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Come on, join the Knock Knock Show! The Knock Knock Show is the place to go!
Everyone follows the Knock Knock Show, it's the only place for me!
So much to see on the Knock Knock Show, you can sit down, turn around, think you're in a bad show!
Let's all watch the Knock Knock Show, no place like where we be!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Who's this?
I'm Dory! I'm Woody! We're here to sing our songs,
so stand up on your happy feet and come and sing along!
H-O-N-E-S-T-Y, honesty is what you need inside,
cause when you're true and you don't lie, you won't even have to try to help!
Honesty, I'm women, honestly I'm happy, as can be,
because the truth is deep inside of me, and honesty,
it's just so plain to see, that I feel the best and I'm happiest with honest me!
H-O-N-E-S-T-Y, honesty is something you can't hide,
cause when it's time for you to choose, you know exactly what to do!
Honesty, I'm women, honestly I'm happy, as can be,
because the truth is deep inside of me, and honesty,
it's just so plain to see, that I feel the best and I'm happiest with honest me!
That I feel the best and I'm happiest with honest me!
We need more people!
Nobody's here!
Hey there, cool cats, yeah, zippity-bippity-boo,
reading books is where it's at!
Story Cloud!
Wanna play a game?
Groovy!
What kind of game?
It's simple, you just hide!
Hidey, hidey, hidey…
Well, come on everybody!
Hidey, hidey, hidey…
Yeah, you hide while someone tries to find you!
I can dig it!
What are you doing?
I'm hiding.
Oh!
Do you wanna play a game?
Yeah!
Okay, this is how you play.
Close your eyes and count to five while we hide.
And then you open your eyes and try to find us.
Hey, I was telling them how to play.
Yeah, you were. Ready?
Close your eyes, no peeking, and count to five.
One...
Close your eyes!
One, two, three, four, five.
Here you are.
I see you.
Oh, you found me! Hiding behind the jukebox.
In front of the jukebox.
Behind...
In front.
Where am I?
Behind.
Right!
Where am I now?
In front.
Right! Let's go look for Woody.
Okay.
There he is. Over there, under the table.
There he is! I see you!
Oh, you found me! Hiding under the table.
Over the table?
Under.
Over?
Where are my hands?
Under.
Where are they now?
Over.
Good job! Let's go find Story Crown.
Yeah.
Oh, you found him! Hiding in...
Oh, you found him! Hiding behind...
One moment, please.
It's useless!
Anyway, we know that Story Clown is in the box.
Hey, let's try to play again.
We can't! We have to go back to the library.
We can't! We have to find somebody else to play with.
Whatcha doin'?
What?
Whatcha doin'?
Playing a game? Wanna play?
We can't play with him! Remember what Mom and Dad say!
Next door dog. He's everywhere he wants to be.
But he should be at home. His home.
Oh, come on, Dory. Just this once, he can be it.
Oh, alright. Just this once. You be it and you come find us.
Okay, so close your eyes and count to five.
One, two, three, four, five!
Oh, you found us!
Hiding in the wardrobe closet.
Out of the wardrobe closet!
In?
Out!
Where am I?
In!
What?
Where am I?
Out!
Right! Very, very good.
Wow, dog. You found us fast.
Yeah, were you cheating?
Cheating?
Cheating, you know. Not playing by the rules?
Not being fair.
Picking someone?
Not being honest.
Oh.
Remember what Mom says.
Never cheat, Dorothea. Always try to be honest. This pleases God.
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
Honesty, I'm living. Honestly, I'm happy as can be.
Because the truth is deep inside of me. And honesty
is just so plain to see. That I feel the best and I'm happiest with honesty.
That was fun. Let's play again.
No!
Oh, come on, Dorothea. He said he was sorry, sorry, sorry.
No, remember? I wanted to play Flo's new song. Do you want to listen?
Yeah!
But what about the game?
We can play after we hear the song.
Great. Come on next door, dog.
Oh no, he's not coming. He has to go home.
Oh, do I have to?
Yes, go on.
Bye next door, dog.
Bye.
Hey, it's small.
It's a CD.
They don't make records anymore, silly.
Records? What's that?
This. It's how mom and dad used to listen to music a long, long time ago.
Now we have this.
I like this.
Here, let me put this on.
Why?
Because you got to get in the mood, man.
When I play in the ocean breeze, Sway in the wind like the tall palm trees,
Smile at fishes as they swim my way.
It's such a make me happy kind of day.
With the waves rushing by, And the blue cup in the sky,
That's when Flo likes to play.
Why don't you make me happy kind of day?
When the children do can hear the beat,
Start their dancing with their own two feet,
While the music makes you want to stay.
It's such a make me happy kind of day.
Are you ready to stand up and move around
and enjoy this beautiful place that God has made for us?
