I hope we have much further to go.
Here it is, Papa Smurf.
Be the balloon, be the caroon,
squeeze the raccoon.
Oh, got us, buddy.
Nothing happened.
I don't understand, Papa Smurf.
I read it just like before.
Maybe you held your nose.
Now try it, Greedy.
Be the balloon, be the caroon,
squeeze the raccoon.
How are we going to get the Polter Smurfs
in there, Papa Smurf?
With this, Greedy. More joke candy!
That's right, Jokey.
It never hurts to be prepared.
Quickly, close it up.
That was close!
Oh, you're too close.
Go on, Jokey.
All right, Papa Smurf.
I'm sorry I scared you with my jokes, Greedy.
Jokey, Jokey, Jokey.
You don't think you could actually
scare me, Greedy Smurf,
with something as silly as Smurfs?
Jack, Polter Smurfs!
That's no Polter Smurf, Greedy.
Greedy just has a bit of a stomach ache
from eating too much of Jokey's
joke candy.
Smurfs will return after these messages.
Stomper Power.
Now, Stomper RC,
the ultimate stomper.
For the first time, you drive them
with real radio control.
No wires.
You can blast through barriers
or drive around them.
Watch out for danger.
Drive through obstacles big or small.
Look out, a near miss.
Stomper RC that you drive.
Stomper RC.
It's real radio control.
And you're at the wheel, new from Tyco.
Yeah, this is traffic copter one.
Looks like Ice Cream Jones is in trouble.
No ice cream cone cereal?
My name's Ice Cream Jones.
I'm going to deliver my ice cream cones.
A crispy, crunchy cereal for breakfast.
With the great taste of
Ice Cream Cones.
Little cones and puffs that taste like chocolate chip ice cream cones.
Or vanilla.
A crunchy part of this nutritious breakfast.
Thanks for the help with the ice cream cones.
Uh, that's ice cream cones cereal.
When you get hold of the
Nintendo Entertainment System.
When you master Rob, the video robot.
And meet the challenge of
Gyromite.
When you shoot the light-sensing Zapper.
When you play the system with so many
arcade hits.
You're playing with power.
The Nintendo Entertainment System Deluxe Set.
Batteries not included. Other games sold separately.
Your parents help you hook it up.
We now return to
Smurfs.
Wow, what a cake!
What a beautiful cake!
Yup, this cake is more beautiful than anything.
Well, I wouldn't go
that far.
Oh, Papa Smurf, I am truly puzzled.
I believe it.
How come the stork delivered Baby over
four years ago and this is Baby Smurf's
first birthday party?
Well, Brainy, I am
542 years old, right?
Yes, Papa Smurf.
Now, if I were to have a birthday every year,
Brainy couldn't bake a cake big enough
to hold 542 candles, right?
Oh, I see your
logic, Papa Smurf.
Oh, no, this is terrible.
This won't do it all. Maybe
this one. No, this one
will never do. Maybe this.
Oh, no. Too old.
Too frilly.
Too silly. I wore this one
last week and this one yesterday.
Oh, this is just awful. I have
nothing, absolutely nothing to wear.
Oh!
Why so blue, Smurfette?
I am the thing to wear
to Baby's birthday party.
Oh, I know what you mean, Smurfette.
I know what you mean. That's why
I've asked Taylor to make me a new hat.
Oh, Vanity, what a
splendid idea. Oh, that's
exactly what I'll do. I'll have Taylor
make me a new dress. Something
special. Something different.
Something really Smurfy.
Gypsy, Gypsy,
tell me true.
Will my dress be red or blue?
Made of satin
covered with lace. Wear this
dress and lose thy face.
Gypsy, Gypsy, tell
me true. Will my dress
be red or blue?
Oh,
Osriel, it's so unfair that
I'm so destitute. If only
I were rich. Gypsy, Gypsy,
tell me true.
Will my dress be red
or blue? If only
I could catch six Smurfs. I'd make
gold. Then I'd be rich.
There must be six Smurfs in my future.
There must. Made of
satin and covered with lace.
Wear this dress and lose thy
face.
Gypsies, come
along, Osriel. I shall have my fortune
told. Come along, I say.
Oh, come along, you cowardly
beast.
Gypsy, Gypsy, tell
me true. Will my dress
be red or blue?
Made of satin and covered with
lace. Wear this dress and
lose thy face.
I would like to see the
fortune teller. Is she
here? Is she here?
Ha, of course she's here.
In fact, we have ten
fortune tellers here.
Oh, well, I didn't.
Do you have anyone in particular
in mind? Well,
my mother's second cousin on my father's
side, she said
Matilda was rather good.
Matilda, you say?
Matilda the Great.
She's the greatest fortune teller
in the world.
Oh, please,
really, you must.
I'm sorry, Smurfette, I can't do it. Not enough
time. Not for twenty Smurfberry
pies can I do it. But you
must. I can't go to Baby's
birthday party in this old dress
or in any old dress for that matter.
Sorry, really, much too
busy.
Don't cry, Smurfette,
it won't do you any good. You see
all this work here? A hat for vanity,
overalls for success, pants for
papa, and this and that.
I'm truly sorry, Smurfette, I just
don't have time. Not for
thirty morning muffins could I do it.
Impossible, simply impossible.
Gypsy, Gypsy,
tell me true.
Will my dress be red or blue?
Made of satin and
covered with lace. Wear this
dress and lose thy face.
You know, Sassette, Papa
Smurf would be really angry if he
found out we were spying on Gargamel.
Galloping gopher's mad,
don't be such a goody goody.
Well, you see, Matilda, I've
been feeling rather discouraged lately.
I thought perhaps you might see something
in my future that would cheer me
up. Well, I might,
but it'll cost you a penny.
Well, isn't that rather expensive?
Gossiping ganders,
what's a penny? What's
expensive? I don't know,
but I'm gonna find out.
Sassette, don't go.
It's too dangerous.
Smurfs will return after these messages.
Michael, blunch in five seconds.
Four, three,
two, one.
Time to catch your
lunch, Michael. Space dogs,
eleven o'clock.
Look out, flying bride.
Got him.
Michael, the ring fighters. No problem.
The galactic
battle burger.
Michael? Well
done, Ein. I'm
the Big Rich Farm.
Sweet secrets,
when your makeup's fun to do, here's
makeup you can play with too.
A cute little charm, ooh, becomes
lipstick, another eye shadow.
Hey, that's a trick. There's
a blusher and gloss and
girls, ready to shoot. Sweet secrets
cosmetics commercial. Take one.
Sweet secrets,
now there's makeup too,
hiding inside for you.
Sweet secrets cosmetics, each sold
separately from Galoob.
Fruity marshmallow
crispies, lots of fruity
marshmallow shapes, it you snap
crackle popping over lots of
fruities. Wow. Fruity marshmallow
crispies, orange, lemon,
raspberry, grape, it's snap crackle
and popping with lots of
fruities. No, Kellogg's Fruity Marshmallow
Crispies, part of this complete breakfast.
How fruity. Fruity
marshmallow crispies, you'll be
snap crackle popping over lots of fruities.
We now return
to Smurfs.
No, I don't have a penny, but
I do have is this bag of
ground rat tail powder, worth
more than a penny, much, much more.
What's it good for?
What's it good for, you ask?
Why, it makes the most wonderful
tea and it cures
warts. Well,
usually telling a fortune costs a penny,
but in your case, I'll make
an exception. But the cat stays
out, an allergic to cat.
Oh, what a beautiful
doll. Yes, it is
indeed a beautiful doll and very
special too.
Special? It has
magical powers.
Oh? But I
don't know how it works. The
ancient and great book of Malorca
predicts that someday
someone will come along who
will fit into the dress perfectly.
But who could wear such a dress?
It's even too small for a baby.
Ah, that's the trouble.
The magic of the dress
only works if the wearer
fits it perfectly. But then
the right person does come along,
something wondrous will happen.
What, what?
I don't know.
Bookworms have nibbled away the last
page in the ancient and great book
of Malorca. Now,
let's get on with your
fortune.
What's going on out there? How can I
not know this racket?
Oh, my tired eyes.
What?
Oh, hi.
Sad? You'd be
sad too if you didn't have a new dress to wear.
Shattering chipmunks!
What are you doing out here, Smurfette?
You startled me.
Guess what? We saw gypsies
and Gargamel was there, and he was seeing
our fortune teller, and Asriel had a fight
with a dog and...
Sad, sad, mad, snappy,
smouchy. Don't you Smurflings know it's
dangerous to be out here in the forest
or far away from the village?
What do you think Papa Smurf would say?
You won't tell him, will you?
Please? We promise never to
see you again.
Oh, Taylor.
I couldn't bear to see you so unhappy.
Oh, how sweet of you.
Oh, Taylor, thank you so much.
My pleasure.
Glad you like it.
I love it.
Goodbye, Smurfette. As Poet says, from rising sun
to rising sun, Taylor's work is
never done.
Help! Help!
This dress looks exactly
like all my other dresses.
I hate it! Hate it! Hate it!
Where is it?
I can't seem to find it.
Anywhere I look, it's somewhere up here.
I know it is. Whoa!
No!
I've looked everywhere.
I know I have a copy of the
ancient and great book of Malorca.
I know it!
