Baby, do you understand me now?
Sometimes I feel a little mad
But don't you know that no one alive can harm in nature
When things go wrong I seem to be bad
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood
Next on the Joey Rivera show, Confessions of a Television Maniac
We will talk to Mr. David Vincent who survived an Invaders marathon
So what happened when you first turned on the TV set for the marathon?
There was this light, a kind of glow
And you watched 26 hours of the Invaders on TV Heaven?
I'm afraid it's true
Confessions of a Television Maniac on the next Joey Rivera show
No more! No more!
No way this guy's gonna beat me
Not today
My serve is booming
A forehand just like Connors
Come on, backhand
I read all about psyching out guys like this
And it works
It's really a pretty easy game
When you get the right help
This guy's gonna be lucky to get more than two games off me
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Beginning November 2nd, Wednesdays are now Special Feature Wednesdays in TV Heaven 41
As we showcase the best in comedy, musicals, suspense, romance, horror, and the kitchen sink
For your best Wednesday night viewing, tune in to TV Heaven 41 for Special Feature Wednesdays
Where there's something for even the most discriminating mind
Holy jumble! Where's the hope of the world now?
Go walking past your house late last night The shapes were pulled in fun way down time From within the dim light cast Two silhouettes on the shade What a lovely couple they make
Silhouettes, silhouettes, silhouettes, silhouettes Silhouettes, silhouettes, silhouettes, silhouettes, silhouettes
Hey, thanks for these airbags here This job is now a piece of cake, Clare
But Vince
Yeah, I'll tell you something, partner I just might stick around a few more years
But Vince
No more dashboard du jour or Vince under glass, huh?
But Vince, look out!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Even with airbags, Vince, you still gotta remember to buckle your safety belt
Now you tell me
You could learn a lot from a dummy Buckle your safety belt
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You are watching the 12 o'clock High Marathon
Only here in TV Heaven 41
Pacific Pool and Patio is having a great fall spa sale
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Don't miss the exclusive showing of Up Close, the health special
This week's topic, winning at the weight loss game
We'll expose why people gain weight
We'll find out what works and what doesn't
We'll expose new techniques in weight loss, including stomach stapling and liposuction
We'll confront experts, doctors, nutritionists, and university professors
And we'll talk to actual people who have won at the weight loss game
It's a health special you won't want to miss
Sunday morning at 9.30 in TV Heaven 41
When was combat in TV Heaven 41?
I have to remember
I knew it just a minute ago
Combat
Ducking cover night
TV Heaven 41
Action
Drama
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Monday
On TV Heaven 41
In the beginning, people had problems sending for the free consumer information catalog
So they could order government booklets to help them stay healthy, do home repairs, and keep food safe
In time, it became easier to send for the free catalog
But when it arrived, listing 200 booklets to help you manage your money, find a job, learn about federal benefits, and more, it was still hard to handle
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They'll help you plan the style and size deck that's just right for your home and show you a variety of accessories like railings, benches, and planters to make your deck something extra special
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You are watching the 12 o'clock High Marathon, only here in TV Heaven 41
Metaloon and Mutants and Walking Rocks, I've seen them all
So what? So I've watched every episode of Outer Limits, every episode of One Step Beyond, every single science fiction movie ever made from Star Wars to Catwoman on the Moon
Does that make me weird? Huh? I'm not weird. Really
Tuesday night is science fiction night in TV Heaven. Heaven 41
Join us for an evening of fun and pride. Amarjah Dines Haunted House, the fortress of fear, October 21st through Halloween night
The fortress is located at Apache Plaza Mall at Silver Lake Ward and 37th Street in St. Anthony
Hours are Sunday through Thursday evenings from 7 to 11 and Friday and Saturday evenings from 6 to 12
Monday and Avril, starting at 2pm. Offices go towards the fight against the bear at the back. So join us at the Apache Plaza Mall for the Mounts of Dimes fourth
list of fear, October 21st through Halloween sponsored in part by KDW-VFM and TV Heaven 41
If you suffer from any of these medical problems, a contoured chair with optional heat and massage may help
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on your legs, thighs, hips and back. And to raise your legs above your heart, all you have to do is press this button
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Let me mail you this free contoured chair catalogue, filled with details on the health benefits contoured chairs provide
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It's up, up and away with the men of the 918th Bomb Squadron as the 12 o'clock high marathon continues. Next.
