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You know, I really should be allowed to go home. There's nothing wrong with me. What was it like at the beach? It was great. It was nice. It was nice. We had a great time. It was great. It was nice. It's not fair, man. You're against the rules. We had a great time when we got home. What was it like? Going home? Hilarious, amusing, ingenious, joyful, funny, What happened? It was great. We were laughing and singing, we passed a bottle around. It was a great time with you on a hike. We had a great time ride we enjoyed ourselves, We'd have a sunny morning, We'd have a sunny morning drink a drink a beer a beer a beer a beer. We were happy that we ended up all d le to do, We'd have a very happy We came of age at that time, He was putting on an act and there was no reason for you to go. But how did weather Marcelo respond to you? I think 아직o's traditions of sex have changed, And so and so and so and so and so and so and so. I'm not, however, having a great time here. First place, I don't like the color of these walls. You can call that a color. I don't know what's on those walls, but I think it hit the fan first. Come in. Here's a phone call for Captain Pierce. Good time as any for a break. Yeah, let's not go up till Christmas. Rooms may not be much here, but they got a great bellhop. There you go. Thank you. Yeah, oh, snake pit. We never close. Hawk, it's BJ. How you doing? How the hell do you think I'm doing? I've been locked up for the last week in a Whack-a-Terea. Well, listen, Sidney's the doctor. You want to laugh? He says you're the doctor. I'm the doctor. I sew people back together. Why is he keeping a brilliant surgeon locked up? I mean, what's behind that? Look, Father Mulcahy would like to say hello. Hello, Hawkeye. Need anything? Can we send anything down to you? Yeah, how about a band-aid for my finger? I got a blister from going bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl. Good. Well, I'll see what I can do. Perhaps Colonel Potter could, uh, uh. Hmm. Pierce, we miss you here. I miss me there, too. It's lonely here, especially at night. I do hear the guy in the next room. He cries all night. Uh, so, uh. Oh, listen, have you heard the latest? The truce talks are on again. Yeah? They must be serious about peace this time, because the fighting's gotten a lot worse. They're trying to grab more real estate before they sign, you know. Lots of casualties. Yeah, well, just remember, every day you let them keep your best surgeon from you, you're killing patients. Uh, uh, Pierce, Margaret won't rest till I put her on the phone. Now, you just hold on there. Hawkeye? Speaking. No, you'll be great. How do you feel? Like a hostage. How about you? Oh, same old stuff. This and that, ups and downs, what can I say? Well, it pretty much covers it. Nice talking to you. Oh, it was great talking to you. You just take care of yourself, OK? Klinger wants to say hello. What do you say, Captain? Hello, Klinger. Hey, you sound perfectly normal to me. How is it there? You crazy about the place? Ha ha ha. Oh, he loves it. He loves it. Can you believe that, Singman Reed? We almost got peace, and he wants to keep fighting. This could go on forever. Oh, Pierce, hello, it's me again. Don't listen to him. Peace is right around the corner. We're all making plans for home. Isn't that right? I can't wait to get back to the States and work in a real hospital with sanitary conditions and regular shifts and plain old ordinary diseases. BJ says he's going to make a ring out of his first kidney stone. Ha ha ha ha. You just take care of yourself, OK? We all miss you here. Then get me out. Well, he didn't sound too bad. He was more relaxed than I was. You got to know how to handle people like that. Honeycutt, I've had a lot of experience with mental illness. One of the guys I grew up with back in Toledo, Eddie Fahey, crazy as a fruitcake, Potter. He ran into a light post, ended up with a steel and a You know those little black and white Scotty dogs with the magnets in them? He used to wear one on his forehead. Cool him. Clean her. We got to do something about these refugees. We're not zoned for this. Have a detail. Build a pen for those animals back behind Rosie. Hey, did I take a look at you? Colonel, doesn't look like you. Sure could be. Let's line them up for physicals. Clinger, we got to take a look. Got it, sir. We used the VIP tent. Just a second. Sun Lee. Sun Lee. Can you tell all these people a doctor wants to examine them, make sure they're OK? Yes. Come here. Come here. Hello. Come here. Where's the doctor? He's not here. What's the latest count, Sergeant? Well, sir, we got 10 new POWs in this morning. It's getting pretty crowded in there. We'd have to let out the seams on that barbed wire. I'll check these guys after I look at the refugees. We'd better get peace fast. Sneaking up on it like this is killing us. Well, you know how armies are when you try to take their war away. Sergeant, give these men more blankets, extra rations, and another latrine trench. Not necessarily in that order. I'll be back. South Korea's in my waiting room. Oh! Wonderful! Oh, Charles! Charles, I just got the most wonderful letter from my father. How nice. He doesn't think I should go back to the States after the war. Doesn't he? He's been talking to some of his friends in the army, and he's arranged to have me assigned to an administrative post in Tokyo. Of course, I'd be out of nursing, but he says it's the best way to get promoted. Incredible news. I am tickled to think. Now, if you'll excuse me. Well, excuse me for bothering you. I'm just trying to work out my future. You have your life all mapped out. Oh, do I? It so happens I've heard from a friend in Boston who informs me that my application to be chief of thoracic surgery at Boston Mercy may be turned down. That's terrible. Why? Because while I have been sharpening my surgical skills here in Korea, a certain incompetent has been sharpening his political skills in Boston, and he's slithering in ahead of me. Charles, I can't believe you won't get it. Well, I wish I could share your optimism, Margaret, but right now I have a hundred Boy Scouts tying knots in my colon. Every hour on the hour, I receive the siren call from the latrine glass. Now, just about up. If you will excuse me now. Have you tried another hospital? There is no other hospital. Boston Mercy is the finest in New England. Oh, I know. I know somebody there. Bully for them. If you'll excuse me, I am now in an extreme hurry. Hurry. What's the matter with you? You drive this thing like it's a lethal weapon. Carmen. His tank broke down when the crew were repairing it. They were fired on. Scalpel. Scalpel. It was the only one who made it back into the tank. Sponge. Sponge. He's lost a lot of blood. Out section. Attention all personnel. We're patched into armed forces radio. It sounds big, folks. This is Robert Pierpont in Seoul. I've just returned from outside the newly built conference hall in Pond Wun Jong. The hall is a symbol of the renewed hope for peace. It is almost finished and you can still smell the greenness of the wood. Two years of constant disappointment have made skeptics of us all. However, the word from Pond Wun Jong today is that an armistice agreement may be reached at almost any hour. While one of the bloodiest battles of the war rages on, it seems peace is finally within our grasp. Yee-hee! Yee-hee! Quiet! Shut your trap! But after a week of secret sessions in Pond Wun Jong, the Red Delegates have finally announced they will discuss preparations for signing the armistice agreement. There is certainly some distance to go in these negotiations, but for the first time in over three years, the end of this bloody road that we've traveled seems only steps away. This is Robert Fairpoint in Seoul. We return you now to our regular programming. This is the Armed Forces Network. Thank you, Dr. Friedman. I won't require your services anymore. Where are you headed, soldier? The war is coming to an end. Everybody's on stage with the finale. If you don't mind, I'd like to exchange my straitjacket for something in a 39 Norma. So if you'll call me a taxi, I'll be on my way. So hard to find a cab in this part of the war. Besides, I don't think you're quite ready to leave. Sidney, listen to me. I'm a doctor. There is nothing wrong with me. That's what you said the night they brought you here. You'd just driven your jeep through the wall of the officers' club and ordered a double bourbon. That was strange. I drink martinis. And that morning you wanted to operate on a patient without an anesthetic. You accused the anesthetist of trying to smother him with the mask. Before we call you a cab, I think we have a little more talking to do. I'll be right back. This is where oil was born. 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Superbly equipped, imported luxury. Costing little more than the ordinary. The Luxury Line. Toyota. Boy, oh boy. Makes you wonder. Sure does. Where did they get the money for that? Mercantile credits. Where did they get the money for that? Mercantile credits. Where did they get the money for that? Mercantile credits. And that. And that. And that. And that. Where did they get the money for that? Mercantile credits. You call us. Colonel. Good morning, Sunlee. That man at Montepul tell me to speak to you. You did, huh? I know how to drive a jeep. Well, good for you. He say you give okay, I can have one. Whoa, little lady. I'm a bit confused here. I tell you, I go looking all over countryside for my parents. Too much walking. Jeep is faster, yes? Oh, I'm sorry. Jeeps are only for people in the army. But soon it be too late, I never find them. Look, I'd like to help, but there are lots of folks around here looking for their families. And the sad fact is we don't have time to be a missing persons bureau. Clinger's lending you a hand, isn't he? Yes, he is. I'm sure he'll do all he can. Now the best of luck to you. Just a minute. You handle our food and dig latrines? Don't worry, sir. I always wash my hands before I dig the latrines. I don't understand why it should take so long to construct a simple potty shed. Winchester, you'll just have to use the ravine latrine like everybody else. Rome wasn't built in a day. Rome? Rome? Hey, take it easy. What's going on here? This is my mother's shawl. This woman traded my mother food for it in Chow Wan. Day before yesterday, my mother was in Chow Wan. She's alive. She's alive. Come on. Where? We go call Chow Wan. Maybe my family's still there. I don't know if we can get through. Chow Wan keeps changing hands. We try. Come on. Okay, okay. Hang on a second. Two bucks for the shawl. Four bucks. Four bucks for the shawl. Thank you. Here. When we find your mom, you can give this back to her. Thank you. Come on. I'm a doctor. I am also ill. I am a doctor and a patient. Hold it. I'll be right here. No, no, no, no. Wait. Don't