Say three Hail Marys and go in peace.
Where is the money?
I did not get any money.
What did you get?
I gave him the gold and I got three Hail Marys.
No receipt?
They have been dittled by the Catholic Church.
Tomorrow night join us at 7.30 for a special one hour edition of the Golden Girls.
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I love you. I really love you.
From death.
Oh Sam, come on.
To awakening.
What's happening?
It's like I can still feel you.
Suspicion.
It was a set up. I was murdered.
To fear.
Don't you hear him?
You can hear me?
The unbelievable.
I got a message from Sam.
To the unforgettable.
I don't know what's real anymore.
Ghost.
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They were the wrong cattle, in the wrong paddock, at the wrong time.
I heard three.
A film without Bruce Willis.
Hey Charlie, bring him in here.
Hey, you sure this place is a toxic waste dump?
It looks more like somebody's living room.
Don't worry Charlie.
I mean, these guys will take anything.
I gotta warn you though, they look kind of weird.
Oh yeah, that's okay.
We're from Tasmania.
Goodie, goodie, goodie, another delivery.
Grandpa, oh Grandpa.
Okay, now let's just see what we got here.
We can take the dioxins and the plutonium, okay, but we can't take the other stuff.
There is some stuff that even we won't take.
Okay, okay Charlie, put the winecourer back in the truck.
Okay, there's your money.
Grandpa, I must say this was the best idea you've had setting this house into a toxic waste dump.
We're making a fortune.
And this stuff is just so useful.
I can't believe they're paying us to take it.
I mean, it's the best weed killer I've ever used.
Well, it certainly killed all the weeds.
And the flowers and the trees.
And the neighbors.
And Spot loves the stuff.
Say, where is Spot?
Spotty boy, oh Spotty boy.
Now that is the healthiest goddamn chihuahua I've ever seen.
Skippy, Skippy, Skippy the bushcandle moon.
Skippy, Skippy, Skippy a friend of the day.
Do you have plans?
I wonder if someone has cursed daddy.
Surely he's sick.
Gosh, Sonny, maybe there's a satanic voodoo cult hiding in the park.
Skippy ignore.
We better ask her if she's seen one around.
Skippy, Skippy.
Look, Sonny, there she is.
Look, Sonny, it's a voodoo ceremony.
And Skippy is the witch doctor.
We better tell your father, Mr. Hammond, he doesn't like people doing things in the park without a permit.
Skippy, Skippy, Skippy.
I
I hate proud people.
Don't be prejudiced.
And next week on 10 Second Theatre, the complete works of William Shakespeare.
Don't worry, Sonny, the priest will chase the evil spirit out of Skippy.
Be gone, Satan.
What'd she say, Sonny?
She says, Mom's doing weird things in hell with the devil.
Out, Satan, out.
I'm going to use him up.
Oh, Drake.
I hope she's going to be all right.
So that's one soup is a prune, one soup a roti, a tomato.
And a couple of cokes.
That's prune 3601.
By the way, I like your taste in music.
Hey.
Hi.
One super Supremo and a couple of cokes.
Thanks.
I think you could do with one of these.
I can keep the coke.
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She thought she had the perfect marriage, until the day someone tried to kill her.
I am a lawyer.
And what else?
8.30 Friday on Salon.
Oh, sorry.
Someone let off.
Really stinky crew here.
OK, hi there loyal fans and faithful slaves.
Yeah, I'm your Nefertiti on MTV.
A bit desperate here.
Ah, guys, I want you to climb aboard with me now, because we're getting on the Gig Guide
train.
OK, Big Pig.
They're apparently touring country Queensland at the moment, visiting all their old friends.
The big pineapple, the big banana and the big cow.
You know, other countries get the pyramids, the Eiffel Tower.
Australia gets the big cow.
What's wrong with us?
OK, well, more music on MTV coming up right now.
We have that singing sextic sure.
She's touring Oz at the moment and I have her press release right here.
It says, sure, the lady with passion for performing on boats.
You can catch her nude at 5.15, 6 and 7.30 on the Manly ferry.
That's sure on her Miners the Undies tour.
OK, let's check out her nose.
I won an Oscar I had come ready for.
And with that blue babe I had become a star.