You sure, Gargi?
Sure? Well, of course I'm sure.
I clearly remember stealing it from
Godfather Balthazar.
It's your job to keep this place orderly.
You want to be a wizard
while you can't even sweep the floor properly.
Ah, yes, yes, here it is.
Here it is.
The ancient and great book of Malorca.
Now I'll find out about
that!
Not only was the red-tailed tea
potion I've ever tasted, but
I have another worth. And worse,
the doll is gone.
The doll of Malorca?
But who would do such a thing?
Who? Who else
but that good-for-nothing panelist
Gargamel. And that blue
rat? Blue rat!
I should have known it wasn't a rat.
It was a tiny blue something.
That's it! Gargamel
is in cahoots with the tiny
whatever that was that can
get into the dress.
Oh, this is terrible.
This is dangerous.
We must find Gargamel and retrieve
the doll before he learns of
its power.
Aha!
Here it is.
Oh, this is astounding.
Absolutely astounding.
Gypsy, gypsy, tell me true.
Who wears this dress must be
true blue.
Smurfette! Oh, the
power I will have once I get her to put
on the dress. And now
oh no
bookworms have eaten the last page.
Ow! If you wouldn't
mind going out and picking me a bunch of blue
bonnet blossoms, I'd sure be thankful.
Blue bonnet blossoms?
What for? Well, I'm serving something new
at baby's birthday party. Something
so new I haven't even named it yet.
Oh, what is it? Well, it's round
and flat and covered with tomato sauce
and cheese and baked in the oven.
But it needs a sprinkling of blue
bonnet blossoms on top to make
it just right. They grow best
out by the great oak. Oh,
I'll get them for you, greedy. There might as
well be something new at baby's party.
Oh, I'll boil
a few, I'll pickle a few, and then
I'll eat some cold.
Psst! How long we gonna wait, Gargi?
It's been hours.
Quiet, you ungrateful brat!
You don't even know she'll show up!
Oh, yes, I do.
There's hardly a day passes that she doesn't
come to pick. Shh, listen.
La, la, la, la, la, la.
La, la, la, la, la.
Oh, little one,
would you like your fortune
tower?
Smurfs will return
after these messages.
Hi, it's me again.
When you go to the ocean, it's
good to take fruit rollups and fruit
wrinkles. The fishers like to eat
fruit wrinkles because they're bite
sized and they're chewy. And the
fruit rollups are so delicious
and so stretchy,
they can even keep an octopus
occupied. Whoops!
They put lots of real fruit
and cotton fruit rollups and fruit
wrinkles, so I don't mind sharing,
even if it's with my little sister.
The night starts ordinary
with Forever Friends.
It's extraordinary. Here's
Spushy Tail, Cozy Tail, and Snowy Tail, too.
Each sold separately.
Powder Tail and Rosy Tail came to see you.
All dolled up with
Forever Friends. Making
long tails always makes us smile.
Looks so right with Forever
Friends, cause now we're all
dolled up with smile.
Spushy Tail comes with everything you see here.
Other Forever Friends sold separately
from Kenner.
Smurf will return after these
messages.
Call the Tree Foundation
for its Tree Guide.
Chewy, delicious,
bigger than your
figure. Candelicious gets you biting
on more than you can chew.
Fruity, delicious,
bigger than your figure.
Candelicious gets you biting
more than you can chew.
Salt and delicious,
chewy, candelicious
gets you biting on
more than you can chew.
Salt and delicious,
bigger than your figure
in Fruit and Tropical.
To get that great berry
taste in Crunch Berry Cereal,
Captain Crunch sails high seas
to a land filled with
umzah danger.
There, deep in a secret valley,
he picks sweet, yummy berries.
Could they be Crunch Berries?
Yes! They're the most special berries
Captain Crunch has ever found.
And after all that, our hero
returns. With my tasty Crunch Berries
for kids everywhere.
What a guy! What a series!
Crunch Berries are a very good part of a balanced
breakfast.
You're searching for a monster
who's hard to find, but here's
a hint. He's one of a kind.
Then you can mash.
Monster Mash. Yes, Monster Mash.
I got him. It's a Wacky Smash.
Be the very first to find
the fiend and then give him a whack
and start all over again.
I'll do the mash.
Monster Mash. Yes, Monster Mash.
It's a Wacky Smash.
Monster Mash.
Wacky fun from Parker Brothers.
We now return
to Smurfs.
Oh, I truly can, darling.
Oh, what do you see?
I see you live
in a happy little village
surrounded by many friends.
Oh yes, that's true.
I see you like to have parties and sing
and dance.
Oh yes, that's true too.
I see you like flowers.
I do, I do.
Oh yes, I see a
dress in your future.
You do?
The most splendid dress
and in the pocket, a surprise.
Perhaps you'd like to have this dress?
Me?
You!
You'd give it to me?
Of course!
But why?
A truly good gypsy, or so
they say, gives one thing away
once a day.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Hurry, Smurfette. Hurry home
and put on the dress.
Oh, I will know when you put on the dress,
and when you do, I will have you
in my clutches forever.
Oh, it's perfect,
perfect!
Oh, it's perfect, just
perfect!
Oh, gosh, is that you?
Do you like it?
Do you like it? Wow!
You look
great!
I send her for
blossoms, she brings back
a dress!
Where did you get that stunning
dress, Smurfette? And those
uh, uh, round things.
Earrings, clumsy earrings.
Yeah, where'd you get the dress, huh?
Come on, tell us where!
Come on, guys,
come on!
Well, I met this kind
gypsy fortune teller, and she said
if I wore this dress and these
earrings, then I could tell fortunes
too. Oh, really, Smurfette?
Surely you don't believe that.
Oh, but I do!
Gosh, Smurfette, will you tell
me a fortune, will you?
Of course I will,
clumsy. Is there anything special
you want to know? Uh, yeah,
you see, I had this nice rock,
and then I lost it.
Somewhere. I like that rock
a lot. Can you tell me where
it is? Well, I can try,
clumsy. I see,
I see,
I see your rock.
I see your rock right in the middle
of that big cluster of glubanus
blossoms out by the great oak.
It works, it works! Just
like it said in the ancient and great book of
Malorca, it works!
Scrumble, go
set a Smurf trap and hurry.
Gosh, Brainy, I can hardly
wait to go get my rock.
Wanna come with me? Clumsy,
clumsy, clumsy.
Do you really believe Smurfette can tell
fortunes? Yep.
Do you really think that I, Brainy
Smurf, for one moment, could
condone such superstitious
nonsense? Yep.
Oh, alright, clumsy, I'll go with
you, but only to prove to you that
this fortune-telling business is
absolutely ridiculous.
Hey,
wait for me!
Mmm, big mouth
love rock stew! Rock
stew nutritious, rock stew
keep a long
time. Whoa!
Whoa!
I can tell him that Gargamel doesn't live
here. I'm sure you could,
but Papa Smurf said we never
talk to humans.
Who are you? I am
Matilda the Great, and these
are my friends. Big mouth
have no friends,
only Smurfs sometimes.
I am looking for a business by the name
of Gargamel. Gargamel?
Oh, he lives that way.
Well, thank you, you are
the most helpful. Gargamel
not nice, Gargamel
dead. Yes, we know.
Giddy up there.
Come on, let's keep following
them. You know, Smurfette, I was
wondering, do you remember the big storm
last year and my hat blew
away in the wind? My favorite
hat, the one with the pink flower?
Oh, yes, Vanity, I do.
It was such a lovely hat.
Well, do you think you might be able to tell me
where to find it?
Is something wrong?
Well, I, no.
Silly, really.
Yes, there it is.
Your hat is caught
in a briar patch on the west bank
of the River Smyrn, just across
from the big white boulder.
There it is.
Smurfette was right. There's my rock.
Help me, Brady.
Don't worry, Clumsy.
I'll run and get help.
Just five more
Smurfs and it's gold for Gargamel.
So, if you could tell me
where to find the wooden whistle Grandpa
made for me. Well, I'm sure
I can, Harmony. Let me try.
Yes, I see it.
Down by the bridge. The bridge over!
Oh, no! Smurfette!
Smurfette, how are you?
Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! Come quickly!
Papa Smurf!
Oh, Papa Smurf! Clumsyly has been caught
in one of Gargamel's traps and...
Oh, Papa Smurf! It's Smurfette!
Come see, it's horrible!
And before your very eyes,
Smurfette turned into this doll.
Yes, Papa Smurf!
Oh, my!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, thank goodness I brought my mirror.
Oh, I can hardly wait to try it.
Whoa!
Ah, here it is on the last page.
According to the ancient
and great book of Malorca,
the Tress was indeed meant for a Smurf.
Oh!
Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!
We were spying on the Gypsies!
And Asriel was stuck just there!
And they let him come in, Mouse!
And Matilda the Great
is on her way to Gargamel.
Sound the alarm!
And as for disobeying me,
I must confess this is one time
I'm glad you did.
Rescue team to the floor!
All here, Papa Smurf!
Smurfette, is that you?
Hey, what's the matter with her, Vanity?
Well, Smurfette,
not so happy now, eh?
And soon your friends will come,
and I'll catch more!
And when I've got six of you,
I'll make gold!
It's a Gypsy Wagon!
Gypsies!