Some say agriculture has lost its promise. A half million FFA members have another opinion. There's new work to do and we're ready.
The FFA is preparing us to go far beyond the fence line. I want to be a botanist. Agro-science teacher. Ag journalist. A veterinarian. Don't let the headlines kid you. Agriculture holds plenty of promise. And we can make things happen.
It's no exaggeration to say that sitting this close to the TV makes me look younger. TV Heaven 41.
Do you know how to work a golf ball? Have a slice around a tree or poke on a dog leg left? Hi, I'm Tom Watson. I recently wrote an article about that in Golf Digest.
It's a magazine that completely covers the game. Shots, strategy, equipment, people. It's all in Golf Digest. You're looking for new clubs? A better ball? Golf Digest delivers.
Top playing professionals Nicklaus, Kite, Langer, teachers like Toskey and Flick take you shot for shot from the driver through the putter. If anything can take strokes off your handicap, it's Golf Digest.
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What is the true story? Did Matt and Kitty really spend a secret weekend at Doc's summer home in Cape Cod?
Find out if Miss Kitty is really steamed that Matt won't admit to their relationship in public. And just how jealous was Chester when he found out? It's all in the Dodge City Intruder.
Oh, I see.
And you can too in TV Heaven on Thursdays for Marshall Dillon on Western Night.
All aboard the Minnetonka Blackhawk, home of fine dining and the ultimate in elegance.
Treat yourself and someone special to a dining experience you'll never forget. An elegant evening aboard the Minnetonka Blackhawk.
With cars restored from the 30s and 40s, it runs along the Dakota rail line from the beautiful shores of Lake Minnetonka past historic Lake Wiconia.
The scenery is captivating, and so is the Minnetonka Blackhawk. Call 471-0703 for reservations.
It's quiz time. What is a well-balanced diet? The nutrition quiz is brought to you by All Natural Pam and Butter Flavored Pam Cooking Spray.
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None of these are true. A well-balanced diet consists of four servings of grain and cereal products, four servings of fruits and vegetables,
two servings of dairy products, two servings of meat, fish, or poultry a day.
Hi, I'm Christine with the Auto Directory. We would like to tell you about our computerized referral service.
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As they say, it was a cold, dark night. I've been sitting at Lucy's diner just wanting to be left alone when I was slipped an envelope.
I stepped out back. Hmm, if you want to see the Rockford finals again.
I feel very sorry for you. You must have a deep emotional problem.
I'm beginning to get one.
Could you hold these just a little bit, please?
Pacific Pool and Patio is having a great fall spa sale. And here's the best part. No payments, no interest for 90 days.
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Silver Eagle Records presents Michael Jackson. His greatest hits from the Motown years.
In the two of us, needless no more.
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When I was a kid, I used to sit in my room and watch war shows for hours.
And every day without fail, my mom would bang on the door and say,
How can you just plop yourself in that chair and watch such nonsense?
And I'd say, Mom, you learn teamwork from war shows and the spirit of competition.
Well, now that I've grown up and I got kids of my own, there's no way I'd ever let them get away with a line like that.
Monday night is Duck and Cover Night in TV Heaven.
Heaven 41.
You were watching the 12 o'clock high marathon only hearing TV Heaven 41.
TV Heaven 41 is proud to present a Western night classic Death Valley Days starring Ronald Reagan.
Who cut your hair, man? Nice bonnet, Rhyme.