Yeah!
So let me see you wave your hands in the air
and repeat after me.
Okay.
Hey-oh.
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-oh.
Oh-oh-oh, man.
Very good, man. Let's sing.
Ready, set, here we go.
All the pineapple to eat,
And the coconut to treat,
They serve it on a fruity tray.
It's such a make me happy kind of day.
With the sun squishing in my toes,
And the island prayers in my mouth,
There's no better place I have to say
It's such a make me happy kind of day.
Yeah, man.
That was fun, man.
Ready to play another game, Sis?
Yeah, man, but we need more people.
Don't worry, be happy.
Let's go ask Dr Who, Sis.
Great idea.
On the count of three, let's knock on Dr Who's door.
One, two, three.
Knock, knock.
Quienes.
What?
Quienes.
That means who's there in Spanish.
Oh.
I knew that.
I've been brushing up on my languages.
Hola, everyone.
That means hello in Spanish.
Hola.
Can you say that?
Hola.
Huy bien.
Oh, excuse me.
That means very good.
I get on a roll, you know.
Want to play a game?
I'd love to, but relatives from the north are flying in,
and I've got to get the tree ready.
Oh, boy.
Thanks for a dog.
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
You're supposed to go home.
I know.
I'm glad you stayed.
We're not playing with you.
You cheat.
Cheat?
Not at games, I hope.
Uh-huh.
Lolly, what's the big deal?
It don't hurt nobody.
Oh, but it does.
It can hurt others, and it always hurts you.
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the zaniest, most hilarious, at least we think so,
game show, Made by Hoin.
I'm your host, Bob Belmont.
Welcome to our show.
Now, let's get started.
Mom, flip that coin.
Mom?
Heads or tails, Dory?
I think, um, tails.
It's heads, Dory.
Woody, that means you get to start.
Yes.
I pick, um, purple.
Purple it is.
Mom, flip that coin.
Well, what are you looking at?
You ever seen a man counting coins before?
People come to me day in and day out and pay me.
Zacchaeus, it's my job.
I'm a...
Tax collector?
All right!
Wrong sound, Granny!
Now, Dory, you pick.
I want the color yellow.
All right, I'm happy.
Hey, mister, got a penny?
I don't have any money.
I went to Zacchaeus, the taxman, to pay my bill,
and would you believe it?
He took all my money.
I have nothing left.
It's not fair.
He's...
Cheating?
Right, Woody.
Woody, you choose again.
Brown, like the color of mud.
Now what are you looking at?
You ever seen a short man in a tree before?
I heard Jesus was coming to town, and I wanted to see him.
So I had to...
Climb the tree to see Jesus over the people?
Right!
You guys are smart.
Dory, it's your turn.
Um, orange.
I can't believe you're here.
You asked me to come down from that tree?
I was so thankful.
Being near you, Jesus, makes me want to...
Start being nice to people?
I'm back!
Right!
Now, we have one more question.
Dory, if you get this right, you win.
If you miss it, well, Woody's younger, so we'll call it a tie.
Woody, you pick it.
When?
Are you...
Zacchaeus the tax collector, the new fair and square taxman?
I've changed.
Here, take your money.
I owe you.
You're giving me way too much.
What happened to you?
Well...
I know, I know.
Zacchaeus asked Jesus into his heart, and...
Um...
Can you finish?
Woody, do you want to try?
Um, Zacchaeus asked Jesus into his heart, and...
Jesus is teaching him to be nice.
Right!
Zacchaeus was cheating people out of their money, taking more than he should.
That was hurting them?
Quite right, because they needed that money for other things, like food.
Well, how was he hurt himself?
Well, when you cheat people, they can't trust you, and pretty soon you won't have any friends.
And when Zacchaeus met Jesus, he changed his heart.
And wanted to be honest.
Oh...
Like that always says.
The best part of Jesus is honesty in your heart.
Well, I've got to fly, but remember, Jesus te ama, which means in Spanish, Jesus loves you.
And you, and you, and you, ah-hoo!
Bye.
Gee, learning another language is cool.
I wish we could learn more Spanish.
Hi, I'm Maraca Carey, and I'm here to teach you some Spanish words.
The first one is hola.
Say hola to a friend when you say hello.
Hola is another way to say hello, you know.
But before you go, make sure that your friend knows.
Jesus te ama, it means Jesus loves you so.
Say hola, hola, Jesus te ama.
Hola, hola, Jesus loves you so.
Say hola, hola, Jesus te ama.
Hola, hola, Jesus loves you so.
Can you say hola?
Hola!
Very good.
Now let's learn how to say goodbye.
Adios.
Say adios to a friend when you say goodbye.
Adios, adios can sometimes make you cry.
But before you go, make sure that your friend knows.
Jesus te ama, it means Jesus loves you so.
