Let's all watch the knock-knock show No place like the weather be
Knock, knock, who's there?
Let's see!
In glory, I'm warning, we're here to sing our song
So stand up on your happy feet and come and sing along
H-O-N-E-S-T-Y, honesty is what you need inside
Cause when you're true and you don't lie, you won't even have to drive to have honesty
I'm women, honestly I'm happy as can be
Because the truth is deep inside of me and honesty
It's just so plain to see that I feel the best and I'm happiest when I'm with me
H-O-N-E-S-T-Y, honesty is something you can't hide
Cause when it's time for you to choose, you know exactly what to do
Honesty, I'm women, honestly I'm happy as can be
Because the truth is deep inside of me and honesty
It's just so plain to see that I feel the best and I'm happiest when I'm with me
That I feel the best and I'm happy as with honesty
Oh no! I'm in trouble! What do I do?
Woodrow, trust God and always tell the truth. You must.
Stay on target. Stay on target.
Yeah, can't even tell, right? Yes, we can!
Honesty, I'm women, honestly I'm happy as can be
Because the truth is deep inside of me and honesty
It's just so plain to see that I feel the best and I'm happiest when I'm with me
Crystal said she's coming over later for story time.
Great!
See my pretty teacups? So many beautiful colors!
Who put the color in your eyes? Who put the blue in skies?
Who made the green grass green? Who put the orange in the tanzer room?
Who made the bright-soond yellow? Who put the hair on a red-headed feller?
Who put the purple in the plum? Cause it made it more fun, aren't you glad?
For all these colors, thank God for all these colors
Who put the colors in the rainbow? Or the pink in the pink flamingo?
Who put the silver in a dime? Or the gold in a nugget you mine?
Who put the copper in a penny? Or the gray in a hair-made penny?
Who put the black in the grow and the white in the snow?
Aren't you glad for all these colors? Thank God for all these colors
The yellow meets the blue, the two make green, the purliest green you've ever seen
Mix that blue together with the red, you'll end up with a bird instead
Who put the orange in a carrot? Or the green in the feather of a parrot?
Who put the brown in the ground? And I bet you've found you're glad for all these colors
Thank God for all these colors
Come on, hurry, I'll play.
Careful. Tea?
Yeah, sure.
You're supposed to say, yes, please.
Yes, please.
So nice to see you today, Mr. Peabody.
Uh-huh.
Isn't it a lovely day to drink tea?
Uh-huh.
Come on, Woody.
I think Granny wants a bite.
She makes the funniest noises.
My name is Keely.
And my name is Drew.
We painted a picture of our trip to the zoo.
We saw lions and tigers and monkeys and bears.
And each made a sound as we visited there.
So look at our picture and then make a choice.
Which of God's animals is using their voice?
That's a lion.
Now where could he be?
Look over there in the shade of that tree.
That is a monkey.
Can you spot him too?
In that tree over there.
Isn't it fun when we play at the zoo?
That's an elephant.
You're really good.
He's beside those big rocks on the edge of the woods.
That's a seal.
And it's in the pool.
Seals like to play there to keep nice and cool.
There were so many sounds when we went to the zoo.
And we are so happy we could share them with you.
The end.
Now let's go to the big tea party.
Miss Mary Jane, you're invited.
And Susie Q, so are you.
And Miss Pretty Chrissy, where are you?
Oh, thanks, Grant.
Her head is...
Who did this?
I don't know.
Don't let your words be harsh like sandpaper,
but soft like a teddy bear.
Would you please come over here?
Did you break my mess, Pretty Chrissy?
Stay on target.
I don't know.
What do you mean, I don't know?
Did you?
Did I what?
No.
No, I didn't.
Well, then who did?
Oh, no.
Woodrow, I am your father.
You need to listen to me, son.
Tell the truth.
What's that sound?
Next door dog.
Wake up, next door dog.
On the count of three, we need to wake up, next door dog.
One, two, three.
Wake up, next door dog.
Whatcha doing?
What are you doing?
Snoozing, snoozing, snoozing.
But not here.
You need to go home, like Mom always says.
Children, remember the next door dog has his own home.
You have to go home, next door dog.
Bye.
Wait a minute.