I had to show them that I had replaced.
So I made this film clip and bade my ass.
In front of the entire Navy.
Wearing two strips of sticky tape, they nearly overplayed.
Every winner dead, not behind.
And everyone could see.
If Samantha Fox can do it, why not me?
The sun was number one.
Because I bade my bum.
If you look real close, you might see the sun.
I had to have it nicked and tucked.
I had to have it like for something really made me cry.
I saw two tears out the door.
Now I can scream for more.
And baby, baby, baby.
If you think I've gone too far.
If you think I am done.
Then watch me while I straddle.
Blast me gone when I show my ring.
When I show my ring.
And everyone could see.
Everyone could see.
Somebody seems to have thought that was a news item.
A little dog in a tutu that rides a bicycle.
Well I hope you're happy, hope it made you night.
I had a dog once, you know.
A little pup with a black patch over one eye wandered into my yard one day.
Hungry, frightened, cold.
I fed it, took care of it, watched it grow big and strong.
And had it put down.
You know it hasn't been a good year for me.
I know what you're thinking, it doesn't get enough.
It just doesn't get enough.
What do they call it these days?
Bonking, is it?
Stupid, sounds like someone being hit over the head with a mallet.
Bonk.
No it hasn't been a good year so I've decided to do something I've been meaning to do for a long time.
Kill myself.
Live on air.
Go out with a bang or a bonk.
Wearing the money.
Herman!
Herman, have you been wasting your time hanging around with Grandpa again?
Hello, Lillian dearest.
Herman, there is so much work to be done around this house.
Clogging up the gutters and putting up the cobwebs.
I bet that Gomez Adams doesn't sit around on his fat ass all day.
Lillian, I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times not to mention that name in this house.
Adams this, Adams that.
I'm sick of trying to keep up with the Adamses.
Oh, what is that terrible smell?
Herman, have you been hanging your underpants over the heater again?
No, no more, it's coming from that barrel.
Oh my God, highly toxic dioxins.
What, Herman?
Now look, Lily, there is absolutely nothing to worry about.
We've set up a small toxic waste dump out the back, that isn't all.
But these chemicals are highly dangerous.
Herman, how could you do this?
Well, Lily, I was going to surprise you.
Well, I want this stuff out of here.
But Lily, oh Lily, Lily.
Ma, you know how Dad looks like Frankenstein's monster?
Yes, Eddie dear.
Well, how come he always carries on like a great poof?
Eddie, that's no way to talk to your father.
Now look, Lily, there is nothing bad in this stuff.
You can even drink it.
In fact, it tastes delicious.
Herman?
Herman has been knocking back this stuff by the barrel though for the last three months.
Oh, well that might explain it.
What's that dear?
Well, Herman, you've changed lately.
Oh, I have?
Is it my part on the left side or the right side?
No, Herman, it's more than that.
Here.
This was a photo of you taken three months ago.
Ahhhhh!
It is an improvement.
Well, so much for the tablets.
They did absolutely nothing of course.
Apparently my metabolism is too slow.
So I bought these.
Safety razors.
Well, particularly unsafety razors.
You know, actually since I've made the announcement of my suicide,
I've had rather a lot of faxes coming in from viewers.
Quite touching really.
Overwhelming response you might say.
Most in favor.
Except Mr Davies of Dalkeith.
Suicide is spelled with a C, not an S, you stupid man.
One soup between hot and variety.
Ketchup, tomatoes. Is that it?
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That's room 3601.
And by the way, I like your taste in music.
Good boy.
Ahhhhh!
Hi.
Thanks.
Maybe you could use one of these.
Thanks.
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His Don Tragerham is made authentic Czechoslovakian way.
Is why I wear Czech suit.
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He's Don.
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Yes, well, not what you'd call a fatal wound really, is it?
You know, it shouldn't end better than to use Australian razor blades, shoddy rubbish.
How much long do you have?
Long enough to hang myself?
It'll give the department, the make-up department, something to worry about, won't it?
You know, I haven't forgotten how to tie a good knot, you know.
One of my few pleasures as a child was tying nooses to hang my pets.
Of course, my other pleasure was contracting diseases of various sorts.
So anybody around here got any rope?
