Tonight, come to Fantasy Island and Artie Johnson is the mad professor.
It's very discouraging to work with short-sighted people who can't see beyond a harmless explosion or two.
Even if the last one did level a gymnasium.
And a woman who wants to go to the other side is reluctant to come back.
Grandma, please come back to me. Come back to me, please.
Fantasy Island tonight, 6.30, online.