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He's going into cardiac arrest.
I don't understand.
Mike's heart is useless. He's going to need a transplant.
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There are no provisions in your policy for a procedure of this magnitude.
They are releasing him.
Come on now, baby.
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The hospital's on a new management now.
Now what exactly is it that you want?
If you let him get away with this, there's going to be a gun in every hospital in the country.
So what are you going to do? Shoot me if I don't operate?
Not on my watch. This guy's not going to make it.
My son's going to live.
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They suspended you.
And there's a baby on the way.
Then, an all-new Dateline. He says he's murdered again and again, but why won't they believe him?
Confessions of a killer. And on an all-new Law and Order SVU, you will look into the eyes of evil.
Elliot, get up from the table.
Be prepared. An all-new Providence, an all-new Dateline, and an all-new Law and Order SVU, NBC Friday.
Caterina is my favorite kind of anchor. She's succinct to the point, no nonsense.
She is one of the hardest-working journalists I've known. She knows what it takes to get a great story and to bring that to viewers.
She spent years covering stories on the front line, and that's a big difference.
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From soldiers to prisoners.
Over 2,000 of your allies have just entered my camp.
Is an escape going to take place?
35 men go under the wire.
From prisoners.
You know where those Russians go?
Unitions plant.
I need to take out that target.
Two heroes. As long as my son knows, everything's okay.
Bruce Willis.
One man will not be sacrificed and that's the way it has to be.
Hearts War. Rated R. February 15th at theaters everywhere.
Mike Ditka is mad. As a bear.
Yeah, I'm mad alright.
He used a bargain trash bag?
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I also see a lot of folks taking medicines that don't fight gas.
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Gas-X beats the bloke fast.
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Monday, a third watch first.
Oh my God.
A woman frozen in ice.
Oh, man.
And she's still alive.
We've got to get her out of there.
We've got a sporadic beat.
Let's get to work.
A rescue with one catch.
If you break the ice too close, she breaks with it.
Frozen, an all-new third watch, NBC Monday.
Monday, the clues say he's the doctor of death.
That's strange.
One problem, who killed the doctor?
Jerry O'Connell guest stars all-new Crossing Jordan, NBC Monday.
It's a beautiful morning.
Good morning, sweetie.
Good morning, dear.
Good morning, princess.
Good morning, daddy.
Mary, Jeff, breakfast time.
Get real.
Jeff, Mary, you've got five minutes.
Hey, mom, hey, dad.
Bye, guys.
Bye, mom, bye, dad.
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Are the kids up yet?
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Josh says you have a fast car.
It's fast.
I need to borrow it.
I got this meeting to get to where I'm dead.
It's a Steidler Protractor.
Can I borrow your car?
6-2-E-B-J-C-S.
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Yeah.
Okay.
180 horsepower, new Beetle Turbo S. You'd never suspect it.
You're watching ER on NBC.
Tonight on the 19th.
Chilling words from Osama bin Laden in a videotape released tonight.
Was he really carjacked?
A local attorney tells his story to 7 News.
And winter weather making a mess tonight.
Will it be that way in the morning?
I'm Katarina Bandini. Harvey's forecast coming up at 11.
Hey, Mike.
Do you and Maggie ever think about, you know, swapping?
Yeah.
Your wife is into that?
Definitely.
And the kids.
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Let me get yours.
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Rapunzel, my cupcake.
Does I love a boy?
Wait a moment, darling.
I'll just let my hair down.
Too short by a hair's breadth.
Then you'll just have to wait for my hair to grow.
What?
I'll have gone bald by then.
Well, hair today, gone tomorrow.
All I need is a red bull.
Why?
Because red bull gives you wings.
Yes, but it also stimulates the mind.
So get downstairs and open the blooming door.
You can shake an apple off an apple tree.
Shake, shake, sugar, but you'll never shake me.
I'm gonna stick like glue.
Stick because I'm stuck on you.
The Mercedes-Benz E-Class, available with 4MATIC all-wheel drive.
Whatever the weather, these babies stick.
I'm gonna stick like glue.
Stick because I'm stuck on you.
Where is it written that only a sports car can behave like a sports car?
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Hey, mom, what?
The powerful two-liter Mazda Protégé.
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Why should sports cars have all the fun?
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The mystery unfolds.
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Sleeping bag for his first sleepover, $40.
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Going home, priceless.
There are some things money can't buy.
For everything else, there's MasterCard.
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How do you build America's largest wireless network?
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Tonight, Jay's all new with Ben Stiller.
Check her pics with Ebert and Roper and play Name That Sound.
Yeah, three.
That's me stubbing Mattel now.
And starting February 8th, catch the Olympic Tonight Show every weeknight.
Then on Conan, Jewel and Pamela Anderson works her magic on Conan.
All new tonight.
The ring is chosen.
That's it.
That's Daphne's ring.
The wine selected.
And everyone's in position.