Both of them!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Gypsies!
Both at all! Lock the shutters!
What do we do, Papa Smurf?
Come along, let's see what the Gypsies do.
Where is it?
There is the doll at Melonka!
Please, please don't hurt me!
No, no, don't hurt me! Please!
I promise I'll never play with dolls again!
Ah, the little blue creature!
Bah!
The doll at Melonka was not meant
for such as this!
No, it was meant for a Gypsy Sprite!
Papa Smurf!
You may have your doll, the dress,
and the earrings on one condition.
You demand conditions?
Why, I could squash you
with one! Give me the Smurfette
and release those two Smurfs there!
Then, I will return your doll
and more! I will give you
the final words from the ancient
and great cult of Melonka!
You know these words?
I do! And you will give me
these words? No trickery?
I will! I give you
my word as a Smurf!
Open that cage!
I'm waiting!
The dress!
The earrings!
The final words!
Gypsy, Gypsy,
tell me true!
Will my dress be red or blue?
Wear this dress
and lose thy face,
and only a little Smurf will do!
I've been tricked!
Get her! Don't let that Smurf get away!
Don't let her get away!
Oh, let me thank you again, Taylor.
I can hardly wait to wear my new dress
to Baby's birthday party.
It's so special!
And to think you made it so fast
and out of almost nothing!
Nothing? You call my favorite hat
nothing?
Smurfs will return
to these messages.
Time for a Happy Meal at McDonald's!
I can't wait! For a six-piece chicken McNuggets
regular soft drink and regular fries!
I know! A car will get me
far! Then I'll ride a horse, of course!
This skateboard won't make me late
for my Happy Meal date!
When you buy a McDonald's Happy Meal
featuring the Bear and Stained Bears,
you can shop in Bear Village with Mamak,
or fill Papa's wheelbarrow, scoot along
Brother, or pull Sister Bear's wagon to school!
Time for Aida! Hooray!
The Bear and Stained Bears
only at McDonald's.
Ghostbusters!
Each sold separately.
Can't eat ghosts?
Not yet!
Venkman, it's back to the bone! Give me out!
Looks like you're really into them, Stan!
Zap them! Safe!
Not so safe! It's like buckets!
What a slob!
I've been glooped!
Activate Neutron Blasters!
Ghostbusters!
Peter Venkman, bad to the bone and sludge bucket
with ectoplasm, sold separately.
Ghostbusters from Canon.
We now return to Smurfs.
Oh, wherefore art thou something?
Where? Where?
Deny thy papa, and refuse thy name?
Or be some other name?
Deny thy father, and refuse thy name?
Oh, great play, isn't it?
What's in a name?
That which we call a rose by any other name
would smell as sweet
so clumsy would, were he not clumsy called,
retain that day of perfection
which he owes without that title.
This play is so moving!
That's not the only thing that's moving!
Great Smurf!
The bleachers are collapsing!
Run, every Smurf! Run!
What's wrong?
I demand to know what Smurfing on out there!
The bleachers are collapsing!
Don't panic!
Don't panic!
Hey!
Ha ha ha ha!
Tumbling timbers!
What happened, Papa Smurf?
Well, Grandpa built those old bleachers
when I was just a Smurfly.
I guess they just got tired.
Don't worry, Papa Smurf.
I'll smurf up plans for some new bleachers
right away!
No, no, no! Take it easy!
That's not how it's done!
Take it easy!
Here, let me show you how to smurf it.
Boy, oh, Smurf, I have never seen such a
perfectionist!
With Andy in charge, this job is gonna take forever.
Forever?
I can't even wait for lunch!
Yow!
Are you all right, Brainy?
Brainy, be careful with that hammer!
Sorry, Andy.
Lunch break!
Don't you think that was an awfully fast lunch break, Andy?
Well, Smurfly, we got a lot of work to do.
Huh?
Look what wild Smurf did!
Yeah, look!
I don't believe it!
My plans weren't followed at all!
How could you be so slumpy?
Andy, look out!
Oh!
Oh, no, not again!
Now we're gonna have to smurf from scratch!
Oh, no, not again!
Oh, no, not again!
Oh, no, not again!
Oh, no, not again!
Now we're gonna have to smurf from scratch!
Cut another tree!
Waste more wood!
Oh, your word is failing!
Oh, your word is failing!
Well, I didn't mean to, Nat!
But if I said it once, I've said it a thousand times!
Haste makes waste!
Speed, my boy!
Speed is the essential element!
Speed is the essential element!
The only way to capture those Smurfs is with speed!
The only way to capture those Smurfs is with speed!
The only way to capture those Smurfs is with speed!
Sure, Gargi!
Soon, soon I'll be able to grab
those little blue Gnosties before they scurry away!
those little blue Gnosties before they scurry away!
Help!
There!
How fast was I this time?
I don't know!
I have to count the grains of sand each time!
You're a flying tree, my friend!
You're a flying tree, my friend!
And I'm sorry for what I must do!
And I'm sorry for what I must do!
And I'm sorry for what I must do!
And I'm sorry for what I must do!
Now all I need is to find some trace of those sickening Smurfs!
Now all I need is to find some trace of those sickening Smurfs!
Watch this!
Do I hear a little ax?
Smurfs!
Timber!
Timber!
Oh, Julie!
Oh, gosh, Brady!
This sure is a big tree!
This sure is a big tree!
Clumsy, watch where I'm going!
Clumsy, watch where I'm going!
Clumsy, watch where I'm going!
No, you have to leave!
No, you have to leave!
Come on!
Clumsy!
Come on!
Come on!
Clumsy!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Clumsy!
Come on!
He's in the trash can!
Run, Sassi! Run!
I see you too! You can't escape me!
Get here! Hurry!
That was close!
Oh, no!
Help!
Help! Help!
Gotcha!
What's up?
Oh, turned out the lights!
My Smurfs! My Smurfs!
Where are my Smurfs?
Fast on you!
I'll show you fast!
Run, Wiles! Run!
Yep, yep, yep!
Rock-Stoon!
Big Mouth loves Rock-Stoon!
Hello, Mr. Big Mouth.
Sir?
No, no, no!
Wait!
No!
This should do it, Scruple!
Scruple!
Scruple, this contraption will make me faster than ever!
Power?
Power!
Check Smurf Catcher Gate!
Check!
Alright, Scruple, stand back!
Preparing to release brake!
Now!
Fast is he!
I'll show him fast!
Out of my way, Snowpoke!
Those wretched Smurfs are doomed!
Smurfs will return after these messages.
Hi, it's me again.
When you go to the ocean, it's good to take fruit rollups and fruit wrinkles.
The fishers like to eat fruit wrinkles because they're bite-sized and they're chewy.
And the fruit rollups are so delicious and so stretchy, they can even keep an octopus occupied.
Whoops!
They put lots of real fruit and cotton fruit rollups and fruit wrinkles.
So I don't mind sharing, even if it's with my little sister.
Let's clean up and go play ball!
Yeah!
This is where the trash goes.
Okay!
Woodsy!
Score one for our team!
That's teamwork!
Yeah!
Woo!
We give a hoot so we won't collude!
Team up!
Join the Woodsy Team!
This is my niece, Mary Devon.
She's 11 years old.
I asked her to help me warn people that smoking's bad for them.
And she said she hates smoking so much she didn't even want to talk about it.
So I said fine, she could just sit here and not talk about it if she wanted to.
But Mary Devon, honey, now that you're here with a chance to influence millions of people,
isn't there anything you want to tell the cigarette smokers of America?
Don't.
That's my niece. She'll talk your ear off of you later.
We now return to Smurfs.
Oh, gosh! What's that?
Come on down!
Yikes!
It works! It works!
Come on down!
Help! Help!
Gotcha!
Run, Lyle! Run!
You're the one who upran me before, but not this time, you little blue devil!
And remember, little Smurfs, that the best part of wood is gathered best
when in the presence of the master himself, Brainy Smurf.
Run, Brainy! Run! Run!
Yay!
I did it so much!
Notice, Wild, that speed plays no part here.
Yeah, but hurry anyway!
Almost! There!
Whoa! Come on, Brainy!
Oh, no! Wild is caught!
No, he's not!
Huh? My Smurfs! My cage!
Get away from there! Oh, no! No brakes!
Poor Wild!
No brakes!
Yikes!
Big Mouth likes to chew!
No!
Gargamel?
No, no!
No, Mr. Big Mouth, please! No, no, no! Please, don't!
No!
Nice of you to drop in, Gargi.
Gotcha!
Careful! Watch out!
I tell you, Scruple, there must be a way.
Hmm, what have we here?
A fleet foot of mercury?
Well, of course, that's it!
If mercury can fly, then so can I!
A pound of pillars, a pound of rabbit-tailed fur,
and finally, one drop of mercury.
Good, good! And now for the test!
Just two puffs, no more!
Magic feet, magic feet, take me to the sky!
Magic feet, magic feet, make me fly!
It works! It works!
La, la, la, la, la, la!
La, la, la, la, la, la!
I hear them!
Oh, yes, I hear them!
Hello!
Oh, hey, Clumsy, come on, this is...
Hey, you two, what's going...
Fine, Gargamel!
Gotcha!
Six smurfs! Six!
Gold! Gold!