There must be someone in the crew that can help me out.
How did you possibly want this stuff?
Well, I can't say too much, but have you ever eaten takeaway chicken?
You've sold all 650 barrels.
No, but Herman's out the back drinking the rest of it.
Oh, no, he is not.
He'll be farting all night.
So, what are you gonna do now?
Well, it looks like we're gonna have to follow standard industry procedures.
What's that?
We'll tip it in the river.
What was that?
Something's upset Spark.
What the hell?
Help, help, help, help.
What is it, son?
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
Oh, it's Herman.
He's mutated into a horrible monster.
Hello again, this is World Wrap, I'm Darcy Dobson.
And good evening Australia, I'm Kerry-Ann Kennel.
And Kerry-Ann disaster in the television industry tonight with news of further mass
sackings at the major television networks.
Australia has now been left with only four sports reporters, three cameramen, two news
readers and 8,000 publicity personnel.
And that's pretty tragic news Kerry-Ann.
It's a tough industry Darcy, you know, but if you've got talent, and I mean real talent,
you'll survive.
And talent's a hard thing to decide.
Listen baby, when you've got it, you've got it.
I think people out there can see that and they can hear it.
I love you.
Hi and welcome sports fans right across the country to this tropical paradise where we've
got some great action lined up for you today, Don.
Thanks Chuck, it's 30 beautiful degrees of surf sand and sun.
Perfect conditions for a weekend of hot, hot action.
That's right, it'll be no holds barred competition here where top sleaze bags from all over the
world will be vined for that prestigious golden vaseline jar award in this, the second international
sleaze championship.
And they're lining up.
Tony the Hitman Partella, what else can you say about this slime bucket that hasn't already
been said?
That's right Don, he really is in sleazy form having just been in Hawaii where he took out
the coveted beach to bedroom triathlon.
What are the stats on him?
Well he's been divorced six times, I'm sorry seven times.
And when he pours on the aftershave he can still match it with the best of them.
Oh great going Tony.
Well Mike the Yuppie Young, since he's come off the European winter groping circuit his
boots have hardly hit the floor.
Yes I believe he's just coming good after a bad back injury Chuck.
And he won't tell us how he got it will ya Mike?
Wow Drago McConville, he got lucky about two or four years ago and took out the bronze
in the baby oil tournament in Montreal but he hasn't scored since.
You know he must be a desperate man Don, pushing 45 and I don't see too many more years ahead
for him in top ranked international sleaze.
No Chuck I think he'll be moving up into the dirty old man division quite soon.
Okay taking some stats here.
I see he won the pervon.
I didn't know that either of course the socks and the jocks incident referred to here.
Very controversial indeed.
Okay well we'll be back with more Summer Sleeves action right after this.
Stay tuned.
Welcome back so good for you to have our company and of course as we were saying before with
the incredible upheaval in the television industry tonight on World Wrap we'll be presenting
a two hour documentary on what has gone wrong hosted by me.
Sounds terrific.
And in news just a hand Kerry-Anne with the overwhelming success of the Prince Charles
and Di Gob on the Poor tour Buckingham Palace has revealed that the Queen is also currently
here on tour but due to austerity measures imposed by Margaret Thatcher the royal entourage
is being kept to a minimum.
I'm all shopping.
So nice to see you.
Mike Young what's he going to do?
Well this is interesting Chuck he's adapted the Rudolph Nurell antennas bar on the crotch
track.
That's amazing I've seen this in ballet but never before in international sleaze.
Okay full inside now and he has found the subject.
He's got a subject she's looking straight at him.
A smile.
Oh that must have hurt.
Must have hurt but he's knocked down.
I'll check you later he's saying.
He's up against his walls.
You know I think this technique is very interesting.
Three balls.
That is definitely against the rules.
Huxley's action here.
Stay tuned.
What do you think of us?
Oh wonderful wonderful.
So you're pop state.
So nice to see you.
And now our incisive documentary on the television industry and just what?
What the hell is going on here?
What's happening?
What's it?
We're getting a new.
What's happening?
I think we're getting a new set.
What the hell is going on here?
Maybe a teak wall unit or something.
That would be exciting.
What's happening?
What the hell is going on?