Shh, shh, shh.
Everyone, everyone.
Shh, shh.
The Frazier event we've been waiting for.
Niles proposes to Daphne.
A must-see Frazier, NBC Tuesday.
Stay tuned for singles from next week's all-new ER on NBC.
Tonight from the 19th.
New England's power plants on alert tonight.
Winter weather making a mess tonight.
Harvey's tracking the storm.
And hear what the Patriots players are saying about the decision to start Tom Brady at quarterback
The night team is next.
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NBC next Thursday, the search for a miracle begins.
Come on, Ella.
She's not breathing.
As a family is torn apart.
I am not choosing between my two dogs.
You don't have to!
You can pack up your things and leave my house.
Even the number one drama can surprise you.
An all new ER, NBC next Thursday.
Later on the Tonight Show.
Jane has an audience with Tenenbaum royalty Ben Stiller.
Plus the thumbs of Roger Ebert and Richard Rover.
And the tunes of Lighthouse.
You'll love the news next.
Now on 7 News.
A wintry mix causes a mess on the road.
The 7th Storm Force is tracking the winter weather.
Starting the game.
Tonight, tight security at the Super Bowl.
Taking aim at America.
A new videotape of Osama Bin Laden with a new warning for the U.S.
They're waging a war against terrorism.
We're on board the USS Theodore Roosevelt in the North Arabian Sea
to show you New Englanders who've answered the call to duty.
Live from WHDH TV, Boston.
This is 7 News at 11 on the News Station.
And at 11 o'clock, Interstate 93 in Andover.
Light snow covers, some wind and drizzle.
To the south shore, Quincy, where it is also raining, just about freezing.
The driving can be dangerous.
Good evening, everyone.
Rain, sleet, snow.
We've been experiencing a little bit of it all tonight.
Our roughest weather has been north and west of Boston.
But my team is live, Doug Behan in Andover.
Harvey Leonard is tracking the weather.
Thank you, Randy.
We want to give you the very latest
and let you know what you can expect tomorrow morning
when you head out to work and school.
It does look like it's going to be a slippery morning commute,
especially north and west.
Leave him no choice.
Police will do whatever is necessary.
Please, hostages.
Are you praying?
Yes, I'm praying.
I got a shot at this guy and I'm going to take it.
Denzel Washington.
I am not going to bury my son.
John Q.
How's it going to end, John?
I don't know.
We did PG-13.
Starts Friday, February 15th.
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The Pazon Revolution.
First stop, LA Sports Arena.
Behold, the irresistible Pazon.
The new Pazon from Pizza Hut.
The pizza you eat like a sandwich.
Give me a P!
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That's just the first half.
We got the whole second half to go.
That's what we call a whole lot of cheese.
It's mozzarella cheese and tantalizing toppings.
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They all laughed at Christie for Columbus when he said the world was round.
They all laughed when Edison recalled...
So who is Motor Trend's 2002 Sport Utility of the Year?
The GMC Envoy.
Those who say America can't compete don't take test drives.
We are professional grading.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who's got the last laugh now?
Can Bernie turn Jordan from a dud to a football stud?
He hits the board so hard he's talking in tongues.
Marcus Allen guest stars.
All-new Bernie Mac on Wednesday.
Super Bowl Sunday.
It's the Malcolm in the middle that's so big it had to be an hour.
Do you think this or this?
With so many stars.
Susan Sarandon.
Tom Green.
Christina Ricci.
Terry Bradshaw.
Howie Long.
Magic Johnson.
Heidi Klum.
Bradley Whitford.
It could only follow the Super Bowl.
I told my husband that I was insane.
When the big game is over, the real action begins.
I'm smiling.
One hour's Super Malcolm after the Super Bowl on Fox.
Barry Bonds, it's time.
It's time to walk into retirement.
Why hang around just to break the old time home run record?
Hank, would you cut it out already?
Hank, Hank who?
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Tonight on Robo Bash, we got five-time world champion and slick tour.
And in this corner, mini fridge.
Todd, what is it?
It's a Bud Light.
Block on.
For the great taste that won't fill you up and never let you down, make it a Bud Light.
Oh no, Mercy.
Been tried to see a whole new E-Trade.
It's so grand, it's a whole new E-Trade.
So strike up the band.
A brand new website that's really nice.
With planning, investing, banking, lending, and advice.
So come see the new E-Trade.
Don't be a dummy.
E-Trade Financial.
It's your money.
A musical?
What were you thinking?
It's a disaster.
I'm really sorry, but you just don't fit our new image.
Don't worry about it.
I got a friend in Florida that can help you out.
Introducing a whole new E-Trade.
E-Trade Financial.
I took care of that problem.
This is your day.
You're going to be dancing in the end zone.
Go get them.
Stay tuned for the E-Trade Financial Halftime Show.
Super Bowl 36 on Fox is brought to you by Bud Light.