There you are, the fast one!
Well, you can't escape the fastest wizard in the world!
What?
Magic feet, magic feet, take me to the sky!
Magic feet, magic feet, make me fly!
You old rat!
Where did that little blue barbarian go?
Stand still, you little beast!
What do you think you're doing?
Gotcha!
No, no, no, no!
Ouch!
Oh, no! My six smurfs!
Oh, well!
Big mouth hungry!
Again?
Sorry!
Magic feet, magic feet, take me to the sky!
Magic feet, magic feet, make me fly!
Big mouth angry!
Stop!
That's right, perfect!
Slow and steady, Wild, that's the way!
Good, good!
Well, Papa Smurf, I'm sure Glad Wild wasn't taking it slow and steady yesterday,
or some of us might not be here today.
Ouch! Ow, ow, ow!
Stop!
Steady as she goes, Gargamel!
Steady as she goes!
Smurfs
Smurfs are real wild!
Don't you want to help us get ready for Community Day?
Grumpy Grunion, what's wrong with him?
Gee, I don't know!
Well, then, a little gift will cheer him up!
Here, Wild, Happy Community Day!
Gee, can't he take a little joke?
Tumble and tadpoles!
Playing with baby's toys is bound to cheer Wild up!
Smurfs are real, isn't that fun, Wild?
Now why don't you try one?
I knew you'd find something to like!
Crapped crab! Stop, Wild!
You're whining it too!
Much!
Go on, Wild, with the icing on Greedy's Community Day cake!
Sure, it's bound to put you in a smurfy mood!
Hmm, always works for me!
See, I knew I'd be able to cheer Wild up!
You call that cheerful?
Oh!
Blinkin' bloodhounds! Wild's got squirrels on the brain!
Smurf-a-roo! So that's why Wild's been groomy!
We forgot to invite his squirrel friends to Community Day!
Nah, don't worry, Wild.
We'll round up your squirrel family and bring them here!
Blah, blah, blah!
Nat, nat, nat!
Community Day is supposed to be smurfy, not squirrely!
Papa Smurf will never let untamed squirrels run around our back!
I think inviting Wild's friends to the village is a smurfy idea!
And Wild obviously thinks so too!
So, Pranny, you and Nat can go into the forest to invite them!
But Papa Smurf!
Pranny?
Oh, very well!
But mark my words, those uncivilized squirrels will get into...
...everything!
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Sunkist searches and searches for Fun Fruit Trees.
The only tree funny enough to grow Sunkist Fun Fruits.
Every chewy one is real fruity fun.
And now we've discovered Sunkist Fun Fruits Cream Supremes!
They're covered with yogurt...
...and filled with fun!
Sunkist Fun Fruits Cream Supremes!
A disc and a task in a flour-making basket
Works like magic, smells so nice, you'll see it's just fantastic!
Tyco's flour-making basket comes with Superdome, so you can make beautiful-smelling flowers.
Fill the flower bud with your favorite colors, snap it into the basket, pull down the handle and presto!
Wonderful-smelling flowers. Put them on display!
Smell the wheel!
Wheel-smelling flowers to brighten someone's day.
Flour-making basket!
Superdome flour-making basket with ten buds and four colors of Superdome, new from Tyco.
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Come to Easterseals Haunted House.
Get ready for a toothpaste that tastes so great, you'll rush to brush!
New class for kids with a flavor that's so different, some kids call it...
Berrylicious!
Berry, berry, for very bananas and for very feet, I'm a Mary!
Berrylicious!
No matter what you call it, you'll rush to brush!
Mmm, bobbling!
Bubble, bubble, bo-bubble, bo-bubble, bo-bubble, bo-bubble, bo-bubble!
New class for kids!
It tastes so great, you'll rush to brush!
Where's the bakers?
Where's breakfast?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
Hi, fellas!
You have to help us bake before you take a taste.
And you'll need a hat to do that.
With cinnamon and sugar shakers!
With Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bakers!
It's the cereal with the delicious taste of homemade cinnamon toast.
A toasty part of a complete breakfast.
Bacon homemade taste!
Hi, Mom!
And the cinnamon toast lunch!
Oh, oh, oh, who's that twister?
Who's that cruncher?
It's Oreo Action!
Or Oreo Munchers!
Be a licker, a cruncher, a chopper, cookie, dunker, a creamy milk muncher!
With O-R-E-O!
Oreo Action!
Oreo Action!
Whisk it up, dunk it up, whatever your attraction!
What's your Oreo Action?
O-R-E-O!
The Bisco!
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Oh, I can't wait to see the beautiful new hair do you've given me!
Passionate-o!
Yes, Hargatha, I've rarely gone out on a limb with this one.
This hairdo is definitely making a fashion statement.
Are you out of your tree?
Everyone will see my roots!
But, but, but, Hargatha, darling, you'll be the envy of the whole forest!
You must have a hole in your head, you half-baked hairdresser!
Take that!
Stop! I'll redo your do, for free!
No sale!
I don't need you to ruin my hair, I can do that myself!
Fashion statement indeed!
I know I'm a budding beauty, but this is ridiculous!
Ow!
Oh, this hairdo needs a hatchet!
Hey! Oh, that tickles!
Even this squirrel's tail has more bounce than my bark bouffant!
Why, that's it!
Take me home, Edgar!
I've got a hairdressing appointment with destiny!
Yes, here's the recipe!
Magic hair conditioner, active ingredient, wild squirrel tails!
No problem!
Those fluffy little fur balls will go nuts over this!
And when they do...
Their tails will be mine!
The End
Gotcha!
Soon my hair will be as gorgeous as the rest of me!
See?
I know! We haven't seen a squirrel all day!
There's one of those ragamuffin rodents!
What?
How does that...
We've begged enough of these little bushy-tailed beauties!
Time to go, Edgar!
Oh, get your big, hickory nut! Drop those squirrels, you one-faced witch!
Dream on, Smurf!
These fur balls in my formula are gonna make hairstyling history!
Edgar, grab them!
Oh, maybe I can use those Smurfs for a blue rinse!
Yikes! Now look what you've done!
Phew! That was close!
I think we're gonna need some help from Papa Smurf!
Wild, you wait here with Brainy while I go get him!
Calm down, Wild. I know what you're thinking.
But that haggis is too much to handle without Papa's...
Wild! Wild! Come back here!
And where do you think you're going?
Don't you, squirrels, listen?
Not set to stay here!
Shinner, stop! Whoa, you uncivilized squirrel!
Hike down, fur balls!
I said, hike down!
I need quiet while I finish mixing my beautifying base.
Yes, my hair conditioner is almost complete.
Except for the final ingredient.
A heaping hellman of soft, shiny squirrel tails!
Huh? Sounds like I've got a squirrel loose.
Here, squirrely-wirly!
Come to hockey for you, bushy-tailed darling!
Oh! You're no squirrel, you're a Smurf!
When I get through with you, you're gonna be history!
You'll pay for this, Smurf!
You'll pay for this, you little blue bushwhacker!
I know you're around here somewhere!
Yes, I think I'm getting warmer!
That does it!
Oh, I'm going to add a little blue tail to my recipe!
Gotcha!
No, Shinner, don't go any further!
This is hot as a castle!
Oh, Shinner, don't go in there!
That wicked witch could be waiting!
Oh, what luck!
Another squirrel tail to add bigger bounds to my bouffant!
And a Smurf tail for a blue streak!
Oh, you silly squirrel, you're to blame for this!
You two can be the first to simmer in my sensational styling mix!
Hogatha, wait!
Well, if it isn't Papa Smurf, here to rescue your friends, I'll bet!
I'll make a trade, a very Smurfy beauty secret, in return for the freedom of your prisoners!
No deal!
Too bad! This is oil of Smurf!
One facial and no prints within seven leagues will be able to resist your... many charms!
Oh, it's a deal, Papa Smurf!
A double deal!
Now I'll have beautiful hair and a beautiful face!
Oh, I feel something already!
This oil of Smurf is enhancing my own natural beauty!
What's happening to me?
Oh, don't you stand there gaping, Edgar!
Do something!
Oh, no, Edgar!
I'm a sorceress, not a squirrel snack!
Keep away!
Stay back, you bony buzzard!
This is all your fault, Papa Smurf!
Hooray, my little ones! Hogatha won't stay a squirrel much longer!
I don't ever want to hear the word squirrel again!
Keep away from me, Edgar! I'm your ruler, not a rodent!
Oh, look what you've done!
Help!
Phew! That's more like you, Edgar!
Help! Help!
Chitter, you saved my life!
You said it!
La la la la la la la la la la...
I sure like sharing community day with our squirrel friends!
