Before the break of day, there was only one thing on his mind, only one thing to say.
Angels watching over me, every move I make. Angels watching over me.
Angels watching over me, every step I take.
It's Victoria up against South Australia.
It's those old rivals battling it out here. It's a knockout.
That means our winners there are the Wrecks from South Australia.
It's a thousand dollars for the winner in It's a Knockout, presented by Uncle Toby's Tonight at 6.30.
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Two great Australian shows beginning tonight at 6.30, only on Channel 10.
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Tonight, on the news, a little visitor brings old enemies together.
They want their baby.
Pull him over.
You've got to cut me back into you.
Like a baby.
Just a good old boy, never meanin' no harm.
Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
Straight in the curve, flat in the hill.
Someday the mountain might get him, but the law never will.
Making their way, the only way they know how.
That's just a little bit older than the law will allow.
Just a good old boy, wouldn't change if they could.
Fighting the system like a tomb, modern day Robin Hood.
Australia has been luckier than most countries.
The world has 10 million refugees, many are starving.
That's why Oscar was formed.
Oscar is Australia's leading refugee organisation.
As their patron, I'm launching their Tree of Life program.
The Oscar tree reaches to Africa, where millions, mostly women and children, are in dire need.
The tree not only represents vital food and medicines, but also the long-term answer.
Establishing self-sufficiency in agriculture, health care and other areas.
Other crisis points exist in Asia, Central America and elsewhere.
Oscar is very effective.
Funds go straight to their highly qualified teams on the spot.
The tree is growing stronger with 46 programs in 28 countries.
But it's only as strong as the nourishment it receives.
This is your organisation.
Oscar is Australians caring for refugees.
I urge you to support Oscar's Tree of Life.
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm throwing away my fat clothes.
Not anymore, I'm taking Fibrax.
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to help reduce hunger just as long as you keep taking them.
Taken regularly as part of a calorie-controlled diet,
Fibrax helps you lose weight gradually and keep it off.
You'll look better and feel fitter,
and you can throw away your fat clothes forever.
This man is a dentist, so we can't show you his face on television.
Morning, Rob.
But the fact that he's brushing his teeth may prompt you to ask
what sort of toothbrush do dentists use?
OK, Rob, show us.
Oral-B.
Preferred and used by three times as many dentists
as any other brand of toothbrush.
Oral-B.
The toothbrush more dentists use.
We've seen a whole lot of champions in Australia
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Now, chances are, if you go on a picnic,
about the only trouble you get is ants.
But if you're a duke, well, it just don't work out there.
Cowboys ain't easy to love
They're harder to hold
That's true.
How would you know?
They'd rather give you a song
Diamonds are gold
Take it, all right
Lone star belt buckle
An old fated Levi's
Each night begins a new day
If you don't understand him
And he don't die young
He'll probably just ride away
Mommas don't let your babies
Grow up to be cowboys
Tell them pick guitars
And try to be cowboys
Tell them pick guitars
And drive them old trucks
Make them be doctors
And lawyers and such
But mommas don't let your babies
Grow up to be cowboys
They'll never stay home
And they're always alone
Even with someone they love
Friends, this here musical is fixing to turn into a melodrama.
Don't worry, Jamie.
I'm not gonna let him get you.
Don't let that female out drive you, Baldwin.
Nail her.
I'll nail her.
You want me to drive?
Key change?
All right.
Smokey old pool rooms
In clear mountain morning
Little warm puppies
Children and girls of the night
You bet.
Them that don't know him won't like him
Them that do sometimes won't know how to take him
He ain't wrong, he's just different
And his pride won't let him
Do things that make you think he's right
But he's not.
But mommas don't let your babies
Grow up to be cowboys
Tell them pick guitars
And drive them old trucks
Make them be doctors
And lawyers and such
But mommas don't let your babies
Grow up to be good boys
They'll never stay home
And they're always alone
Even with someone they love
They'll never stay home
And they're always alone
You be a good boy now, Jamie.
I'll be back with you.
Hold it now, that's enough waddling for one day.
Excuse me, folks.
You haven't seen a beat-up old blue cargo
By here in the last few minutes.
Sorry, boys. We ain't seen nobody.
No, sir.
You're welcome.
What was that all about?
I don't know.
Hey, we got company here.
Look at that.
It's got some kind of note pinned to it.
Take that note.
Dear Duke family, please take care of my baby.
Some bad people are trying to steal him from me.
And please don't give him up to the authorities.
I'll come back to your house for him soon as I can.
Thank you with all my heart, Jamie's mother.
We'll all be dead gunned.
Who the heck is Jamie's mother?
She knows us.
I hate to say this, but I guess we better take him by
and give him to Roscoe or somebody.
Uncle Jesse?
That's just what she said not to do.
She begged us not to take him to the authorities.
Well, there you go, little fella.
I suppose we could take him by the house
and change him and clean him up a little
and maybe feed him.
Sounds like a great idea to me.
You got keys?
He was the greatest comic book hero of them all.
Here comes to life the Academy Award winning masterpiece
Superman the Movie.
Starring Christopher Reeve as the man of steel
at the special family viewing time of 7.30 Monday.
Why have the kids of Australia voted tip-top multigrain
their favourite white grain bread?
Because the little bits make it yummy.
Terrific!
Because it's very, very good for you.