For the great taste that won't fill you up and never let you down, make it a Bud Light.
You hear something new at Fountain's today.
People who think young say, Pepsi, please.
The lively crowd today agrees.
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I can feel the joy all around each generation.
They've got their own kind of sound.
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Think you know everything about Allie McBeal?
Are you Allie McBeal?
I am.
Do you like surprises?
Am I about to get one?
I'm your daughter.
Obviously, that's impossible.
Obviously, it's not.
Hi, Mom.
All-new Allie McBeal, 9-8 Central tomorrow.
A tyrant who enslaved a nation.
Tomorrow my victory is complete.
A warrior who would become their only hope.
I have seen the prophecy.
The Scorpion King.
On September 11th, we as Americans were attacked
because of our beliefs.
The heroism of our firefighters, police offices,
and emergency workers inspired an entire nation
who immediately responded with their love and support.
As a New Yorker, I am very proud of the strength
and resolve of all of our people.
And so grateful for all the help we received.
Now more than ever, we are one nation.
For all New Yorkers, I just want to say,
thank you, America.
It's been a lot of time alone on the farm,
bowing, doing things with hay.
So it's important to have an M-life.
Someday I'd like to go to New York City
and go clubbing all night.
The hogs get their own food for once.
Just kidding, Daisy.
So the Rams get to lead 3-0 with 3-10 left in the first.
A 53-yard, 50-yard field goal, that rather, by Wilkins,
the third longest in Super Bowl history.
And it was the third 50-plus yard field goal
in Super Bowl history.
Patrick Pass is back a yard deep in the end zone
to return the kick.
The Rams coverage is as it has been recently,
excellent. Mark Fields.
3-0 Rams.
I'm just not good with the ladies like you, Cedric.
All right, try this on her.
Hi, I'm Paul.
You have beautiful eyes.
Hi, I'm Paul.
And you have beautiful eyes.
I'd love to take you out sometime.
I'd love to take you out sometime.
So how much?
So how much?
For the great taste that won't fill you up
and never let you down, make it a Bud Light.
Hi.
Okay, I'd like you to choose between this untoasted sub
or this toasted one.
Oh, toasted.
Dives right into the untoasted sub.
The only way to beat a Quiznos toasted sub is to cheat.
Toasty.
We have got to cut costs, people.
Ideas.
We could open an account on FedEx.com,
save 10% on online express shipping.
Okay, how about this?
We open an account on FedEx.com,
we save 10% on online express shipping.
You just said the same thing I said,
only you did this.
No, I did this.
Makes all the difference.
Bingo.
That's good.
He's wanted.
That's him.
Dead or alive.
We're pursuing leads as to his whereabouts.
He's brought terror home.
He's a terrorist who calls himself the Wolf.
He's killed hundreds of people.
Only one man.
The Wolf is back in Colombia.
Can find him.
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
You're going to pay for that.
Collateral Damage.
Rated R.
Starts Friday.
Wow, that is so cool.
Can he do it again?
Sure.
He'll get one, boy.
Okay, so where does he get him?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Get down!
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Oh, that's a first.
Make it a Bud Light.
We're here to do the books.
Accountants.
I love numbers.
Well, we work with numbers.
Wow.
Do you have an M Life?
Sure.
Yeah.
Of course.
Do you like one?
How'd you find this place?
Yahoo.
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
How did you learn how to talk?
Yahoo.
Hey, can I write a check for this?
I just need to see some ID.
Hold that thought.
Eunice, hi.
Come on in.
Okay, so I was in a movie with an extra Eunice whose hairdresser, Wayne, attended Sunday
School with Father O'Neill who plays racquetball with Dr. Sanji who recently removed the appendix
of Kim who dumped you sophomore year.
So you see, we're practically brothers.
Tired of looking for ID?
Use the Visa check card to get you in, out, and on with life.
I forgot my ID again.
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My dad says I can't have an M life until I'm 16.
No, you didn't.
All the other kids at school have one.
No, they don't.
So he gave us these frogs instead.
What's an M life?
Quite.
You'll be quiet.
For years, the signs have been appearing.
This summer, their meaning will be revealed.
Mel Gibson, M. Night Shyamalan's signs.
There's a monster outside my room.
Can I have a glass of water?
I'll be right back.
In a German prisoner of war camp.
There's an escape going to take place.
35 men go under the wire.
How do you choose who goes out and who'd stay back to catch the hell for it?
There were soldiers.
There she is.
With one last mission.
They knew nothing.
One man will not be sacrificed.
One last stand.
As long as my son knows, everything's OK.
And one last battle.
Bruce Willis.
Hearts War.
Rated R.
Starts February 15th at theaters everywhere.
Sam Adams of the Baltimore Ravens, working to help the United Way build stronger communities.
Scared me.
Stay tuned for the E-Trade Financial Halftime Show.
Taxi!
Oh, God, that's brisk, baby.
Cut!
What's the problem?
