... ... ... Come on, join the Knot Knot Show. The Knot Knot Show is the place to go. Everyone loves the Knot Knot Show. It's the best place to be. So much to see on the Knot Knot Show. You can sit down, turn around. Things you learn about show. Let's all watch the Knot Knot Show. No place like Wetherly. Knot Knot Who's That? Who's That? Dory! Dory! Guess he's not here yet. Hey kids, don't forget to eat your... ...woodies. Snack food of champions. It's the bottom of the night. Our bases are loaded and the score is tied. Woody, Wild Man Sosa steps up to bat. Here comes the pitch. It's the place to go, boys. It's a hit! It could go all the way! All one for Woody Wild Man Sosa! Yeah! Lollipops. I like lollipops. Do you like lollipops? Yeah! One... Two... Three... Four... Five... My friend Larry... Um, he has this friend named Russ. Well, he's got Fred, his pet hippomotamus. And on his ear live ten red gnats. Eight are thin and two are fat. There's Bobby, Shelly, Larry, Becky, Joey, Frank and Pete. There's two cousins named Mary and Phyllis and one guy I've yet to meet. Ten gnats. Hey, would you help me count them? Sure, that would be fun. Okay. One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven... Eight... Nine... Ten! Oh, who let me introduce them to you? This is Bobby... Shelly... Larry... Becky... Joey... Frank... Pete... Mary... Phyllis... And this is the one I've yet to meet. Hi, I'm Bubba. Ten red gnats on a hippo's left ear. They've been together now for almost a year. They're friends like me and Larry and Russ. And his big pet friend, the hippo bottom-us. Mmm, so many lollipops a little time. You know what Mom always says. Woodrow, don't take things that are not yours. That's called stealing and it's wrong. Oh, hi, Woody. Sorry I'm late, but I had to go look for Miss Twinkles. Have you seen her? Nope. Have you seen her? No. She's about this high. No. Woody, did you get another home run? Uh-huh. You never lose, do you? Yeah. Hey, Woody, I have a surprise for you. What is it? Later. Oh, can we now? No, later because now it's time. A knock-knock song. Come on. I'm Woody. I'm Woody. We're here to sing our songs. We've started on your happy feet and come and sing along. H-O-N-E-S-T-Y. Honesty is what you need inside. When you're true and you don't lie, you won't even have to try to have honesty. I'm living honestly. I'm happy as can be because the truth is deep inside of me. And honesty is just so plain to see that I feel the best and I'm happiest with honesty. Honest me. H-O-N-E-S-T-Y. Honesty is something you can't hide because when it's time for you to choose, you know exactly what to do. Honesty. I'm living honestly. I'm happy as can be because the truth is deep inside of me. And honesty is just so plain to see that I feel the best and I'm happiest with honest me. That I feel the best and I'm happiest with honest me. Wee! That was fun! Yeah! Hey, now will you tell me? Please, please? Tell you what? You know what? The surprise! Oh! Okay. Well, I saved up all my money so I could buy lollipops for all my friends. Be a friend friend. Oh, how nice it is. Good thought. Badging. See. One for Doctor Who. One. One for Wrong Door Doc. Two. Next Door Doc. Three. Me. Four. You. Five. Miss Twinkles. Six. There's no six. I'm missing a lollipop. Maybe you only bought five. I'm sure I had six. Come on, Don't Cry. Let's go ask Doctor Who. Yeah, she's smart. Yeah, she can help us find the missing lollipop. Okay, on the count of three, let's say, knock knock. Ready? One, two, three. Knock knock! Louder! One, two, three. Knock knock! Oh my, who's there? We are, Doctor Who, that's who! Oh, yes you are. Hello, everyone. Hi! Nice of you to drop by. One of my lollipops is missing. Somebody stole it. Oh, I see. Here, Doctor Who, I bought one for you. Thank you, Dory. That's sweet of you. Get it? Sweet? Candy? Sweet? Oh well. Woodrow Belmont as Joshua. Narrated by Dorothea Belmont. And now for our feature presentation, You've Gotta Be Josh and Me. Way, way back, a long time ago, during the part of the Bible called the Old Testament, lived a man named Joshua. Now Joshua was a pretty popular guy, because he had just destroyed the city of Jericho with the help of one of the greatest miracles of God. God was very pleased with Joshua. Joshua was a good leader. He loved God very much, and was always careful to obey what God said. Because of his faith, Joshua never lost a battle. There was one of Joshua's soldiers, though, that didn't do what God said. God told Josh's army that when they left Jericho, they couldn't take anything with them. But Achan, the bad soldier, was selfish. He saw all the riches being left behind, took some when nobody was looking. Meanwhile, back at the camp, Joshua was getting ready to go into battle for God again. This time when they fought the enemy, Joshua lost! He had never lost a battle before. Everyone felt terrible. So Joshua fell on his face before God to see what had gone wrong. When God listened to Joshua, God told Joshua that one of his soldiers in his camp had stolen from the city of Jericho and didn't