Specifically, the
And Jesus replied with an illustration.
A Jew going on a trip from Jerusalem to Jericho
was attacked by bandits.
They stripped him of his clothes.
They stole his money.
Nope.
They beat him up
and left him lying half dead beside the road.
By chance a priest came along
and when he saw the man lying there
he crossed to the other side of the road
and passed him by.
A temple assistant walked over
and looked at him lying there.
But then went on.
A despised Samaritan came along.
And when he saw him
he felt deep pity.
These are the Great Lakes.
Now when you want to remember the Great Lakes
just think of H-O-M-E-S Holmes.
Now who can tell me what the H stands for?
Renee, what about you?
Lake
Huron. Lake Huron exactly. T minus 20 seconds and counting.
And the O, who knows what the O is, Phillip?
Ontario. Ontario, very good. T minus 7 seconds.
Now what about the L? 3, 2, 1. Nicholas.
Up, hold on, come down, come down. Saved by the bell.
You've all been working so hard
I made a little take-home geography quiz.
I'll pick them up first thing tomorrow
and then I'll go to the library.
I'll pick them up first thing tomorrow
and your textbooks do not have all the answers
so I hope you were paying attention today.
You're...
dismissed.
Hey, Nick, you coming or what?
Nah, I'm in a bored home. See you tomorrow.
You want these? Bet you do.
I don't want them.
He doesn't have any money.
Oh, I can't look at him.
Are you OK?
Yeah, yes.
Why was Derek picking on you?
Don't tell Miss Harmon,
but he's making me give him the answers
to the geography quiz.
Figures.
I guess he can't handle big words like Ohio.
Don't do it.
I gotta. If I don't...
You ought to just give him all the wrong answers.
I mean, it's not like he's never flunked a test before.
You all right? You got everything?
Yeah.
If they don't find a babysitter,
they're gonna spend all of their time
taking care of little Carol
instead of enjoying the wedding.
But I can't, Mom.
Everybody's going to the next regal thing.
I told you that. I promised Tina
to ask his mom to drive.
Look, I'd volunteer myself,
but I've already promised to help out with the reception.
Mom, don't guilt me, OK?
What time is the wedding?
2 o'clock.
And I am not guilting you.
It's totally up to you.
Uh, could you pass the milk, Jamie?
Pass the milk what?
Pass the milk, please.
I'll get it.
I just think it would be a nice thing for you to do.
But you make up your mind,
call the Robinsons, that's all I ask.
Come on, Sarah, let's eat.
OK.
OK, I'll think about it.
Move your stupid book, Nick.
Move your stupid book. What?
Oh, please.
Here.
Geography quiz was pretty easy.
I figured Mrs. Harmon might give me extra credit
for the neat map I drew.
Nice math, Nick.
What is the great continental divide, Renee?
That's the dividing line in the Rockies
where the river water flows east or west.
Correct.
Mr. Kreider,
I must say that of all the quiz papers,
yours was the most creative.
Thank you.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Perhaps you'd share with the class
your answer to question number seven.
What is the state capital of Michigan?
Motown.
Number eight,
where are the great plains located?
At the great airports.
Derek, if you want to waste your time here,
that's up to you.
But when you turn in a paper like this,
you cheat only yourself.
I'd like to see you after school.
I didn't think Philip would take my idea seriously.
Okay, the basic idea
is not to end up with a gross sandwich
and being outdoors while they paint the campus
makes it tough to sniff out the cream cheese
on date and up bread.
I'm entertaining all serious sufferers.
What is this stuff?
Hey, Philip,
a guy you can trade for?
How about cream cheese on date and up bread?
Yum.
No thanks.
Don't talk to him, he's weird.
Hey, Philip,
want to go to the airport and watch some great planes?
You think you're pretty funny, don't you?
Hey, give Philip back his lunch.
Who's going to make me, Martin?
You?
Look, Criater, we're all sick and tired
of the way you're picking on everybody.
Right, guys?
Mmm, jelly doughnuts.
I wonder what flavor it is.
Oh, come on, that is enough.
Raspberry, my favorite.
Anyone else want to donate to the cause?
No.
Here, dude, you can have your lunch back.
The fun just started, nerd.
Get out of here.
But it just started.
I'm sorry.
Hello,
He walked along beside him.
Until they came to an inn.
There he nursed him through the night.
The next day he handed the innkeeper two twenty dollar bills and told him to take care of the man.
If his bills run higher than that, he said, I'll pay the difference next time I'm here.
Now Jesus asked, which of these three would you say was a neighbor to the bandit's victim?
The man replied, the one who showed him some pity.
Then Jesus said, yes, now go and do the same.
So what do I do against Derek and the goon platoon?
Do? You can call Goliath breath out, that's what. One on one, man to man, man oh man oh.
Victim the mugger.
I can see it now. You get him against the ropes, he comes at you like a mech truck. He swings, you duck.
McGee, the guy is twice my size. Besides, you know how mom and dad feel about fighting.
Good point. I got it. Challenge the ne'er do well to a duel.
Plastic swords at high noon or 11 central, whichever comes first.
A duel?
Yeah, on guard. Take that you cur. For the underdog, for mom and apple pie, for season tickets to the opera, for.
BOOYOW!
Shoot, McGee. So where do I dig up a suit of armor?
Hey, that's it. I have found yon solution. It's brilliant.