Excuse me, but there's a new Lipton brisk that tastes so good it sells itself.
So?
Where's the director?
So your puppets are fired.
Nobody fires Danny DeVito.
I don't care if new brisk does taste better.
What are you looking at?
The puppet community is up in arms today over the unexpected firing of the much beloved Lipton characters.
Trying to keep the little man down.
What's your take on all this, Jackie?
It's unconstitutional, Pat.
If the puppets go away, Lipton must pay.
We at Lipton feel no ill will toward the puppet community.
This is purely a business decision.
Off the record, we should be fired.
The stuff sells itself.
Ah, a little to the left.
I don't know, Danny.
Tastes really good to me.
Traitor!
Is that all you got, puppet boy?
No, that's the story here.
New brisk tastes so good it sells itself.
Get off of me!
This is far from over.
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Have you noticed?
You hear something new at Fountains today.
People who think young say, Pepsi, please.
The lively crowd today agrees.
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They pick the right one, the modern, light one.
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Oh, let me get back, let me get back, let me get back.
I don't remember where I come from.
It's been a long time, a long time, a long, a long, a long, a long, a long, a long, a long, a long time.
The legendary bloodline is about to boil.
Cadillac.
Breakthrough.
When America's critics were asked to pick their favorite TV show, the number one comedy wasn't Friends, Raymond, or Sex and the City.
It was Malcolm in the Middle.
There it is.
Hello, little fella.
Open the door! Open the door!
Catch a special one-hour episode after the Super Bowl on Fox.
Revolution Studios presents the new breed of secret agent.
I want all that in here.
From the director of The Fast and the Furious, this summer.
Dangerous.
Uncivilized.
I love his attitude.
Vin Diesel is...
Triple X.
I'm untouchable.
You truly are my true love.
Our love shines like a beacon.
It's perfect.
Your thumb within your thumb, and that'll be your club.
That's what I was doing.
That way you won't throw the club when your head's way up because you're looking where you're not supposed to.
Am I not supposed to look?
No. Head down. Take a swing now.
Hey, Sean, who's that dancing with your wife?
That's Henderson.
Nice pants.
Very nice pants.
Dockers, dress casuals.
Finally, guys have an answer to the little black dress.
I wonder how I take it.
My grandfather says that he worked hard to provide a good life for his family.
Now he says he is alone and wants an M-life to help him meet women.
Hi, baby.
Super Bowl XXX on Fox is brought to you by Levi's Jeans, the brand that lets you pick the spot.
Meet the competition, your kids' friends.
They can be a big influence on your kids.
And when you're not there, you never know.
So know who your kids' friends are and talk to your kids about things like cigarettes,
so they'll be ready if the competition brings it up.
You guys want a cigarette?
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Talk to your kids about not smoking.
Take away the cameras.
Take away the crowds.
Take away the medals and the clock, the other athletes and the judges.
And what do you have left?
The fit guy who needs a job.
America is proud to find great jobs for U.S. Olympians and millions of other Americans.
Come on.
Fox Wednesday.
Get into the groove with That 80s Show.
Where can I find Duran Duran?
Kamer.
The new hit That 80s Show, 8, 7 Central, Fox Wednesday.
Super Bowl Sunday.
It's the Malcolm in the middle that's so big it has to be an hour with so many stars.
Susan Sarandon.
Tom Green.
Terry Bradshaw.
Howie Long.
Magic Johnson.
Heidi Klue.
Bradley Whitford.
It can only follow the Super Bowl.
My husband thought I was insane.
It's the one-hour Super Malcolm.
You have to make a good first impression with the new boss.
What do we have here?
My big fat stomach.
Tonight after the game on Fox.
This should help.
Frank.
Wake up, Frank.
Frank, wake up.
Voicestream's family time plan gives you so many minutes there's no limit to how you can use them.
Don't pay more.
Just get more.
I know where Dad is.
Yeah?
I'm sorry, I was looking for the surprise party.
This is it.
Quick, hurry up and hide.
Okay.
Quiet, you'll ruin everything.
Bring a box of Dunkin' Donuts to any occasion.
So Dan, do we have everything we need for this meeting?
It's all right here, sir.
Is your data backup as reliable as it should be?
I'm sorry, sir, you told me everything.
Ours is BrightStore Storage Software from Computer Associates.
I'm at the grocery store with a choice between fish cut from whole filets or minced pieces.
So here's my question.
Exactly what pieces do they use?
Always whole filets, never minced pieces, only Mrs. Paul's.
Think about it.
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That Mrs. Paul's, she's good.
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Super Bowl 36 is brought to you locally by Shields MRI, technology for life.
Fox Tuesday.
Jerry, I'm gonna find you, I promise.
24 returns with the first of 12 consecutive original episodes.
Jack Bauer is escaped and is considered a fugitive.
You don't have to worry about what you've missed.
I don't know where Jack is.
