Dougie Fancy seeing you here! At Lowe's!
Would you believe you can get fluoro grand slants for $13.99?
That's half price! First quality!
Not $27.99!
$13.99!
How about two sports shirts? Or two business shirts for $25 bucks!
Walk this way, Dougie!
Stubby! King G!
Fashion jewelry! Too small for you, fatty!
You're kidding, Doug! They were $15.99!
So how much now? $13.99!
Fantastic! I can't believe the massive reductions!
And every week one customer wins $10,000!
At Lowe's!