Kids vote tip-top multigrain number one.
It's got the good fresh white bread taste they like
with three softened multigrains for goodness and fibre.
Tip-top voted number one multigrain
by the kids of Australia.
Doesn't make my hair go curly.
It's renovation time.
There's lots of things to do.
There's the carport. And the kitchen.
And my bedroom. And the loo.
Well, there's once your way to fix it.
See the man who's got the plan.
He owns the store. He runs the store.
Here's a bargain for the handyman.
It sells his no more guts.
No, it's only $2.95.
It won't crack, so you can paint over it.
It's terrific.
Your handy hardware man.
Maybe the makers of some artificial pimple treatments
think you have an artificial head.
Otherwise, why would they use artificial chemicals
that feel like they burn?
Sting. Crack.
Feel like they burn.
Sting. Crack.
Peel.
For your faces coated in gums.
When you could use free.
A two-phase pimple preparation gel
containing herbs designed to help free you
from the embarrassment of pimples.
Free for pimples.
It knocks spots of artificial formulation.
Guess what's been reduced to just $20 at Katie's.
These dresses were $36 to $40,
but this week, $20's plenty.
Katie's home.
I tell you,
you shouldn't be trying to trap people like this.
It ain't right, it ain't proper, and it ain't honest.
And you're going to ain't yourself right out of a job
if you don't stop ainting.
All you've got to remember is monkey see, monkey do.
Monkey see, monkey do.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
It's time for Roscoe to show up.
Listen, we can't let him see the baby, please, boss.
Well, I've got to drive careful
so the baby won't get too shook up.
We'll hang on.
Whoa.
Oh, that was horrendous.
I knew it.
You can't get ordinary dogs.
Roscoe looks like a banshee.
I know I do.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That ripped it.
Sheriff, are you okay?
Sheriff, are you all right?
Sheriff, come speak to me, Sheriff.
Are you okay, Sheriff?
Get me out of there before the poof flies get to me.
You idiot, you.
Well, the good Lord looks after babies, drunkards, and fools.
Roscoe must fit in there somewhere.
He's all right.
You hit me on the side, Sheriff.
I know you couldn't mean to.
He's right in the center, didn't I?
You didn't blame me for doing that.
I didn't hurt you, did I?
You got a peeling on you.
Put her down.
Meanwhile, Jamie's mother got caught by the bad dudes.
They were damn right testy
when they couldn't find that smart little fella.
Okay, honey.
What did you do with the baby?
None of your business.
It's my baby.
Why don't you stop chasing me?
It is our business, so you better start telling us.
All right.
Now, who did you leave him with?
You better tell us, honey.
Howdy, neighbors.
Y'all need a hand?
Oh, no, thanks, friend. We're doing just fine.
What if he tells somebody he's seen us out there with the girl?
He's just a dumb farmer.
Hey, hey.
Let's go get her.
Hey, wait a minute.
Mr. Craig don't want her. He wants that baby.
Now, she came from that direction, and that's the way we're going.
Right.
Let's just check out that orange car we passed.
Hey, Mr. Craig here.
Mr. Craig.
Now, this feeling.
Look, I don't care what you men do or how you get him,
but I am paying you $1,200 a day,
and I want that baby.
Now, look, if you're having any trouble with those hazeys up there,
you take care of them, yeah?
I will be in hazard in two hours.
Yes, sir. We're on our way.
We'll see you later, Mr. Craig.
And while the baby's mother was speeding away from hazard
thinking that she was being chased,
the Dukes was arriving at the farm for their precious cargo.
Well, sure.
We'll see how we're going to take care of a baby here at the farm.
Well, don't you worry about it. I'll take care of him.
It's going to be kind of fun having a little tyke around the house again.
That's about the size of you and Bo when you got here.
We were never that size.
Not me. You know, I just can't quite picture you, Luke,
sitting on the floor, sucking your thumb, crying away.
I did not suck my thumb.
Bo, that's more like you.
When you was hungry or wanted something,
I used to scream like a...
like a baby.
Well, now, wait just a minute. I never...
Something never changed, do they?
Luke, I sure feel sorry for him.
Why don't we go out there and try to find his mama?
You know, those two guys were asking about a blue sedan.
Now, I'll bet you a beer at DeBoer's Nest.
That's what she's driving.
All right. It's worth a try. Come on, let's get out of here.
Take care, fella. You're in good hands there, buddy.
A little bit hot.
We got a bassinet here somewhere.
It's either in the attic or out in the barn.
Here, let this cool down a little bit and give it to him.
It'll be all right.
Everything's gonna be okay, honey.
Now, about this time, Boss Hogg was having
a county budget meeting with Roscoe and Ince,
who couldn't count a dozen eggs without taking off their shoes.
Well, Luke, it's going up, up, up, up.
And then come over here, take a gander at this chart.
Here, the county income is going down, down, down, down, down.
Well, little fat lady, things are tough all over.
Yeah, but not like here. Not like here.
Because no other county in the whole U.S. of A
is so honored as to have a serious department like ours.
Oh, well, I appreciate that, Mr. Hogg.
On account of you two boobs,
have single-handedly managed to drive
Hanson County to the brink of bankruptcy.
And I do mean drive.
Come on out here.
Now, take a look at this.
I remember that. You did that one on the end,
the second one from the top.
Geniuses' fault.