you do that. No. My God, they're musicians. Yes, I see. Yes, I see. That will be all. Thank you. Steve. Steve. Steve. Steve. Don't you think a portable radio would be more convenient? I believe these gentlemen have surrendered. Let's get them inside and process them, corporal. Come on, boys. Not too much solid food right away. They probably couldn't hold it down. I'll make sure the motorcycle doesn't escape. Major, I think there's a definite medal in capturing five Chinese in your bathrobe. Good, yes. Now, what happened on the bus? Nothing. You're wasting your time. Well, you never know. What can I tell you? We were having a great time. We were laughing if we had a bottle. Can we please have that bottle back here? This guy can't wait. Where did that soldier come from? He needed the bottle. Keep going. He needed the bottle, so we gave it to him. Can we please have that bottle back here? This guy can't wait. So he was wounded. I guess he was. I wonder why you repressed that. Sergeant, we're looking for a family named Han. They're refugees, originally from Comoa. Klinger, get off the phone. I've got to send a telegram. Tell them my father is a little man, dark hair. Mr. Han is a little man with dark hair. My mother is short, dark hair. Yeah, right. The mother also isn't too tall. And brother, short, dark hair. I think they got the idea. Klinger, I want to send a telegram. What? All right, but before you go, boy, that one did sound close. They've got to get out of there. They're going to be overrun any minute. Klinger! We're working on it. Major, go. This goes to Robert Harwell, chairman of the board, Mercy Hospital, Boston, Massachusetts, dear Uncle Bob. Gee, your uncle runs a hospital. Well, he's not really my uncle. Oh, that kind of uncle. I get it. He's a friend of the family's. I've been calling him that since I'm a kid, and I'll be quiet. Why did you not tell them about my brother? I tried. Klinger, pay attention. Dear Uncle Bob. Sergeant, get on the phone to I-Corps. Colonel, please, have known Major Winchester two years. Klinger, I've got North Koreans up to my southern border, and I want to get them out of here. Yes, sir. Now they'd be looking for two people, not three. They're not looking for anybody. They're leaving. Will you listen? I've worked with Major Winchester two years. Stop. One of the finest surgeons I've ever known. Stop. Stop. Tell I-Corps that tank is still sitting out there, and this is not a parking lot. His two years here equals ten years any stateside hospital. Klinger, will you... Let me read this. Don't you have a piece of paper that proves I'm in charge here? Colonel, I'm on my way to the orphanage. I'm taking him some sulfon. I need your initials. You know, that tank... And some aspirin. 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My kid has her second birthday coming up and if they don't sign that damn truce... I want an immediate end to this hideous catawalling. I am trying to listen to music on my phonograph. Music, do you know what music is? No, no, stop, cut! I am trying to listen to Mozart. Do you understand? Mozart! Mozart! Attention all personnel, incoming wounded, bring your shoes, this may be our last dance before we go home. Don't you have somebody else to talk to? You know, the guy in the blue robot there thinks he's General MacArthur. If you do a good job on him, he could probably get you promoted. You have to catch him in the morning, and in the afternoon he wades ashore in the bathtub. People would like you a lot better if you didn't stare at them. The bus. We had to stop the bus and pick up some refugees. About half a mile later we took on some wounded GIs. Do you have room in the back? I got him. We have to get this bus into the bushes. There's an enemy patrol coming down the road. Let's kill those lights. Quiet! Nobody make a sound until they've passed us. And then? We sat and waited and the evening passed and this happened and that happened and this and that and so on and so on. California, here I come. Right back where I'm strapping into you. I'm getting out of here, I'm going home. What are you talking about, you're going home. Let me see this. Captain BJ, honey cutter. Francisco. San Francisco? Sun kissed miss says don't you let us. This doesn't seem possible. Seems real possible to me. They wouldn't send one of my surgeons home and not tell me. This has to be a mistake. Sure it is. Look, we all make mistakes. Forgive and forget, that's my motto. This makes up for the mistake they made when they drafted me in the first place. Suppose you call ICORN and confirm it. Suppose we call ICORN and they deny it. You're right. This calls for blind faith and fast feet. Look son, nobody likes a good snafu better than I do. But this doesn't seem fair to everyone else. A lot of these folks have been here longer than you have. Colonel, who would mind? I'll ask. Folks, everybody can I have your attention for just a moment please. My little daughter, my little daughter Erin, is having her second birthday next week. I haven't seen her since she was just a little baby. Would you pass that around? A few minutes ago I got orders to go home. I realize that some of you have been here longer than I have. But if there is no strong objection, it would surely mean a lot to me and my little girl. She has a beautiful smile. If I could be there to wish her a happy birthday in person. So, what do you say? The Vox Cacchi. I can't run a hospital without surgeons. Who is supposed to replace you? What would you say if we found a first class surgeon to take my place? That's fair enough. Well... Come on, we'll try. I guess I'd say Bon Voyage. Everybody under the tables. Those POWs are locked up out there like sitting ducks. Bonner, come in here. Bonner! 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What's wrong with me? Do you have a ringing or a buzzing in your ears? Yes, I have. You may have done some damage to the inner ear, tinnitus. Oh, that's not serious, is it? I won't know for sure until I get you a hearing test, but I'm kind of concerned. Oh, why concerned? Well, if you've damaged the nerve center, you could lose your hearing. Tell you what I'd like to do is get you down to the evac hospital for diagnosis and observation. Well, they wouldn't send me home because of this, would they? If it doesn't get better, they might. It depends how bad it gets. Listen, there are 40 children at Sister Teresa's orphanage. I bring them food and clothing and medicine. They depend on me. I know. You're the only father they've got. I'm not leaving here if I have to leave them in the lurch. I want you to give me your solemn promise that no one except you will know about this. Okay, Father, I understand. This is just between you and me. What? Yes. It's your move. Why not? Oh, MacArthur and Truman are talking again. Yesterday, he fired them and sent them home. You can't do that. Yes, I can. It's against the rules. Yeah, well, I don't like rules. MacArthur's always trying to attack China with his king. And I don't cheat. Yes, you do. I don't, I don't say I do. Shut up, you're just being quiet. Will you? Will somebody shut these guys up? Johnson. You don't bother me till we start squawking like chickens. Not that I have anything against chickens personally. They're a much maligned bird in my book. I mean, take the common fallacy that chickens are afraid. Who else has the nerve to run around after you cut their heads off? Have you ever seen a chicken break out in the cold sweat? Have you ever known a chicken to have a weak handshake? I mean, granted, they're afraid of flying. In a recent survey, two out of three chickens preferred to take the bus. But what about their contributions to society? I mean, just think of the great chickens of history. It's hard to think of any, isn't it? Chickens take the bus. As a matter of fact, there was a chicken on the bus. It was driving me crazy. Every time it made a noise, I was sure the Chinese would hear it and find us. Everybody's life was in danger because of that damn chicken. Everybody's life was in danger because of that damn chicken. We haven't heard anything about a replacement for me yet, have we? I think the we you are referring to is you and Klinger. If you don't know, ask him. That's right. Mildred can't wait for my retirement. Sent me a whole list of things we can do together. When I get home. I have a list like that myself. Funny, you know what I'm looking forward to the most? All the things I used to avoid. Cleaning the garage, clearing out the rain gutters. Yeah, I got that here on Mildred's list. Fixing the holes in the screen. Yep, right here. You got clipping the azaleas? I have to prune the lemon tree. You know, to some people, things like that can sound pretty boring. Yeah, look at this list. Not an interesting thing on it. There was a time when Peg just got a little bit of a headache, but it didn't seem exciting. Just one boring thing after another. I'll tell you. Right now I feel like I could do chores like that for the rest of my life. Yeah. Well, I'm going to be doing them for the rest of my life. Chow Wan is very close. You get cheap. We'll be there in one hour. We'll be back by dinner time. Soon, Lee, we go to Chow Wan. We'll have Chinese food for dinner. The other day, I heard that you were going to have Chinese food for dinner. The enemy's all over the place up there. Flingers, you find me a surgeon yet? Don't you read the papers? There's a lot of fighting going on. All the spare doctors are over in Kumsong. Not all of them. I happen to know that Artie Jacobson is just sitting around Tokyo with nothing to do. Okay, I'll ask him. Don't ask him. Tell him. I want to go home. Boy, what a lucky guy. I'd give anything to be back in Toledo. Sitting in packos with the guys, having a beer and eating a dog while a chili sauce drips down your arm. Of course, this is nice, too. No patrol can find them. As soon as they fire off three rounds, they must pack up and move to a new location. What? Oh, yeah. I understand, Colonel. I-Corps, I am specifically ordered not to touch that tank, and it may be days before the owner comes and gets it. Why don't you just tell him this is a hospital? As long as that tank is here, we're a target. I'll go and get it. As long as that tank is here, we're a target. Boy, you must think I am the biggest dunce since the monkey wrapped his tail around the flagpole. Don't you think that's what I told him? I can take care of my job. You go act like a sergeant, unless you want to try something lower. Is he any calmer? He was talking a mile a minute the last time he saw it. We made progress, but we're not done yet. So do you think I should tell him I'm going home soon? Would that throw him? Good question. Why don't you just play it by ear? Yeah? I brought you a present. Hi. Look at you. Just visiting, or did you get a leak in your beanbag? I missed you. Yeah, me too. I have to go read a few