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No.
Yes.
I could do a little body work on it and put your shots on photo CD.
Dig it.
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We got it.
Okay, we got the shot.
I go to his insurance man band.
He finds me a porter panel from Cowboy Bob in Lubbock, Texas,
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Howdy, Grimster.
Saying he wants to buy Honey McGrimm from me.
Cool. How much?
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Once you know the story, the song will never sound the same.
The following rock and roll picture show coming attractions are approved for all audiences.
Next week.
Led Zeppelin rocks the garden and the song remains the same.
In two weeks.
You haven't seen a music movie until you've experienced Abba the Movie.
In three weeks.
Pink Floyd proves that all in all, you're just another brick in the wall.
VH1's rock and roll picture show.
The greatest music movies of all time.
Every Friday night at 9.
Now you can own the legendary cult classic Heavy Metal.
Travel to worlds of awesome beauty, erotic fantasy, and terrifying evil.
Heavy Metal has been completely remastered in VHX
with head banging music from some of the greatest bands ever.
Oh, wow.
This journey to the incredible includes spectacular, never-before-seen footage.
Help me!
For the first time on home video, Heavy Metal.
In limited edition collector's packaging.
It's louder and nastier than ever.
Buy it wherever video cassettes are sold.
Heavy Metal!
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I wasn't looking for love
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I took a picture of my dad.
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Did you notice the speck?
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It only took a minute to blow it up.
And the speck wasn't a speck.
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No, it's probably just a pie plate flying at about 30,000 feet.
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Sure.
So the guy in the trench coat took one and I took one.
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Gotta go. Gunner of the call.
Hello?
Hey, man. Great shot.
I can't talk.
I'm merging a pie plate picture into a document for the World UFO Symposium.
Excellent.
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Then I blew it up.
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The Jefferson Airplane and other Woodstock artists jam and jaw.
VH1 Archives, Wednesday night at 9.
So good, we can't keep it to ourselves any longer.
He's jumping! Get him down!
Get over here!
What's going through his head?
The street if he jumps.
Maybe I should move my car.
Nice pants.
Dockers, flat fronts, khakis.
I should have gotten a dog.
Hey, Bubba, Dick, back together doing a brew commercial.
How are you?
Listen up, guys. This brew is special.
We know brew.
Handcrafted from the best ingredients. Pure water.
Pure is good.
Brewed in small matches.
Okay, action.
What kind of brew is this?
It's iced tea.
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Us Hall of Famers love it.
And Bob, too.
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There's nothing scarier than a cheap fan.
What a hunter fan with its whisper quiet motor and sturdy wobble free design
is a sure sign of intelligent life.
Waiting up again, huh?
They left.
What do you mean, they left?
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VH1 Storytellers with Jackson Brown, Sunday at 10.
Once you know the story, the song will never sound the same.