What, Jax is getting serious, isn't it?
Yes. And it scares me to death.
Why would that scare you?
Because I never thought that I would love anyone after loving you.
Love watching my ex-girlfriend involved in an intimate conversation with the guy she used to have a crush on.
Maybe it's just not as bad as it looks.
Wait, wait, no, no, not yet. Um, Brooke and Dylan are watching us outside.
Okay.
And, um, they look really mad.
Do you blame them? Dylan's already mad at both of us.
Yeah, yeah, but this could work to my advantage.
I know what you're thinking, and it's a bad idea.
If you were to kiss me right now?
No way.
I need to arrange a psychiatric evaluation for my fiance.
Is he having a problem?
Yeah, it's complicated. Um, Nicholas comes from a very wealthy family.
And he recently suffered a head injury that affected his memory.
His grandmother is using the accident as an excuse to have him committed so she can take control of his estate.
Well, I'd be happy to evaluate him.
Thank you. Once I prove Nicholas is okay, this is all going to be over.
That's my grandson. Take him.
I'm not crazy.
Hold him down.
I don't care what she's paying you. You can't do...
Use this.
You'll never get away with this.
I know that we can't be together without one of us.
Losing who we are.
When you love someone, it doesn't just go away.
I know it doesn't.
It's like this deep feeling just gnawing at your heart.
Sometimes I bury it, but it always comes back.
You're beautiful. And, um, you have a good heart.
And I just knew when you broke up that somebody else was going to see you.
And I want to be with you.
Do I really want to be with them?
It makes sense. I'd you move on. But I don't have to like it.
That's how I feel about you and Sam.
Mike?
Hey, Sam. How are you feeling?
The baby's doing really well.
I'm glad you're happy.
Hey, Mike.
Hi, Mike.
Hey, Sam. How are you feeling?
The baby's doing really, really good.
I would like you to meet my brother Danny.
Well, pleased to meet you, Danny. I'm Mike Corbin.
Hi. Is your toaster broken?
Yes it is.
Can I see it?
Sure.
You think you can fix it?
The coil's shorting out. I can fix this easy.
Yeah, well, I gotta tell you, he is excellent with anything mechanical,
electronical, motorcycles out of this world.
Do you have needle nose pliers?
Yes, in the kitchen, blue drawer on the right.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
Thanks a lot, Mike.
You, um, you really fooled everyone, didn't you?
You've been out there a while, you just, you just need to kiss me already.
Thanks, but I'm gonna skip the relationship drama today.
No, no, no, no, no, wait.
I can tell you're in a broke, I see the way you look at her.
It doesn't matter, she's totally bent over the way I was messing with you and Dylan.
Which is why you should kiss me and make her jealous and then Dylan will be so mad
he'll come in here and break us apart.
He'll start a fight.
No, he won't.
He'll be jealous and it'll prove he cares and then I can give Vincent to start over.
Is this really what you want?
Yes, I really want to be with Dylan, more than anything.
I never liked Lucas that much.
Maybe, maybe they're just talking, all right?
Really, really close.
You're delusional.
Right, do you have any idea how much denial you're in?
We both know exactly what's going on in there.
Dylan has never been so mad at me.
I need to give him a reason to want me back.
Try love.
He's been into you since the day he got here.
Please, Lucas, please.
Look at the...
Fine, I'll kiss you just to prove I'm right.
So I was reading your draft of Grandma's memoirs.
You had a unique connection with her.
I mean, she probably opened up to you more than anyone in the family.
I don't think Lila is dishonest with anyone.
You know, I have to say I'm a little jealous.
Because I know I'll never have the chance to know her the way you did.
Well, in all my talks with her, she loved her family the most.
Oh.
Wait, go ahead, take that off.
I'm gonna set this down.
Yeah, sit that down.
Okay.
I cannot believe you're walking Felicia like that.
Grandmother definitely chose Felicia to judge this contest, I'm sure of it.
Fine, well, back off before she realizes that you will have an ulterior motive
and she disqualifies you.
Lila, I'm not necessarily.