inkblots. I'll see you guys later. I'd have brought the whole still, but it would have been tough to sneak past the guards. How's work? We're keeping busy. Well, it's a nice location. You get a lot of drop-in business. I'll be glad to give it all up to go home. What makes you think you're going home? Well, you know, eventually. Someday we're going to get out of here. Seems like the whole world has gone by while we've been here. You know, Erin's second birthday is coming up. Last time I saw her, she was so small, her hand wouldn't fit around my finger. She wore these little baby booties you could fit into a shot glass. You know, I wear the same boots I got when I came here. Yeah. Well, anyway, I really miss her. Even though just about the only thing I remember is her big toothless grin. Yeah, well, that's the thing, see? Toothless grin. Fingers, boots, shot glasses, it's a common thread running through all of this. I mean, you could have said a ball of twine, toothbrushes, chewing gum under the seat at the theater. I found chewing gum under the seat at the Rialto in Kennebunkport. Charles Boyer was trying to drive Ingrid Bergman crazy in Gaslight. The light's going dim. No, it's not. You're crazy. Now, she knew she wasn't going crazy. The audience knew she wasn't going crazy, and this French guy is trying to have her put away. Now, I'd like to know why. I mean, all right, she had a Swedish accent, but we're still talking about an American citizen here. I want to know where they get the gall to lock up a surgeon. And I'm talking about the finest surgeon you'll ever see. Sidney? I'll tell you, they're not keeping me here. There are people I can call, you know, very highly placed people. What's up? Oh, hi. We were just talking about you. I'm sorry if I got you a little agitated. I'm not even miffed yet. You want to see agitated? I can be aggravated, infuriated, frustrated, vexated, and irritated. Maybe Hawkeye and I should talk alone for a while. Yeah, that's good. When do we do that? Cole, what are you waiting for? I don't know. I... I just thought there might be something we wanted to say to each other before I left. So tell me the next time you see me. I'm not going to be here forever. I can guarantee you that. Yeah. Well... I'll see you. You want to tell me what you and B.J. were talking about? Same thing he always talks about. What's that? Fingers, smiles, teeth, booties. Was there anything about that you found upsetting? No, I'll tell you what I find upsetting is being in here. I want you to get me out of here. I don't care how you do it. You can put me on a plane, on a train, on a bus, on a slow boat to China. I'll go out on a mouse-drawn chariot. I don't care what. A bus, huh? Again with the bus? Why don't you subscribe to Arizona Highways and leave me alone? It's more fun with you. Keep that damn chicken quiet! Then what happened? Then they went back toward the front of the bus. What happened next? There's something wrong with it. It stopped making noise. It just... it just stopped. That sis ** two hours ago lady IHowанич si completely possessed. Why? She spoke on the phone. Excuse me. At two a** in the morning, I put the phone in her eye, and she phases into a mental state... No. If she their mom didn't tell her, She killed it. She killed it. She killed the chicken. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I didn't mean for her to kill it. I just wanted it to be quiet. It was a baby. She smothered her own baby. You son of a bitch. Why did you make me remember that? You had to get it out in the open. Now we're halfway home. Here comes tradition. Here comes pride. Here comes the spirit, too. Go for the greatness. 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I don't need to hear a bunch of Lebanese fairy tales. Sorry to wake you, Colonel, but we could only do this under the cover of darkness. Wait a minute. What's this tent doing here where the... Tank used to be. And to make extra sure, there's a big red cross on the roof, too. You know, we may just fool him with this. It's an all-bedouin trick. Back in the old country, my Uncle Jameel was a camel rustler. Dear Dad. Sorry I haven't written for a while, but I've been on R&R at this wonderful resort. We're planning to have a bridge tournament here as soon as we can find somebody with a full deck. Dear Dad. Remember when I was a kid, you always told me if my head wasn't attached to my shoulders, I'd lose it? Well... Dear Dad. For the first time, I understand what a nervous disorder is, because it seems I've got one. I guess I'll be seeing you soon, since I doubt if they'll let a surgeon operate whose cheese has slipped off his cracker. Time to hit the couch? Actually, it may be time to hit the road. How'd you feel about moving on? You'll just let the bellhop bring me my pants, I'll be on my way. Sidney, it's been a pleasure. Soon as I get back to Maine, I'm gonna have a memorial lobster in your honor. Cracked, of course. I'm about a little hug for the road. I hate to break this to you, but you're not going home. You're going back to the 4077. Does this mean I'm not getting the hug? You're sending a crazy man back to the place where he got crazy in the first place? Are you out of your mind? Look, you know, when a soldier reacts to the stress of combat, we get him back to his foxhole as soon as we can. We have to get you right back to the O.R. Listen, a couple of days ago, I fell all to pieces in there. I thought we had to have more sessions. We've had them. So now you're just dumping me back there again? No, I'm going to drop in on you from time to time, see how you're doing. Why don't we compromise? Send me to a foxhole in Crabapple Cove. You can drop in on me there. I'm afraid of lobsters. I'll have the bellhound bring you your pants. Hi, hi, good morning. Wonder if I could lighten your mail bag by one letter. My name is Winchester Charles E. Sorry, Major, nobody opens this sack until I get a receipt from your company clerk. Oh, well, see, this is a letter from a hospital. I don't care if it's from Dr. Pepper. I need a receipt. Dr. Pepper. Uh-huh. I can get you on a flight out of Tokyo to Guam. From there, a steamer to Seattle. Can you give me to Honolulu? I can hitch a flight from there to San Francisco. What about that boat from Okinawa to Honolulu? Eh? Eh? Kimpo, Okinawa, Honolulu, San Francisco. That's it, that's it, that's the one I want. But the plane leaves Kimpo in 40 minutes. Oh, what is it? I don't care, be creative. There is your company clerk. Now, please have my mail. Sign here. One second, one second. Can you give me to Midway? Wait a minute, I'm still working on Honolulu. Sergeant, come on, I'm doing Kimpo in 20 minutes. Kimpo? Wait a minute, you got room for a passenger? Yeah, I got room, but I gotta leave right away. You give me 10 minutes, I'll meet you on the chopper path. Five. You got it, clinger? You got it, Kimpo. Sign. Corporal, give me that flight from Kimpo. Thank you. Thank you. Five minutes, I haven't got your replacement yet. Jacobson's due here first thing in the morning. This is the only connection I could get. Oh, what the heck. Send me a piece of birthday cake. Thank you. Look, this is not the way I wanted to go. You're fighting the clock. Captain, you're on the flight. I even got you a window seat. Oh, clinger, you're... I'm really gonna... That's how I feel, sir. Captain, I'm leaving here at 10 after, with or without you. I gotta leave a note for Hawkeye. Give me a piece of paper and a pencil. Charles. Here you are, sir. I got the job! Charles? Someone on the board gave me a rousing endorsement. Charles, I've gotta go. Fine, fine, yes, you do that. Thanks, Charles. I'm going home! I'm going home! I'm going home! I'm going home! Hawkeye. Captain, right, right, right. Give me some of this stuff in that suitcase, will you? Get everything in that bag that you can. I'll try not to wrinkle your shorts. You're leaving, and you didn't say goodbye. Well, you know how insensitive I can be. Hunnicutt, when people share a tent in such a long time, they can become quite close. Of course that didn't happen in our case. There's such a thing as common courtesy. Charles, there's a kid in post op with a perforated descending colon. Check him for fever, okay? Certainly. Anything else? Oh, yeah. Yeah, there is. But I better handle it myself. Father, father, I'm leaving now. What? You're leaving? I've just got a minute. I want to check your ears before I go. What do you hear? I hear your watch ticking. What do you hear in that ear? Same thing, your watch. Really? I just put it in my pocket. Well, in that case, I couldn't hear it in the other ear either. Your hearing is not improving. As a matter of fact, I think it's getting worse. In a few weeks, you may not be able to hear at all. You've gotta go home. You're going home to your child. My children are still here. Let's go, Doc. It's now or never. Look, father. Come on. I gotta make it to Kimpo. I can't wait. I'm coming. So long, father. Goodbye, B.J. God bless you. And thank you. Hey, look, put this in the chopper for me, will you? I'll just be a second. Margaret, I got a flight at the last minute. I'm leaving. Leaving? Now? Will you talk to Hawkeye for me? I tried to leave him a note. There's just too much to say. I wanted to give you a big send-off. Okay, go. Colonel. Colonel. This just came in the mail. Captain Honeycutt's travel orders have been rescinded. What should I do? Now, what was all that sound I couldn't hear you over the chopper? Nothing, sir. I guess it's too late now. By the way, if we get any mail from Iko or put it on my desk, I'll look at it in, oh, an hour or so. Right, sir. Everybody, hurry up! Help! Get out of my way! I thought you said you had everything under control. I did. Even I was fooled by that tent. I almost delivered mail there. Well, I didn't fool them. They know that tank's here someplace. They ain't seen it driven out in the daytime, and they ain't heard it driven out at night. Okay, that's three. Get Iko on the phone. Time to kick some air. After that, I want you to send out this telegram in. Hello, Sparky. Give me headquarters. Iko. You want to express your gratitude to who? Dr. Tearbug? Torbug. It's Dr. Torbug, the chief administrator of Boston Mercy Hospital. You're kissing up the wrong tree. I beg your pardon. Yeah, Iko? This is Mash 4077. Tank towing, please. This ain't the guy who got you your job. How would you know? Because Major Hulahan sent her telegram to a whole other guy. What do you mean she sent a telegram? Who's this? Good. Hang on to your treads. Colonel Potter wants to say a few obscene words to you. You're on, Colonel. I mean, she recommended you to her uncle. It's not her uncle, but he runs a hospital. You mean Dr. Robert Harwell? Uncle Bob! What? What? Gee, don't get so choked up about it. You want me to change Tearbug to Uncle Bob? Ah! Yeah! See you at the next shelling. This is where oil was born. Not since the beginning of time has there been an engine oil in Australia with better protection quality. A new, mobile SuperDrop. The first oil to combine friction modifiers with 20,000 kilometers of engine protection. New, mobile SuperDrop. Leasing home Ryan Riesling. A most entertaining white wine. Serve chilled with warm company. Leasing home Ryan Riesling. A most entertaining white wine. It's something you've known about and seen, but not learnt. It's body language. Another gesture that I might use, if I'm telling you a lie and I suddenly think that you suspect, here's one of the gestures. I posted that check on Thursday. Now see what happens when he sees the blonde with the low-cut dress. Oh, hello there, and how are you? Body language. It speaks louder than words. 