Hello?
Hi boss.
Yeah.
Okay.
So what's the news?
We're taking a Christmas break.
Early.
I thought so.
Oh well, won't be needing this anymore.
See you down the pub.
Have I told you about my new album?
Keri Ann Kinnell.
Available.
With great songs like, call me please at home.
I'm going to leave with dignity.
I love you.
I honestly...
Ciao.
Who the hell is responsible for this?
Oh, hi.
Hi.
Oh, hi.
Hi.
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How about dinner tonight?
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Sounds great.
I can't.
I'm just doing a lamb roast tonight.
Never guess what happened.
Don't tell me.
You gave up dinner with Tom Cruise for this.
Well I don't.
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And welcome back to the second international sleaze championship where we are Surfside with Groggle McConaugh.
There he's gone.
His task here is to save a woman who doesn't need to be saved whilst at the same time making extensive unsolicited bodily contact.
Now if you watch carefully his hallmark is an erotic run and dive.
There goes the run.
He claims it's a turn on for women.
I find that hard to believe.
He's diving.
Oh no, he's misjudged the depth.
Barth wheel over.
Hasn't made any contact whatsoever from what I can see up here.
Very sad day for old Groggle McConaugh.
I think he's going to have to really.
Oh, he seems to have lost something up top there too, Don.
You know, I think it's time he hung up the toupee and learned to play pocket billiards.
I'm not going to argue with that at all, Don.
Not at all.
Well, welcome back. Cool side here in the second international sleaze championship where Tony the Hitman Partello is making a comeback.
Unconfirmed rumor before Don that he's going to use his infamous pink bathing costume.
Oh, I don't know about that.
And there it is. There it is.
This man has got more cheek than we've seen in a long time.
He has more ass than class, I think he's got.
Who in the hell is he going to work for?
You know, there seems to be some reaction in the pool, but it's hard to tell.
Oh, and they're clearing the pool.
They're clearing the pool.
Tony is going to clear the pool in less than four minutes.
Under 3.5 seconds.
That has to be a sleaze record. Great sleaze action here. Stay tuned.
So what's this here?
Your diamond company.
You're offering a 50% discount.
It's not a discount.
What would you give me for this?
It's genuine.
Right, then easy.
Now I've called this meeting to put an end to certain baseless allegations and rumors that I am not a competent ship's captain.
I would ask anyone who's been a part of this slander to raise their hand.
And there'll be more of our popular Madagascan cooking series tomorrow night at 8 30.
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Let's now look at the highlights of this week's quality viewing on this.
Coming up on Thursday night, part two of our Romanian psycho drama, A Plankton's Angst.
This week, Flotsam finally succumbs to the psychological torment of a life spent at the wrong end of a food chain.
I'm sure you'll agree no one makes drama quite like the Romanians.
And I know I will be on the edge of my seat for that one.
And on Friday night, the television premiere of a new Bulgarian science series fun with igneous rocks.
Our host, Jurgi Spekelbitz, takes us on a fascinating journey through the wastelands of Europe,
exploiting sedimentary layers, Plutarch bands and cheffy bracts.
And wild horses could not drag me away from that riveting stuff.
But right now on SBS, it's time for a landmark cinema classic.
The Wild One was indeed a film of its time, best remembered for the outstanding performance of a young Australian actor who went on to become a star.
Please enjoy with me now, The Wild One.
Bobby, what's the matter?
Reader, it's Johnny. He's gone and he ain't never coming back.
Oh, Bobby, Johnny's a wild one.
He follows his heart.
His kind don't stay long in a place like Landsvale.
Reader, it's Johnny. He's come back.
I know he would. Our love was too strong.
What do I look all right?
You look fine.
Dry your eyes.
You go to him. He needs you.
Johnny, you came back. I'll do anything for you, Johnny.
I'll even go all the way.
Oh, ripper! Okay, get on the bike.
Here, put this on.
Here we go.
Oh, John.
Okay, hold on.
You'll visit him.
No, I leave out Sandy's only.
Who's the...
I'm in love with you.
What? Snap out of it.
It's a comedy.
You got a love bite on your neck. Your life's going down the toilet.
It's a drama.
You want me to take my heartbreak, put it away and forget?