OK, throw the cigar down. You're a real tough guy. Whatever.
I guess I just get naturally excited watching a hero in action.
So catch Ron's bad act Thursdays on Death Valley Days, a Western night classic only on TV Heaven 41.
Next on the Joey Rivera show, Confessions of a Television Maniac,
we will talk to Mr. David Vincent, who survived an Invaders marathon.
So what happened when you first turned on the TV set for the marathon?
There was this light, a kind of glow.
And you watched 26 hours of the Invaders on TV Heaven?
I'm afraid it's true.
Confessions of a Television Maniac on the next Joey Rivera show.
Ah! No more! No more!
The North Stars take on the Chicago Blackhawks Thursday night at 730 only on TV Heaven 41.
Here's the best value ever offered on a Christmas music collection, and it can be shipped in 48 hours.
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No sport has changed more over the past few years than tennis.
It's more colorful, competitive, and controversial than ever.
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the new equipment, and the tips that can improve your game.
Every month you'll meet today's and tomorrow's tennis greats on the court and off,
with full coverage of the top matches, where, when, and who will be playing.
Tennis brings you the newest ideas and equipment, rackets, stringing, shoes, what works and what doesn't.
Masters of the game like Connors, Ash, and Traver take you from baseline basics to advanced court strategy.
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You'll also get our free booklet with tips to improve your game.
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Hi, I'm Christine with the auto directory.
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I've been researching television and the media since 1968.
I've served at major universities and been on panels throughout the world.
And my findings conclude that there is no such thing as subliminal television.
The idea that hidden or dispersed messages are repeated throughout regular programming is ludicrous.
There has been no concrete evidence on this issue until now.
And I tell it all in my book, The Joy of TV.
In its time, a room like this was considered a show place.
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Time to stop flying at Star Wars! Bail out!
Stay tuned for some of television's best World War II drama as the 12 o'clock high marathon continues.
By heaven, I do love. TV Heaven 41.
The invaders, they look like us, live among us, and they plan to take over the Earth by becoming us.
But they have no heartbeats.
David Vincent knows who they are, knows their plans.
He can save us if only someone will listen to him.
The invaders on science fiction night, Tuesdays at 7 in TV Heaven.
Robots. Thinkers, creators, no or yes.
See Robots and Beyond, a new exhibit at the Science Museum.
They write music. They say they can see.
So what can't they do?
They're robots and understand as much language as a three-year-old child.
Robots and Beyond, an exhibit at the Science Museum through January 8th.
Things that get everybody thinking.
What would it be like to play in a Pro-Am with Tom Watson?
You see, anything I can improve, Tom, just to speak up.
Remember Andy, you have to turn your back to the target every time you make a full swing.
On chip shots around the green, you start the forward swing by moving your right knee toward the target, like this.
That's it.
When you're putting into the wind, first widen your stance and then crouch a little.
Thanks Tom. You got any more pointers?
The best one of all. You get a lesson every month along with tips from players like Jack Nicklaus, Tom Kite, and Sam Snead.
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Hi, I'm Christine with the Auto Directory. We would like to tell you about our computerized referral service.
Buying a newer used vehicle is as easy as one phone call.
Tell us what you're looking for and we'll send you a computerized list of vehicles that match your description absolutely free.
No more thumbing through pages of newspaper ads. It's easy and it's free.
If you're selling a vehicle, give us a call and we'll put the information in our computer and weekly newspaper.
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Hello and welcome. Today's heavenly recipe of the day is Duck and Cover Hot Dish.
Now first you want to start with a firm base of suspense.
And then add a layer of human drama for texture and then maybe a generous portion of teamwork.
Next add a little dash of leadership and sprinkle lightly with ammunition to make it appealing to the eye.
And don't you know it tastes good too.
For a taste, watch Combat on Duck and Cover Night Mondays at 7 and TV Heaven 41.
I am everyday people.