7.30 Wednesday on 10. I'm not sure I feel right about getting back into surgery, Sydney. Why not? I'm not sure I feel right about getting back into surgery, Sydney. I'm not sure I feel right about getting back into surgery, Sydney. Why not? I don't know, the thought, what if something goes wrong, never occurred to me? Now I'm thinking that a lot. Actually, that's a pretty good sign that you're ready to go back. I'll see you soon. So long, guys. Good, they made up. Salad Canady! Robinson! Phipps! Snyder! I just got another letter from my father! And guess what? He's lined up an even better assignment for me. Listen to this. He says, forget Tokyo. He knows somebody who can get me assigned to NATO headquarters in Belgium. Isn't that great? Of course, Dad says I should write a tactful letter to his friend backing out of the other job in Tokyo. That's kind of tricky. Maybe you could help me with that. You're good with words. I don't know, Margaret, you don't seem to have any problem using words. You know what's funny? I already sent away for Japanese language records, and now I'm going to have to change them to Flemish. What are you doing? Packing. The minute this war is over, I intend to be ready. By the way, I believe you still have my copy of Elizabeth Barrett Browning's sonnets from the Portuguese. Oh, I love it. Do you? In a lot of ways. I trust I may count on its return. Oh, I sort of thought you hated it. I do. I loathe it. It's a romantic jewel, a book that could only be read in a bad painting. But you want it back. Well, it is a volume three of a four-volume set. Without volume three, the set would have all the charm of a smile with a missing tooth. I would have returned it to you sooner, Charles, but it's just that the book has come to mean an awful lot to me. Margaret, I'm sure you'll find something else that moves you just as much. The literary world is filled with romantic claptrap. I'll get it right back to you, Charles. Maybe I'm better off without it. Being sentimental can lead you to do things that you later regret. Sun Lee? Sun Lee? She's gone. She went to Chowon. She went to Chowon. I'm looking for Sun Lee. Sun Lee went there. She's gone? Sun Lee is gone? She didn't go to Chowon. She could get killed. Chowon? Oh, I'm so frustrated. She went there. Thanks anyway. How do I get the food? Sure. Here, you take it. Enjoy. Margaret, you get it. You're a good boy. Oh, I just... I just... Gentlemen, one by before 120. Ready? Just four for nothing. One, two, three, and... No, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Doe Chey. Doe Chey. Who are the gentlemen? Doe Chey. Doe Chey. Doe Chey. Doe Chey. Uh... Doe Chey. Where did you get that? Tosche... Tosche... Expressivo. Di... Di... Just like that, see, a gentle, softly, sweetly, di, da, da, dolce, and... Here's your book. Stick it in your shelf. I happen to be rehearsing here. You also happen to be self-centered, inconsiderate, and ungrateful. Ungrateful? I just heard from Klinger you got the position you wanted in Boston. Did you? I did. He also told me that you knew I sent a telegram to my Uncle Bob. Didn't he? He did. And you knew that when you asked me to return that book? Indeed I did. How could you when you knew I got you that job? You did not get me that job. I helped. Margaret, I hadn't. I haven't to have a reputation. I have a certain standing in the medical profession. I do not need the help of a nurse. Oh, it's a good thing I'm a lady, or you'd need a nursebuster. I should have known better than to help somebody who has no regard for other people. I have no regard for other people. No, none. None. You play your records all night. I hear them halfway across the compound. I got down on my knees in O.R. and I scraped plaster off the floor. Right. Did I get any thanks? Thanks. No. Why should I thank you? You were the one who put it there in the first place. What about the time you went to Telkeel? I had to deliver your lecture for you. Was that being ungrateful? You wouldn't do it for me unless I promised I would buy a record by that snobble guy. You still owe me that record. You happen to be very, very insensitive, Margaret. You walk into O.R. wearing so much perfume that the patients don't need anesthesia. I am a complete professional in O.R. Unlike some people I know who do not know how to obey the slightest rules of maintaining sterility. Oh, no you don't. We settled that long time ago. I know what I saw. You saw nothing because I did not have it. You couldn't give your hand up if you are obsessed with your nose. You have a nasal obsession. Just a minute. In the middle of an operation you rubbed your nose when you were some kind of good luck charm or something. I do not rub on my nose. Look at it, some guys. It's covered with fingerprints. You're in love with your nose. What are you doing it at night, Cap? Putting on little dresses and taking out the boys? How dare you? What? Quiet! Looks like it'll all be over before too long, huh, Cap? Not a century too soon. Hey, look at that. Talk was gone, now he's here. Dance till dawn, give a cheer. Bermeshaven. Bermeshaven. Hey, good to see you. Why don't you start on the bus? Yeah, OK. You feel up to it? Yeah, sure. Good, it's a hell of a load for me and Winchester. Where's VJ? You just missed him. He went home. Go ahead, you got customers. Get those kids moved out of here. We got more room. Oh! OK, come on. Oh, help! Oh, please. Hey. All right, get the men up in the front row. Hang in there. I need a camera. You're not going to come through here. You're not going to come through here. Good evening, Charles Slade with the latest Eyewitness News. And the nation is set for a $60 million betting splurge on tomorrow's Melbourne Cup at Flemington. Our racing expert, Clem Dimsey, tips Mr. Jazz, at present standing at 12 to 1, to win the big cup. Here on Channel 10, we'll bring you a live telecast of the Melbourne Cup day and a full report on the cup win in Eyewitness News. In other news tonight, police are questioning a youth who sparked an emergency services alert by climbing 30 metres up an electricity tower. Vic Caruso reports. The SEC tower is on the Eltham Research border near Main Road. Police say the youth, who's only 15 years of age, was affected by alcohol and had problems with domestic and love life. He first climbed 30 metres to the very top of the tower but was coaxed down to a more earthy level by his girlfriend, whom he'd asked to see. 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Bob went home without leaving me so much as a damn note. You know, he really felt bad about it. Trapper left without leaving a note, too. Is it the word that stinks or me? How you doing, Pierce? Swimming. Can I get you an instrument? Yeah, that'd be a good way to start. Scalpel. Scalpel. You and I have something in common. I just had my head in the cast. Anymore out there? He's the last one. After this, we can take a break. Okay. Get him in his wheelchair. Hey, buddy, you came from Chorwan? Yeah. Why? Our side's got it now, right? Yeah. For now? Did you see a Korean woman there? Short, dark hair. You're kidding, right? I'm never gonna find out this way. Okay, get him into post office. See you later. Here you go. Thank you. You holding up okay? All things considered. Most things considered. There are double sandbags in the water. Come on. Klinger! Klinger! What are you doing? I'm taking a ride to the countryside. You can't take that unless I sign you out. They'll bust me right down to my socks. I'm taking a ride to the countryside. Have a nice trip. Okay, that's three. Let's see if there's any damage. It was a hell of a short intermission. I didn't even have time to buy an orange drink. I'm looking for the Han family. Han! Sun Lee! Anybody recognize that name? Sun Lee! Sun Lee! I thought we had a system here. They fire three rounds and they move on. Wait a minute. What happened to that pattern they had of firing off three rounds and then going away? Good question. Again. Aren't those idiots afraid of being spotted? I guess they figured the tank's worth the risk. Or maybe they brought in a second mortar squad. Or maybe a third. Well, the mortar marrier. Don't you know you'd get killed up here? So could you too. Why do you come here? You go back. I look for my parents. I can take care of myself. Every day I see them carry in people who can take care of themselves. I'm not going to let that happen to you. 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I think I'm the only intelligent person here. I nominate me. All in favor, say aye. Take your seat, Pierce. Sorry, sorry. I can take Umbridge, I can take the cake, I can take the A train. I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take five. Pierce! Hey! Pierce, come back here! Hawkeye! What's the matter with you? Come back here! What are you doing? Pierce! Pierce! Pierce! Pierce! Pierce! No, no, no, no! Pierce! Pierce! I don't know why I always have to take out the trash. I wonder if his discharge from the hospital was a bit premature. I'm putting in a call to Sydney. Well, Soph, I think it's safe for you to come back now. We kept your room just the way you left it. Looks like it's really going to be over soon. Sophie, this ain't easy for me to tell you, but I can't take you home with me. I sure will miss you. And I have a feeling you'll miss me too, won't you? I guess we'll both be home bodies from now on. 