I'm not sure I believe you.
Only what you're going to miss.
Jack, get us out of here, please.
If you don't catch the thrill ride of the season starting this Tuesday.
Who is this?
I'm the last thing that you will ever see if anything happens to my wife or my daughter.
In all new 24 at 9, 8 Central, Fox Tuesday.
We recruit extraordinary people.
The producer of Erin Brockovich takes you to England.
Give me my passport.
You won't be allowed to enter even as a tourist.
My passport.
To meet the men and women who serve our country with courage and compassion.
This embassy means home to Americans abroad.
We are their life raft, the Isle of Refuge.
Gotta have a taste of the amber waves.
The American Embassy, a new series coming this March to Fox.
I'm a player in the National Football League.
But that is not who I am.
I play to win.
But that's not all that drives me.
My dream is to be a Super Bowl champion.
But that is not my only goal.
You see me as a player.
I wish you would see me as a person as well.
I'm a member of a community dedicated to making a difference.
Dedicated to making a difference in people's lives.
In people's lives.
I'm a player in the National Football League.
I'm a player in the National Football League.
What the pookie?
T-Money, roll me out.
Zoom in.
See that right there?
I didn't get there.
Yo, they said they was with you.
No, no, no, no, they said they were with you.
I remember distinctly they said they were actually with you.
Somebody better know something.
Smearing off ice premium off beverage.
Drink responsibly.
From the files of W.B. Mason's low-price assurance detectives.
The name's Mason. W.B. Mason.
My partner and I were on stakeout,
watching for people getting soaked by the Super Office stores.
And this one looked vaguely familiar.
Follow that car.
Well, if it's not my two favorite...
Low-price assurance detectives.
I just love your shiny badges.
This is no joke, ma'am.
We got you for reckless purchasing and spending to endanger.
But it was on sale.
So the price was low.
But maybe not low enough.
What do you think, Chief?
She's a repeat offender. Booker.
You might say she liked my price for copy paper.
Next time to save on office supplies, just call this number.
Who was that low-price assurance detective?
Who bought W.B. Mason?
I'm Jodie Applegate in New Orleans.
Stay tuned to Fox 25 for complete coverage of the Super Bowl.
Okay, guys, gather around.
This is Sam Adams of the Baltimore Ravens.
Sam helps the United Way build stronger communities
by participating in first-aid training developed to help kids succeed.
Sam knows the meaning of the word success.
Support his head.
Apply gentle pressure.
Check the pulse.
And do not panic.
Panic.
We are meant to lead a wireless life.
Now we truly can.
Welcome to M-Life from AT&T Wireless.
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
Well, thanks for asking.
I'm doing fine.
Just got in today.
My brother-in-law picked me up at the airport.
A mighty big airport you all got here.
And the people here are so nice.
You want a beer?
I want a butt.
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How you doing?
I'm doing fine.
I just got here today.
My brother-in-law picked me up at the airport.
A mighty big airport you all got here.
Access Super Bowl.com.
Now on America Online.
Cast your vote for today's Super Bowl MVP at aolkeywordsuperbowl.com.
This telecast is copyrighted by the NFL for the pride of use of our audience.
Any other use of this telecast, or of any pictures, descriptions, or accounts of the game without the NFL's consent is prohibited.
Honey, I've got the black teddy on.
Yeah, okay.
And I put the satin sheets on the bed.
Yeah, yeah.
Be up in a minute.
I've got cold Bud Light.
Ow.
Honey?
For the great taste that won't fill you up and never let you down.
Steve? Debbie?
Make it a Bud Light.
On March 1st, one young, normal, healthy American male will attempt the unthinkable.
No sex for Lent.
For 40 days.
You're the guy who can't finish a sandwich.
You think you can go 40 days?
You won't last a week.
There's just one problem.
My name's Erica.
She's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
We are totally connecting and it's not a sexual thing.
Josh Hartnett.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
40 days and 40 nights.
I somehow don't think Mr. Butterworth would appreciate that.
Rated R.
In theaters everywhere Friday, March 1st.
Impressive, prison me.
So tell me about yourself.
So tell me about yourself.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You realize if you continue in this manner, you'll be held in contempt pursuant to rule 37B1.
You realize if you continue in this manner, you'll be held in contempt pursuant to rule 37B1.
Give me back the last question and answer.
Question.
Given the nature of your experiences.
Hotjobs.com.
Super Bowl 36 on Fox is brought to you by brewery fresh Budweiser.
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I want to be pampered by natives.
I want to taste something exotic.
I want to feel the wind in my hair.
I want to take part in a native ritual.
I want my mommy.
I want to get closer to my children.
I want to ride off with that special someone.
I want to...
Universal Orlando Resort.
A vacation from the ordinary.
So what do you think of Subway's honey mustard turkey with cucumber?
Low fat.
It's delicious.
And low fat.
Yeah, whatever.