That was 1969's number one smash hit, Everyday People. And here's more chart-busting hits to keep the request lines lit.
People everywhere just want to be free.
Love is kind of crazy. Well, the spooky little girl like you.
And my love is a real good old story.
These are the solid gold hits you've asked for. I can't play them all but now you can get them from Silver Eagle Records.
Keep on rockin'. 45 original hits by the original stars on four LPs or three long play cassettes for just $19.95.
And then along comes Mary. And if you can't leave.
With the one you love, honey. Love the one you win. Time has come today. I won't let them leave.
They call it yellow, yellow.
Going off to spirit and to stand.
Having a party, cruising the boulevard. This is the one that will keep on rockin'.
Keep on rockin'. Now available only through this exclusive TV offer on four LPs or three long play cassettes for just $19.95.
Here's how to order.
Use your credit card and call 1-800-789-2500. That's 1-800-789-2500.
Or save COD charges and send just $19.95 plus $3.50 shipping and handling to Keep on Rockin'.
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All aboard the Minnetonka Blackhawk. Home of fine dining and the ultimate in elegance.
Treat yourself and someone special to a dining experience you'll never forget. An elegant evening aboard the Minnetonka Blackhawk.
With cars restored from the 30s and 40s, it runs along the Dakota rail line from the beautiful shores of Lake Minnetonka past historic Lake Waconia.
The scenery is captivating and so is the Minnetonka Blackhawk. Call 471-0703 for reservations.
The heavenly question of the day is, how do you get into TV Heaven?
It's a complex mathematical formula that they take the number of hours of TV that you've watched over your lifetime
and they take the potential number of hours you could watch over your lifetime and they divide it and get a factor.
And then they apply that factor to the average number of hours per viewer.
And if you're within 10%, either way, you get to TV Heaven.
If you suffer from any of these medical problems, a contour chair with optional heat and massage may help.
I'm Art Linkletter and I'm concerned about these health problems.
That's why I want to mail you this free contour chair catalog.
You see, contour chairs are orthopedically designed to provide the kind of firm support you need to help reduce pressure on your legs, thighs, hips, and back.
And to raise your legs above your heart, all you have to do is press this button.
If you're concerned about your health, get free facts by mail about contour.
Find out about the marvelous relaxation that comes from the proper positioning of your body.
Let me mail you this free contour chair catalog, filled with details on the health benefits contour chairs provide.
Call me to get this important free information by mail now.
Call 1-800-228-1010. That's 1-800-228-1010 toll free.
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You are watching the 12 o'clock High Marathon.
Only here in TV Heaven 41.
Where are all these cow folks headed for?
Where are all these down folk headed for?
Where's the beef headed for?
To TV Heaven 41 on Thursday nights.
So, laugh through your partner and gather around that campfire every Thursday night for Western Night on TV Heaven 41.
What secret do all these people share?
Quietly, behind the scenes, through Foster Parents Plan, each is opening his or her heart to a desperately poor child.
I wanted to do something about that.
I wanted to give one youngster overseas a chance at a better life.
And that's what Foster Parents Plan does.
A child in another country, who is in need of a better life.
And that's what Foster Parents Plan does.
A child in another country, who hungers and thirsts after simple gifts.
A decent meal, a cup of clean water.
But all too often is denied them.
So the child faces sacrifice and sickness.
And sometimes, suffering.
If you want to do something important for a child, call this toll free number.
Because you care, a child will have enough food, life saving vaccines,
the chance to go to school, perhaps for the first time ever.
All it takes is $22 a month, just pennies a day.
But you can change a child's life.
And your life will change too.
When you call, we'll send you your foster child's picture and personal story.
Soon you'll start getting regular reports on all the good your help is doing.
And you'll share the family's joy through notes and drawings done especially for you.
There's a special someone out there who'd love to have you as a foster parent.
You can get involved one on one with that special someone.
Do it. You'll love it.