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I didn't like the sound of that so I said no, not me pal, I'm honeycut the chaplain He says well chaplain, you better start praying for a miracle Because you're going back to Korea to do surgery I was a third of the way home When I was screaming for a surgeon I sure didn't think they were going to dig you up Hey, you're looking a lot better than the last time I saw you, how are you feeling? In the pink Uh, I wanted to leave you a note before I left, I just didn't have the time I didn't even know you were gone, I thought you were in the bathroom Sure is great to be back Where is this anyway? No no no no no no, hold it, hold it Dolce, Dolce, do it, Dolce The Chinese have been torturing Winchester for a week now Sully? Max I called Sibianni and they haven't seen him but I'll try the towns around there next Oh thank you Max Listen, remember how I told you I used to wear dresses to try to get out of the Hermi? Yes Well I saved a couple, I brought one over Oh good, I always wanted to see you in one This is kind of a special dress, I kind of like to see you in it You want me to wear funeral dress? Oh no Sully, in America, white is for weddings Oh Max I love you soon Lee, will you marry me? Yes Oh, that's great, you'll love my folks and they'll be nuts about you We'll throw a wedding that'll run for a week, it'll be the first one Toledo ever had in English, Korean and Lebanese Max, I cannot leave Korea until first I find my family That could take months, years I got to find them no matter how long it takes Tell me Hey, do you Remember it, you told me No I didn't and for the rest of it, I nod a lot. That must be tough. Just nod, Father. Come on! Get it off! Get it off! Come on, get it! Oh! Get it off! What? Oh! Oh! Come on! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! That was wonderful! That was great! We won! We did! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Cindy, welcome! Isn't this wonderful? Just look at those glowing faces. Not to mention yours. Uh-huh. BJ! Hey, Sid, get your red hot hot dogs! I have your attention. I need Captain Honeycutt. Would the hot dog man please get his buns over here? Hey! Get over there! Get over there! Now, as you all know, Honeycutt would rather be back in the States celebrating his daughter Erin's birthday. Well, we thought we might be able to do something by proxy. As it turns out, little Kim here has the same birthday as Erin Honeycutt. Sweetie! Sweetie! Oh! Look at this! Oh! Beautiful! Here we go. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! This is great! Where did you find a kid with the same birthday as Erin? Well, we didn't really. There aren't any records on most of these kids with so many of them. We don't know who their parents were or where they come from. Well, we just decided to find a little girl who was about two years old and make it her day. We don't really know when she was born. What better birthday present to get than your own birthday? Hi, Salem. Hi, I saw you come in. Does the fact that you're here mean I'm not all there? I heard you took a tank for a spin. Everybody was getting shelled on account of that tank and I got rid of it. You call that crazy? Actually, that might have been the sensible thing to do. But I am curious about why you walked away from that kid just now. Yeah, well, maybe you got me there. I was looking at her and all of a sudden I noticed I had a butterfly collection loose in my stomach. Being around little kids makes me uncomfortable these days. I guess that's something we have to work on. What else have you been going through? Yesterday I spent a year in the operating room. I was up to my ankles in panic. I'm a little out of control, Sidney. Surgery used to be like falling off a log. Now it's more like falling off a cliff. You know, just because you're a doctor doesn't mean you're supposed to be perfect. Patients aren't. They have pain, they're afraid. Actually, they're probably better off if you know how they feel. It might make being a surgeon a little harder, but it might make you a better doctor. Well, anyway, that's something to think about. I can't sleep. Well, then you should take some. I sleep, then I talk. If I don't talk, I think. I think too fast. I can just slow down my thinking. I just think too fast, that's all. I mean, I don't think we have to make a big deal out of this, you know? So I think too fast and I'm afraid of children. That's not terrible. What are you doing? Where are you taking these people? I gotta get them to a relocation center, Major. As soon as the truce is signed, these guys gotta be ready for the big switch. We're swapping their prisoners for ours. Yeah, fine. Just leave me five of them. Him, him, him, him, and, uh, him. Sorry, Major. They all go. You can't! Not yet! I've come too close to stop now. Okay, move out. Okay, let's have a good time. Ladies and gentlemen, five minutes ago at 10-01 this morning, the truce was signed in Panmunjom. The hostilities will end 12 hours from now at 10 o'clock. The war is over! The war is over! The war is over! The war is over! We've got wounded here. Give me the pledge. All right, listen up. We operate on the ones that can't wait. Those that can wait, we take them with us. I call once they're back and we jump right away. I think I'll take a look at that boy over there. Coleman! Does this look like peace to you? Coleman! This is where oil was born. Not since the beginning of time has there been an engine oil in Australia with better protection quality. A new, mobile SuperDrop. The first oil to combine friction modifiers with 20,000 kilometers of engine protection. New, mobile SuperDrop. What a difference the day makes, a magazine just for you that you can look forward to every Monday. What a difference our eight-page summer crochet book will make to you. We reveal how the Royals do their Christmas shopping. And there's an exclusive story on Natalie Wood's tragic last days by her sister Lana. Plus 60 Minutes Girl, Yum Event, takes you inside her home. What a difference the day makes to you. Even in the water, the sun can wreck your skin. Its dangerous rays can penetrate below the surface to burn and damage you, which is why Aquason was created. Aquason formulas help protect your skin from burning. Its Swiss moisturizers care for and condition your skin while you tan. Its sunscreens are water resistant. They help protect your skin from damage above and below the water. Aquason from your chemist, because you shouldn't risk your skin to get a great tan. London, where after a day spent amongst tradition and pageantry or shopping in the world's most famous store, you can get together with old friends for a drink and share the magic of this historic city. Here's to Boston's huge true blue. Australia's beer that's crew and crew. And now it's enjoyed all around the world. All around the world you're gonna hear this word. In a city where beer drinking is a time-honored custom, your Foster's has established a tradition all of its own. Foster's London, it's got the flavor that's taken it all around the world. Cheers. Ah. Wednesday, Sean Connery as James Bond with one of his toughest assignments ever. What's your game, Mr. Bond? Goldfinger, a millionaire madman with an insatiable lust for gold. Do you expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. His opponents are deadlier than you've ever seen them before. My name is Pritika Law. I must be dreaming. Goldfinger, Explosive Action Bond style, 8.30 Wednesday on Channel 10. Okay, let's get to work. I've got fresh fonders. Put them down right there. It is now 2 p.m. In exactly eight hours, the Korean War will be officially over. It's a time for a summing up, and these are the most up-to-date figures we have. The cost of the war to the United States has been placed at $22 billion. The cost of the war to the United States has been placed at $22 billion. The cost of the war to the United States has been placed at $22 billion. Don't look at me. I only get $300 a month. In human terms, the cost was much greater. The UN forces have suffered the following casualties. Killed in combat, 71,500. Missing and captured, 83,263. Wounded, 250,000. Make that 250,000. One, and two, three, four. There's 12 more out in the hall. On the Communist side, 1,347,000 people were killed or wounded. The war also killed 400,000 Korean civilians. This is not a good place to have a career as an innocent bystander. If you add it all up, it comes to more than 2 million people killed or wounded. And that's what I call a grand total. In addition, one-fourth of all Koreans are homeless, and 100,000 are orphans. But at last... What did he say? How many orphans? 100,000, Father. The Reds will turn over some 12,000 POWs. Sir. Can I ask you something of a personal nature? Well, in another minute, I gotta go back in and pick up my scalpel. Do you understand women? Oh, what I understand about women will take a lot less than a minute. I thought when the war was over, it'd be the happiest day of my life. But everything's all messed up. Now I'm in love, and I got nothing but trouble. Listen, when you're in love, you're always in trouble. There's only two things you can do about it. Either stop loving them or love them a whole lot more. But if you love them a whole lot more, won't that just get you a lot more trouble? Yep. Then you love them even more. Boy, that sounds tough. It's murder. A big glass of fresh, ice-cold milk. Oh. For me, a banana. And of course, what's a banana without a piece of chocolate cake? Oh, you're laughing at it. It's wonderful. It's delicious. I'm gonna take a three-hour bubble bath. Oh, yeah. How about you, Colonel? What's the first thing you want when you get home? Well, I like fresh corn. I mean, real fresh corn. So I think maybe I'll just take a hot plate out to the garden, make a pot of boiling water. Then I won't even pick that corn. I'll bend that stalk till the ear dips into the water, and I'll eat it right there, standing up. Scroogeous! How about you, Charles? What are you looking forward to? I am looking forward to a hemostat. Hematat. There's no need to bite my head off. Sponge. Sponge. You know, I just don't see why some people can't be grateful if other people try to help them. Don't you? I think a person is lucky if somebody cares enough to help. Where would I be without my father's help? Oh, well, indeed. He's pulling in three different directions. If you get any luckier, there's gonna be a piece of you in every corner of the world. Maybe some people just can't feel gratitude. Maybe some people like having other people run their lives, but some people don't. But although we are well past the halfway point in these final 12 hours, both sides continue heavy artillery shelling. Further bulletins as they arrive. Sandwich? What sandwich? Let's see. Cucumbers, watercress, little French mayonnaise. Is it crust-cutter? No. Forget it. I'll tell you, one thing I'm not gonna miss is baloney. Or standing in line to take a cold shower. I'm not gonna miss that either. How about you? What are you not gonna miss? Lice. Dysentery. Rats. There's nothing here I'm gonna miss. Except you. Yeah, well, we'll get to see each other. How? You'll be on one coast and I'll be on the other. Letters, phone calls. Maybe a surgical convention. Can you picture either one of us at a convention? No, I guess not. We'll never see each other again. Look, one year Aaron and I will come east. One year? Yeah, and we'll get together and... Have dinner. Yeah. In other words, goodbye. It's not goodbye. It is goodbye. Say goodbye. What's the big deal? Just say goodbye. What do you want me to say it for? Because it shows you know I'm going. What