Next door dog must have broken Miss Pretty Prissy.
Yeah.
He must have slipped in and chewed her hat off.
Ooh, wait till I see him again.
Oh, hey there, cool cats.
Zoop zah wah.
Reading books is where it's at.
We can have story time.
Crystal can't come over now.
Bye, Granny.
What's wrong, Dory?
Yeah.
This is useless.
My doll's head is being held together by a purple dove.
My best friend can't come over.
And now Story Clown won't pop up to tell us a story.
How much more can I take?
Dorothea, remember, when things go all wacky, Jesus is there.
All you have to do is...
Use your faith, Dorothea.
You know what happens when I stop to pray.
I can't make Jesus a part of every day.
I just put my hands together, the left and then the right.
Then bow my head and talk to God all day and every night.
Tell him how I love him.
Tell him when I'm sad.
Tell him when I'm thankful.
He'll forgive me when I'm bad.
I just simply ask him to come into my heart.
Cause when I am praying, God will hear me from the start.
Do you want to know how to learn to pray?
So you can make Jesus a part of every day.
Just put your hands together, the left and then the right.
Then bow your head and talk to God all day and every night.
Tell him how you love him.
Tell him when you're sad.
Tell him when you're thankful.
He'll forgive you when you're bad.
Just go on and ask him to come into your heart.
Cause when you are praying, God will hear you from the start.
Now we know what happens when we stop to pray.
It feels good when Jesus is a part of every day.
Hey Joy, I think I know how to fix Miss Pretty Pussy.
Not now Woody.
No I really do.
Here take her.
I need your head too.
Dear God, I'm feeling very very mad right now.
Nothing's going right.
Crystal can't come over, Story Clown won't pop up,
and Next Door Dog chewed my doll's head off.
I know I should forgive Next Door Dog for chewing Miss Pretty Pussy's head,
but it's all just a mess.
Please help me.
Amen.
I made her better, you want to see?
You did?
Huh? I bandaged her up.
It's a scarf.
To keep her warm.
In the window?
What's so funny?
Nothing Woody.
Thank you for fixing her.
You're welcome.
Hey, what happened?
Did you turn it on?
No I didn't.
I'm sorry.
Now laughter is something that starts down deep inside.
It starts to bubble up to tickle,
up on your damn pie.
Cause when you start to giggle,
it turns to a guffaw.
And then when you get going,
it sounds like ho ho ho.
Giggle.
There are things that you can laugh at,
like a juggler or a clown.
A lady with a crazy hat.
Or when people laugh.
Sometimes when I am laughing,
it turns to awesome lords.
But makes me feel so good inside.
There is no other source.
Let me hear you now!
Ha ha ha ha!
Hee hee hee!
Oh oh oh!
Hee hee hee!
There is so much stuff that's funny
Where laughter can be found
God put that joy inside of us
To spread it all around
So when you feel that tickle
And almost wanna burst
Remember God invented it
He thought for laughter first!
Hee hee hee!
Ha ha ha!
Hee hee hee!
Oh oh oh!
Hee hee hee!
Ha ha ha ha!
Hee hee hee!
Oh oh oh!
Hee hee hee!
Oh!
Oh! Sure was!
Hope I didn't sign this with a kelly guy!
Ha ha ha ha!
What are you doing in Dr. Who's tweet?
Bird watching!
Don't look at us!
You're the bird silly!
Ha ha ha ha!
Just tell him sorry, wrong door duck!
Ready? One, two, three!
Sorry, wrong door duck!
Ha ha ha ha!
What happened?
Oh oh!
Wrong door duck startled me!
I hooted, I startled him!
He quacked and we both fell!
Are you alright?
Quite!
Hello everyone!
What happened to her?
I don't know!
Someone broke her!
I think next door dog did it!
I hope whoever broke her will tell you soon!
It's so important to tell the truth!
The Belmont Family Theatrical Consortium proudly presents
the new and definitely unusual operatic experience
Jolly Old Jerusalem!
And today making their operatic debut
Dorothea and Woodrow Belmont!
What about that pedo guy?
The guy that gave up fishing to follow Jesus?
That's a good example.
He lied!
Did not!
Quiet, quiet, quiet!
