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Come on, Betty. Make my meal.
She leaves the peel on and slices them thin.
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This new Kellogg's Frosted Bran is quite sensible.
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Mr. Wyndham and Mr. Brightwood are ready to see you now.
Well, could you just ask them for a few more minutes?
Well, you already postponed the meeting by 20 minutes.
Oh, well, you know, the celebrities and their little limos,
they're just so slow.
Yeah, well, they're probably driving around drinking cappuccinos.
Are you sure they're coming?
Absolutely.
What the hell? What the hell are we doing? What are we going to do?
Will, you pull yourself together here, all right?
The plan is in motion. Everything is going to be fine.
Would you just please tell me what the plan is? Just tell me.
No, no, no, no, no. I am in control.
I don't believe this is happening.
We're waiting for Bette Nettler and Anne Margaret and Barbara Streisand.
And that's not really...
No, this whole big fish story of yours is beginning to stink.
You know how rush hour traffic is here in Port Charles?
I have the perfect idea. I'm leaving.
No, will you? Come here. Come here.
I don't want to be here.
Come here. Now, let's just stick this through.
All right. Can you at least tell me if this is illegal,
are we going to go to jail?
I never want to be handcuffed to you again.
You have just got to believe.
Okay. I am trying very hard to believe.
Good, good. By tonight, the deal will be done.
By tonight?
Have you been sleeping under a hole in the ozone layer?
That's it, isn't it? You've been sleeping under it,
and it's irradiated your whole brain.
Irradiated or eradicated?
I don't like to eradicate.
You don't even know what irradiate is.
It's when you have food on a shelf life and you want to nuke it.
That's what your brain's had to happen to it. Nuked.
My brain is not being nuked.
My brain ranks up there with all the great brains of the center.
In fact, it'll probably end up in some college being studied
for years and years and years to come.
You know what? You're right.
It's going to be studied for being the smallest little pea brain
ever in a human being's butt.
Hey, excuse me.
Hi.
They're still not here?
You know, I bet you've heard the saying yourself
that the later the star, the bigger they are.
Ned.
Am I early?
No, Ned. Come on in. Not at all.
Thank you for seeing me on such short notice.
Ah, no problem. I'm a short notice kind of gal.
I'd heard that about you.
Yeah. You know what I heard about you?
I heard you were going on a long honeymoon,
but I guess I was wrong. You're back.
Anything wrong with Jenny and you?
Oh, no. No, no, no. Good.
Absolutely not.
As a matter of fact, we only left Stodd
because of the Hammersmiths from Cleveland.
You see, they were like hummingbirds
hovering around us. We just couldn't get away.
Oh, no. You mean to tell me
that there aren't more than two places
to stay in all of Stodd?
You got me.
Okay, the truth.
After talking to you on the phone,
I decided that I wanted to make an offer
on the cannery in person.
Please do.
You know, Ned, I never understood this formality.
You and I are the only ones in the room.
Read it.
That's good. Funny.
Now, where's your real one?
Well, that's it.
And I think it's a very fair offer.
It's a little short.
In fact, it's very short.
Julia, I think you, uh,
forget that I used to run this cannery.
I know what it's worth.
This might be what it was worth when you ran it, Ned,
but you forget that William and I turned this place around.
We actually...
I actually make money now.
It's a whole new concept.
Oh, well, congratulations.
But I don't think we'll be coming up on our offer.
Oh, well, I understand, Ned. That's fine.
Thank you so much, though, for coming by,
cutting your honeymoon short and all of that.
I'll get back to my other buyers and give you a call.
I'll, uh, I'll wait to hear from you.
Give Jenny my best.
Certainly.
I really can't believe this.
At least he hasn't gone back to square one.
Well, we don't know that yet.
We have to evaluate, see what kind...
I thought I'd find you here. Could I see you for a minute, Monica?
Sure. Uh, I'll be right back.
Okay.
So, what's up?
I wanted to talk to you about David Langton.
Well, this is a switch.
Did you see his report?
