It's nice. It smells like burning tires in here now.
So, we do our top ten list now?
Alright. Our top ten list tonight from the home office in Oklahoma City.
Did you hear that the home office moved, Paul?
It moved to Oklahoma City.
Yeah, it originally was in Scottsdale, Arizona.
First, yeah.
Then it moved to Lincoln, Nebraska.
Yes.
And now it's in Oklahoma City.
Now, what? This is the home office of what?
I don't know. I don't know.
Geez, Paul, seven years.
Don't bring this kind of nonsense up tonight.
I didn't mean to...
Oh, my God!
Oh!
Thank you.
Folks, folks, let me ask you to consider something.
If the show tonight, for some reason or another, stinks, remember this.
I saved your lives.
Thank you, Dan.
Tonight's category, top ten reasons Diane Sawyer is leaving CBS.
You know this is true.
Diane Sawyer, lovely...
Well, she's a reporter and correspondent and part of 60 Minutes.
She is leaving CBS and she's going over to where? Going to...
Going to ABC, isn't she?
Yeah, that's right. ABC.
Post a little dance party show or something.
Really?
Really.
Diane's dance-a-thon.
Yeah.
Tonight's category, top ten reasons Diane Sawyer is leaving CBS.
Here we go.
Number ten.
Couldn't say the name Morley without giggling.
Number nine.
Local pick and pay no longer cashes CBS checks.
Number eight.
Couldn't work out differences with Steinbrenner.
I don't know what that means.
Number seven.
Bitter that her role as Psycho Maid in Not's Landing didn't become a recurring character.
Number six.
Disturbed by late night visits from costumed Harriet Reasoner.
Audience seems to be divided there.
Number five.
Thought Domino's Pizza was making fun of her.
Number four.
Number five.
Thought Domino's Pizza was making fun of her.
Number four.
Heard CBS might buy GE.
I'm sorry.
Heard CBS might be bought by GE.
My mistake.
Number three.
Andy Rooney.
Paul, you know these are reasons Diane Sawyer is leaving.
Is leaving CBS.
That's right.
Number two.
Spooky CBS eye symbols seem to always be staring at her.
And the number one reason.
Is there any reason to continue this?
Really?
And the number one reason Diane Sawyer is leaving CBS.
Dan Rather keeps calling her Debbie.
I'd give a week's pay for the cake to catch fire again.
We got a great show tonight kids.
Let me remind you again.
The gentleman who collects hair all the way from St. Louis.
Bill Black is with us.
And musician Harry Connick.
And also Omar Sharif.
That and plenty of stuff right after you take a look at this folks.
Come on back.
We'll be right back.
Although copiers are getting more and more sophisticated every day.
Their copies will never be as good.
As the original.
Show.
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Welcome back to the program, ladies and gentlemen.
Seven years ago tonight. Hal, were you here seven years ago tonight?
I think so.
How about Pete? Was Pete here seven years ago tonight?
He was here.
Gaines, were you here seven years ago tonight? Huh? What? When? Thank you.
Oh, should we do this now, the Al Mar's box of thrills?
Do you want to do it now or later? I don't mind.
Al Mar is here.
Al Mar is here. Hal, you weren't with us seven years ago.
Yes, I was. I was unnoticed. I was up on that man.
You were unnoticed?
I was unnoticed.
Now, what does that mean, Hal?
You totally ignored me then.
Oh!
Okay, we'll do the box of thrills later.
Now, anyway, you have loaded in there various odd things and you drop them
and we're all getting kind of tired of it, aren't we?
I think so.
Okay, so this may be one of the last few we do.
And anything I need to know tonight before you unload?
Well, we've taken every precaution.
I think we would use a little discretion.
Now, what does that mean? Should I duck? Should I get under the desk?
I think so. Duck, run for the hills.
What if I just backed off?
Back off.
All right, I'll just back off. All right.
Al Mar's box of thrills.
Al was not here.
No!
You know, Paul, these, they grow these in California.
What are these?
Up in Oxnard, they grow in bogs up there.
You ever been up there taking a look?
Yes, I have. And some people...
You see the people picking them up.
Look out! Watch it!
Careful, don't hurt yourself.
All right, now we've got to clean this mess up, don't we?
All right, no, that's all right. I'll get it out.
Oh, I'm sorry. Okay.
Now we have to bring out our first guest?
Well, this is poor planning, isn't it?
Look at this huge...
Well, he has nowhere to sit now, does he?
Do what?
What, our guests have them cleaned?
No, I'll clean it. No.
God forbid somebody else cleans up.
No, it's not like I'm doing anything.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
These are, these are, these are sea anemones.
These are the ones that grow, that they breed them together
and especially hybrid...
Now, now we're supposed to do a show.
Yeah.
Everything's down here.
Okay.
I'm ankle deep in extruded rubber.
Hey, and kind of enjoying it.
And now, and now you're telling me to speed up.
Yeah, okay. Speed up, Dave.
Sure. Stop wasting time cleaning up someone else's mess.
27 years ago, our first guest spent three months in the desert.
Well, then this would be no problem for him.
When he came back, they had one of the greatest epic motion pictures
of all time, Lawrence of Arabia.
It is now being re-released with new technology
and scenes that were not in the original film.
It's a pleasure to welcome to this program Omar Sharif.
Nice to see you again.
Thank you very much for coming.
Be careful.
Watch yourself.
Nice to see you.
Thank you.
You and I met a long time ago, didn't we?
Yes, you were.
I think the time we met, you were replacing Johnny Carson.
That's right.
Years and years ago, and it's good to see you again.
Thank you very much.
How are things?
Fine.
Yeah. You look terrific.
Yes, I look much older than I look in the film.
It's been 27 years.
27 years, yeah.
And I haven't seen it since 27 years,
and I'm rather dreading to see myself about 15 pounds lighter
and with black hair.
But I think it'll be fun to look back, don't you?
I think so.
Now, is it true that you have not seen it really in 27 years?
I haven't, no.
I mentioned in the introduction that there will be footage
in this version that was not in the original.
Do you know what that is?
Very little footage that wasn't,
but there's a lot of footage that was cut out of the film
unbeknown to the director and to the actors.
Now, how does that happen?
The producer did it.
I see, yeah.
Obviously, it was for, I think the exhibitors
wanted the film to be shorter
so that they could put in an extra performance of the film.
It was that popular.
So they kept cutting pieces out of it,
and finally there was about 40 minutes left out.
Does the stuff that they're adding
give us any information or any more background
or any detail that we didn't get in the original film?
Yes, there's a lot of stuff that explains better
the characters in the film, which were cut out.
And I think this is what the director wanted,
the original version, and he's getting it now.
And I understand that this is in 70 mil...