Oh, what now, sumo wrestling?
No, this'll be so easy you can just skate through it. Get it?
Quit clowning.
I'm just hanging around.
Well?
Music
Most of the time, I can always count on McGee to be wrong. But this time, it seemed like he'd really come up with a decent idea.
Ouch.
Hi, Nick.
You're gonna be late.
Who you waiting for?
No one special, just Derek.
Looks like you've got your wish.
Hey, Derek. I want to talk to you.
Hey, why don't I just run ahead and tell the nurse to get off the bandages?
Did you say wimp?
I want to settle this thing between you and Phillip.
All right. You're on. After school at the flag pole.
No, not a fight. A race. This Saturday, skateboard to skateboard. And if you lose, you lay off to Phillip.
And what happens when you lose? Like I know you're gonna.
Hey, why don't you just make him your slave?
Yeah. Yeah. What he said. For a week.
All right. You're on. Okay. You got it.
Later.
Bill.
You're dead meat, man. Hamburger.
Bad news, Nick.
Do you know what you're doing?
Sure I do. I can beat him.
No way. I've seen you skate. Derek won third place last year in the Tri-City Finals. He'll smear you.
Great. Thanks again, McGee.
Well, how was I supposed to know he was?
Get it out of my thoughts.
And where do you keep the graham crackers up here?
Very funny.
Look, your mom said you didn't have to babysit. So if you don't want to, don't.
Don't let mom catch you working on the counter.
Hey, Nick. How's it going?
Hi, Eddie. Pretty good, I guess.
My brother Patrick told me about your big race. Pretty tough stuff. Are you up to it?
Yeah. I hope.
Good luck.
Thanks. I'm gonna need it.
You know, that's a cool thing your brother's doing. Not many people go out of the way to help somebody else.
Yeah, not many people.
Philip was as worried as I was about the race. But at least we were in this thing together.
Got something for you?
What?
It's for the race.
Thanks. Here, hold it for me. Let's go.
Okay.
Good luck.
You know what you feel inside, you've got to do what's right.
Listen to the voice inside, you've got to fight the fight.
Stand up, do what you have to do.
Stay tough, cause you're gonna make it through.
It gets rough, but you can be sure.
If you give it your best, you're gonna pass the test.
No matter the cost, don't ever give it up.
You've got to stand up.
It's not what you get that makes it real.
When you lend a hand, it's his love you feel.
You know the choice is yours.
You know what you feel inside, you've got to do what's right.
Listen to the voice inside, you've got to fight the fight.
Stand up, do what you have to do.
Stay tough, cause you're gonna make it through.
It gets rough, but you can be sure.
If you give it your best, you're gonna pass the test.
No matter the cost, don't ever give it up.
You've got to stand up.
Oh man, he's not bad.
We better fix him.
Fix him good.
Just to be sure.
Let's beat him.
Come on.
This will be so easy, you can just skate through it.
No way.
I've seen you skate.
You can call Goliath Riff out, that's what.
One on one, man to man, man oh man oh.
You know what you're doing?
Sure I do, I can beat him.
And what happens when you lose?
Like I know you're gonna.
You're dead meat man.
He'll smear you.
Lord, I'm in trouble.
Maybe they're right.
Maybe I don't stand a chance.
I just thought this is what you wanted me to do.
I only wanted to help Philip.
Please Lord, help me to do my best.
Get your programs, peanuts, popcorn, pickles, pinwheels,
pimpin' knees.
Okay, let's review the course.
Starting here, you both board up to Elm,
then cut through the park.
Complete the trail of the killer worm, top to bottom.
Hit the rail, shoot the ramp, nail the cones.
Then haul down McKinley back to the playground.
First one across the finish line wins.
Yeah, yeah, let's get this turkey moving.
Stay on the course and don't try any shortcuts.
Ready, let's go to the starting line.
Come on, let's go.
Thanks Renee.
On your mark.
Ready to die.
Get set.
Go.
Yeah.
We win.
Didn't you notice?
None of Derek's clowns are here.
You're right.
Something's up.
Let's check it out.
Did you see him?
Yeah, over there.
Did you see any of these dorns?
No, not from here.
Let's go check the Swiss back.
Let's go.
Did you see that?
Come on, you can do it.
You're down there.
And Derek is going to be the first one.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, I won this race.
Let your mom forget to buy you glasses.
Good luck, Derek.
We won that race.
You cheated.
Yeah, we saw you.
Yeah, Derek cheats.
Derek cheats.
You lost.
Don't win out of business, flashing crisis.
That's enough already.
Say Nick.
Thanks.
Anytime.
Oh, hi Nick.
Hi.
Did you win your race?
Yeah, I sort of did.
Good for you.
You know, I said a prayer.
Really?
Of course, you're my brother.
Oh, listen, do me a favor.
When mom and dad get home, tell them that I went to the Robinsons to babysit.
Okay.
Oh, wait.
What happened to miniature golf?
Oh, that.
I decided.
Well, you know, it's like it can't hurt to give a little once in a while, right?
Right.
Got to run.
Oh, congratulations, champ.
Thanks.
All right, all right, my turn.
Champion, huh?
Stand back and let a true professional show you how it's really done.
Mickey, are you sure you want to try?
Okay, first you fall down and hurt your head.
I got that.
Now what's my next lesson?
Very funny.
Okay.