So much fun!
Surprise!
Just one place, just one place you can go
Where it's fun to eat and talk and laugh and
Still get some change back
We're sparkling like McDonald's
Taking pride in what we do
That's why 11 million times a day
We get to say thank you!
Fast, fresh, always fun!
Thanks for making us number one.
We did together!
McDonald and you!
Most parts of the Sunday paper
Don't have much use after you read them
Abracadabra!
Uh oh!
But there's one part that's good all week long
The stop and shop circular
It's full of hundreds of specials that can
Make a big difference in your food budget
The stop and shop circular
Unlike some parts of the paper
It's worth saving all week long
It's time to stop and shop!
On Memorial Day these stands will echo
The thunder of the Indy 500
And Goodyear will be here
But right now you should be at Goodyear
Because Goodyear's Memorial Day sale is on now
Save on radials, light truck tires and more
Plus the entire line of Goodyear Eagle
High-performance radials
Come to Goodyear now
Because on Memorial Day it'll be too late
Save with number one, Goodyear
The sale ends May 28
For the hottest shoes in town
Get some Faber Fever
Save on great summer styles for everyone
Women's sandals, $8
That's Faber Fever, $8
Faber Fever, it's done
Fashion, just what you need right now
Olympian all-courts for the family, $12
Leather boat shoes, exceptional at $20
Want to catch the fever?
Get to Faber fast
Thanks for the dog, guys
Walk a little smarter and Faber
Colonial quality
It means more ham for your money
Like this colonial semi-boneless ham
What you see is what you get
Rich, lean meat
Compared with this canned ham
Which seems economical
Till you open the can
Scrape off the jelly
Cut off the fat
And get a lot less than you paid for
Fresh colonial ham
They're better quality and better value
Colonial quality
Don't settle for less
And now back to Blue Water
Music
You've read my name in all the papers
And how I solved the Keystone Capers
Keystone Kelly is my name
Catching crooks is my game
Introducing a hilarious new video game
Keystone Capers for the Atari 2600
Harry Hooligan was loose in the department store
And me in pursuit from floor to floor
I ran and leaped and cropped and dumped
With a bit of Irish stuff I nabbed the croak
And saved the day when Kelly's on the beat
I never failed
Keystone Capers, designed by Gary Kitchen for Activision
Dry
That's the whole idea behind antiperspirants
But look at their idea of dry
Water
The leading antiperspirant is mostly water
That's not my idea of dry
Dry idea has almost no water
It goes on feeling dry
Makes you drier than the leading roll-on solid and spray
The choice, their idea of dry or dry idea
It's drier, you're drier
Pizza
Music
Open a jar
A pinch of brick sauce
And open your own
Pizzeria
Open a jar
A pinch of brick sauce
And open your own
Pizzeria
Open a jar
A pinch of brick sauce
And open your own
Pizzeria
I've got a confession to make
I've always loved the freshness of Tic Tac
But when sugar-free's came along
I figured I'd give up some of that freshness
To get fewer calories
Now what?
I was wrong
Sugar-free mints aren't lower in calories
They have seven, even nine calories per mint
And a Tic Tac has just one and a half
So I'm staying with Tic Tac
Because to get fewer calories
I don't have to give up taste or freshness
Or nothing
Tic Tac, the one and a half calorie breast mint
Music
Olympic Stain
We've got the inside on outside protection
Inside every can of Olympic Stain
Is linseed oil that penetrates
Inside wood to give strong protection outside
Inside every can is the experience
Of over half a century
That's why Olympic protects the outside
Of more homes than any other stain
Olympic Stain
We've got the inside on outside protection
Government regulations say we can make
Our Hebrew national beef hot dogs
From frozen beef
We don't
The government says we can use artificial coloring
We don't
They say we can add meat byproducts
We don't
They say we can add non-meat fillers
We can't
We're kosher
We need them to haveoof
They always say no
It's their favorite word
No capes, no chips
No soda, no gunk
No, no, no. It's anything fun
So how come they never say no to Quik?
What do they know?
Must be a trick
Cause they never say no to Quik
I think it's milk in it
Or they've just forgotten the taste of it
It's creamy chocolate, rich and thick.
I still think it's smoking it.
I don't think we'll ever know why.
They never say no to Greg.
I love girls with great-looking legs.
Maybe that's why they asked me to judge the neat five-day test.
Can I tell the difference after five days between the razor leg and the neat leg?
The razor leg feels stubbly. The neat leg, smooth.
Next.
The razor leg feels stubbly. The neat leg, smooth.
Razor's stubbly. Neat, smooth.