listen to God's orders. Because of that, God could not protect Joshua in battle. So Joshua searched the camp family by family. When Josh got to Achan's tent, Achan was sad and a little scared. He told Joshua that he had stolen the stuff from Jericho, and his family stood together and cried. Achan dug up the items that he had buried in his tent, but everything was given back. Then Joshua went back into battle, and God was with him. They won! Everyone learned that when you steal, you only rob yourself. Joshua received one roll, and Joshua gave him another. He had already taken the toll. That is when he employed God's plan, Joshua ordered Achan to dig away from their tent with great surprise. Joshua wasankind's highest drifter. Joshua started to light a match against Achan's tent. Spellbound Achan, Yes, with honesty It was wrong for Aiken to steal those things no matter how much he wanted them. It's always better to trust and obey God. You got that right. What about my lollipop? You should go on a search and look for your lollipop. Like with Spice? Well, how about Detectives? Yeah, make them look for clues! You've got the idea! Will you help us? Yeah! Oh, I have something that can help you! Go and look at those boxes right there! Oh, cool! Oof! Oops! Wow! Look at all the neat shapes! My name is Jack and I love crepes And I like col-a-deen shapes Dup-tangles, triangles, squares My and March has her col-a-deen! Shapes are all around us. Here's one of my favorite shapes. Do you know what it is? A sparkle! I got this one when I was two. Can you guess what it is? A square! Very good! I have lots of squares too. This shape was given to me as a gift. It's kind of different. Do you know it? No. No one will remember that one. This is a triangle. See? It has three sides. And a square has four sides. This one my aunt March gave to me. Can you guess what it is? A rectangle! Very good! Wow! We found four shapes. A circle, a square, a rectangle, and a triangle. I love shapes, don't you? Yeah! Let's name them again. Okay? Great! Circle! Square! Triangle! Square! Triangle! Rectangle! Rectangle! My name is Jack and I love grapes. And I like collecting shapes. Rectangles, triangles, squares. My aunt March has her four. I used to do some detective work in my younger days, you know. Go ahead, open it up. Hey, look! It's a crayon and a notepad! You'll need that to write down clues. It's a... A magnifying glass. Better to see tiny things with. It makes little things big and will help you find clues. A plastic container! That's to store your clues when you find them. Core! A recorder! That's to record your voice as you find clues. And put the pieces together on who took your lollipop. On who took your lollipop! I hope these tools will help you solve the mystery of the missing lollipop. They sure will. Hey, do you remember... Dad's jingle? Solve, solve a mystery. Oh, what sense it will be. No, that's not it either. Thanks, Dr. Pup. You're welcome, ta-ta. Let's go look for clues. We thought the best place to start... Would be where I left my candy bag. I wish next door dog was here. Then he could sniff out the clues with his big red nose. We have our magnifying glass. Oh, yeah. Ah-ha! I found something. It's a lollipop lapper! And it's near this door. Ah-ha! Ah-ha! Ah, this is not your graduation. Happy Dog preschool's down the road. Oh, sorry. But tell him what he's won, Dory. This delicious, high-end sugar, but low-fat lollipop. Oh, let me. You're welcome, but you still have the wrong door, zilly duck. On the count of three, let's tell him, Sorry, wrong door duck. Ready? One, two, three. Sorry, wrong door duck. Hey, Dory, I found Miss Twinkles. Bloody, you slammed the door and knocked her over. Five, six, seven, eight. Why, I found her, didn't I? Oh, yeah! Seven, eight. Come on, kid. Let's enter. That's a pretty large quarter, kid. Even for an imaginary friend. Sorry, Miss Twinkles. Oh, I'll be all right, dear. Oh, who's that? Oh, it's you. Why, hello there. Hi. Sorry, I didn't recognise you. I'm a little dizzy. I think I've got a little seat step. Oh, yeah, and we can cool with the Dizzy-Loo. Come on, kids, and do the Dizzy-Loo. Here's your chance to do a dance that's new. Just knock your knees together, Twirl your arms around, Kick your feet and do a spin And fall down on the ground. Come on, kids, and do the Dizzy-Loo. All of you at home can do it too. Just knock your knees together, Twirl your arms around, Kick your feet and do a spin And fall down on the ground. Ouch! Come on, kids, and do the Dizzy-Loo. Oh, come on, kids, and do the Dizzy-Loo. Oh, come on, kids, and do the Dizzy-Loo. Yeah! That was fun! Watch this. Let's do it again. Oh, that made me dizzier. I think I'll sit this one out. Oh, before you go. Oh, thank you. Oh, yeah, right. Hey, did you see anybody today? Somebody stole one of my lollipops. Did you see anybody? Well, a little hard to say. Everything's kind of fuzzy right now. Maybe you should go take a nap. Oh, good idea. Hey, little boy. Hi. Hi. We're visiting a factory where candy is made. Some of the candies are