I'm telling you, a judge is not going to let you out on bail.
It's a temporary change of scenery.
That's it.
Listen, I'll take whatever I can get.
Why would a sophisticated man like you be interested in a stripper?
Is it really such a mystery?
Has she already bankrupted her so-called foundation?
On a foul of the IRS?
Perhaps she's on the verge of nervous collapse.
Nope, none of the above.
Well, it has to be something.
You are hideously addicted to damsels in distress.
Oh, no, see, I actually fired myself from that position.
And I sold my white horse to the circus, and I donated my armor to the Camelot Museum.
They loved it.
No kidding.
No more chivalrous acts.
No, nobility's overrated, you know.
It's boring.
Well, don't tell me you're as cynical as I am.
God, I hope not.
Oh, Jax, just admit it, we are perfect for each other.
We have no scruples, we have no illusions, just two risk-takers against the world.
Tracy, Tracy, Tracy, there's just one small problem with that.
I don't like you.
Maybe you don't know me well enough.
Perhaps I know you too well.
Okay, Jax, Courtney is likable, I'll give you that.
Thanks.
But nice is a non-event.
She is a cookie-cutter beauty as well.
There's a thousand of her on every beach in California.
So what is the attraction, aside from the obvious thrill of annoying Sonny and Jason?
Nah, hang on.
Besides, Courtney, she's beautiful, she's smart, she's sexy, and she's really fun to
be around.
The perfect candidate for a wifey-poo.
Oh, no, no, no, I've had my share of those.
I'm not looking happily ever after.
Live for today?
Eat, drink, and be married?
See, I'm just trying to live up to my reputation that I established a long time ago.
International playboy, with the emphasis on play.
I'm pretty clear on what happened.
You should say I got pregnant sometime in February.
She started up with Sonny, and then she slept with Jackson out of the fire.
I just, I don't know where you fit in.
Dude, you know what?
The details don't matter.
There's a baby.
Now I have to take care of it.
Yeah, of course you do.
But anyway, it's not like you are unfaithful.
You know, we've been separated for months, and I had already dated another man, and I
was sending you mixed messages, pulling you close and then pushing you away.
I'm just surprised that you turned to Sam.
Now that I'm knocking the mother of your child, I just...
I was recording what happened was something we did not plan on.
Sam wasn't involved with Sonny and Jason.
I can certainly see her coming on to you, but why would you sleep with her?
Unless you were doing it to protect Sonny and Carly.
That's how it started anyway.
But it is not over before it's over soon.
I care about you.
I want you in my life.
I know that's selfish.
No, I am selfish that way too.
I...
And not in the dots.
We're both low points in our lives.
We held on together.
You helped me through the night.
I helped you through the night.
I gotta tell you, I gotta be honest, I thought that that was, you know, all that was gonna
be.
Okay?
And then I just, you know, I realized that I could talk to you and that you weren't there
to use me.
You didn't ask me for anything.
You gave me more than I... than I deserved.
And now you carry my child.
I want you in my life, even if it's from a distance.
There is no room for me, Sonny.
You made a commitment to Carly and your family.
What?
Raising Helen is a laugh out loud comedy that will really move you.
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I have a model down.
Kate Hudson is irresistible.
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I'm fine.
It's the funniest, most moving comedy in years.
Have you met the principal of our school?
I guess we're all getting As.
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When my doctor first told me I had arthritis, it sounded bad enough.
Then I found out that there was something else I had to worry about.
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But then I found something else I could take, something completely different.
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Oh, look at all these flies.
The trash guy is mad.
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I'm not talking trash.
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Where would you go on vacation if the possibilities were endless?
Play Hershey's Find Happiness in Wind Sweepstakes and you could design your very own road trip
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Just find the word happiness inside specially marked Hershey's candies.
Tomorrow, Wilson Phillips.
It's been 12 years since they last performed on TV together.
Now they're back live on Good Morning America sounding and looking hotter than ever.
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I don't know what's going to happen with Cardi.
I mean, she's the mother of my boys.
I respect her.
I appreciate her.
But something's missing.
You loved Carly once.
You could fall in love with her again.
Well, you know what?
We've heard each other way too many times at this point.
I'm not sure if I could forget her affair with Abazaar.
Neither one of us wants to get back in that old cycle of blame, lies, betrayal.
Our hearts are just close to each other.
I'm with Carly because of the promise I made to God and to Michael.
Michael's happy now, isn't he?
Yeah, yeah.
That's actually a great thing because he just lights up every time he sees me and his mother,
looking at him in bed, having dinner, playing soccer.
That's why you can do this, honey.
You are committed to your family.
I'm not saying it doesn't hurt in a strange way.
It's kind of what attracts me to you, but I don't think I could love you if you left
Carly and your kids for me to be that careless with the family you have would mean that your
love had no value.
Instead you have justified everything I feel for you.
I've always believed in Sonny and Carly's marriage.
I mean, even on their wedding day, Carly wanted to back out, you know?
And I was the one.
Yeah, I know.
You bet her $20 that Sonny would prove to be the love of her life.
Do you really think that they can get back what they had?
I don't know.
I think they can be happy.
But I do know Michael and Morgan, they will be happy.
You slept with Sam to push Sonny and Carly back together, didn't you?
Ain't something like that.
So what?
She came on to you and you let it happen.
To show Sonny what kind of woman she really is.
To make the choice between his family and Sam clear.
And then Sonny and Carly got back together anyhow.
So your sleeping with Sam was a wasted effort.
Until she showed up pregnant.
It was the last thing that I ever expected.
You know, it's kind of crazy how things happen.
You and I loved each other and our baby wasn't meant to be.
And then you and Sam have a meaningless fling and just like that, you're having a baby.
Maybe it's a good thing.
I couldn't let go of you and now I have to.
And our lives are just taking us in different directions.
So it's really over Jason.
It's over Jason.
What?
You saw what my mom did?
Are you busy?
Hey. You look exhausted. Why don't you close your eyes, take a nap?
I just can't stop thinking about my parents.
My dad, he's being held at the PCP today, and my mom, she's out there wandering around God knows where.
I know Luke is going to get out on bail and he's going to find her.
No. Not if some trigger happy cop finds her first.
This feels like I put my mom's life at danger and it's all my fault.
Lucky, you can't put this on yourself.
If I never told her that Nicholas was dead, she'd just be safe at an institute.
I just wish I never decided to tell her what happened.
No, Lucky, you just wanted to get through to her.
I just wanted to make her feel again.
I just felt that if she started to think or start caring, it just wouldn't shift her back into some reality.
Nicholas, he would have known what to do. He would have never gone to that institution and told mom.
Alright, you know what, stop.
Lucky, I'm not going to let you do this to yourself or to Nicholas.
Don't you think this is a little excessive?
No, not really. It somehow seems familiar to me.
I can't help but think that Mr. Alcazar is arranging all of this because he's going to want a favor in return.
Something you'll feel obliged to do even if it's crossing boundaries you don't want to cross.