And the winner? Neat.
I love neat girls.
Neat for smoother legs longer.
Now with new improved fragrances.
Get into the swing of things this afternoon at 2 for Red Sox action.
We'll knock your socks off as the Red Sox take on the Minnesota Twins.
We'll return to our feature after this mess.
Not too long ago, Subaru appeared here in New England.
And then something remarkable happened.
Subaru started popping up all over New England.
Soon, Subaru became the number one selling import in Maine.
Now it's number one in Vermont, too.
And in Massachusetts, Rhode Island, New Hampshire and Connecticut,
Subaru's front wheel and on-demand four-wheel drive are speeding it to the top.
So see your New England Subaru dealer and see why New England's playing our song,
Subaru, the New England solution.
You want to be a model, it's a nervous time for you.
Your feelings are tense, but frame after frame, your style is coming through.
Soft and dry roll-on will help hide when your nervous inside.
Soft and dry creates a new roll-on.
Its dryer formula dries super fast to fight nervous perspiration better than the leader.
Soft and dry roll-on will help hide when you're nervous inside.
Olympic Overcoat House Paint.
We've got the inside on outside protection.
Inside every can of Olympic Overcoat is our 100% acrylic formula
that helps protect the outside of your home from the sun's harmful rays
and the damage caused by land.
Inside every can is Olympics' 50 years of experience in protecting the outside of homes.
Olympic Overcoat. We've got the inside on outside protection.
Don't throw money out old windows on high heating and cooling bills.
Alco can install your windows in one day with no damage to your home in any size or any shape.
Alco windows and drafts, even a propellant power, cannot blow out these candles.
Even the heat of a blast of fire cannot penetrate Alco's famous double insulated glass.
Alco windows wash from inside your home.
Throw away your paintbrushes.
Free alarm system with your order.
For every five windows you buy you'll get the 613.
Call now for free estimate and free quartz wash.
Household Finance is backing Russ Polarski.
You get to such a point you don't want to quit until you find an answer.
It's like a puzzle. There is a way to do it.
When I see that building going up, that's me. That's my life in that building.
If you're working for a better life like Russ Polarski, you're the person we want to back at Household Finance
with personal loans up to $5,000 or more.
We're here today giving folks a chance.
Backing you all the way. Household Finance.
Don't throw money out old windows on high heating and cooling bills.
Alco can install your windows in one day with no damage to your home in any size or any shape.
Alco windows and drafts, even a propeller's power cannot blow out these candles.
Even the heat of a blast of fire cannot penetrate Alco's famous double insulated glass.
Alco windows wash from inside your home.
Throw away your paintbrushes.
Free alarm system with your order.
For every five windows you buy you'll get the 613.
Call now for free estimate and free quartz wash.
For the hottest shoes in town, get some Faber Fever.
Save on great summer styles for everyone. Women's sandals, $8.
That's Faber Fever, $8.
Faber Fever, it's fun, fashion, just what you need right now.
Olympian Alcords for the family, $12.
Leather boat shoes, exceptional at $20.
Want to catch the fever? Get to Faber fast.
Thanks for the job, guys.
A little smarter at Faber.
Sugar-free Sprite.
Reach deep inside you.
Reach for a feeling that's right.
Reach for the taste that's special.
Sugar-free Sprite.
You know, Sugar-free Sprite doesn't have any caffeine,
but it does have something no other sugar-free soft drink has.
Great lime and taste.
Reach for the lemon.
Reach for the spice.
Sugar-free Sprite.
Sugar-free Sprite.
And now, back to Blue Water, White Deaf.
Get tacos like you like them from Old El Paso.
Start with fresh, crisp Old El Paso taco shells,
with all the fresh corn flavor of stone-ground corn.
Golden, crisp, and so tasty.
Get tacos like you like them, and you like them, and you like them.
Get tacos like this from Old El Paso,
where the taco shells are crisp and fresh.
Like I like them.
Get tacos like you like them, from Old El Paso.
Hair. One of nature's exquisite achievements.
Dazzling, luxurious.
The kind of hair you get with Jerry Redding Milk and Honey.
How nature meant your hair to be with milk and honey.
Because we combine milk protein for strength and honey for moisture.
Two of nature's own beauty secrets to give you hair as beautiful as nature meant it to be.
Milk and honey. The more you use it, the better your hair will like it.
And the better you'll like your hair.
With milk and honey.
Discover Crisp.
Crisp as you've never known it.
New Crispix is crispy times two.
One side holds the crunch of corn, the other the crackle of rice.
New Crispix is crispy times two.