would you do if I was dying? Would you hold me and let me die in your arms? Or would you just let me lay there and bleed? What are you talking about? You're not dying. You don't even have a cold. Am I just a little so long? I'm gonna get back to the O.R. Goodbye. See you later. President Eisenhower is expected to ask for an emergency relief fund of $200 million to rebuild the war-torn Korean economy. Another $200 million may be allocated for the reinforcement of the Vietnam Army in its war against communism in Southeast Asia. It's now three hours before the secession of hostilities. Vietnam? Where's that? Southeast Asia, you said. Sorry to interrupt your peace bulletin, folks, but we got wounded in the compound. We need a surgeon for triage. Looks like it's all over but the shooting. Who's free? I'll go. That is, if it's all right with you. I will take him second. What else you got? This P.O.W. over here. He was in the back of the truck when it was hit. Half his chest is gone. Does he even have a pulse? Half his chest is gone. Does he even have a pulse? Oh, God. No. Is there anything we can do for him, Doctor? Doctor? He wasn't even a soldier. He was a musician. What happened to the other people in the truck with him? He's the only one that made it this far. Major. We have to prep the others. Why don't you take a break? There we are. There we are. You better pay attention, Father. We're all going to be home in one piece. Dear Lord, I know there must be a reason for this. But what is it? I answered the call to do your work. I've devoted my life to it. And now how am I supposed to do it? What good am I now? What good is a deaf priest? I prayed to you to help me. And every day I get worse. Are you deaf too? Okay, I'm done here. Give me another body. Somebody got a gown and some gloves? How you doing, Doc? Just barely getting through it. Congratulations. Who could hope for more? Coming in. Oh my God. She was thrown into a ditch during the show. She can't be more than eight years old. Pierce? You want to switch with me? I'll take her. No, I'll take her. Sidney? Thanks. My pleasure. Well, if you folks can spare me, I'll be going. I think there are places I can be of more use. I give you that hug now, but I'm kind of busy. That's okay. Save it for her. I'll be going. You know, I told you people something a long time ago, and it's just as pertinent today as it was then. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice. This is Robert Beard-Boyd speaking to you from Panmunjom. It's one minute before 10 p.m. We can still hear the sound of nearby artillery. At some point during the show, the sound of artillery is heard. At some point during the next few seconds, the guns should go silent as the ceasefire officially goes into effect. There it is. That's the sound of peace. Careful. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We have some more hematitis, please. We have some more hematitis, please. Tuesday on Prisoner, someone gets at Joan Ferguson. Last night some thugs broke into my house, drugged me and killed my dog. I want to know who they were. The word is you've been helping people to escape. I thought that was a secret. You mean it's true? I will not be frightened, conned, or threatened into leaving Wentworth. You can just pass that on to your staff and to the prisoners. Ferguson is at Wentworth for a long time yet. A special two-hour presentation of Prisoner, 8.30 Tuesday on 10. Here comes tradition. Here comes pride. Here comes the spirit, too. Go for the greatness. It's been bred in them to give it their best, to carry the colors and do nothing less than go for the greatness. Go for the greatness. They're part of the sight and they know inside that they got the pride to go for the greatness. Take the best that nature has to offer. Add the secrets of a century's old tradition. Never stop learning and it shows in everything you do, like it shows in every beer we brew. Go for the greatness. Carlton, throughout Australia, one of the world's great brewers. For his Christmas holidays, Roger wants to buy himself a little runabout. Clive needs a little more cash just to play Santa Claus. And Trevor wants to put on a January wedding for his daughter. With custom credits delayed repayment plan, they can give you the money now. And your repayments don't start until March next year. That's March next year. But you must act now. Why don't you come to custom credit, too? Good sports with money. The GMH Lang Lang Proving Ground, where a standard hold in Gemini is clocking up 2,500 kilometers every 24 hours for 60 days and nights, nonstop. Wearing out a team of 60 drivers, receiving only standard service checks, all to prove that everything they say about Gemini reliability is true. And right now, you can get the unstoppable Holden Gemini SL for an unstoppable $6,990. See your Holden dealer now. Gotcha, gotcha, cool and we got you cotton Gotcha, gotcha, looks never be forgotten Gotcha, gotcha, fashion never be forgotten Gotcha, gotcha, refurbished, we got you company neat And we got you fast luxury Gotcha, gotcha, cool, we got you up and up And we got you're cool and we got you cool I'm still your CEO for a few more hours, so when I go like this, you go like this. You want to take your seats, please? Tomorrow, the tents of the 4077 will be coming down for good. For an awful long time, we've been living together, eating together, sleeping together. Well, I wouldn't know. I have a horse. Anyway, since this is our last evening together, I've been wondering what your lives will be like when all this is over. I thought it might be a good idea for each one of us to get up and tell everybody what we'll be doing next. You want to go first, Colonel. Well, there's a woman back in Hannibal, Missouri, who spent the better part of 30 years waiting for me to come home from one tour of duty or another. She's had to learn to do an awful lot on her own. Now I'm going home to see if she can show me how to do it with her. So, part of the time, I'll be a semi-retired country doctor, but most of the time, I'll be Mrs. Potter's Mr. Potter. All right, who's next? Me, me. Well, I put in to be assigned to Tripler Army Hospital in Honolulu to be with my family, who I really miss. And I just want to say that I...I love you all. Well, I don't love you all. Some of you still owe me money, which I really need it. I plan to open up a business when I get back to Louisiana. I've got big money in this. I'm going to breed frogs for a French restaurant. Here, go buy yourself a frog. When I graduated from medical school, I couldn't wait for the action of a big city hospital. But now I'm not so sure action is all it's cracked up to be. In fact, neither is cracking up. So, I think I'd like to take it easy for a while. I don't want to just have a bunch of anonymous patients parade through my office. I'd like to maybe talk with them for a few minutes and get to know who they are. So, I think for now, I'll be very happy just getting crabapple cove to say ah. And I can't say that I've loved you all either. Well, I've loved as many of you as I could. I'm going back to Colorado. My father-in-law's got a ranch there. I want to see if I can get into radiology. I don't know what I'm going to do. Well, did you know I was all set to go back to Mill Valley, beg and Aaron and all that. But I'll tell you, I had the best time on Guam. I met this cookie at the airport bar and she begged me to run off with her. And I figured what the hell, you only live once, you know. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. He's just kidding, that's all. I'm going to do something where people don't yell at me when I put the food down in front of them. I'm going to be a pig farmer. What do you mean gonna be? Well, I... You want to know something? I've had it. I was anxious to get back to being in a parish and coaching boxing for the CYO. But lately I've gotten kind of interested in working with the deaf. Of course, not doing parish work. I'll miss hearing confession. But after listening to you people for so long, I think I've just about heard it all. I'm going to stick with the Army. I'd really like to live in Washington. I'm going to see if I can work at Walter Reed. What about you, Winchester? Well, I'm going to be head of thoracic surgery at Boston Mercy Hospital. So my life will go on pretty much as I expected. With one exception. For me, music was always a refuge from this miserable experience. And now it will always be a reminder. So I'm going to stay in nursing, but I want to be in maternity or pediatrics. After all this, I think it would be nice to help bring people into the world. I want to be an officer, so I'm going to try and get into OCS. Then I'm going to be the best darn nurse Oklahoma's ever seen. Well, for the next few days I'll be helping with the consolidation of the 8063rd. And then after a little furlough, I'll be going on to my next assignment. Tokyo, right? Wrong, Belgium. You're both wrong. I've always looked to my father for guidance. When he makes up his mind about something, he does it no matter what anybody says. And that's what I'm going to do. What I've wanted to do all along. Work in the States in a hospital. There's a lot of my father in me. It's never been his way to tell people how he feels about them. So I guess that's why I never told my nursing staff what I told other people about you. It's been an honor and a privilege to have worked with you. And I'm very, very proud to have known you. Congratulations. I'd planned something, but it kind of fell through. I guess you noticed Soon-Lee isn't here tonight. It's because she had a lot of things to take care of. Because we've decided to get married. Congratulations. I had to cut through a lot of red tape, but I got permission. The only problem is she won't leave Korea until she finds her family. So, boy, I don't believe I'm saying this. I'm staying in Korea. You don't have to act crazy now. We're all getting out. Here's how I figure it. If you love someone, you have nothing but trouble. So you either stop loving them or you love them a lot more. That's very profound. But the first thing I'm going to do is have a wedding ceremony with my family. I thought you weren't going back to Toledo. No, I mean with this family, with you guys. We can do it tomorrow before everyone goes. Colonel, would you be our best man? I'd be honored, son. Here's to the happy couple. May they have a long, wonderful life filled with love and peace. And so may we all. Amen. This is where oil was born. Not since the beginning of time has there been a engine oil in Australia with better protection quality. The new Mobile Superdrop. The first oil to combine friction modifiers with 20,000 kilometers of engine protection. New Mobile Superdrop. You'll find that life becomes so much more convenient when you have one of the easy lives from Toshiba. Goodness gracious great falls of cheese. Goodness gracious