Will you trust me for once?
This is a very bad idea.
What's a bad idea?
You failed, Tracy.
Alan and I are still in the running for Lila's estate.
You forged the letters that eliminated us.
That's fraud.
I did not.
And the two of you are just bitter because you were deemed unworthy.
Heather found a box of your mother's stationery in the back of your car.
Because she planted it there.
She is an opportunistic gold digger.
I don't like you talking about it that way.
She's a valued friend also.
Who's trying to cheat on your behalf.
We have absolutely no reason to believe that the two of you were eliminated unfairly.
We have absolutely no idea who the judge is, so how do we know what's right and what's wrong?
And the truth is, none of us are capable of living up to mother's standards.
Come to think of it, Lila probably planned it this way.
So we'd all be eliminated fair and square.
You know something?
Maybe she wanted the money to go to charity.
Over my dead body.
Nicholas, I have good...
He isn't here.
Two men came and tracked him away.
I knew you were planning something.
That way it wasn't me.
You led Helena right to Nicholas.
She wanted me to help her, but I didn't.
You lying snake.
You can't keep me in here, you know.
You'll stay here as long as it takes me to get you out.
I'm not crazy and you know it.
You take yourself comfortable.
This is your new home.
You can take the house, you can take the money, you can take it all.
I just want my freedom.
It's not about money.
It's about you, Colin.
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That's why Orangel was the right choice for me.
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Worth a try.
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10% would be incredible.
Hmm, it's really there.
Really faux.
Proof enough for me.
It's ridiculous how happy this makes me.
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Hey, you want a three musketeers bar?
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I thought you were a cool guy.
I am a cool guy.
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He just threw a man out of the window.
And it's the best reviewed movie of the year.
I didn't throw him.
He fell.
Rolling Stone says it's electrifying.
Ebert and Roper give it two thumbs up.
And Newsweek says it's a knockout.
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Tom Cruise.
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New news.
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There's life as our parents remember it.
Jonathan, I used to change your diapers.
That was just last week, right?
And life as they wish it.
All right, all right.
That's enough.
I didn't want to be seen with my parents either.
Although we're way cooler than they were.
Yeah, okay.
And of course, life as they want it.
I really need you tonight.
I'm not your little boy anymore.
Then there's life as we know it.
Anything else about me not cool?
Eric, you sure?
I'll let you know.
Life as we know it.
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Sam and I aren't in love.
It's just an arrangement.
But you're still living with her.
She has nowhere else to go.
You know nobody would help with Sunny's baby.
So you want to help.
You want to make it okay for Sam's little girl?
Somebody has to, you know.
I guess that's why I'm jealous.
You and I could have had a baby
and she would have given us some common ground.
If someone we would have loved so much
that we wouldn't have cared about our differences.
You know, we can't change what happened.
I can't stop wishing we had another chance.
Thank you.
So yes, I have made a lot of mistakes.
I'm just glad they're behind me.
Well, I'm just glad that we're finally getting to see the real you
instead of that tough girl that you pretended to be.
Well, trust me, I am pretty tough, Stu.
Yeah, well, you've had to be.
But maybe now you can let down your guard a little.
Well, yeah, I mean, I want to.
Just so I could be a better mother to your granddaughter, at least.
I am so looking forward to spoiling her crap.
Good enough?
Yeah, it was great.
They should be coming in here any second.
I don't hear anything.
Maybe they're so mad they're frozen.
Wait, wait.
They're gone.
Not exactly the reaction you were hoping for.
Ned and I were just talking shop about the girl power competition.
Georgie's very excited about the chance to compete on TV.
Yeah, well, Ned thinks I should yank the girls out of the contest.
He thinks it's too commercial for Brooklyn,
that we should focus on her solo career and allow her to develop her own style.
Mm-hmm, and I'm entitled to my opinion.
True.
You are very smart about some things and just as dense about others.
It's very nice to see you, Felicia,
and thank you for taking such good care of my girl.
Sure.
Hey, have a seat.
You're biting your heads again?
You know what it's like to work with a girl.