Delicious turkey topped with a tasty honey mustard sauce and cucumbers.
All on fresh baked bread and just four grams of fat.
This is good.
Hard to believe it's low fat.
Hard to believe you keep interrupting me.
My point is only at Subway can you get a sandwich that tastes this good.
And one that's good for you.
Thank you, whoever you are.
You're welcome, whoever you are.
Subway Heat Bash.
NASCAR returns to Fox with the Subway 400 February 24th.
This summer.
Cooling. Cooling.
The epic trilogy will come full circle.
Austin Powers is back.
No!
July 26th.
Yeah, baby, yeah!
This film is not yet rated.
Well, did you get it?
Just picked it up. It's set up in the den.
Boys, feast your eyes on the future.
Whoa, nice.
Yeah, it's got three cheeses, a grilled tortilla case, all standard.
And then went for the upgrade.
Wow, steak.
Oh, the S-Class.
Marinated carne asada steak, three melted cheeses.
Upgrade to steak with Taco Bell's new steak quesadilla.
And think outside the bun.
Sorry about that.
Hey, Ray.
Ray, look at this.
Wall-to-wall entertainment.
You want entertainment, Carl?
I'll give you entertainment.
Look, Carl, I'm a maniac.
Maniac.
No argument here.
Let's see their entertainment do this.
Whoa, Ray, I don't want to see anything do that.
Have Blockbuster.
The hottest new releases are guaranteed on DVD.
So you'll always find the entertainment you want.
That's it, Carl.
Shake what your mama gave you.
Make it a Blockbuster night.
The world's first reconfigurable luxury SUT.
Cadillac Escalade EXT.
Breakthrough.
Anything else, sir?
All right.
Meet Andy Richter, a normal guy who just can't seem to have a normal day.
I got a big problem.
I'm going sailing and I cannot find my sunglasses.
Please take mine.
Andy Richter controls the universe.
Coming this March to Fox.
What's up, fool?
Hip hop.
Uncut.
Beyond AM.
Beyond FM.
XM.
Satellite radio.
Available at your local electronics store.
Greg, this one you gotta see.
That's Leslie's first bath.
Look at that little tushy.
That's her little tushy, all right.
That cute little tushy that belongs to such an attractive, beautiful woman.
Because it's grown up into something else.
Nice, big, round tushy, you know.
Have you seen it?
Have you seen it lately?
Is dinner coming soon or is it...?
My last customer, her daughter, left this and I'm going to drop it off.
License and registration, please.
I'm Butch Stearns in New Orleans.
Stick with Fox 25 for full postgame coverage after the Super Bowl.
On March 22nd, only he can meet his old enemy.
They're no longer a type of food chain.
Our forces are ready to fight.
You've been taking orders from me.
To fight a new breed of terror.
Daywalker.
Wesley Stipes.
I do not know who you are.
Massive win!
Blade II Rated R.
Starts Friday, March 22nd.
Welcome to the Gam Gore.
Checking in?
Yes.
First time with us?
Yeah.
Would you like a free newspaper in the morning?
Sure.
Shoeshine?
Okay.
Wake-up call?
7 a.m.
How about our turn-down service with a complimentary chocolate on your pillow?
Great.
Can I watch TV?
No.
Sorry.
You've seen it before.
There's the eye roll, the heavy sigh, the blank stare, and the ever popular eye roll with the heavy sigh.
But don't let that stop you from talking to your kids about not smoking.
Because it's not about their reaction here.
It's about their reaction here.
Hey, do you want a cigarette?
No, thanks.
Talk to your kids about not smoking.
They'll listen, even if they don't show it.
It's the Malcolm with so many stars.
It could only follow the Super Bowl.
Catch Howie and Terry.
That's why people don't like you.
People like me.
Who doesn't like me?
On the one hour Super Malcolm after the Super Bowl on Fox.
Adolphus Bush started making Budweiser 125 years ago.
He purposely root Budweiser as a smooth, refreshing, premium lager.
Five generations later, we couldn't be more proud to be America's favorite here.
Let me pour one.
This Bud's for you.
And you and you and you.
This Bud's for you.
And you and you and you.
This Bud's for you.
That Quizno's toasted sub looks better than ours.
What happens if they choose it?
They won't.
Toasty.
No one needs to suffer with the flu.
Doctors can now write prescriptions for a medicine that can actually shorten the duration of the flu.
With first symptoms, call your doctor immediately.
As you know, a large valve area makes for good breathing.
That's why Volkswagen's Enhanced Turbo uses three intake valves and two exhaust valves
to provide better fuel air filling and improve gas discharge.
Okay.
He's saying that the Volkswagen Turbo gets good gas mileage.
And it's fast.
Now let's discuss the intake valve camshaft timing.
Volkswagen's Enhanced Turbo technology.
It's not rocket science.
Well, it is sort of.
A nuclear weapon is hidden somewhere in America.
And the only operator who can help me get it back has been murdered.
