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I'm a fully tenured professor of biogenetics at Port Charles University.
How do you do? It's an honor to shake your hand. Really, I have enormous respect for the work that
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morals and megatons. What we know and what we do with it. It's catchy, don't you think?
Uh-huh. And what do you want with us? We'd be honored if you'd deliver a paper. If you'd attend
the seminar and better yet deliver a paper. I realize this is very short notice. I should
have contacted you earlier. As a matter of fact, I was here last Friday, but nobody was here.
You were here last Friday? Yes. Fine, I'm sorry I missed you. Now have a look at these. They'll
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I took the entire day off in honor of your homecoming. I'm much better present than you in the airport.
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Unfortunately Anna had travel plans of her own.
You're like such an idiot. Why? Which two? I spent the entire trip coming back from
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Anybody does they do.
Duke's a wreck you know. I wish there was something I could do for him.
What are you thinking about Duke and Anna?
I. Well thank goodness we're in better shape than they are.
Not if Lucy has anything to say about it. Are we back on that again? I know you want me to put
her latest stunt out of my mind but I can't do that. There's not much we can do about it now is
there? Well actually there's a lot you could do. You could call her. You could talk to him. You
could make sure that it doesn't happen again. Well I suppose we should clear the air.
I'll call and set up a meeting but you're gonna be there. Fair enough.
Little manipulator. You call her right now and then we'll decide what we're gonna do. Give me the phone.
Oh.
Thank you. You're a brilliant lawyer.
Jones resident. Lucy it's Jake. Hi Jake. Welcome home. Well thanks. Listen uh
I think you and Bobby and I should get together and have a little meeting.
Um she told you what happened? Yes. I think under the circumstances we should clear the air.
Well so do I definitely. You do? Absolutely. I um I know what Bobby's thinking and it couldn't be
further from the truth and if you need reassurances I'm more than happy to give them. Fine. Where
should we meet? Oh let's see. I've got a lot of errands this morning but we could meet here at noon.
We'll be there. All right I'll see you then. Okay.
Well you're all set to do battle with the DMV? Yeah I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
Well the repairman is going to come at 12 o'clock so if you could be back by then I'd appreciate it
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him. Don't worry I will make sure I'm back. I wouldn't want to hang you up. Oh thanks Lucy.
Okay I'll see you then. Noon. Great. Bye bye. Bye bye.
Oh boy is he in for a surprise. Now what's this? I thought you said everyone was required to sign
in and sign out. They are. Did we miss someone? So much for double checking the entries.
Professor E. Professor Dinsmore. Oh I remember the name. He's back again today. He just signed in a few minutes ago.
Oh yeah there he is. Professor E. Dinsmore. He's in Greta's lab. So thank you very much.
So on behalf of the entire scientific community I implore you to spare us a few moments of your
precious time this week. I'm so very sorry Professor Dinsmore but I've got far too much
work to do right now. Perhaps another time. Oh. Dr. Barris.
Let's see some credentials. Have a good one. Well you have to understand professor we get a lot of
crackpots in here. Now if you can prove who you say you are. Who else would I be?
Why don't we get a cup of coffee. Good morning. Professor Dinsmore I presume. Yes. I'm Sean Donnelly.
This is my associate Wilton LeMouff. I'm sorry we didn't get down to your
doctor but we had no idea that an illustrious scientist like yourself was in our midst.
You know my work? No intimately sir of course I lack the technical knowledge to understand it all
although I am fascinated by the sort of work that you and other brilliant scientists are doing here.
How encouraging to find a businessman with such sensitivity. Sir I would be honored to discuss your work with you.
I suppose so. Oh excellent why don't we adjourn to my office then. I can hardly wait to hear about the recent breakthroughs.
In fact Wolfgang I'm sure we can probably find a position here for Dr. Dinsmore at HTI.
Quite possible yes. Oh yes that wouldn't surprise me at all professor.
That nothing is happening around here surprises me much anymore.
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Well I know where to put those sweaty shirts.
Like the garbage?
No, the wash.
Yeah, stinks.
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Smells clean too, Dad.
Good, it may sleep in it if I will find your pajamas.
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Anything?
Just hospital personnel.
Notice anybody hanging around the hall?
If we'd seen anybody, you'd have heard about it.
Hey.
Oh, hi Matt. How did you hear?
What's up, Tony?
Lucy, it's going to be at my house at noon. Can you and Felicia make it?
Uh, noon. I don't think so.
Oh, well. I didn't think you could. We just found out about it this morning.
Why are you having a party for her?
I just want to show her my appreciation. You know, she didn't get much of that in this town here.
And I want to thank her for everything she's done for me.
Well, I guess you could say that Lucy's lucky to have you.
No, I'm lucky to have her. I gotta go and get her some presents.
But look, if you could stop by, just do me a favor and do it, all right?
Yeah.
Hi.
Greta, I'm Amy.
Beautiful, thank you so much.
They blow up in your face. It serves you right.
It's a bomb?
You were supposed to inspect it, right?
We did. I saw what you did.
I could have put a tank in there and it would have gotten in.
What did you expect us to do, ruin the arrangement?
Better that than our face.
We'll go over it again. Thoroughly. And in a safe place.
What exactly is going on?
You know better than that.
Don't get mad at me. They're your guards, Frisco.
I hope you have a good explanation for this.
You want an explanation, lady? Have you forgotten what you just been through?
The DVS wants you dead. Don't forget that. They'll do anything to do it.
They'll blow this damn hospital up if they have to.
I am quite aware of that, but this bouquet was from Connie Daniels, my assistant.
Damn who it was from. Those flowers had to be arranged at a floral shop.
Ten sets of hand, if not more, have touched them already.
I assume they've been checked outside.
Well, they were supposed to, but it wasn't quite up to par.
I'll get your flowers back if they're not laced with explosives.
Oh, yes. Please be careful.
Sorry to go overboard.
Oh, it's all right. I don't blame you.
You hear a lot of explosion. Don't expect flowers.
Well, what do you expect him to do? Start rifling your drawers the moment you step out of the room?
I don't know what to expect from him.
I want you to contact the WSP for me, have them run a computer check on him, then join us inside.
What are you going to do?
I'm going to set the good professor up, find out exactly who he is, but I'm going to have to have your help to pull that off.
At your service. What do you want?
I'll first run Dinsmore through the computer, then come back here and join us. Just follow my lead.
What I do best.
On service.