Well, friends, yep, it means I can bake more cakes
You're a lucky smurf wild to have both a smurf and a squirrel
That was before Chitter had the good taste to save my life now if only he'd stop tasting me
Oh, and that goes for you too, wild
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News hound I am Toucan, not a story all morning. Really? I even miss breakfast. Your nose for news can't find a scoop
Let mine report on more flavor of fruit. More fruit flavor? Hey, that's a great lead. Then follow my nose
Follow nose the Kellogg's Froot Loops cereal now made with more natural fruit flavoring
It's part of this complete breakfast more natural fruit flavor. What a story best news
I've heard all day another bourbon sure extra extra
Welcome to the Colgate party time
Winterfresh gel from Colgate is the one
Stomper power
Now Stomper RC the ultimate Stomper for the first time you drive up with real radio control no wires
You can blast through barriers or drive around them, but watch out for danger
Drive through obstacles big or small look out a near miss
Stomper RC that you drive Stomper RC. It's real radio control and you're at the wheel new from Tyco
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We're finally free
Angrier music
I hate the finer things in life. This will be my greatest master pizza
I'll bet you say that to all the smurfs
Oh, would you like to hear some musical inspiration stick the tower the artist requires only absolute silence
Just wait till you hear our music
Oh, yeah, you know that music wow
My smurfette on the half shell has become smurfette in the half shell whoever said that a model's life is glamorous
What do you think pop a smurf well, it's a it's
Um, what is it handy? It's my clockwork clothes smurfer from now on we'll have cleaner clothes than ever before
Smurfer doodle handy you really know your nuts and bolts
What's that thing and he's just finished a new invention little sassy
Well, our clothes may not be any cleaner but we sure are
Huh, see we're sorry handy. Sorry won't fix my clothes smurfer
Perhaps you smurf things could practice your music away from the village. Uh somewhere far away from the village
Come on gang. We'll go play for someone who appreciates our music
Yeah
Um
Yeah, it'll be wall-to-wall smurfing music, okay gang let's
Smurf it
Oh
Music
More music for beastie
Oh
I don't know grandpa
Perhaps I was a little too impatient with the smurf things music. Ah, they'll blow it out of their system
What do you think of my latest composition papa smurf I hate your latest composition I call it rumblings in c minor
Uh smurf alaskan sounds more like rumblings in the smurf village to me
Oh
I'm not sure if please
Well, he seems harmless enough
Hey, there's something familiar about that clitter. I know i've seen it in here somewhere
Not bad smart things, but if you want to hear real music feast your ears on this
Yes
There peter my clockwork clothes smurfers as good as new
Oh, no, not again this cargogan the clothes smurfer has been put through the ringer and so have I
What's that? Oh beastie just love to dance
Dance don't you dare smurf on my flowers you you beast
Smurfaroo beast is gonna dance on smurfette. You get away from my garden
How nice smurfling play another song for me
That's not your garden variety type of beast
Beast ah, there's nothing like fresh smurfberry tarts in the morning. Oh
Beastie wants to dance forever
Yikes, there'll be nothing left for my tarts if that beast stomps them
Hang on greedy i'm coming
Smurfing music sound great
Hey, yeah, beastie follows smurfing anywhere. Oh, that was close. Oh, well as long as they started
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Is
I'm big rap the real tough freshman and I want a big cereal honeycomb honeycomb honeycomb
Um, it's not small
When you get hold of the nintendo entertainment system
When you master rob the video robot and meet the challenge of gyromite
When you shoot the light sensing zapper when you play the system with so many arcade hits you're playing with power
The nintendo entertainment system deluxe set batteries not included other games sold separately your parents help you hook it up
I want to see some pudding
I can't believe my eyes new pudding roll-ups pudding in disguise. They give me lots of things pudding can't be but the yummy yummy taste that's pudding to me new petty crocker pudding roll-ups in milk chocolate chocolate fudge or butterscotch
real pudding in disguise
New pudding roll-ups am I surprised pudding roll-ups pudding in disguise new pudding roll-ups
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That creature ruined my clothes smurfer and he almost trapped in my garden
I'm afraid that i'll have to put my foot down before that creature puts his foot down on one of us
I
Perhaps you should play one more song one that will lead beastie home
Oh
That's one problem solved
Smurfer rooney, we've got an even bigger one popper smurf according to my book that creature is the legendary savage beast great smurfs
Then the smurflings are in danger. What's wrong?
Papa smurf. Well smurf it the only way to sue the savage beast is with music
Once the smurflings enter the cave, they may never escape
These are we what will we do? I have an idea what we'll need handy's clothes smurfer. Sure, but it's broken
Follow me. I'll explain on the way
Me here we are. Yeah, we'll see you tomorrow big guy
More music must stay and play more music
We gotta go back to the village
Beastie need new band
And from now on smurfing stay and play music for beastie
You beasties new band now call you beasties boys and girls
now
Play rock and robin's we could be stuck here forever. Yeah, and we don't even know that many songs
Where are you my little smurflings
That's the best song
Oh
We thought we'd never find you
You can't take beasties music
Great smurfs. This is a savage beast. I'll say
Hey
Young berserk shambling sheepdog. I've got to help them
Don't you hurt them
I don't think that's it. I said
Oh
All beastie want is to hear pretty music all the time
There there mr. Beast you can still hear pretty pretty music
I can that's right. My new smurfalodeon will take care of that smurfalodeon. What's that?
What's that?
It's your very own music machine
Smurfalodeon make best music of all for beastie smurflings can go home
Oh goodbye beastie goodbye smurfs and thanks
It looks like beastie will have plenty of music from now on yeah, and i'm glad he didn't save the last dance for us
Yes, one thing you have to say about old beastie he sure knew a great fan when he heard it
And i'm glad to see that the tea ended on an uh, uh an upbeat note grandpa
You know, there's only one kind of music. Those little ones are interested in hearing now and that's oh
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I've got to refuel myself. Let's go to the milky way
That'll hit the spot. The fun's just starting quick. We'll make it rich chocolatey
Chocolatey
Quick really puts me in orbit nestle quick the taste that gets you going and you can try quick on a stick
The great chocolatey taste of nestle quick in an ice cream bar
Making lunch goes one two three with your own little fun witch factory
Me it's mickey on lunch. I am dovey with cheese
Hold the mayor with you, please. You can cut shapes spread spread squeeze and scrunch have a mickey mini goofy peanut butter for lunch
So why just settle for plain old bread when you can have a fun witch instead?
Okay kids listen up next we're going to a place far underground
A secret place where you can have a lot of fun
It's called fraggle rock and you'll meet all sorts of wonderful creatures there
So grab your favorite toy and come on along with all of us here on NBC
Hi, i'm erin gray and i'll be right back with one to grow on
Okay, it's up to you jessica your word is anthropoid
anthropoid
a n t
h ro
p o i d
Anthropoid that's right jessica you won the spelling bee
You just got an easy word
Wait a minute what's fair is fair instead of finding excuses about why your friend won
You ought to pay her a compliment. Tell her how well she did. Don't be a spoil sport
Give her credit when credit is deserved any way you spell that it'll make you both feel better
Uh
I spelled the word right and it wasn't so easy
Um, it's not that I guess it's just harder to lose than I thought it would be
Congratulations, jessica you deserve to win. It was a tough word to spell and you did it. Thanks rachelle
Look at this
And that's one to grow on
Call the tree foundation for its tree guide
There are so many different breeds of dog in the world
Why settle for one of them when you can have all of them?
in a mutt
Introducing chris mutt he may not be purebred, but he is a pure delight
This holiday get the best of everything chris mutt
exclusively from target
From target
For another day
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Welcome to the cold gate party winter fresh gel from colgate is the one
That's
Want to see some pudding
How can it be I can't believe my eyes new pudding roll-ups pudding in disguise
Real pudding in disguise
We now return to fraggle rock
Gosh smoky we've never been camping in rainbow cavern before
Before these rainbow colors will make great paints for my paintings
Hey look
A tree root bridge red be careful
Oh, don't worry. I can do this with my eyes closed. I'd better watch with my eyes closed
Oh red are you okay? Yeah, that was great. Oh my your backpack
Got it goodie. You've got your backpack back. Yeah, but some of my clothes fell out
Oh, there goes one of your favorite sweaters. That's okay. I've got 30 more just like it back in our room
Oh, let's hike back home. I'm covered with mud and I need a bubble bath. Great idea
Give me one and give me two wash away the muck and goo
Give me three and give me four make them sparkle like before one two muck and goo
Scrub them till they look like new three four gut and gore spin me around and scrub some more
Give me five and give me six wash away those oily slicks. Give me seven. Give me eight wash away that slime and slate
Five six oily slicks dirt that sticks and grime that sticks seven eight slime and slate scrub them now and don't be late
Give me give me number nine rinse them quick and make them shine give me give me number ten hang them up and start again
Nine nine make them shine some are yours and some are mine ten ten
That's the end. So hang them up and start again
So hang them up and start again
Gee boober, how come you like doing laundry so much?
Because wembley while I clean the laundry I learn great truths from it laundry never lies
Really?
Yes, take your dirty banana tree shirt for instance
hmm
Yes
Yes
Uh-huh. Uh-huh
Oh my yep, definitely
Gosh, what do you see? This shirt tells me that today you helped gobo pack his backpack and then you ate a dozer construction
Boober, that's amazing
How did you know?
This green thread comes from gobo's backpack and these dozer stick crumbs are all over the place
Wow, can you read every piece of laundry that way?