And it's a love story.
Where are you taking me?
I'm going to the bathroom.
Like the bathroom.
It's a love story.
Where are you taking me?
To the bed.
Wait a minute!
Let men chase women.
I think it's because they fear death.
One day you're gonna get caught.
Whole proof underdacks.
One day you're gonna get caught with your pants down.
No, wait. Do you have any protection?
Once a helicopter battle has been engaged, somebody is gonna die.
He's the Army's best combat instructor.
His objective? Train an elite helicopter squad.
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We don't make any exceptions in this outfit, ever.
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Hello?
Spirits of the Caribbean.
The spirit of the Caribbean.
Hi Michelle and this is Ferret.
If you don't mind if you could maybe keep the noise down a little bit
because we're actually babysitting my little sister's kid.
Like Donna who's my younger sister, she's three months younger than me.
She was meant to be my twin but Donna's a little bit slow.
Really slow actually.
So we're minding her little kid while she's in remand.
I think maybe we should feed it now Ferret.
The thing is it wasn't Donna's fault right because what actually happened was that her and ACDC,
that's the baby's name, were out drinking at the crock
and the baby was slam dancing and stage diving and head banging and that
because he really loves it.
I mean he's a really great dancer for eight months old.
The corkies don't fit him yet but I reckon he'll be real champ sharpie.
Anyway ACDC had had a few and he got into like a fight with six bikies.
I tell you that little kid is like really mean when he's pissed.
He's like, you're laughing at my nephew.
You're laughing at my nephew.
Rimmel lips.
Well anyway, settle down Ferret, it's alright.
How it ended up was that Donna got arrested for grievous bodily harm
that ACDC had done on these six bikies.
And he got away so that's why we're minding him so you better keep it down a bit
because he's really mean when he's got a hangover.
But he's a really great little kid, you know what I mean, he's a born skinhead.
No hair at all.
And he's got a really big donger just like Gerrit.
I think it's about time for his bottle actually.
Ferret, maybe we better...
Ferret, in case you don't know, loves kids.
I mean I reckon he'd make a really great father, especially when he's pissed.
Anyway we've got to go out now so could you, we're going to go down to the station
so if yous wouldn't mind keeping an eye on the baby.
That's why you don't have anything else to do.
Thanks very much.
Say together cause they're couples
Couples
One plus one and you're a couple
Do you like being here, my little virgin?
It's beautiful, my little pet.
And you too.
Together
He'll be right back in a minute, he just didn't realise it fobbed around so much.
Can you spot the Aussie tourist?
Can I feel it?
Yes, a little bit.
Not too well really.
Yes, I think they're all still a bunch of convicts.
Some convicts have. Someone just passed by.
Just said hello.
bag
We'll be back.
Thank you.
Thanks, guys.
Let's go!
Okay, hamburger lovers,
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See classic clangers from a country practice and so much more in another hilarious hour of It'll Be Alright on the Night.
Coming up next on Seven.
Well hello again, yes, this is Good Morning Moscow, the hippie hippie shake.
She wears a mean pair of jeans, tell me what she means.
And speaking of mean jeans, Victor.
Get down sweater.
Today's show is talking all about fashions from the West, Victor.
That's right sweater, cool for cats, I myself am big fashion victim.
You can say that again, Victor.
No sweater, I am very much into making the bold fashion statement.
Sure Victor, the bold statement you make is big chronic dag.
No, Victor, the latest idea from West today is dressing to kill.
Sure, you mean like grey suit with concealed flick knife like KGB.
No Victor, you are barking up the wrong leg on this one.
No, today I like to talk about trendy hairstyles.
I see, sweater, and wearing a tea towel on the head is trendy for you now, I see.
Oh no Victor, look, I will unveil latest smart hairdo for you now.
You see, it is frizzy perm, Victor.
I have seen this look before after KGB have been attaching electrodes to private parts.
Oh please Victor, no more of your shaggy KGB dog jokes please.
You really should do something with your hair to make you look modern spunky guy.
And what do you think I could perhaps do, sweater?
I don't know, maybe you should grow it a bit longer, like right down over your face.
Anyway Victor, the greasy look is now very much out.
