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The game is a series of tests to reveal the qualities that I feel are important to the person.
I am one of the most competitive people you will ever meet.
If I have to cheat a little bit, I'll cheat a little bit.
I can be their friend and stab them in the back if it's called for.
Who will pass his test for success?
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Isn't the whole point of this for us to give this baby a loving and stable home?
Yes.
Yes. Okay. Great. Then we need to communicate.
We do. You do most of it.
About something deeper than if I've taken my vitamins or how late you're going to be working.
We need to tell each other how we feel.
Like if we're sad or upset, we need to help each other through it.
You just need to take care of yourself, take care of the baby, eat, sleep, and avoid stress.
Well, it stresses me out to see you so angry. You're about to put your fist through a wall.
Well, I'm not angry.
You are.
Well, I got over it all by myself. I don't need to talk about it.
What is so wrong with wanting to help you?
You have seen me through the toughest time of my life.
If emotional sport were monetary, I would be in debt, I don't know, let's see, thousands of dollars.
And I'd given you what? 50 cents?
Okay. You really want to help? Just stop asking how I feel.
You want to talk about someone's talk about the baby or the weather or nothing?
Fine, fine. You win. For today.
Because the weather's good, the baby's good. And no, I haven't eaten lunch yet.
Why didn't you tell me? I would have made you something.
I will do it. I'm going to take off my shoes, I'm going to be barefoot, pregnant, in the kitchen, exactly the way you like your women.
On second thought, I'll cook.
I was te- I was teasing. Come on.
I- I know.
Okay. Well, then a good way to show that you get a joke is to smile. Or something. Laugh.
Now, I'm serious, Jason. Children model their parents' behavior. And suppose she- she grows up and she doesn't know how to smile.
Do you really want to be responsible for a humor impaired child?
No, I don't think so. You need practice. Lots of practice.
Hey. Hey.
I was happy I ran into you.
Oh. Say hello.
Are you complaining?
No. I'm a little curious. It's what to owe this sudden outpouring of affection.
I'm glad you're in my life. You know, you- you make me smile.
Well, you deserve to be happy.
I'm starting to realize that. With your help, of course.
What can I say? It's my pleasure.
Jax, I want to spend more and more time with you. Starting now.
That's an invitation?
Yes.
Well, then I accept.
Mother hired you to decide which of us would inherit?
It makes sense if you think about it.
She wrote Lila's memoirs. She'd have insight into her intentions.
Which means that you and Alan were properly eliminated. I told you the letters were authentic.
Is true.
Lila asked me to visit her a couple of months ago. She insisted on her idea to award the estate to the most virtuous quarter main.
And you naturally volunteered to judge. How much is she paying you? A million?
No, in fact. I tried to talk her out of it.
Go on.
I think it kind of came down to her disappointment with the family's greed and infighting.
She felt that the motivation was all about money. And she thought this would bring out the best in the family.
It hasn't.
Well, this contest isn't over. And I intend to honor Lila's wishes.
This gets more and more bizarre by the minute.
Yes, and it will. Edward, this is for you.
To the loved ones of a Lila quarter main.
Say goodnight, Daddy.
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You eliminated me?
You asked your daughter to go through my desk. Lila would most definitely not approve.
Hey.
Hey.
You seem pretty mad.
I am.
Look, Dylan, what you saw before wasn't what it seemed like.
I'm sorry, you weren't kissing Lucas for a five minute straight?
Yeah, I was, but I was hoping you'd come in and you'd break us up.
You were trying to set me up.
You knew?
This is what you do.
Georgie, you make things up, you create scenarios, you test me.
And you lie.
Dylan, I can see you're really hurt right now, but that is the last thing I ever wanted to do. You have to believe me.
Tell me why you're fighting this, Connor.
My name's Nicholas Casano.
No.
You are Connor Bishop.
I know why you're doing this.
My grandmother put you up to this.
And that makes you very angry, doesn't it?
Miss, you can't go in there.
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