The needy child in Colombia or India isn't a foreigner anymore.
She's your neighbor.
So please join with me and thousands of other Americans from coast to coast.
Call this toll free number now to become a foster parent.
When you're a foster parent, you're in good company.
A company of people who care.
Right now, get in on the secret.
Do something meaningful, something important.
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You could be that child's only chance for tomorrow.
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Music
Watch for dark shadows.
Moving to weeknight 6 p.m. starting Monday, October 31st in TV Heaven.
Heaven 41.
T.W.V.F.M. and TV Heaven 41.
Pacific Pool and Patio is having a great fall spa sale.
And here's the best part.
No payments, no interest for 90 days.
Zero down, 100% financing.
Choose from our large inventory of sizes, shapes, and colors.
Featuring the famous beach port spots.
Remember, no payments, no interest for 90 days.
We're not best because we're biggest.
We're biggest because we're best.
Pacific Pool and Patio, stop in at any one of our four Twin Cities locations today.
You are watching the 12 o'clock High Marathon.
Only here in TV Heaven 41.
This is the increasingly competitive world we live in.
And this is the country we want ahead of the competition.
These are the people we'll be depending on to keep this country ahead of the competition.
These are the colleges and universities we're relying on for the people we're depending on to keep this country ahead of the competition.
So if you want America to stay number one in the world, do something about it.
Give to the college of your choice.
Beginning November 2nd, Wednesdays are now special feature Wednesdays in TV Heaven 41.
As we showcase the best in comedy, musical,
suspense, romance, horror,
and the kitchen sink for your best Wednesday night viewing,
tune in to TV Heaven 41 for special feature Wednesdays where there's something for even the most discriminating mind.
Holy jumble! Where's the hope of the world now?
Next on the Joey Rivera Show, Confessions of a Television Maniac,
we will talk to Mr. David Vincent who survived an Invaders marathon.
So what happened when you first turned on the TV set for the marathon?
There was this light, a kind of glow.
And you watched 26 hours of the Invaders on TV Heaven?
I'm afraid it's true.
Confessions of a Television Maniac on the next Joey Rivera Show.
Ah! No more! No more!
What happened? What's there, a candle in here?
Does the VCR work when the power's off?
Look what I found. We're in good shape.
What are we going to do?
Well, we could talk.
About what?
About camping, David. You never did tell us about your scout trip.
And the moments you start sharing, all that's in your heart and mind,
is the moment you discover all the love you never thought you'd find.
Oh, let's do this again.
That's a good idea.
Families grow closer, one conversation at a time.
A message from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Stay tuned as the men of the 918th Bomb Squadron put their lives on the line
in the turmoil of war as the 12 o'clock high marathon continues.
Save your day for heaven. TV Heaven 41.
The North Stars take on the Chicago Blackhawks, Thursday night at 730 only in TV Heaven 41.
Don't miss the exclusive showing of Up Close, the health special.
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Sunday morning at 930 in TV Heaven 41.
Next on the Joey Rivera Show, Confessions of a Television Maniac,
we will talk to Mr. David Benson, who survived an invader's marathon.
So what happened when you first turned on the TV set for the marathon?
There was this light, a kind of glow.
And you watched 26 hours of the invaders on TV Heaven?
I'm afraid it's true.
Confessions of a Television Maniac on the next Joey Rivera Show.
Ah! No more! No more, please.
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Clearly, we all have plenty of obstacles in our lives,
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In life, if you are trained to think in terms of plot, you are trained to think in terms of solution.
What I'm getting at is that we are all detectives in this mystery we call our lives.
Friday night is Detective Night in TV Heaven.
Heaven 41.
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According to regulation 345 of the Commission on Commissioning Factors of Heavenly TV Stations,
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we at TV Heaven 41 are requested to bring you this home correspondence course.
Science 101.
This room is moving at the amazing speed of 66,000 miles an hour.