Say adios, adios, Jesus te ama.
Adios, adios, Jesus loves you so.
Say adios, adios, Jesus te ama.
Adios, adios, Jesus loves you so.
Say hola, hola, Jesus te ama.
Adios, adios, Jesus loves you so.
Say hola, hola, Jesus te ama.
Adios, adios, Jesus loves you so.
All right!
Señorita.
Yes, señor.
We shall play a game.
Por mi por, that means please.
Why, yes, señor, but this dog,
t-t-t, must go.
Señorita, we give him another chance, no?
Ah, yeah, I will, chief.
Well, all right, señor.
Great, what do we want to play?
Hide and seek.
No, how about Simon Says?
Yeah, you play with us.
Okay.
Yay, pretty one.
Yay, pretty one to play.
Okay, when I say Simon...
When I say Simon Says, touch your shoulders,
then touch your shoulders like this.
But if I just say touch your shoulders,
then don't touch your shoulders.
Because Simon didn't say touch your shoulders.
That's got it.
Yeah.
Where are the fish?
Fish?
There's no fishing here.
With the best fishing hole in your neighborhood,
call 555-GO-FISH.
On the count of three, let's tell him,
sorry, wrong door, duck.
One, two, three.
Sorry, wrong door, duck.
Duck.
Ready to play find and seek?
Yeah.
Okay.
Simon Says, touch your nose.
Good.
Simon Says, jump up and down.
Good.
Simon Says, clap your hands really fast.
Very good.
Simon Says, sit down.
Simon Says, jump up.
No, I caught you.
You twirled.
But Simon, say twirl around.
Golly, I didn't twirl.
Yes, you did.
I saw you.
I twirled, but not all the way.
You're not trying to cheat again, are you?
Not really.
Maybe sort of.
You know what Mom always says.
Woodrow, there is no sort of.
You either do or don't.
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
Honesty, I'm living.
Honestly, I'm happy as can be.
Because truth is deep inside of me.
And honesty, it's just so plain to see.
That I feel the best and I'm happiest with honesty.
Let's do it again.
I won't cheat.
I know you won't.
Because this time, you be Simon.
I said Simon.
Thanks, Granny.
Me?
Simon?
Yes, you.
Okay, Simon Says, wait.
Hi.
Simon says, open the blue door.
Hi.
We're visiting an aquarium.
Do you know what an aquarium is?
Yeah.
It's a place to keep fish and other sea creatures
so people can see them up close.
Look at the turtles.
Whoa.
Wow.
Sea turtles move really slow on land
because they have to carry those heavy shells.
But in the water, they can be really fast if they want to.
Did you ever wish that you were a fish?
Yeah.
No, because they don't get to eat pizza.
That's right.
They eat mostly bugs, plants, and smaller fish.
These fish are all from the Atlantic Ocean.
Is it true they get to school just like we do?
Well, their school's a little bit different from ours.
Some fish travel and live in schools.
That means they stay close together,
mostly to keep them safe from bigger fish.
Hey, there's another animal in the Atlantic Ocean
that looks like it flies in schools.
You want to go see?
Yeah.
High five.
Okay.
These are rays.
They look like they're flying through the water.
Whoo.
Their skin feels like a wet gummy bear.
Hey, let's go to the shark tank.
These sharks don't have bones like we do.
Their bodies have something called cartilage instead.
It's the same stuff that our noses and ears are made of.
Hey, look, somebody's fishing in the shark tank.
Grrr.
He's right on time.
That is so funny.
What a silly duck.
Hey, did you have fun at the aquarium today?
Yeah.
Oh, great, so did we.
I guess we can give the aquarium our seal of approval.
Can you make a sound like a seal?
Very good.
Bye.
That wacky duck.
Where's Simon?
I mean, next door dog.
This time he really had to go home.
Where's Granny?
That's the
sound of a shark.
Come on, can you hear the bird?
It's time to learn a lesson.
Don't open up the doors for self-imagination.
I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.
My brother says it was you, but you're a girl.
I need a drink.
Slushy, ice cold.
Make that two, partner.
Oh, Dad, can I have a cherry slushy, please?
Sure thing, sport.
Hey, you can't do that.
What you saying?
I'm saying you can't play that card.
Don't matter.
Yeah, I do.
Oh, it don't, does it?
Nope.
You say I's a cheat?
I is.
I is too.
I am.
I am too.
So am I.
And so am I.
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry for cheating.
You may say you're sorry.
But you don't act like it.
You need to act like it.
No, this time I'm even.
I ain't never cheat again.
I believe you, partner.
Woo.
That was super duper fun.
Let's play another game.
Wanna play another game?
Yeah.
How about this one?
Or this one?
Or this?
Oh, we'll play later.
We gotta go.
See you next time.
Bye.
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