Of course laundry never lies. Wait till everyone hears about this every fraggle
Boober can read laundry. It's amazing. Amazing
Amazing gee, maybe now fraggles will finally take me and my laundry seriously
Oh
What's this looks like somebody lost a sweater i'll take it to boober
He knows who owns every piece of laundry in fraggle rock
I hope boober's not too busy today. Hey
And from the radish stains on this dirty bedspread. I think I can safely deduce that
Let's see now. Yes
Uh-huh. Oh, yes, most definitely bean head fraggle bit into a radish berry pie last night in bed
And radish juice dribbled down his face and made a yucky mess
But there's no more dirty laundry
I see some
Thanks gobo. Ah, you're welcome boober boober. What does this dirty laundry tell you?
Oh, no, what's wrong this belongs to red something terrible has happened to her
Boober how do you know that gobo? Come on. I'm an expert laundry reader and laundry never lies
It's true gobo boober's never wrong about laundry. He's amazing amazing
Red went through a terrible ordeal while she was wearing this sweater. We've got to find her fast
But how we'll have to follow the clues on the sweater to find her. Okay, boober, but you're sure about this, eh?
Yes, i'm sure about this. You're sure you're sure i'm sure i'm sure you're sure you're sure you're sure
Yes, i'm sure i'm sure i'm sure well, that's good enough for me. Let's go
Oh
I only hope we're not too late
Oh poor red. She's probably lying somewhere at death's door boy. I feel wonderful
There's nothing like a camping trip to make you feel alive
Yes, but it's good to be back home
I can't wait to see the look on gobo's face when I tell him we went all the way out to rainbow cavern
Are you sure red was way out here in rainbow cavern? Oh, definitely this spot of rainbow color on her sweater proves it
And this dirt is from a river bank. Well, according to my map there is a river just up ahead
Boober, you're amazing
Red
Oh red, where are you?
Do oh look what if she got swept over the falls?
Oh, no, what if we get swept over the falls?
Hey red got snagged on this root tree, too
I can tell by this hole and then what happened?
This feather tells me that somehow red fell into the clutches of a feathered flying crab
It how horrible?
Quick wimly crap uber
Okay
Oh
What a muddy mess
Hey, this is exactly the mud that was on red's sweater red's been here, too
You mean we're still hot on the trail. That's amazing
Hang on. It's a mud wallower
Oh my head, I may never think again. I think look over there. It's the missing sleeve from red sweater
Here boober, you're amazing. You found it. Nothing to it
I wonder how it got torn off. Maybe some tiny little critter ripped it off happens all the time
I'm a poison cackler
Well, I guess we know what what happened to red
Oh poor red
But laundry never never lies
Golly the great hall just isn't gonna be the same without red
Red used to love this swimming
And red used to love to blow on the fraggle horn
And this big boulder did red love that boulder too
You know, but i'll bet she would have if she were here now
Cut it out
We have to be strong to tell mochi the bad news
Okay, gobo
It'll be strong. Yeah
We promise
gobo
Boober family what happened to you?
What's wrong mochi it's red she's dead dead red red
dead red
dead
But who's that sleeping in her hammock?
Red
You're alive it's a miracle a miracle what are you being bags talking about?
This sweater told me of the horrible ordeal that you've been through
Why boober you found my lost sweater
Lost sweater. Yes. I lost it when mochi and I went hiking in rainbow cavern
It fell into the river and got swept away. I thought i'd never see it again
You know how wild and creepy it is out there. Yes
We know real well
because
laundry never lies
But I was right boober
Okay, so I make one teeny tiny mistake
Could I help it if red wasn't actually in the sweater?
Boober
What's with them i bet it's a game of tail tag and boober's it yeah, let's go get him
I'm
Jim henson fraggle rock will return after these messages
Sure, we all love these new peanut butter and fudge giggles cookies the faces are really uh
How do you think yeah amusing and the two kinds of cream peanut butter and fudge are really?
Excellent, but those giggles commercials and kids are laughing slapping singles
It just doesn't happen new peanut butter and fudge giggles cookies two kinds of cream in each funny face
It doesn't happen
I want to blast way into the future
Living out of space
I want to ride off into the sunset
Move at a faster pace
Because i'm a creator with my animator nothing can stop me now
A creator with my animator watch i'll show you how
To go the etch a sketch animator brings your drawings to life batteries not included the animator from ohio art
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Life is so beautiful
Gosh we've never seen boober out this way before heavenly boober always gets giddy when we go and get sweet water from sweet water lake
I'm thinking of all the tasty things we make from sweet water
And how happy they make me feel
Feel the water flowing feel it coming feel it going like a river as it rambles to the sea
See feel the water's dreaming and fill my heart with dreaming sweetest water hurry home with me
It's just a dream
Away
We're going home
Today
Sweet water's here
To stay just a dream away
Today. Oh, it's just a dream
Away
We're going home
Today
Sweet water's here
To stay just a dream away
Ah sweet water lake we're almost there
Hey
Boober, what's wrong? I can't smell any sweet water at all
So what we're not there yet. I always smell the sweet water by now
When it comes to sweet water, this nose knows
Where are you going to find my precious sweet water? Come on last one there is a gourd
Oh
Sweet water lake it's gone. I guess it dried up since the last time we were here. Eh, i've got to stay calm
I've got to stay calm
Oh gosh, boober you're doing a wonderful job of stank
Uh, uh presenting the royal king and queen of the universe let the young bearer ceremony begin
And they're just waiting to be picked for the first time in a whole eon
Come on, uh, uh, what's so great about young berries? Anyway, my royal husband explained to our royal offspring
Why royal gorgs like us love young berries? Of course my little avocado pit
You see junior. We don't really know why we love young berries
Huh? He said we don't really know what oh
That's not why give me that book
Uh, it's all here in the ancient book of gorgish law
Really?
Yeah
It says once every eon we gorgs must pick up these berries and squash them for their tasty young berry juice
Gee, how good does young berry juice taste?
That's the problem son. Don't really know you see right after we make the young berry juice
He store it in barrels in the cellar, but there for some mysterious reason
The juice is always stolen just before daybreak
I believe the culprits are young grablins
Young grablins
You don't want them to hear us
What are young grablins?
You grablins are nasty little barmans that sneak into your cellar and steal your young berry juice
But that isn't gonna happen this time this time
We'll keep our young berry juice. Uh, how?
Son every eon it's the job of the youngest gorg of the family to guard the cellar all night
And protect the young berry juice. I did it when I was a boy alas I failed
You
But this time things will be different. Well, i'm glad somebody's gonna hey, hey, hey, wait a minute
Now i'm the youngest gorg
My boy, you'll make a fearsome god. I know you'll do your paw proud son
Gosh, i've never had such an enormous responsibility
Cruelty jim henson's fraggle rock will return after these messages
The Loch Ness monster
the six musketeers
The mcdonald's chicken mcnuggets happy meal with regular fries and soft drink. Oh, how'd you know just a lucky guess
Yes, now everybody can act out stories where they buy a berenstain bears happy meal
They get one of four berenstain bears in a box. That's a bear village building. You're not making that up. Are you papa?
No, the berenstain bears a different one each week at mcdonald's who keeps america beautiful who's on the job who's taking care?
Us
My day clean across the usa we will keep you bright as new this is what we promised you
USA who keeps america beautiful to see don't you know who it's you and you and you and me
For more information write keep america beautiful 9 west broad street stanford connecticut 06902
We now return to fraggle rock
Fraggles we have never had such an enormous responsibility
Our good friends here led by that sensitive nose of the
Boomer fraggle, I know that
Oh
That by the nose of boomer fraggle have very bad news, which is that?
Sweetwater lake is bone dry
Wow
I know that too. We'll never have sweet water again
I think there's a solution to our problem in the ancient encyclopedia fragglia
Uh pinchy the book right here your oldness
Don't stress me young whippersnapper
Let's see it
It says here to return the sweet water to sweet water lake one must journey to the cavern of darkness
And pull the big round brown blocker that blocks the source of sweet water
Look, here's a map showing the way. Oh boy. I'll bet the trip is horribly dangerous
It says here that the trip is horribly dangerous and there's probably a giant monster guarding the sweet water
It says here that there's a giant monster guarding the sweet water. Oh, I give up. There's no hope
It says here give up. There's no hope
Doesn't say that here stop on the boys. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy
Oh, let me go home guys pretty please
Sorry, boober, but we need your nose to find the sweet water the map in the encyclopedia fragglia was pretty faded
But according to this copy I made the way to the cavern of darkness is through that creepy looking cave
Ha ha ha
I'm sorry, boober
I'm sorry, boober
Is through that creepy looking cave? Ha not even those, you know, what could steal this much yum berry juice
You know, son
Yum goblins. Whoa
Why that was close yeah, let's turn around and go back
Back
What is it boober I smell sweet water
I can't stop follow me
Go well my brave son. Good luck jr
And remember don't let those, you know, who's cast a sleeping spell on you. Oh, pa
Yum grablin son yum grablins
Sometimes I wonder about that boy. I gotta stay awake. I gotta stay awake. I gotta stay awake
We're getting closer my nose nose, okay everybody follow boober's nose
Noise boober wait, what is it gobo listen?