The show bus goes on and on and on!
Ah!
No!
Not so fast!
Wow!
He's truth-making!
And his trusty sidekick honest to goodness!
The trouble detector in my sturdy sports glasses
revealed to me that you are having a problem.
The good book will settle this one.
The Bible is the perfect word of God that tells us how we should live.
It also tells about people just like us and the mistakes that they've made.
Right!
So we won't make the same mistakes.
You mean people from the Bible weren't perfect?
Some lied!
That's terrible!
That's why God sent Jesus.
He was the only one to live a perfect life.
He came to save us from our sins.
Sins like lying!
So what about this guy Peter the Fisherman?
You'll have to see it to believe it.
Hit it!
Dear, your belt!
Long ago in Jerusalem there was a man named Peter.
Peter!
Peter was a disciple of Jesus and he loved him very much.
Peter!
One evening Jesus and all the disciples went to a room.
They ate a meal together and Jesus told Peter something he didn't want to hear.
Poor Peter! Poor Peter!
Jesus had told me something terrible.
He said that before the roof was closed that I would deny him three times.
He says, you'll buy, he says, you'll buy, he says, you'll buy.
But I told him he was wrong.
They've captured Jesus.
They've taken Jesus.
Oh no!
This is terrible!
Wait!
See that man by the door there?
He was the Jesus.
I don't know the man named Jesus.
Cock-a-doodle-doo.
I know I saw that man named Jesus.
I don't know the man named Jesus.
Cock-a-doodle-doo.
We'll show you who that Jesus man is.
I don't know that man.
Woof woof woof!
Oh no!
What have I done?
Woody?
Huh? What?
Oh, it's you, Truth Man.
I never knew that lying could make you feel so bad inside.
And hurt other people.
God gave us the Bible to help us live our lives and not make the same mistakes over and over like Peter did.
The Bible says to put on the belt of truth.
When you feel like you want to lie...
And lying doesn't make God happy.
It will protect you.
Here's one for you.
And one for you.
Go on, put them on.
Wear them as a reminder.
To protect you.
Because when you wear the belt of truth...
You'll never get caught with your pants down.
Honest to goodness.
Thanks, Truth Man. Thanks, Honest to Goodness.
Wow! Truth Man and Honest to Goodness sure look like mom and dad.
Oh, you're silly. That couldn't be Truth Man.
Dad doesn't wear clothes.
Mom would never wear her hair like that.
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
You see, telling the truth is quite important.
Oh, if you'll excuse me.
A chrome door duck puts that vacuum cleaner away.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Goodbye.
Honesty, I'm living.
Honestly, I'm happy.
As can be.
Because the truth is deep inside of me.
And honesty...
Is just so plain to see.
Gotta feel the best and I'm happiest with honesty.
Hi, God.
I told Joy I didn't break her doll.
Hi-ya! Ouch!
I'm sorry I told a lie today.
Hi-ya!
Will you forgive me?
Amen.
Story?
Yeah?
I have to tell you something.
Yeah?
I'm happy to tell you something.
Oh, hey there, cool cats.
Zibbity-bip-bip-bip.
Reading books is very exciting.
It's okay, Story Clown.
We want to hear you, don't we?
Yeah!
Yippity-skippity-dippity-doo.
Come on, you try it.
Okay.
Yippity-skippity-dippity-doo.
Hey!
Oh, Nifty.
Zim-bop-shabam.
Now, let's read.
Under God's big top lived a juggling clown whose name was Yippie-Skippee.
His nose was round and really red and his hair was purple and flippy.
Yippie was a silly clown in a circus traveling far and wide.
He made the children laugh and laugh, but Yippie was sad inside.
You see, people were not laughing at the tricks that he could do, like stand on his head or blow big bubbles or make his ears turn blue.
They giggled at his hair and nose and his feet that were skinny and big.
They honked his nose and pulled on his hair, thinking that it was a wig.
How were all the kids to know that Yippie's nose and hair were real?
There was no way they could understand how their laughing made Yippie feel.
When he was saddened, Yippie packed his bag and cried big elephant tears.
And trudging away from the circus tent, he moped.
Nobody wants me here.
Well, just beyond a grove of oaks lived a chubby cat named Larry.