great falls of cheese. Cheetos. My son-in-law was a farmer and the drought wiped him out. He and Mary needed help, wanted to come home and start a nursery. I thought of using the value of this house to help them, so I went to AGC. They said they'd lend 30,000 or more against this old place. And it cost us eight. The nursery's doing fine now and thanks to AGC we see more of the family. But too much at times. See what they can do for you. Something happened at the office. You were in a most peculiar mood last night. Marjorie. You're not sick are you? Tuesday on 10. As a matter of fact I am. I'm sick of being taken for granted and I'm sick of doing the same old thing day in and day out. I've spoken to a few people at the club and I've let it be known that I'm available and open to offers. But Carson and Carson will belong to you one day. One day when? Do you want me to wait another 20 years? Is it true? I thought you and Dad knew everything that went on in the firm. Carson's Law, 730 Tuesday on 10. Because the best of marriages are the fact that this is only the first of two ceremonies is a symbol I think of the respect that you have for your families and for each other. I hope you will cherish and hold on to that respect throughout your lives. It will be your bond and your freedom. Can we have the ring please? Oh, coming right up. Do you soonly take Maxwell to be your lawfully wedded husband? To love, honor and cherish. To have and to hold from this day forward in sickness and in health till death do you part. Do you Maxwell take soonly to be your lawfully wedded wife? To love, honor and cherish. To have and to hold from this day forward in sickness and in health till death do you part. You bet I do. To husband and wife. Max, Max, your limo's waiting. Oh yeah, right, soonly, our limo. Thank you everybody. We're looking forward to it. Thanks for your help. Frances Joan Patrick Mulcahy, remember that if you name any children after me. I hope you find your family very soon. Thank you. Well, goodbye, Klinger. I know there have been times when I've yelled at you and called you names. It's alright, Major. I know you didn't mean it. Oh, well I wouldn't go that far. I know you didn't mean that either. So long, Major. Max, in years to come when I tell Erin about all this, there are some things she's just not going to believe. So, could you autograph this for me? Ah, it's one of my favorites. I was always a sucker for criminals. I hope I get to come to your wedding. Take it easy. Thank you, sir. Klinger, with your penchant for scams, I have no doubt that in no time at all you will own this company. You can have it. Thanks, Major. If I'm ever in Beantown, I'll look you up. Oh gee, unfortunately, I'll be out of town. So long, kiddo. I'm going to miss you. Me too, Captain. I'm sure glad you're feeling okay now. Couldn't be better. You have to have that too. Goodbye, sir. Goodbye, son. Take care of yourself. Goodbye. Oh, look at that. All aboard for the 8063rd! Wait a minute. I'm taking my hometown home. Come on! Hey, there you are! Let me have pony iron. Let me have pony iron. Father, I saved your spot next to the ambulance driver at Fullin' Out. And I got a jeep right over here for Major Hula Head and Major Winchester. You know, Father, first time I met you, I thought, here's this nice, decent guy, kind of sweet and gentle, you know. How's he ever going to last out here? I got to tell you, you're just about the toughest bird I know. Well, I'm certainly a lot luckier than some of the people we've seen come through here. Father, I'll see you at the 8063rd. What? Well, goodbye, Father. I must say, you have made this hellhole a trifle less unbearable. It certainly is! What? What? So long, Francis. You've been a godsend. Well, look on the bright side. When they tell us we have to do time in purgatory, we can all say, no thanks. I've done mine. Sherman. Father, I may never see you again. And before you go, there's something I've been meaning to tell you for a long time. Your shirt's on backwards. Uh... Come in. Goodbye, everybody. I'll pray for you. This is where oil was born. Not since the beginning of time has there been an engine oil in Australia with better protection quality. A new, mobile SuperDrop. The first oil to combine friction modifiers with 20,000 kilometres of engine protection. New, mobile SuperDrop. Brody's idea of gardening. But we love him, and we want him to eat right. We switched Brody from cans to trusty. Gram for gram, it's twice the protein of canned food. And it halved my feed bill. But this made the difference. The new beefy taste. After a couple of weeks mixing with canned food, Brody's a pure trusty dog. New trusty, big beefy taste and trusty variety. Oh, Brody. Well, at least we trained him to eat right. What a difference the day makes, a magazine just for you. That you can look forward to, every Monday. What a difference our eight-page summer crochet book will make to you. We reveal how the Royals do their Christmas shopping. And there's an exclusive story on Natalie Wood's tragic last days by her sister Lana. What a difference the day makes to you. Plus 60 Minutes Girl, young event takes you inside her home. What a difference the day makes to you. Oh, Caravaz. Some Great Western Champagne, if I may. Imperial reserve is it, sir, or brut? Dry, I think. Well, brut then, sir. Great Western Champagne. The best in the world. The best in the world. The best in the world. The best in the world. The best in the world. The best in the world. Great Western Champagne. Bottle fermented by the House of Sebelt. Champagne, that's not such a bad idea. Waiter. Great Westerns. Oh, that was nice. Cheers. Imperial reserve. Well, what are you reading, old boy? Oh, just another Great Western. 7.30 Friday, it bottoms up with Benny Hill and his cheeky friends. He said, Monterey, he said, you sweat less than any other fat girl I know. To the ladies, I'm known as the hero. Of course, I could have had champagne, only, you know, it gives me the wind. Take me to the... Lift your spirits with the Benny Hill Show, 7.30 Friday on Channel 10. Okay, Major, power on. That's what, a hood ornament? I'm sorry, Major. The rest of this stuff can go on the truck. I'll catch up with it. No, Margaret, Margaret, you stay with your belongings. If you leave them with the Army, you'll never see them again. You go ahead, go in the Jeep. I'm sure Sergeant Rizzo will find me another mode. I'll go take a look, but we ain't got too many modes left, Major. Actually, Margaret, I'm taking too many things myself. I wonder if you would tuck one more item in with you. Thank you, Charles. Thank you, Margaret. Hold on to that arm, Charles. We want to kiss it too. You take the arm. I got dibs on what's left. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So long, Margaret. I hope someday I find someone like you. I hope so, too. You deserve the best. Goodbye, Margaret. I know you've got your career in order, but don't forget to have a happy life, too. Oh, dear sweet man. I'll never forget you. So, uh, listen. Yeah. Well, so long. See you. Timber! How I wish I could have swung the axe. Just think of all the rats who are homeless now. Oh, don't worry. You'll find somewhere to go. Excuse me, Major. I got some transportation for you, but it ain't exactly a sedan. As long as it's got wheels. Oh, what a spork. So long, Major. You can be proud of the work you've done here. You're a fine surgeon. Well, thank you, sir. As are you. Shortly, I will be in a position of authority over other surgeons, and I hope I will be guided by the memory of your wisdom and of your gentle, good humor. Well, that's very kind of you, Charles. I'm sure you've got an even bigger compliment for me, Charles, but let's not get gooey. I want to thank you both. You have made me realize what going home is all about. Major! I hope you don't mind riding in a garbage truck, but it's the last vehicle I got. Not at all. What better way to leave a garbage dump? Don't slip. There's gunk on these running bolts. Gentlemen. So how are you getting out of here, Colonel? Oh, I've got my transportation over yonder. There's a Jeep meeting me at the orphanage. I'll take one last ride on Sophie. Then at the Padres' request, I'm giving her to the orphans. They can use her for farming and maybe take her for a ride now and then. She's real good with kids. Well, boys, it would be hard to call what we've been through fun. But I'm sure glad we went through it together. You boys always managed to give me a good laugh right when I needed it most. Never forget the time you dropped Winchester's drawers in the O.R. Of course, I had to pretend I was mad at you, but inside, I was laughing to be all hell. Yeah, I'm laughing just thinking about it. I love a good laugh like this. I better get out of here. Colonel, before you go... We've been thinking about it, and there's a little something we'd like to give you. It's not much, but it comes from the heart. Sounds like my camp is here. Yeah. So... Come on, I'll give you a ride up there. Look, I know how tough it is for you to say good-bye, so I'll say it. Maybe you're right. Maybe we will see each other again, but just in case we don't, I want you to know how much you meant to me. 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This is your last chance, breed. I see no Apache. Move! Okay, boys, come on. We're just standing around here. That Apache's gaining ground. Let's move. Your skin is not like theirs. I am from China. I have seen others from that land. You are different. My father was from here. He was a white man? Yes. No. Yes, it is so. He would not have stood before a gun for me. You do not know that. I know white men. There is no white in you. It is not there. Ask I. Greet you as a brother. I ask you as a brother. Stand with me. Take up the cause of justice. We will triumph over the Mandarin and the people will be free. Your words are vain. Listen to me. Hear me, my brothers. All my brothers, hear me. This is the holy cause. Victory awaits us. Stand together. Victory. Triumph. Master. You do not intrude. Come. Speak. We will prevail. Take up the holy cause. I admire our brother. He has a lot to admire. I fear that he will leave us. He was inspired by a conviction. Would you let him deny this truth? He feels so deeply. But if we are brothers, should not our beliefs be one? That is what he wants. He would have us deny our truth and accept his. Who is right? There is no way but the way of the Tao. So we believe. What then? Do we renounce Taesong as our brother? Master, where in his brotherhood lies? Your question is worth asking. Most worth considering. Before my twelfth summer, I went on a high hill. I fasted for days and nights. A vision came to me. I sat on a gray horse. I rode over the clouds. And my brother rode behind me. White men fell from the clouds into the darkness. And their bullets did not strike us. It was to be that way. But my brother rides no more. His sculp hangs in the white man's camp. Sculp hunters? They hunt Apache scups. There is one called Wryth. Their leader. I must kill him first. You will answer death with death? It is the mission for which the spirits chose me, my brother, all his fallen brothers. I must avenge them. Master, Taesong is ready to leave. Let him enter. You will not be dissuaded. Never. I will not waste another day within these walls. Waste? The people are like slaves. They starve. And still the Mandarin's demand tribute for the emperor? We pray. We meditate. We do nothing. How can you go on being blind to the misery around you? I see it. And do nothing. What will you do? Everything. I will take up the cause of the people. I will lead them. Speak for them. Fight for them. An awesome task. You will be in our thoughts. All has been said. We wish you life. He was taught to be one with the Tao, to flow. Now he stands against the current. He believes it is the will of destiny. Could it be so? Can any man be asked to be more than a man? Wednesday, Sean Connery as James Bond with one of his toughest assignments ever. What's your game, Mr. Bond? Goldfinger, a millionaire madman with an insatiable lust for gold. Do you expect me to talk? No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die. 