made with chocolate. First, they melt the chocolate in a big bowl. Stir it. Stir it. Then they cover different things in chocolate, nuts, cookies, and even pretzels. The chocolate can be white or brown. Mmm, good. They make taffy here, too. It's colored pink, yellow, orange, and blue. First, the gooey taffy is pulled and stretched, while it is white. Stretch it. Stretch it. The color is added, and then it is cut into tasty bites, wrapped in a paper and put into a box. All of the candy is put in a store where we can buy it. Let's try it. We would like to buy this candy, please. I did it, but I can't. Oh, sorry. Who was that? Round or die. So, you want to buy some candy. How much does this cost? That candy costs ten cents. I have a dime. A dime's worth ten cents. Two nickels makes ten cents. Ten pennies makes ten cents. Do you remember how much the candy costs? Ten cents. That's right, ten cents. Hey, who's that? You're back. Next door dog. We visited the store, and we found a candy store. We visited a factory where candy is made. It was lots of fun. And an enjoyable day. I'm going to go brush my teeth now. Bye. Bye. That wacky dog. I saw next door dog, did you? Yeah. Me too. That rascal. Yeah, this door is all sticky. Another clue? The person who took my lollipop was messy. Yeah, he threw the wrapper on the floor. Or she. She got candy all over her fingers. And when he touched this door, she got it all sticky. So he or she went through this door. Wait a second. Hand me that magnifying glass, please. Thank you. The sticky marks on this door. We took it hot. The sticky marks are all over it. Ah ha. It's been a busy day. I played really hard. I'm covered with dirt from my backyard. Apple juice from my head to my toes. Got some peanut butter on my nose. Washing up, washing up, washing up. Got some soap and water and a scrub, scrub, scrub. Soaping up, soaping up, soaping up. Making lots of suds in my big bathtub. Getting sweet and clean, you know what I mean. No more sticky fingers, no more smells that linger. Getting good and clean is really fun. Look, here's some soap for everyone. Washing up, washing up, washing up. Get some soap and water and a scrub, scrub, scrub. Soaping up, soaping up, soaping up. Making lots of suds in my big bathtub. Washing up, washing up, washing up. Get some soap and water and a scrub, scrub, scrub. Soaping up, soaping up. Making lots of subs in my big bad tub Hey, what's this? I don't know, another clue? What does it say? To Ron Gorduck, Next Gordog, and Miss Twinkles Thanks for lunch today, your friends, Flo and the Humminbirds You know what this means? Yeah, we were fighters No, silly, it means that Ron Gorduck, Next Gordog, and Miss Twinkles all touched that and visited Flo today I wish whoever took your lollipop would tell you and be honest Well, like mom always says It's never too late to tell the truth Honesty, I'm living honestly I'm happy as can be Because the truth is deep inside of me And honesty is just so plain to see That I feel the best and I'm happiest with honest me You can go ahead and tell the truth You can go ahead and take your lollipop, Woody Thanks We've already given away four, which leaves one for the next door dog That was nice of you to give him one, isn't it? Yeah I guess so Oh, don't give up, Dory, we're really, really close Hey, what's that? It's a lollipop stick Ha! Wee! Oh, she went through here Yeah! That's a dreamer! Yay! Come on over, can you hear the birdies tweet? Wiggle with your body, stomp on over with your feet It's time to learn a lesson in a crazy kind of way So open up the doors for self-imagination Me! This is more like it Let's go over the clues We found a... Lollipop wrapper And a... Lollipop stick Right Three people visited Flo's today Do you remember? One... Wrong Door dog Two... Miss... Twinkles And three... Next door... Dog Yeah The person who took my lollipop was... Maxie? Yeah Flo was there the round around the floor Or Pee She got... Cleaned out all of her fingers As they say... Round up the usual suspects The usual suspects Do you know who did it? Wait, go back, stop He has candy on his head His paws are sticky Next door dog Come on, let's go Next door dog You know what mom and dad always say Wood hoe, Dorothea You want to take something that's not yours Sorry, I just wanted it really, really bad You know next door dog I was gonna give you a lollipop Really? Yeah, you didn't have to take it And sneak around I'm sorry, sorry, sorry You think we should forgive him? I don't know You think we should forgive him? Yeah Thank you, thank you, thank you But you'll have to sing this song Honesty, I'm living Honestly, I'm happy As can be Because the truth is deep inside of me And honesty Is just so plain to see That I feel the best and I'm happiest With honest me Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Woo-wee That was fun Yeah, and we found my missing lollipop Yeah, it's in next door dog's tummy Hey, Dorothea, you still have one lollipop left Yeah, you're right Thanks, Woody Bye See you next time Bye-bye Knock, knock, come back you sheep