His hair was orange, his eyes were green, and he was really hairy.
Now, Larry had one friend, tiny Ted the Mouse, and both lived happily together underneath Mr. Art's old house.
While Larry and Ted were romping about as Yippie was passing through, they had never seen a real clown before and shouted,
Who and what are you?
Yippie dropped his purple head and sadly whispered his name.
I used to be a circus clown, but now I am ashamed.
No one likes me. I don't fit in. People laugh at me. They even squeeze my round red nose and pick on my funny feet.
Ted crawled up on Yippie's round red nose and gazed him eye to eye.
Just because you're different doesn't give you a reason to cry.
Look at me. I'm small and fat, and I have four feet, not two.
And Larry the orange cat over there is funny looking too.
Larry said to Yippie,
Being different is really neat. God made you just the way you are. He loves your nose and feet.
Do you really think so?
Larry and Ted said,
Yes, we do.
Now get yourself back to the circus.
And always, always be you.
So Yippie hugged his two new friends and began to skip away when suddenly he had an idea.
Wanna join the circus today?
So Larry and Ted packed their bags and skipped off with Yippie the clown.
And now they live under the big top together, laughing from town to town.
That was great.
My backstory clown.
Zippity bam. All right now. Happy to do it, kiddarylos.
Oh, hey, Dorie?
Yeah?
Um, I have to tell you something.
Yeah?
I was the one who broke Miss Pretty Pussy.
You were? But you didn't say anything when I thought next door dog did it.
I know. I feel really bad. I'm sorry I lied to you.
You should have told me the truth. You know what mom always says.
Dorothea Woodrow, lying is like drinking sour milk.
No good.
But when you tell the truth, it's like a fresh, cool drink of milk.
How good.
Will you ever forgive me?
I forgive you, Woody.
You do?
Well, yeah.
She does.
All right. Yeah.
It's the joy birds.
Come on over. Can you hear the birds?
If your body stops on over with your feet.
It's by the way of nothing.
The older of the doors for self-imagination.
Don't ever let us in if we tell them who we are.
I have a plan.
We have traveled great distances, as you can tell by our dirty clothes.
We are here to see the king. He is expecting us. So if you'll excuse us.
Your names?
Sir Woody and Lady Dory.
There are no such names on this list. He is not expecting you.
You told a lie.
Indeed we did. Please forgive us. We only came because, because...
Because we are the queen's nephew and niece.
Yes, and she wants to see us. So if you'll excuse us.
Nephew and niece? You can't be.
She is an only child and has no brothers and sisters.
You told a lie.
Yes, we did. Please forgive us. You see, the real reason for us coming here, we wanted to keep a secret. We...
We have great riches and want to give it to the king.
Let us have it.
We must give it to him ourselves.
You have no wealth to you.
No.
By all the lies...
Just tell us the truth.
Should we tell the truth?
Yes.
Please forgive us.
We are just beggars.
Poor with no money.
Or food. We were just wondering...
If the king had any food to share.
Is that it?
Yes.
That's all you want?
Yes.
Why didn't you say so in the first place?
Come on in.
For the king is a generous man.
And would gladly give you food and drink.
Wow, isn't this great?
Yes.
Thank you, thank you.
No need to lie.
We were afraid.
Of what?
Well, that you wouldn't like us because we're poor.
All of the king's kids are loved, including you.
Yeah!
Wow!
That was fun.
Yeah, right.
You know what?
What?
I feel better.
I mean, I'm not sad or mad anymore.
Thank you, God, for helping me.
Sometimes when you tell the truth...
And make things right...
It might cost you something.
But you do feel a whole lot better.
Mm-hmm.
Dorie, you know the money I saved for my new airplane?
You can have it to buy a new doll.
Geez, thanks, Woody.
Dorothea, Woodrow, let's do our homework.
Oh.
Sorry, gotta go.
See you next time.
Bye.
Good-bye.
And remember...
The Knock Knock Show is a half-baked place for me.
So much to see on The Knock Knock Show.
It's a hero, a hero, a big heroine.
The Knock Knock Show, let's all watch.
The Knock Knock Show, no place I'd rather be.
The Knock Knock Show, let's all watch.