Which leaves us with only one option.
My twin brother was CIA.
We need you to stand in for him.
So when do we start?
Now.
From producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Joel Schumacher,
and we'll be right back.
Dale, thanks for being designated driver.
No problem, man.
What's up?
Make a left up here.
Hey, Mr. Fisher!
Okay, make a quick left and then slow down.
Cindy!
Cindy!
What's going on?
Make a right on Havermeyer.
What's up?
Make a left on Jax.
Dude, where exactly do you live?
I'll write back by the bar.
Hey, Bobby!
Barry Bonds, it's time.
It's time to walk into retirement.
Why hang around just to break the old time home run record?
Hank, would you cut it out already?
Hank?
Hank who?
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This is a puppet show.
This is a puppet show on Fox.
Show me the bunny.
You know what I got to say to that?
Any questions?
Dude, my dishes are in there.
Greg the bunny coming this March to Fox.
Super Bowl Sunday.
It's the Malcolm in the middle that's so big it had to be an hour.
Do you think this or this?
With so many stars.
Susan Sarandon.
Tom Green.
Christina Ricci.
Terry Bradshaw.
Howie Long.
Magic Johnson.
Heidi Klum.
Bradley Whitford.
It could only follow the Super Bowl.
Told my husband that I was insane.
When the big game is over, the real action begins.
That's poison oak.
Are you smiling?
I'm smiling.
One hour's Super Malcolm after the Super Bowl on Fox.
Super Bowl returns to Fox with the Subway 400 February 24th.
Taco Bell announces a revolution in steak, the S-Class.
The new 2002 Steak Quesadilla has unmatched flavor dispersion thanks to marinated carne asada steak.
Other luxury appointments include three melting cheeses to rev up your taste buds and a toasty grilled tortilla.
No wonder Steak Enthusiast Magazine calls it a tasty triumph of culinary engineering.
Bite into the new Steak Quesadilla today and see how it feels to think outside the bun.
I helped murder families in Colombia.
It was just innocent fun.
I helped kidnap people's dads.
Hey, some harmless fun.
I helped kids learn how to kill.
I was just having some fun, you know.
I helped kill policemen.
I was just having fun.
I helped the bomber get a fake passport.
All the kids do it.
I helped kill a judge.
I helped blow up buildings.
My life, my body.
It's not like I was hurting anybody else.
When Bernie coaches Pee-wee football...
That's your official cup.
Drink out of it.
He's gonna need some help from his friends.
Let's play a little football.
Try Super MVP.
So good.
Yeah.
Marcus Allen guest stars on an all-new Bernie Mac, 9, 8 Central, Fox Wednesday.
He hit the boy so hard he was talking to Tom.
It can happen at any school at any time.
Tomorrow, it's happening at Boston Public.
They want revenge on all the jocks and teachers who have picked on them.
I've notified the police.
We're going into lockdown.
Explosives were found in the basement.
A bomb.
Everybody out.
Evacuate now.
My God.
The Boston Public you can't miss.
All new tomorrow.
Cadillac CTS.
Breakthrough.
Turn me up.
Come feel the joy all around.
For those who think young.
While the game was being watched by over 800 million people.
Our planet was being watched by just two men in black.
Thanks for bringing me back.
No problem.
Men in black too.
Not bad.
Is that no standard?
Actually came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over.
Fox next Sunday.
I will give you $1 million to let me spend a weekend with your wife.
Can the Simpsons survive an indecent proposal?
We can't take his money.
I can't take his money.
I can't print my own money.
Why don't I just lie down and die?
The Simpsons all new at eight seven central next Sunday on Fox.
Focus breathe easy with its power windows and its price.
The all new Lexus ES 300.
With front wheel drive and available vehicle skid control, it will help keep you on the road.
Assuming you can find it.
Find your Boston area Lexus dealer.
What do you think of this new Pontiac?
5GT.
That's pretty cool.
Why are you playing guitar in front of the car?
The amp plugs into the car.
Oh wow, that's cool.
It plugs right in there.
Oh wow.
My band could go on tour in this because we could just plug in.
Do you play guitar?
I play drums.
Can you do a drum beat on the car?
Meet the new Pontiac 5.
Thank you.
I see a lot of things in here that most people don't.
But I've seen a lot of miracles too.
Here in the ER, critical decisions are made every minute.
But for pain management, the choice is clear.
Tylenol.
It's the first choice of emergency rooms nationwide.
Not Advil.
Not Aleve.
Tylenol.
When the stakes are high, you bring them here.
Tylenol.
More emergency rooms take comfort in our strength.
It's a boy.
I had a starvation diet once.
The meat diet, the one where you eat just meat.
I diet sometimes, but only in moderation.
The low fat diet.
It was all pureed food.
Pureed diet.
The bean diet.
The corn juice diet.
None of those were rough.
I don't know what I was thinking.