Two great grains, two crisp crunches for one wonderful taste.
Crispix cereal could only come from Kellogg's.
Only Crispix is crispy times two.
The newest name in Massachusetts banking draws its strength from two sources.
The Old Colony Banks and the First National Bank of Boston.
Joined by one symbol, the eagle.
Sharing one vision.
Tempered by nearly 200 years of experience.
Strengthened by a commitment that spans New England and reaches around the world.
Old Colony at the First.
Known by one symbol.
Called by one name.
Bank of Boston.
The great taste of today's two Borg and a four dollar refund.
That's the best of both worlds.
That's your two Borg reward.
Don't throw money out old windows on high heating and cooling bills.
ALCO can install your windows in one day with no damage to your home.
In any size or any shape.
ALCO windows and drafts, even a propeller's power cannot blow out these candles.
Even the heat of a blaster fire cannot penetrate ALCO's famous double insulated glass.
ALCO windows wash from inside your home.
Throw away your paint brushes.
Free alarm system with your order.
For every five windows you buy, you'll get the sixth one free.
Call now for free estimate and free quartz wash.
Most parts of the Sunday paper don't have much use after you read them.
Abracadabra!
Uh oh.
But there's one part that's good all week long.
The stop and shop circular.
It's full of hundreds of specials that can make a big difference in your food budget.
The stop and shop circular.
Unlike some parts of the paper, it's worth saving all week long.
It's time to stop and shop!
Believe it or not, I'm a penny pincher.
I click coupons, compare prices.
I believe in getting my money's worth.
So when it comes to my hair, I use Vidal Sassoon.
Three steps cost a little more, but beautiful hair is important to me.
And I've always believed, you get what you pay for.
Vidal Sassoon Hair Care.
If you don't look good, we don't look good.
You're gonna like the way we're gonna make your day.
We'd like to make Zair your store.
Zair knows when you come in for an advertised item, you want to find that item.
So we're gonna try to keep our shelves stocked.
Come along and say that's Zair.
If we have to give you a rain check, we'll give you an extra 10% off when you come in to pick it up.
We'd like to make Zair your store.
We're all out, right?
Ta-da!
We'd like to make Zair your store.
I just made Zair my store.
Meet the American lightweight champs.
Murray 10 and 12's be lightweights.
Murray lightweights aren't just for racing because every Murray gives you sleek styling,
smooth, easy riding comfort, and quality features like lug frames.
Check out the entire line of American lightweight champs from Murray,
official manufacturer of bicycles for the 1984 Olympics.
Get all the bike you're paying for.
Murray gives you more.
Tonight the foreign intrigue is here.
From Italy, ribbons of fettuccine with chicken florentine.
Sizzling filet of skull bone from smuggled in from Paris.
And Europe's top secret, succulent steak Diane.
Each dinner, just $6.95.
The magic pan after five.
Got the message?
Colonial Quality.
It's the top quality meats that go into all Colonial Franks.
Colonial Quality.
It's made our Fenway Franks famous and gives our Colonial Knockworst a meatier taste.
Colonial Quality.
It's in our new Colonial Chicken Hot Dogs and delicious Colonial Cheese Franks.
Colonial Quality.
It means great taste and nutrition in every Colonial Frank you buy.
Colonial Quality.
For your Memorial Day cookout, don't settle for less.
We hope you've enjoyed.
Today's feature, Blue Water White Death.
Now stay tuned for Red Sox baseball action.
Next on WSBK, TV 38.
Fresh ground cinnamon.
It makes a delicious difference in my cinnamon rolls.
I'm Mrs. Olson.
You know, the right ingredients are so important in good cooking.
That's why Folgers is good cooking.
It has that just right delicious ingredient, mountain-grown coffee.
The richest kind.
Mmm.
Delicious.
Now that's mountain-grown coffee.
Folgers is good cooking.
Hey, I thought you were brushing your teeth.
I was just thinking.
About what?
About Teddy.
He always wins.
Well, your brother's a lot older than you are.
He'll always be older than me.
I know how you could beat him right now.
How?
Come on.
You could get even fewer cavities in Teddy,
because he didn't have this crust at your age.
Advanced formula crust has flores at.
So?
So it's even tougher than the crust your brother had,
or your mother had, or I had.
When it comes to checkups, you could beat us all.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So maybe it's not so bad being the youngest after all, huh?
Yeah.
With advanced formula crust,
your kids could have even fewer cavities than you did.
Hidden deep in the mountains of your dirty laundry
are some very tough stains.
Introducing an incredible new laundry detergent
that gets them out.
Introducing new...