It sounds like the monster no, but this can't be the cavern of darkness. It's not dark
There you happy now
Let's go find that big plug
No, not me my nose and I already did our part
Well, all right, you stay here and wait for us. Come on everybody
Hey guys, wait for me. I can't let you do this alone. What if you need my
Oh
Hey, I smell sweet water. This must be the big brown blocker
Yeah, hey you let go of that plug
If i'm gonna get stomped then let it be for a noble cause why you young grablin i'll really stop you now
Wow, oh those young grablins did it again
The sweet water has returned boober you did it you're a real hero gosh boober were you scared scared me scared
I was scared out of my wits and what made you act so bravely? I love sweet water
Gosh i'm sorry. I washed the yum berry juice
Gosh, don't worry son. You stood up to the yum grablins and did us proud just like I did my daddy proud
My little hero. I swear someday we'll get to taste that yum berry juice
Damn tricky yum grablins
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Who are you?
Well, i'm tonight's guest star roger moore. That's funny. I could have swore you're that james bond fella from the movies
It's him. Well, you mustn't believe everything you see in the movies. I mean all that secret agent spy stuff is only make-believe
Okay, young fella if you say so
Hello, this is agent pops to control. Do you read me go ahead agent pops?
Yeah, double oh seven just passed check boy able headed your way. All right, who are you working for the frog the frog?
Oh, that's funny. So am I
Yeah, it's the muppet show with our very special guest star roger moore
Yeah
Oh
Why do we always come here I guess we'll never know
Oh, it's like a kind of torture to have to watch the show
Hey
Is your very first day in a very big place and everyone's older than you
You go the wrong way. It's just not your day. You just don't seem to know what to do
By the end of the day, you're finding your place
Learning the pace time to get away to a familiar phase. It's a good time for the great taste tomorrow be better
I mean, we gotta go back of McDonald's
From a sweet place in outer space comes a group of freaky fellows bringing freaky brand cereal for kids on earth
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Get out of the way
And it's going to be a wonderful show tonight because our special guest is james bond secret agent 007
Known secretly to his millions of fans as movie star roger moore
Yes, but first meet the vikings those cruel heartless
Scandinavian marauders whose savage brutality earned them the reputation worst human beings in history
I'm sorry about that
Uh, ladies and gentlemen, uh, uh the vikings those gentle quaint fun-loving old charmers
We want you we want you we want you as a new recruit we want you we want you we want you as a new recruit
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true on the land or on the sea
We're where can you learn to fly play in sports or skin knife study oceanography
Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand when your team and others be
Me in the navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas in the navy. Yes, you can put your mind at ease in the navy
We want you we want you we want you as a new recruit we want you we want you we want you as a new recruit
Yes, you can sail the seven seas in the navy
What's your mind at ease in the navy?
Come on now people, make a stand in the navy, in the navy, in the navy. Take your motherland in the navy. Come on and join your fellow man in the navy. Come on now people, make a stand in the navy, in the navy.
We got you, we got you, we got you as a new recruit, we got you, we got you, we got you as a new recruit.
Tommy, do you ever have any naval experience? Well I once saved a rat from drowning, really, how? I gave him mouse to mouse resuscitation.
Okay, Roger Moore's number is next. On stage, Roger and Ms. Biggie.
Way to go, Vikings. Nicely pillaged.
What works for you, De Brodska?
Hmm. Tell that to the chef.
Hey, Kermit, you want us to put these pies on stage?
Uh, no. Why?
Well, don't you remember?
When I asked you what we were gonna do for that big James Bond number with Roger Moore,
you said, use pies.
No, no, no. Not pies. I said, spies.
Hmm. How embarrassing.
Oh, oh, oh, yes. And never mind. Listen, I gotta introduce Roger's first number.
Just get rid of those pies.
You mean throw them away?
Yeah.
Okay.
What?
No! Watch out!
Ugh!
Uh, excuse the, uh, excuse the pie, folks. It's all part of the show.
Uh, and now, man, who needs no introduction?
So what am I doing out here? Uh, ladies and gentlemen, Roger Moore!
No!
Oh.
Oh.
Thank you, Roger.
Oh.
Roger, I'm so glad you asked me up here.
Well, actually, I didn't ask you.
Oh.
Roger, mon amour.
You know who we are meant to be? Vous et moi?
Vous et moi. Nous.
Huh?
Oui.
Oui, oui, oui, oui.
What do you need to say, Miss Piggy?
Oh, I'd love to get you, Roger, on a slow boat to China, all to myself, all alone.
I can't believe that she's singing to me.
Get you and keep you in my arms evermore.
Look, Piggy, I must be honest. I have a date.
Leave all your ladies.
Oh, we've been on the faraway shore.
Yes, but what about Kermit? He's your true love.
Out on the briny, ah, Roger, with a moan, big and shiny.
I'm not green. I don't have flippers.
Melting your heart of stone.
Just look. My eyes don't bulge.
Piggy flies, I'm not your type.
Oh, I'd like to take you on a slow boat to China.
Piggy, you are wrinkling the lapels.
All to myself, all alone.
Please, you really must.
Oh, Roger, I know what you're thinking.
I doubt that.
Yes, you're thinking that you are bad and I am a pig.
Why would I think that?
Oh, Roger, silly dear, dear Roger, it can work.
Roger, we can make it work, yes.
But I don't want to make it work.
I'd love to get you on a slow boat to China.
Not even Congo.
All to myself, all alone.
Piggy, my date will be here any second.
All to myself, all alone.
Oh, please, Miss Piggy.
Piggy, you're ruining your makeup.
Roger, I'm here.
Sue, how lovely you look.
This is your date?
Yes, we're going to the opening of Hamlet.
Put off the lights, will you?
Hide!
Quite a touching scene.
007 and 700.
700? Is that Miss Piggy's code name?
No, it's her weight.
Her weight!
Okay, nice number, nice number.
Thank you, Annie Sue.
Thank you.
Roger, you were great.
Oh, well, thank you, Kermit.
By the way, do you use pies on the show?
Spies?
No, pies.
Well, maybe down in the canteen.
On stage.
Well, I don't think so. Why?
I just trot in one.
He's so suave, I never would have noticed
unless he mentioned it.
Okay, Lucille, you're on.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yeah, here I am, Lucille
and in my fabulous singing face.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
With our rendition of You Fight Up My Life.
My show, please.
You Fight Up My Life
Listen, Fish Creek,
We are trying to put on a classy show here.
You can't treat me like that.
I'll stick my pet barracuda on you.
Get her, Fred.
Ah!
He's getting sniping away from me.
Okay, vets hospital on in. 30 minutes.
All right.
Kamikaze attack on?
Ah!
Oh, ha-ha.
Roger, how was Hamlet?
Oh, it was canceled.
We saw Pygmalion instead.
The reddened sword snout!
Kamikaze, do you always like this on the show?
Oh, how do you mean?
Well, all this craziness.
Oh, well, this is actually a rather quiet show for us.
No unforeseen disasters so far.
Hurry up, guys!
Okay, all right, all right.
Switch! Ah!
Unforeseen disasters?
Well, that's a disaster we knew about all along.
And now, veterinarians' hospital.
The continuing story of a quack who's gone to the dogs.
Well, Nurse Piggy, ready to save another life?
Yes, Dr. Bob.
Good.
Send the patient to another hospital.
Oh!
Dr. Bob, this is a special patient.
Can't you tell by looking at him?
Yes.
He looks like a very unlucky bullfighter.
Gores right through the gorge.
Oh!
Dr. Bob, that is a helmet, and he is a Viking.
I know all about him.
They come from Denmark.
One of my ancestors was a Viking.
Oh, this isn't going to be a great Dane joke, is it?
Well, it's a Dane joke, but I wouldn't call it great.
Oh!
Dr. Bob, no more jokes just because he's Danish.
Oh, don't blame me.
I ordered a roll, not a Danish.
Oh, brother.
Got to keep him coming fast enough
and furious.
Why not try fast and funny?
Oh, don't just hurry it up.
Well, I got to get back to my plundering and pillaging.
No more.
Listen, my ancestor, the Viking,
was terrible at plundering and pillaging.
He was?
Yes, he blundered his plundering,
and he was stupid with his pillaging.
How stupid was he?
They called him the pillage idiot.
Oh!
And so we come to the end
of another veterinarian's hospital,
tune in again next week when you'll hear Dr. Bob say...
Good night, and may the good Lord take a Viking to you.
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Many scientists think that next to human beings, the chimpanzee is the most intelligent animal
in the world.
The chimp is also human-like in many other ways.
Join Marlon Perkins this week on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, along with a Japanese
team of primatologists studying wild chimps in Tanzania.
You'll see how these amazing animals use tools to get along as members of a troop.
Saturday at noon on Channel 3.
Riding the world of evil, here comes Bear on patrol.
Oh, oh great, you found my frisbee.
It is not a frisbee, it is my toupee.
The good thing I ordered a new one.
Oh, that must be the visiting toupee representative and you know what that means.
Yes, the weak man.
This could be your lucky day.
Well, I certainly hope so.
Oh, let's see.
These are the very latest.
It is not a wig.
It is not a wig.
It would look dumb and they would slide off my head.
No, these will never slide off.
Whoa, wait, sir, sir.
Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir.
Is it the picture?
Yes, you are a handcuff salesman.
I don't think we need any handcuffs today, sir.
See, he loses the key.
Here, you try them.
What do you do?
I don't like this.
Wait a minute.
Oh, whoa, sir.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
They're good, all right.
I don't know, there's something about them I just don't like.
Well, they do have some drawbacks.
How do you get them off?
That's one of the biggest.