These people found a sensible way to lose weight.
A recent study by a major university found that having a bowl of Kellogg's special care,
Kellogg's Smart Start, for two meals a day for two weeks could help you lose up to six pounds.
I feel great.
And I didn't have to eat like a rabbit.
Heartburn?
Give me a cold one.
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and fast heartburn relief.
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The prize patrols in Minnesota to surprise our new winner.
Publishing Clearing House.
Oh my God.
Oh no.
You've just won $10 million from Publishers Clearing House.
Oh my.
That's unbelievable.
Oh my.
Isn't that something?
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My wife won my daughter.
24 at 9, 8 Central, Fox Tuesday.
Everyone knows America Online makes it easy to keep in touch with loved ones,
send instant messages to friends, get news, weather and sports.
But did you also know you can get WebMD, America's leading source of health information online.
Keyword WebMD.
My whole family got the flu and I got help on WebMD.
WebMD is the health site that I trust the most.
AOL has stuff you won't find anywhere else.
WebMD, another great reason to sign up for AOL now.
America Online, so easy to use, no wonder it's number one.
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A few kilometers back we gave Mad Dog here a piece of new sugar-free Orbit gum.
You look gritty, Mad Dog.
And understandably so.
But how does your mouth feel?
Fabulous.
And so easy once again that your sugar-free Orbit gum can give your mouth a good, lean feeling.
No, that's wrong.
There's never been anything like this high-powered European engineered machine
with six speeds, stainless interior and energy efficiency that will take you farther on 15.8 gallons
than on everyone else's 42.4.
The Kenmore Elite HE3T Washer.
It simply outperforms every other American machine in its class.
In fact, it takes doing laundry in a whole new direction.
What would you do with a Pontiac Grand Prix?
See you later, Georgia.
Daytona.
Look around that track.
This is incredible.
Oh my God, there's Tony Stewart.
Awesome.
I think he has her lab.
Oh, man.
It's grabbing the course.
Man, I am sticking to this seat.
You guys want to take this for a spin?
I'm going to make them wet their pants.
If you handle a Pontiac Grand Prix, tell us at Pontiac.com.
It began as a hit.
Walder, is that you?
Became a phenomenon.
And after nine seasons, it's about to become legend.
Why wasn't this an X-Files?
Because I know things you don't.
March 3rd, the X-Files will begin the most startling tale of all.
You want to tell me what this is?
It's a piece of the spacecraft.
How it will end.
The final 12 consecutive original episodes that will stop at nothing
and reveal everything.
The X-Files beginning Sunday, March 3rd on Fox.
Fox Tuesday at an all-new hour.
When a twister hits that 70s show, a hero is born.
Everyone, follow me.
A boy becomes a man.
Sex just doesn't seem important anymore.
I disagree.
And a girl is swept away by Luke Wilson.
So you ready to roll?
That 70s show, a new hour on 8-Box Tuesday.
Prepare yourself.
Are you Allison McBeal?
I am.
I'm your daughter.
For an all-new Ally McBeal.
Hi, Mom.
We'll see you at 9-8 Central tomorrow.
140 horsepower Nissan Pathfinder.
This should help.
Frank.
Wake up, Frank.
Frank, wake up.
Voicestream's family time plan gives you so many minutes,
there's no limit to how you can use them.
Don't pay more, just get more.
I know where Dad is.
It's real simple.
I spend cheese with bees and drop it 90 grand.
Ain't nothing for me.
Pull your arms up, move from right to left.
Got ladies running their hands, cross my face.
What the pookie?
T-Money, roll me out.
Zoom in.
See that right there?
I didn't get that.
Yo, they said they was with you.
They said they were with you?
I remember distinctly they said they were with you.
Somebody better know something.
Smearing off ice premium off beverage.
Drink responsibly.
Just stay in its tracks.
Just stay in its tracks.
The Jaguar X-Type, the only car in its class with all-wheel drive, standard.
For exceptional values on the X-Type, visit your Jaguar retailer today.
It is one big block party out here on Lansdowne Street.
Take a look behind me.
We'll have the celebration and much, much more coming up.
We're changing the way you look at speed.
SpeedVision is now the Speed Channel.
Modern sports will never look the same.
What would you do with the Pontiac Grand Amps?
Hell yeah.
We're going to drive as fast as we can to San Francisco.
We're doing big things with the Pontiac Grand Amps.
Big things, baby.
Three-car park next three.
That's it.
How do we get the three-car?
Woo-hoo!
Vegas!
This is like living a dream, baby.
Yeah!
Welcome to Vegas, baby.
We on the strip, baby.
On the strip.
Oh, yes.
We're all going wild at the Bellagio.
Yes.
So what would you do with the Pontiac Grand Amps?
How you doing?
Tell us at Pontiac.com.
We're going to drive as fast as we can.
We're going to drive as fast as we can.
We're going to drive as fast as we can.
Woo-hoo!