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Oh, you do?
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All right, let's take a little break.
We'll be right back with Olympic gold medalist,
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["The New York Times"]
All right everybody, we're back.
The next guest tonight is a gold medal winning co-captain
of the U.S. women's soccer team.
Please welcome Julie Fowdy.
["The New York Times"]
Thanks very much for coming.
Oh, my pleasure.
This is kind of an exciting time for you
because they just announced, I guess,
the Women's World Cup in 99 is gonna be here in New York.
Is that right?
Yeah, first game opening ceremonies
all over the United States.
Now, is this something where it's 99 is still a ways off
but you start training for it now?
Oh yeah, very competitive.
In fact, George and I were just in the back,
slamming down a few.
That's how you, that's how you.
What happened to George?
He's my role model.
He is, is he really?
I love him, yes.
Well, I've heard this about you.
You like, you know, you're a great athlete,
but you like to have a beer every now and then.
I like the finer things in life.
Beer, yeah.
Live large.
And this.
And you like, you're a donut fiend, is that correct?
This is like, I'm in Dunkin' Donut Heaven here in New York.
It's like crazy, everywhere you walk,
it's like sensory overload.
Donut shop, donut shop.
You know, in California, everyone's like health freaks.
Right.
You have your bagel shop, your juice clubs.
Right, but you like a donut.
Yeah, oh yeah.
And you've even stopped the,
I've heard that when you guys are out on, you know,
touring around playing,
you stop the bus when you see a donut shop, is that right?
I have, that's true.
So it's a sickness with you.
It is, it's a disease.
Have you ever thought, I mean,
cause in soccer you have an advantage, your hands are free.
You could have a donut and a beer out there
while you're playing.
I was thinking I could double fist it.
That would be my ideal game.
Now I'm curious about soccer,
because I have to admit, I don't know that much about it.
It's never been a sport that I followed that much.
Is there, in women's soccer, is there trash talking?
Do you trash talk out there?
Actually, you know, it's different
because you can't really understand the language barriers
is a big factor.
So there's not a lot of trash talking.
You know, maybe sometimes they turn around
and you pull their pants down,
give them a good wedgie or something,
but there's a, there's not, you know,
there's not a lot of that.
That's sort of the internet.
The wedgie is an international sign
that passes, passes all barriers.
Yeah, that's one that's common with the team.
That's our favorite one, probably.
Right.
This is a good image for women's soccer.
I like to drink beer, eat a lot of donuts,
give the occasional wedgie.
You'll be on the Wheaties box in no time.
She said, good wedgie, as if, as if there's a bad wedgie.
Well, if you don't get maximum thrust,
it's really not a wedgie.
There's a technique to that, definitely.
You're telling me.
That's my whole summer camp experience,
was one long wedgie.
I was left to hang on telephone poles for months at a time.
Please let me down.
Are your parents supportive?
Are they supportive of your soccer playing career?
My parents are very supportive,
but absolutely clueless, which is fantastic.
I mean, my mom still is the ongoing joke today.
She doesn't know what position I play and, you know.
She doesn't know much about the game.
It's clueless.
It's great.
But she did, she's a nurse.
One time she was watching me play.
We were playing in Jacksonville, Florida.
It was a TV game.
It was like eight degrees and we never play in the cold.
I'm a California kid, so if it gets below like 70 degrees,
you know, I've got all the layers on.
And it was eight degrees in Jacksonville.
We didn't have any long sleeves.
We had nothing.
So at halftime, I said to the trainer,
you have got to give me something for my hands.
I think they're going to fall off.
You don't really need your hands in soccer,
but you need them to run, obviously.
So she gave me these latex gloves, like surgical gloves.
And-
Your mom was watching this game?
Yeah, my mom was watching this game.
And afterwards she said to me, she goes,
Jules, did you have like surgical gloves on?
And I came and I said, yeah, mom.
And I said, I was going to give a rectal exam after the game.
And she went, you were what?
You know-
She didn't know you were kidding?
Yeah, she was just like, huh?
She thought this is part of the sport now?
Nurse Judy, right there.
Fruity Judy, I call her.
Are the young fans, because soccer is something that,
you know, I see young kids everywhere playing soccer.
They love it.
Are they the ones that are the most rabid
when they come to a soccer game?
Oh yeah.
And that's been the thing.
Ever since we won the gold medal in Atlanta,
it's like, it's almost like a frenzy.
You know, these fans, these kids, they're fantastic.
You know, before they were passionate about the game,
but now it's like, they come to these games and,
you know, literally after a game,
they'll want to take your shoes.
They'll want to take your shin guards.
And I know this happens a lot with basketball athletes,
but I mean, you could literally throw out
these smelly, ripe socks into the, you know,
into the stands and they'll be like, yes, you know.
How much do they take?
I mean, how much clothes and stuff do they take?
You leave the stadium naked, basically.
Maybe, maybe that's more what they're, you know, it's-
Yeah, that's why they want the clothes.
It's possible they're not even really soccer fans.
They're just like, just give us your clothes.
Take it off.
Are you, are you super, you know, speaking of clothes,
some players, if they play well in a certain jersey
or something, they like to wear that jersey
again and again and again.
Are you superstitious that way?
Everyone always says that with athletes,
that you have all these superstitions.
And I, I kind of, I was as, when I was in high school,
back in the days, when I was a youngster,
I wore, in fact, I had these, this pair of underwear
that had these little soccer balls on it.
It was so cheesy with these little teddy bears.
And it was-
I have those, yeah.
Yeah.
Woo!
I saw them on that video, too.
All right.
Uh, and, uh.
And they, and I had to wear them every game.
Well, we ended up-
So you, every time, every game, because you wanted to win,
you kept wearing the same pair of underwear?
How many, how many games in a row are we talking here?
84.
Yeah.
Okay.
They were weathered.
Yes, okay.
So I said, no more.
84 in a row.
To the suspicions.
I'm getting the suspicions out of here.
So, no, I don't do that anymore.
Uh, but, uh, I gotta mention this.
The U.S. women's soccer team is playing exhibition games
all over the United States.
And this is exciting.
The sport is really growing fast.
And this is, this is gonna be a huge event.
They're, they're touting it as
the biggest women's sporting event in history, in 1999.
So it's gonna be, and the Rose Bowl has the final
in Los Angeles.
New York, the Giant Stadium has the opening.
Foxboro, you're from Boston, aren't you?
That's right.
Foxboro got a site.
So, uh, it's all over the place.
It's gonna be great.
All right, well, best of luck with that.
Thank you very much.
Come back and tell us how it all develops.
Julie Fowdy, everybody.
Terry Jones is coming up.
We'll take a break.
We'll be right back.
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Hello, everybody, we're back.
And guess what, ladies and gentlemen,
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We'll be right back with Terry Jones.
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