Wait, hold it.
You can't leave us like this.
You're right.
Here's 50 cents.
What's up for?
Get yourself a decent frisbee.
Oh, a Secret Service?
This is Kermit the Frog speaking from the Muppet Theater.
Listen, I need to hire a bunch of spies for a closing number.
How fast can you get here?
That was pretty fast.
All right, who gave you the Secret Service phone number?
No one.
It's in the Yellow Pages.
Listen, all I wanted was some real life spies for a closing number.
A big spy spectacular featuring 007 James Bond.
James Bond?
Don't worry, we'll fix him.
Yeah, you won't be bothered by him again.
At last, the chance to get James Bond.
Kermit?
Excuse me, Kermit, everything ready for the closing number?
It's all fixed up, Roger, and it's going to be absolutely and totally...
Oh, it'll be cute, don't worry.
That was the only thing I hadn't worried about.
I'm going to sing Talk to the Animals,
surrounded by oodles of cute fluffy little creatures.
You'll be surprised.
I'll be surprised?
I already am.
Cute fluffy animals, huh?
Good thing we're masters of instant disguise.
Good thing you're what?
Cute fluffy animals.
Hey.
This is Louis Kazager from the Woodland Hills, Nevada Salt Flats.
Here we are now in the fifth week of the annual
Dwight D. Eisenhower Memorial Cross Country Billiards Tournament.
Here at the bar turn, it appears the top-seated Rodney Drugg is in the lead.
Eager young Swedish hope-mork, Bu Mork Marksen,
is pulling a fast with only three and a half miles...
Wait a minute! What a game, folks!
...who has overshot the course and landed in a trap.
A moose trap, that is.
I'm not a moose. I'm a deer.
And that's all for now from Muppet Sport.
Here is a Muppet news flash.
An international spy ring is trying to sneak ridiculous stories into the news.
Fortunately, with the tight security in the Muppet newsroom, it can't happen here.
In other news, a black-and-yellow striped mackerel was elected king this morning and...
Mark?
Yes?
Where have you been?
I've been showing His Majesty around the newsroom.
Only mackerel.
No, Your Highness will do.
Would you like to be knighted?
Of course.
Okay. Good night.
The next musical number is where we get fun.
Just go down there, mingle with the other animals and act cute and cuddly.
Scooter, listen, I've got to go introduce the finale.
Now, some of these animals are spies.
You've got to get rid of the spies.
But how?
Well, tell them there are no spies in the closing number.
You just say, spies, go home.
There are no spies in the closing number.
Spies, go home.
Kermit, nobody's going home.
Well, folks, we were going to do a big James Bond closing number with spies and counter spies and action and mayhem.
But we're not going to do that.
Please.
So here he is, that gentle, fun-loving charmer, Roger Moore.
If I could talk to the animals, just imagine talking to a chimp in chimpanzee.
I would.
And talking to a tiger.
Rapping with a rabbit.
What a happy habit that would be.
If I could talk to the animals.
Learning languages.
Maybe take an animal degree.
I'd study elephant and eagle.
Buffalo and beagle.
Alligator, guinea pig.
And flea.
Scratch the flea.
I'd learn to parley-boo.
With my gnu.
Your gnu doll would expand.
And if they asked me, can you handle?
You say.
I have can.
And you'd get a hand.
If I conferred with my furry friends, man to animal, there would be no animosity.
If I could walk with the animals.
Talk with the animals.
Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals.
And they could talk to me.
Excuse me, Roger, but aren't you also 007?
James Bond?
Or sometimes.
I hope this is one of those times.
Why?
Because those new guys over there are spies.
Spies, pies.
I trod in one earlier.
Kidding me.
I'll have a talk to the animals.
Trade a thought or two in language I think they'll comprehend.
And to the music of skilates and judo and karate.
I'll prove I'm strong enough to make them dance.
Communication is what we need.
Then they'll understand.
Things can always end up this way.
When I've explained to the animals.
Braindles.
Thought and talk and braindle the animals.
They won't talk back to me.
Know that you talk to the animals.
Who need other tongues.
I can speak your language fluently.
But now I can walk with the animals.
Talk to the animals.
Grunt and speak and talk with the animals.
And they can talk to me.
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But for that, you've got to beat Mike Tyson.
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Now you're playing with power.
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In Fruit and Tropical.
He has the top show on television,
but Bill Cosby wants to win a different kind of show.
Sunday on Mack and Mutley,
follow the cause as he hits the dog show circuit
and find out why Little Rudy is his latest puppy love.
Plus, it's also a dog's life at one TV station.
These lucky pooches punch the time clock along with their owners.
And then, it's a story of true love.
But this bird decided she wanted a man for her mate.
It's all on Mack and Mutley, Sunday night at 5.30 here on Channel 3.
Because, Dad, at this time of day,
which is, of course, the best time to catch them,
you still have to know where to find them.
And it looks like the book was right again.
So, Kelly, where'd you get this book?
At the library.
The best gift you'll ever give your child?
A library card.
A message from the American Library Association
and your local library.
And as we explode gently into the West,
we hope you got as big a bang out of tonight's show as we did.
But before we go, let us say thank you
to a very courageous and brave and foolhardy guest,
ladies and gentlemen, Roger Moore!
Thank you.
I've had a wonderful time,
and I have certainly learned my lesson.
Well, what lesson is that?
Well, from now on, I am through with cute, cuddly little animals.
Thanks to this show, I shall stick to the sick,
weird, disgusting animals.
Stop!
Well, that's all for now.
We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!
Are you ready to go to work?
I must be a bit confused, huh?
Thank you.
The Muppet Show
Well, I guess I'll go talk to the animals.
What animals?
The wife and kids.
Oh!
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And parents, remember to give safe Halloween treat certificates.
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Let's rock!
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Put us in stitches, there ain't no one like you in this place
Malbec is not the worst of back
Malbec is really no place, don't care
But Gordon, you got that angle of things
You're the only one here who sings and plays
You're the one who's standing in the highest place
Because there ain't nobody like you in the Malbec city range
Gee, just send us God to make us twin
You're the only one that can scratch our wrist
The Lord, the Lord, put us in stitches
There ain't no one like you in this place
Hey, Gordon, come on, baby, let's dance
No more tabby paw pie for me before bedtime
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We now return to Elf
Hello, fan-meisters!
Guess what? I've decided to write the next chapter of Melmac Memories on a computer.
Yeah, this one's called The Birdman of Melmac.
Computers are fast and easy to use, and they don't make mistakes.
You just put in a floppy disk here, punch a couple of buttons there, type, type, type, and enter, enter, enter.
Voila! The Bid Mud of Miclack.
Give me my typewriter back!
Miclack?
We must do more to help our birds.
Take the Westfellman Smokebird.
These magnificent birds once filled the skies of Melmac, and now they are gone.
This was the last of his species.
That looks just like our Harry.
And he met the same fate as all his brothers.
Turned into a cat-chop pounder.
Yes, my latest book is called All Things Dead and Feathery.
I'd also recommend my first book, Dead Birds I Have Known.
Mr. Thundersocks, there's something I think you should see.
Your pet Harry is the last remaining Westfellman Smokebird.
We're talking about Melmac-wide recognition.
Never overfeed a Smokebird young man.
Bird abuse is a serious offense.
Says who?
The Melmac Bird Authority.
Consider this a warning.
Ah, who wants to see a movie about stupid birds?
Shh, Kurt.
Birds are Mr. Thundersocks' life.
Now here, the 101st Squadron Junior Birdmen under my command
are approaching the well-protected nest of the Red-Winged Flyswatter.
Wow!
Reinforcements from Fort Shapiro
is always taking great care to maintain the integrity of the environment.
Aw, poor birdie.
Awky, Mr. Thundersocks is helping the birdies.
Isn't that right, Mr. Thundersocks?
Tragically, they didn't realize we were there for their own good.
But once convinced of our cause,
the Flyswatters are always happy to surrender their eggs.
Gee, how does a guy get into this outfit?
It normally takes years of supervised birdwatching, young Curtis.
But with me here, in your house,
you could become an honorary Junior Birdman in no time.
Wow!
In whose house?
A rare bird like Harry needs a very special living environment
where he has space and room.
No problem.
There's plenty of room left in the trash can.
I had something else in mind.
Yikes!
Come on, you lugs.
Unbolt that stereo and check it over here.
Come on, move it.
All right, Ralph, bring in the bird bath.
Voila!
A bird paradise.
I kind of liked it the way it was, if you ask me.
The overall design allows Harry to live
exactly like he would back in West Bowman.
Very impressive.
The cost? 15,000 wernicks.
But who can put a price on the welfare
of the one and only remaining West Bowman smoke bird?
Can I afford this flow?
Thanks for sparing the bed.
Whoa!
Oof!
The West Bowman smoke has a very distinct mating call.
Hee-hee-haw! Hee-hee-haw!
Say, Harry, would you do that for me
if I stuffed you and put you in a clock?
I'm a bird.
This is what birds do.
I'm a Gordon.
This is what Gordons do.
Is there a problem here?
No problem.
Just getting accustomed to life with Harry.
I appreciate your enthusiasm, son,
but that vow is custom-made for birds.
No need to get your feathers ruffled, Thor.
Thank you.