Talk to your healthcare professional.
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Uh, I think I have a little problem here.
Oh, not from where I'm standing.
Okay, very funny.
Well, can I have at least one shirt?
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A bottle of vodka is one thing.
You drink it, you wake up the next morning.
You probably wish you were dead, but you probably aren't.
Am I helping?
Okay.
For a hangover, I grew up in hangover heaven, believe me.
My dad swears by straight Tabasco on saltines.
You want me to get you something?
No, thank you.
Well, as far as the pills go, that I can't help you with.
My family wasn't too big on sleep, and we were mostly too broke for pills.
But I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to take them by the handful with a bottle of vodka.
Did I take that many?
Well, let's just say it was a good thing the helicopter was there.
Helicopter?
Yeah, another 15 minutes.
We'd be having this conversation at a morgue.
Or at least one of us would be.
Really?
Sure.
Or you could be in a permanent coma, according to Dr. Jones.
You know what, by the way, I'm here.
It's real, you aren't dreaming.
But whoever you're trying to jerk around, find a better way next time, all right?
You promise?
I promise.
So, why did you take those pills?
You want to tell them?
Or should I?
You read my diary?
Actually, Xander kind of filled me in on the highlights.
That's how he found out.
Now he's never going to believe I can get over Nicholas.
Emily, you've got to be honest with your feelings.
Now, if you love Nicholas, you've got to say so.
It's not that simple, Mom. It's Nicholas and Xander. I'm hurting them both.
He doesn't leave the room for any reason.
He's there to draw an access map to Alcazar's compound.
If he tries anything, do what you have to do.
You tape him to a chair and you call me back.
Bye.
I thought you'd be here. Where'd you go?
I just went across the hall and lay down.
I guess I've been not sleeping since Carly's been gone, finally caught up with me.
I could barely keep my eyes open.
You don't need to. You can go home and rest.
I'm worrying about you.
What happened?
Rick's still alive and Sonny took Michael to get ice cream.
Okay. Have you ever heard the expression, brevity is the soul of wit?
No.
Okay, well, it means that you must be the funniest man on earth.
Okay.
I'm serious. I don't know what happened.
I'm not asking for the details. I know you can't tell me, but...
I know it adds up to a lot more than Rick is still breathing and Sonny and Michael are having ice cream.
No, that's pretty much it, really.
What's wrong?
No, all of a sudden I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
What's going on? Are you getting sick?
I don't think so.
You know that feeling when you haven't eaten and it makes you nauseous, it's how I feel.
You want me to make you something?
No, I'll be okay in a second.
Just take a deep breath, okay?
Just try to relax.
Thank you. That feels better.
We used to work when crime was pregnant with Michael.
How about another game?
That's up to you.
Who invented that game anyway?
The Egyptians played a variation, so did the Romans.
What kind of history did you study?
European, with an emphasis on the 20th century.
You know, I always hated history.
I mean, all those dates you have to remember.
Nobody cares when something happened. It's over, it's over, move on, you know what I mean?
But why were you so interested in it?
I know what you're trying to do.
I'm trying to figure out where to put the...
You're trying to make me realize who I used to be.
And what is wrong with that? Is it so bad?
Sophie wanted to change the world. I wanted to understand it.
And she died. But it doesn't mean you have to give up.
I was young, idealistic, and in love.
Was it the only time?
Possibly.
So, what do you think that Sophie would say if she could see you right now?
She'd be appalled. So would the young man I used to be.
She's gone now. And so is that history student in Oxford.
Are you so sure about that?
Don't bother looking for the man I used to be.
I can't help you now, Carly.
Hold on, buddy. Come over here for a sec.
I'll tell you a little secret.
You ready?
Yeah.
The baby's growing inside of Mommy. I felt it kicking.
On the boat?
Yeah.
Do you think Mommy and the baby are getting seasick?
No, not really. This is a different kind of boat. It's kind of big and fancy.
It's kind of like a house on the water. It goes real fast.
You have a fast boat. Why don't you go use it and catch up with them?
I'm doing everything I can, buddy.
But what if something bad happens?
And they catch you? And what if you don't come home like Mommy?
You know sometimes I go away, right?
Yeah.
But I promise you I'll always come home. Okay?
Okay.
Can you do me a favor?
Yeah.
Can you go in there and get us two hot fish sundaes? I want mine with sprinkles.
You mean those little?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm from Brooklyn, we expect.
You might have to miss those sprinkles.
How you doing, Faye?
Do you like that? I didn't shoot you in front of your kid, now you say?
You're not going to shoot me now?
No, that's where you're wrong, Sonny. You killed Rick and now I'm going to kill you.
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On the next General Hospital. I wish I never met you. You're not gonna marry her, right?
Getting pregnant right now wouldn't be good for anyone. No. Did your brother love you as much as he loved you? First she killed my husband. And Rick, now it's your turn.
How far will faith go to avenge Rick's death? Find out tomorrow on General Hospital. You just can't get enough.
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