So tune in to Science Fiction Theater, Tuesday nights at 8.30 on TV Heaven 41.
The North Stars take on the Chicago Blackhawks, Thursday night at 7.30 only on TV Heaven 41.
You were right, Vince.
Say what?
When you hit a wall going 50 and you're not wearing a safety belt, your head will fit in the glove box.
You could learn a lot from a dummy. Buckle your safety belt.
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I read all about psyching out guys like this.
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It's really a pretty easy game.
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Hark the hell angels sing.
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Sigh.
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Stick Tracy time.
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I did the detective bit cool, except that I got the info mixed up.
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Next on the Joey Rivera Show, Confessions of a Television Maniac, we will talk to Mr. David Benson, who survived an invaders marathon.
So what happened when you first turned on the TV set for the marathon?
There was this light, a kind of glow.
And you watched 26 hours of the invaders on TV Heaven?
I'm afraid it's true.
Confessions of a Television Maniac, on the next Joey Rivera Show.
Ah! No more! No more, please.
Hey, thanks for these airbags here. This job is now a piece okay, Claire.
But then?
Yeah, I'll tell you something, partner. I just might stick around a few more years.
But then?
No more Dashboard du Jour or Vince Under Glass.
But Vince, look out!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Even with airbags, Vince, you still got to remember to buckle your safety belt.
Now, you tell me.
You could learn a lot from a dummy. Buckle your safety belt.
You are watching the 12 o'clock High Marathon, only here in TV Heaven 41.
Do you know how to work a golf ball? How to slice around a tree or poke on a dog leg left?
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Dazzle your guests. Impress your friends.
I like party games. I like post office. Well, where's the post office?
Bring down the roof. Be the life of the party.
Now, all those other parties will end with people falling in love with each other,
with people getting sore at each other, with hangovers, and with plenty of work for the maid.
Tune in to TV Heaven 41 Tuesday nights at 8 for One Step Beyond.
One thing I can't stand is a party that never ends.
You can bring the world to your people. You can help them, you can give it, you can try.
You can fly on the wings of mercy. Don't you know these cards save lives?
You can bring your friend a UNICEF card today. You can save the life of a child.
And the world will sing for the life you save.
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Stay tuned as we take off for high-flying action-packed adventure as the 12 o'clock high marathon continues.
Save your night for heaven. TV Heaven 41.
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You were right, Vince. Say what?
When you hit a wall going 50 and you're not wearing a safety belt, your head will fit in the glove box.
You could learn a lot from a dummy. Buckle your safety belt.
In the beginning, people had problems sending for the free consumer information catalog so they could order government booklets to help them stay healthy, do home repairs, and keep food safe.
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Welcome to the Wyatt Observatory, where Professor Albert will attempt to bring the mysteries of the universe into sharp focus.
The heavenly question of the day is, what is TV heaven?
Big, oily pizza and no commercials.
That's where the oldies and goodies are.
TV heavens were all a-broken. TVs go.
Haven't the slightest idea.
A big, overstuffed sofa.
Isn't this it?
Heaven 41.
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Baby, do you understand me now? Sometimes I feel a little mad.
But don't you know that no one alive can all be an angel when things go wrong I seem to be bad.
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood.
Join us for an evening of fun and pride.
I'm out of Don's haunted house, the Fortress of Fear, October 21st through Halloween night.
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Off to the seats goes the fight against the effects.
So join us at Apache Plaza Mall for the Mounts of Don's Fortress of Fear, October 21st through Halloween, sponsored in part by KDW-BFM and TV Heaven 41.
Growing up in Minnesota, I learned to enjoy and respect our waterfall.
That's why I want you to know what happens on the vast Louisiana wintering range.
Louisiana porters illegally kill countless birds.
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You are watching the 12 o'clock High Marathon, only here in TV Heaven 41.
Silver Eagle Records presents Michael Jackson.
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Okay, it's time to play Duck and Cover.