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Maybe he just caught wind of that Apache. Is that what you're here to tell us? I came to tell you nothing. I am looking for Rafe. Rafe who? Ain't no one around here by the name of Rafe. You're all mixed up, boy. What you call yourself, Chinaman? I am King. Yeah, I saw you, boss. How come your neck ain't broke? I was not hanged. Well, they was fixing the gala when I was riding out. What made them change their mind? I did not choose to stay. Yeah? The Seasons wanted back in Temesco. What for? Putting a knife through Sheriff Ames. All the way through? Far enough. That's the best news I heard in a long time. You were there. You saw. You know it was another man who killed the sheriff. Yeah. And I know who it was. Bailey Seward. Then you will go back with me and tell this to the judge? No, Halfreed. That's not what you call a practical idea. You see, it's Bailey Seward we've been talking about. He's the man we work for. And it just don't make sense to chop off the hand of Paisy, you know what I mean? If you do not come back and tell the truth, justice will not be served. Well, now that's going to cause me a frightful lack of sleep. You got your answer, Breed. What you waiting on? I will not leave without you. You know something, Channeman? You're a real caution. I don't think he knows what we do for a living. You kill men. We collect scouts for a bounty. And men die. Patches die. You kill innocent men for profit. There is no greater evil. Hey, you know something, Breed? I think you've just bit it off. I know Kirby here had a notion that his scalp wouldn't go much notice then with all them others. That sounds about right. You make up for the one that got past us. What, uh, what are you smoking this thing? I do not smoke it. Well, it sure is a funny looking banjo. Give us, uh, uh, Texas Lullaby. What is that? That's music. It's the only kind of what's listening to. Hey, Ansel! 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Come on, let's get down there. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! The soldiers. I could not stop them all. There were so many of them. Babies, tend to his wounds. Call Master Lee New. He was beset by soldiers. Yes, the word came while we were eating. He let a revolt in a village to the north. Now the village is destroyed and Tae Sung is marked for death. Will he be safe here? Yes, but will he be content to stay? No, he won't. He's not going to stay. He's going to stay. He's going to stay. Will he be safe here? Yes, but will he be content to stay? Is your brother avenged? He died of your wound. Who will avenge you? Others will follow. Leave their scalps on his line. All right, all right. When he and all like him are dead, it is you who will die if the others return. Where is your lodge? The day's ride from where the canyon begins. I've never seen you so intent. The way he looked at me. You'll get us another shot at him, okay? The river will bring him out above the canyon. He must go down into the canyon to cross. Three days journey on foot. Yeah, we could count on a reef to slow him down a bit. Any other way out of that canyon? There is no other way. Then we got him. Family. One way or the other, he's dead. You try to take him out of here, you're dead too. He'll slow you down. Why should you care? I'm thinking about my own neck. You got me lying helpless. The minute you turn around, he sticks a knife in me. You'll never get me to Tomasko. There will be no killing. I must have your word. It is my mission. It is your burden. You called me brother. I ask you as a brother. No, I cannot. No word. No killing for now. I promise no more. You are bound. We can not delay. I'm ready. You are in pain. My pain is for my brothers. What's your plan, Heathen? It has not changed. You return to Tomasko. Whatever you say, you figure you can find your way out of here, huh? We have no choice. The way out is the way in. Now that's a fact. Dead up. Now how am I going to do that? It'll be last year like I was fixed for Brandon. You are untied. When you regain your strength, you feed yourself. Hey, isn't that something? If I tie you to this horse, you will be most uncomfortable. If you swear not to try to run away, I will cast this rope aside. What do I swear on? Only give me your honor as a man. Sure, I'll give you my word. My word ain't worth nothing, Chinaman. What you think of that? You are without honor? Uh-huh. How does Tay Song progress? His wounds cool. His anger does not. He speaks against you, Master. I know. He has done so to my face. I have lost all respect for him. The sage says, a sound man's heart is not shut within itself, but it is open to other people's hearts. Tay Song accepts your kindness and at the same time defies you. Would you have him hide his defiance? If there are honors in such deception. I understand your thoughts, Master. What thoughts? This particular virtue you find in Tay Song, is it most limiting? Still, it is there. And it is for us to acknowledge. I don't know what honor is. I cannot believe that. I will help you up. What are you going to ride? I will walk. Well, suit me. Thank you very much. I tell you. That's pretty good, gentlemen. You, uh, want to take my word again? You, uh, want to take my word again? Hey, wait a minute, Ethan. I want that patch of where I can see him. He has given his word. You believe that? His word is no better than mine. He'll jump me the first chance he gets. Only if you break your word. Chinaman, he's an Apache. You don't understand him. I know men. I trust this one. And with him, I trust you. I trust you. I trust you. This is the exciting new timesharing resort Club Yarrowonga on the River Murray at Lake Mulwala. Thousands of people around the world are excited to see the world of the timesharing. 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And how about this for a reopening special by any suited Opal Gaylord's All New Store this week and you'll walk out with an extra pair of trousers. Absolutely free. Any pair of trousers in the store free. This offer is for this week only so pop in now to Opal Gaylord's All New City Store. Horses. Now can you be sure they're not ours. We just rode through here a couple of days ago. No, trucks are fresh. I figure that Chinaman have horses here. Right here. Blood. That's that Chinaman's blood. Yeah, well I wouldn't be too sure. Well I ain't never seen nobody get the best of Rafe yet. Well now look. He had one. Why wouldn't he be sitting here waiting for us? That's that one. That's the one that got away. Yeah. Well it all won't be for nothing. We're gonna get that scalp yet. How long ago did they leave? Not long. We'll catch them. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're liable to lose them because of the dark. But they gotta climb out of that canyon. When they do, we're gonna be waiting for them right there. It'll be dark soon. Dark or light, don't make no difference to Metallo. You'll find a trail blindfolded. Count the minutes, Stephen. Hey, why don't you save some of that? We'll get more. Yeah? Where? I will find some. You mean you're gonna walk out of here and leave us? Yes. Hey, geez, what makes you think I'm gonna be here when you get back? I have your promise. I told you, Chinaman, my promise don't mean nothing. You're forcing me to tire. OK. You can sure come ahead and try. Let me tell you something, Chinaman. I ain't half drowned now. You might want to keep that in mind. Go ahead. Let you take the first swing. Any chance they got here for us? No. You really want that Chinaman, don't you? He passed judgment on me. Well, don't deny that. I seen it in his eyes. He does not know what the effects he did to my people. I reckon you better teach him a lesson, huh? He will remember. Hey, engine. You know my men are gonna come riding in here any minute. Chinaman know it too. That's how come he took off. And he ain't coming back, so why don't you and me make a deal, huh? You cut me loose, you go your way, I go mine. I keep my men from chasing you, huh? You know what's gonna happen if they find us like this. Your hands are red with Apache blood. It's a livin'. You thirst not for water, but for blood. I'd settle for water right now. It's called punter. We learn from experts. Apache is never killed for money. Well, you take the glory engine. I'll settle for the cash. Here I... I gave him my word. And you kept it? I will kill him yet. Parasites! Leeches! Have you no feeling? No passion? Leave here! Come with me! Together we can bring justice to the people. How? We will lead them against the Mandarin's and the soldiers. We will kill them all. Violence gives rise to violence, not to justice. You've just seen that for yourself, Tay-Sung. My belief has only been strengthened. My anger sharpened. Will you come? Master, where in this brotherhood lie? Your question is most worth asking, most worth considering. We must go through the path. We will wait until dark. I didn't hear anything. Christmas morning in 1974, Cyclone Tracy struck Darwin and demolished it. 10.30 Thursday. We visit the top end of Australia and see life as it's lived up there. Lunchtime at the Darwin crocodile farm. This is Miss Biggie. Today's cowboys drive Jeeps and pilot choppers. They've got more in common with Buck Rogers than Roy. Just a few years back they were surprised we didn't ride horses to work. You've probably got to be a bit classy to be here in the first place. Parkinson in Australia, 10.30 Thursday on 10. I feel marvellous! I feel wonderful! Tonight is the night! When your mouth feels like a freshen up, reach for ultra fresh. Mmm, and the promise of cool mint riff.