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For a quick escape from the airport, avoid long lines and proceed to the nearest exit. Insert your national card into the smart key machine. Select your car and frequent flyer program. Within seconds, your completed rental agreement and car keys will appear. Then proceed directly to your car. National smart key. Faster to use than it is to explain. ABC Sports unwraps two special gifts later today. First, college football's top seniors meet in the Kelly Tire Blue Gray All-Star Football Classic. Then the holiday spirit heads to Hawaii as Syracuse takes on Arizona in the Eagle Aloha Bowl. Two holiday classics back-to-back today on ABC Sports. Something new is coming to ABC in January. The biggest stars in sports join new kids on the block at Walt Disney World January 25th here on ABC. Imagine this is Florida. And that's Walt Disney World, Sea World, Universal Studios, Epcot Center. And this is Kissimmee St. Cloud, offering the closest and most affordable accommodations in the middle of central Florida's best attractions. Call 1-800-992-KISS and we'll send you our free vacation guide with information on affordable hotels and campgrounds. So if you can stay here, why stay anywhere else? Kissimmee St. Cloud. Location is our biggest attraction. The bustle of the season can wear a body down. You need a place, an oasis to bring yourself around. Break from the pace, take fire from the race. You know the one McDonald's. It's Holiday Shopper Survival Days at McDonald's. Take a break where the welcome's warm, the food's hot, and the service is fast. McDonald's for food folks and fun. It's Holiday Shopper Survival Days at McDonald's. Form and finish from Vidal Sassoon, the benefits of a mousse and hairspray in one product. On wet hair, it shapes like a mousse. Spray again on dry hair and it holds like a hairspray. 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Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Friday, Joey's ringing in the New Year with wedding bells. I'm getting married? Get a grep snap out of it. It's nuts. An all-new Full House, followed by Family Maddie's Friday. Last year, Walt Disney Pictures brought you an animated motion picture that captured the hearts of audiences of all ages. Now, you're invited to experience the same kind of magic with a spectacular new adventure that will take you beyond your imagination and send your spirits soaring. This holiday season, share the excitement of Walt Disney Pictures' The Rescuers Down Under, rated G. Now playing at a theater near you. Imagine this is Florida. And that's Walt Disney World, SeaWorld, Universal Studios, Epcot Center. And this is Kissimmee St. Cloud, offering the closest and most affordable accommodations in the middle of Central Florida's best attractions. Call 1-800-992-KISS and we'll send you our free vacation guide with information on affordable hotels and campgrounds. So if you can stay here, why stay anywhere else? Kissimmee St. Cloud. Location is our biggest attraction. Take good care of my baby Be just as kind as you can be And would you please remember to treat her soft and tender Because my baby belongs to me Johnson's brings out the baby soft shine born in your hair. Please pay attention. For a quick escape from the airport, avoid long lines and proceed to the nearest exit. Insert your national card into the smart key machine. Select your car and frequent flyer program. Within seconds, your completed rental agreement and car keys will appear. Then proceed directly to your car. National smart key. Faster to use than it is to explain. Hey kids, here comes your favorite crew. It's Piglet and Digger and Winnie the Pooh. We'll make an adventure out of it. New adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Saturdays. You may not have a million reasons to call the Money Tree, but you only need one. 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