Our first contestant is a P.T. Boat commander in the South Pacific.
Let's say hello to Commander Quentin McHale.
Okay, our next contestant is a member of the 93rd Combat Division.
Let's give a warm hello to Sergeant Chip Saunders.
Last but not least, he's been flying bombers since he was eight years old.
Let's say hello to Brigadier General Frank Savage.
On Duck and Cover night, come cheer our boys on to victory on TV Heaven 41.
Welcome to the Wyatt Observatory, where Professor Albert will attempt to bring the mysteries of the universe into sharp focus.
The heavenly question of the day is, how do you get into TV Heaven?
Hmm. Watch a lot of TV. Beats me.
You have to know the right people.
Well, you get into TV Heaven through the medium of solid state circuitry.
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Heaven 41.
Next on the Joey Rivera Show, Confessions of a Television Maniac,
we will talk to Mr. David Vincent, who survived an Invaders marathon.
So what happened when you first turned on the TV set for the marathon?
There was this light, a kind of glow.
And you watched 26 hours of The Invaders on TV Heaven?
I'm afraid it's true.
Confessions of a Television Maniac on the next Joey Rivera Show.
Ah! No more. No more.
The North Stars take on the Chicago Blackhawks. Thursday night at 730, only in TV Heaven 41.
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What workers like myself know that the Shopsmith Mark V is the right tool for almost any homework shop job.
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The Mark V is a 10-inch table saw.
Sanding to equal lengths.
The Mark V is a 12-inch disc sander.
An exact line of dowel joints.
The Mark V is a horizontal boring machine.
Turning a table leg.
The Mark V is a 34-inch wood lathe.
Dead center spindle holes.
The Mark V is a 16-1⁄2-inch vertical drill press.
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The human mind.
It's incredibly complex and powerful.
Just consider, thousands have walked on fire without so much as a blister.
Major surgery.
But patients feeling no pain even though no anesthetic has been used.
How can the Fire Walkers do it?
What is mental training?
Why would so many moviegoers unknowingly feel motivated to buy refreshments?
Thursday at 1110 in TV Heaven 41.
You got to think, think, think about it before you time to keep, think, think, think, before you sit in the drive-thru seat.
You got to use caution, you got to use caution, you got to use caution, your songs make you drive, you're all about it.
You know what I'm saying?
Caution, you got to use caution, you got to use caution, just drink it and drive.
Ain't that right? You know what I mean?
Stay pleased.
Stay tuned as we take off for high-flying action-packed adventure as the 12 o'clock high marathon continues.
Last night, he reached right up and pulled a star from heaven. TV Heaven 41.
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Hey, Scout. There's two superheroes on TV Heaven in the afternoon.
Well, I'll be hanged.
["The Star-Spangled Banner"]
Him a beauty.
Mmm, you watched Superman following Lone Ranger in TV Heaven 41.
I was hoping you'd join us.
Weekday afternoons for The Lone Ranger at 4.30 and Superman at 5.
["The Star-Spangled Banner"]
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Don't miss the exclusive showing of Up Close, the health special.
This week's topic, winning at the weight loss game.
We'll expose why people gain weight.
We'll find out what works and what doesn't.
We'll expose new techniques in weight loss, including stomach stapling and liposuction.
We'll confront experts, doctors, nutritionists, and university professors.
And we'll talk to actual people who have won at the weight loss game.
It's a health special you won't want to miss.
Sunday morning at 9.30 in TV Heaven 41.
If you work with someone who has AIDS, do you know which of these things is safe to do?
Using the same coffee pot.
Using the same microwave oven.
Shaking hands.
Sharing tools.
Working on the same computer.
Riding in the same elevator.
Riding in the same car.
Using the same telephone.
Drinking from the same water fountain.
Sitting in the same chair.
Using the same pen.
Using the same typewriter.
Eating in the same cafeteria.
Sitting at the same table.
Using the same bathroom.