No, I just want you to reconsider your decision
to keep on treating him, that's all.
What do you mean?
Well, I mean, you've got a life besides this,
you have a family, you have a son that has problems,
I've got an ulcer.
Oh, Alan, come on, you cannot compare your ulcer
to a man who has braid and cardiac damage.
No, I know that, but, see, he's your patient,
and I'm your husband,
and I think you have been obsessing on this case long enough.
How does one draw the line
between obsessing and dedicated care?
Your eyes give you away, Monica.
What? What does that mean?
There's something going on, right?
What are you talking about?
Why don't you take Steve's suggestion
and get a second opinion, because whatever is going on,
it's taking too much out of you.
Okay, thank you very much for your concern, Alan.
And, by the way, I have taken Steve's suggestion.
Dr. Baranski is coming in to consult.
Good. He's an excellent cardiologist.
Yes, he is.
And I'm very surprised at you.
Why?
What is your motivation behind all this?
Why would you possibly be jealous of an incapacitated patient?
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What's that?
A mustard for turkey and chicken and stuff.
French's creamy spread.
But I use mayo on turkey.
Hey, I thought you guys were cutting down on fat and cholesterol.
Oh, yeah.
French's creamy spread.
The right taste for light foods.
This is a day I will never forget.
Think about your daydreams
And what you would do
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Would you like to kind of maybe go out with me?
I'm not letting down easy.
Sure, Waldo.
Not that easy!
Then it's a knock-down drag-out on Step-by-Step.
Carol, that was wonderful.
And James turns heavy metal.
Get out of my face!
This is Eel from Random Violence.
I know, Eel.
Did we, uh...
It's an all-new baby talk
Followed by an all-new Billy on TGIF Friday.
Are we drifting apart?
Has there been any movement?
Uh, no, not much.
No.
Okay, well, thank you, Meg.
You want me to watch them for a while?
No, no, I'll be here for a little bit.
Okay, okay. Thanks.
Mm-hmm.
You...
were my...
great...
love.
Oh, my God.
Hello, Mr. Windham. Nice to see you.
Sorry we're late.
No problem.
Our stars are probably being mobbed at the airport
by autograph seekers.
Actually, it's my fault.
I should have sent my limo to pick them up.
But they're here now.
Oh, yes, of course.
Babs and Ann and Beth are just right outside.
Wheel them in.
Well, we can't, right?
They wanted to freshen up for you gentlemen.
Actually, I have to tell you,
I'm very excited.
I've always been a great fan
of Ann Margaret.
As have I.
Tell me, does she look
different in person?
No, she looks as
she's always looked.
I knew it.
This is a very big opportunity for all of us.
Listen, with endorsements like these,
our sales will rock it
right off the charts.
Scott, don't you have
something to tell these gentlemen just a little something?
No, not really.
No, no, I don't.
Where's the deception?
What? The perfume.
I'd like to take another whiff of it. Oh, of course you would.
Bernie has it. I have some right here.
You know, you can call me crazy.
But I actually like this stuff.
Oh, you mean with or without
an endorsement, right?
Oh, okay.
Well, they're here.
Terrific. Wait a minute.
Oh.
Send them in.
Oh, well.
Mrs.
Ann Margaret.
Bette Midler.
Barbara Streisand.
Brightwood,
how could you let this happen?
Lucy Cole,
Scott Baldwin,
is this some kind of joke?
Is it?
Is this some kind of joke?
Is it?
Hey, Shorty.
Hey, Bill. Macaron?
Yeah, he's in the back. He'll be right out.
How's business been? Better than ever.
Of course, we haven't seen enough of you here lately.
I've been tied up. Hello.
Hi.
Hey.
Bill, how you doing? Good.
Good. Sit down?
Yeah, sure. About to tell you we're on here.
Good to see you. Good to see you.
The atmosphere around here is really looking up
since Mrs. Sutton started hanging out.
I think you're absolutely right. She does that
a certain something, don't you think?
You may see a lot more of me in here.
Yeah, I kind of heard you and Julie split up.
Yeah.