When I started college in 1967, I smoked a joint for the first time. Four years later, I was shooting dope. Drugs had me doing a lot of things I didn't want to do. For 21 years, I used drugs and lost everything that ever mattered to me. More than that, I lost myself. Drug abuse ruins the lives of thousands of people every year and hurts the people who care about them. Spectrum House helps people get off drugs and get back to living. If you need help with a drug problem, don't wait. Get into treatment. Whenever I see a scene like this, I wonder, did they have a will? As a court reporter, I know if you die without a will, the courts take over and make important decisions for you. Who gets your money? Your property? Who gives away your life's savings? Who will be your children's guardian? With no will, the courts decide everything and your estate pays. Plus, if the state can't find any heirs, they keep your property. Don't worry. 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When you think of the price, it's just amazing. Think of what you can do with $1,000. Well, I figured it out for 25 cents a pack, and I could have bought two of the homes that I live in now. And without smoking, we've got a few more years to go together. Tell them to do what I did. Just order it. I'd say pick up that phone like I did and call a toll-free number. Order your cigarettes now. Call 1-800-922-4414. With a cigarette program, you're guaranteed to stop smoking in as little as seven days. Without withdrawal, without gaining weight, and without spending hundreds of dollars. To save COD fees, have your credit card ready and call toll-free 1-800-922-4414. Or send $19.95 plus $4 postage and handling to Cigarrest. Box 4444, Carlsbad, California, 92008. Or call toll-free 1-800-922-4414 now. This fall, watch today's finest stand-up comics on Improv tonight. Weeknights at 11, beginning October 3rd on WHLL. Remember when movies were 50 cents, hamburgers a quarter, and you could put a nickel on the Jutebox and listen to this? Atlantis Direct Marketing presents Jutebox Jive, one of the greatest treasuries of rock and roll memories ever put on two albums. Remember Danny and the Juniors. Jutebox Jive, a fabulous two-record collector set with every original song performed by the original artists and exclusively compiled for this special TV offer. Remember Roy Orbison. Freddie Boom Boom Cannon. Johnny Maestro and the Crests. The one and only Little Richard. This deluxe two-record treasury is an exclusive TV offer and is not available anywhere else at any price. Remember when the top ten included these songs? Jutebox Jive does. Why is everybody always picking on me? Yes, this fabulous collection is like having your own jukebox in your own home. Order your copy of this exclusive two-record set now and have the greatest jukebox jive hits of rock and roll for your own. Call now. 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Remember, that's Conway and Loretta, Box 27, Shrewsbury, Massachusetts. From the Movie Greats Network, War is Hell Week begins. George Montgomery is the renegade guerilla leader. Now, he's leading his men into the infernos of hell. On a suicide mission against the Japanese Imperial Army. George Montgomery stars in War Kill.