Handling the same papers.
Touching the same controls.
Using the same copying machine.
Yes, all of these things are safe to do.
In fact, any normal activity in the workplace is safe to do with someone who has AIDS.
For more information, write the Will Rogers Institute, White Plains, New York.
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We're biggest because we're best.
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Stop in at any one of our forums, Twin Cities locations today.
You are watching the 12 o'clock High Marathon.
Only here in TV Heaven 41.
In the beginning, people had problems sending for the free consumer information catalog
so they could order government booklets to help them stay healthy,
do home repairs, and keep food safe.
In time, it became easier to send for the free catalog.
But when it arrived, listing 200 booklets to help you manage your money,
find a job, learn about federal benefits, and more, it was still hard to handle.
During the Dark Ages, the address for Pueblo, Colorado was almost lost.
But that was history.
Today, the free consumer information catalog is easy to send for, easy to get, and easy to use.
And now you'll get a free sample booklet with the catalog.
So send your name and address to free catalog.
Pueblo, Colorado 81009.
Do it today.
It could be the best thing you've done in ages.
Next on the Joey Rivera Show, Confessions of a Television Maniac,
we will talk to Mr. David Vincent, who survived an Invaders marathon.
So what happened when you first turned on the TV set for the marathon?
There was this light, a kind of glow.
And you watched 26 hours of the Invaders on TV Heaven?
I'm afraid it's true.
Confessions of a Television Maniac on the next Joey Rivera Show.
Ah! No more! No more!
I am everyday people.
That was 1969's number one smash hit, Everyday People.
And here's more chart-busting hits that keep the request lines lit.
People everywhere just want to be free.
Love is a candy, please, it was a smoky little girl like you.
My love is a real good old story.
These are the solid gold hits you've asked for.
I can't play them all, but now you can get them from Silver Eagle Records.
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And then along comes Mary.
And if you can't leave with the one you love, honey, love the one you with.
Time has come today, and I won't let her leave.
They call it Hello, Hello.
How about a party? Cruisin' the boulevard? This is the one that'll keep on rockin'. Keep on rockin'. Now available only through this exclusive TV offer on four LPs or three long-play cassettes for just $19.95. Here's how to order.
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I'm stuck on you. Got this feeling down deep in my soul that I just can't lose. Guess I'm on my way.
Personally, I learned about the disease and all the implications when my brother was diagnosed.
And it was a harsh reality. I had to learn a lot very quickly, even though I thought I knew a lot about AIDS.
The picture changed when it became a family issue.
If I, the son of a Baptist minister, from basically a rural area, can acquire AIDS, anybody can.
Obviously women can get AIDS. I mean, I'm certainly here to witness to that.
That it's not a we-they disease. It's an us disease.
AIDS is not a problem that affects other people. AIDS affects us all.
Know the facts about AIDS. Know how to protect yourself and your family. Tell others.
For answers to your questions about AIDS, call 1-800-342-AIDS.
You are watching the 12 o'clock High Marathon, only here in TV Heaven 41.
I did it again. I meshed the tri-quarter microchip with the griflon tractor beam and burned out the high particle shield linings.
Phasers and lasers, microwaves and lightsabers, they don't make them like they used to.
Just give me the old west. No frills, no nonsense. That's the way I like it. That's why I like watching westerns.
Thursday night is western night in TV Heaven. Heaven 41.
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It's up, up and away with the men of the 918th Bomb Squadron as the 12 o'clock high marathon continues. Next.
Heaven is a state of mind. TV Heaven 41.
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They've been here because we've been here.
The Invaders poem.
One of them might be your neighbor. Or one of them might be at work. Maybe one of them could be the grocery store clerk.
They're the invaders, and they're not from this world. But don't get paranoid and come on furl.
Just look for their pinky that doesn't quite bend. For if you don't see it, it could mean you're in.
But who knows? They might have a good recipe for hot dish.