You know, you need style, you should maybe try blow wave.
My cousin Yuri had blow wave, he had his head out the window and Chernobyl went down.
No Victor, please, blow wave is when someone is blowing hot air on your head.
Sweater, I would very much like you to come over to my apartment sometime and blow on my head.
Oh please Victor, what can I say?
You are a very honest, happy man.
In the name of his majesty, King George.
To appear in a crappy American TV show with a hopelessly contrived premise starring the world's...
1971 masterpiece from Finn.
Shit.
Finn, why don't you just...
Just because he's got an enormously big dung arm.
Gosh Skippy, best be careful.
There, the hands.
Yes, buns covered with Bob's dishes.
We are sinking.
Oh my god, what's that?
Oh it's Bob bending over looking for mud creps.
One more time I tell you.
No I won't.
Now this little one closest to us in the front is the one that I call Tinker.
Come back Tinker.
Oh Jimmy.
Oh my god.
If you want to make it in this world, you need to learn the things most employers want.
Like how to work with a team.
How to handle responsibility.
How to lead others.
And how to perform under pressure.
You can learn all these things in the army.
It could be your best start in life.
Army, it'll bring out your best.
We've got the best in entertainment.
And I'll prove it tonight.
Yes please.
The big names on 7 Smash It Celebrity Double from 7.30 Saturday.
Quiet used cars win my stamp of approval.
They'll win yours too but you need to be quick.
Great cars like these just don't last long.
Stop.
So come get your bumper sticker today and listen every afternoon at this time for our drawing.
On weekdays you can win a $20 Coco gift certificate and on Fridays a 19 inch color TV.
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There's an immediate financial impact from the drought but for us all.
A man can be as wise as Solomon and have an iron character and still be carried away by roulette.
I'm Cyril Richard.
Good night.
The yellow is behind the pink but the yellow is on that side cushion and for those of you in black and white it's just behind the blue.
Hello.
Thousands of years ago Confucius wrote there is no spectacle more agreeable than watching an old friend fall off a rooftop.
Well bearing that in mind welcome to another rooftop rendezvous.
This time a late night version specially designed for those fond of a few cock ups before bedtime.
The late hour does give us some other advantages for one thing feel free to wear casual clothes while watching and secondly because there's unlikely to be any children looking in we're able to be a little more unbuttoned than usual.
So if your cheeks are easily set aflame perhaps this might be an opportunity to get an early night.
Now as for what we've unearthed this time well once again our research team has been as busy as Heseltine's hairdryer.
We've collected a whole batch of blunders bungles and botch ups.
In other words all the things television does so much better than any other medium.
As witness for example our first outcrop of outtakes a group whose most heart rending aspect is that they also nearly got it right.
Fire!
Blast off!
Bristol Rovers and Bristol City are leading the way in this long stitched attempt to clean up the language on the terraces.
Whether it's going to work that will have to be seen but nevertheless the directors at Bristol Rovers are absolutely adamant today to make sure that the crowds the family of the supporters and every f***ing person else.
Hello again I'm Cal Worthington of Worthington Ford and I want to show you some trucks here that are flat worth the money.
Shut up you're not over my toe.
Tomorrow is the last day of summer.
Sharon? Karen?
Susan!
I give you this ring as a sign that I take you to be my lawful wedded husband.
I give you this ring as a sign that I take you to be my lawful wedded wife.
Now how did you meet your loved one or even your husband or wife? Was it desperately romantic? Did you go weak at the knees? Did your roses wilt in their stems?
It's a foaming aerosol. See what happens when I spray it?
The foam builds and no dripping.
Is it too commercialized? Are people losing their spirit?
No I think Christmas is a wonderful thing. I think they should have it every year.
I don't think these guys are any different than I am. One year I vote Republican and next year I vote Democrat. I'm, what is it, not bisexual but whatever.
No. Tell me you love me. Say it.
No, no I won't say it. Of course it isn't true. Now put that down and weep.
How do you do that?
Outside that door now is a very famous, very distinguished actor.
Really?
Yes and he's come along here especially to give me some valuable advice on acting.
Only a favor is probably in the meals on wheels lady. Why don't you knock if you want a starter.
Well we'll see won't we?
Right.