When the eyes of the world focused on a missile crisis,
one young girl saw the danger growing in her own backyard.
I testify right before killing.
It doesn't take courage to run away.
It takes courage to stay.
Jenna Malone and Christine Lange.
Hope, a film by Goldie Hawn.
See the world premiere Sunday, October 19th at 8 Eastern.
Only on TNT, the best movie studio on television.
What do you wear when you're not sure what to wear?
Paul Harvest, casual chic.
This, we can do.
J.C. Penney brings you Hunt Club.
From fitted jackets for her to pleated corduroys for him.
Classic styles that go just about anywhere.
You were right, hon. We look great.
Wish we could say the same for our pumpkin quiche.
Hunt Club. Only at J.C. Penney.
I love your style.
Now find great values on Hunt Club wrinkle-free pants for him and her.
I've said goodbye to bath bars.
I don't even bother with body lotion.
Now all I use is this.
It's this two-in-one moisturizing body wash from oil of Olay.
Little dab on the puff, jump in the shower.
Suddenly there's this wonderful moisturizing lather.
Much better at moisturizing than the leading bath bar.
And the Olay moisturizers are actually absorbed by my skin.
My skin feels so much softer and younger.
Oil of Olay two-in-one moisturizing body wash.
For moisturized skin, the leading beauty bar doesn't touch.
Body lotion?
I don't even think about it.
There are invaders in your house.
Dust, viruses and allergens.
Airborne microparticles that can't be stopped by an ordinary filter.
Take control with a Filtrete microparticle filter from 3M.
A Filtrete filter removes microparticles better than ordinary filters.
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Another 3M innovation.
Because five minutes can turn into 15.
Because 350 degrees is different on your mother's oven.
Because gas isn't the same as electric.
Because sometimes you just forget.
At the end of the day, greasy pots and pans everywhere need Dawn.
Dawn cuts stuck-on grease faster than any other liquid.
So there's less for you to clean.
Whatever you can dish out, Dawn can handle it.
Dawn's the best at taking tough grease out of your way.
Ladies, I'm gonna be honest.
There's only one way we're going to the Super Bowl.
Stanley!
It's time to play the Foot Locker Drive to the Super Bowl
presented by Reebok and the NFL on TNT.
Head to the Reebok-NFL reversible jersey display
at your nearest Foot Locker to get a game card.
Then watch Sunday Night NFL on TNT
and you can win a trip for two to Super Bowl XXXII
and a bravada by Postmobile.
See you there.
Questions?
Stanley.
Monday, Lois goes undercover to unplug a deranged rock star
before he destroys Superman.
Lois and Clark, Monday at 7 on TNT.
Because you want to keep their skin soft and smooth.
Because their skin needs air to be healthy.
Because the night's so long.
Because your baby deserves the very best.
It's Pampers Premium.
Moms who've tried both prefer Pampers Premium.
In fact, 63% more.
Because dry and healthy skin is so important.
Pampers the skin they're in.
I predict on Tuesday the 17th,
Flight 6 will be delayed and my husband will get heartburn.
On Saturday, my son Jeffrey will have diarrhea
just as his train leaves for college.
Maybe you can't predict stomach problems,
but you can always predict the right medicine.
While some medicines relieve just a few stomach problems,
only Pepto-Bismol relieves all five.
On Sunday, his mother will serve linguine and indigestion.
I predict relief.
Pepto-Bismol, five stomach problems, one medicine.
Tonight, 10 years ago, he fell from grace,
but now he claims he's a new man.
You're not looking at the old Jimmy Swagg.
Beset by scandal and money woes,
can his ministry make a comeback?
Impact tonight, 9 Eastern, on CNN.
Hang on for an afternoon of adventure.
He's a stone-cold pillar.
Watch Lonesome Dove the series weekdays at 4 on TNT.
It's not the toothless remake.
It's not the cheesy TV spinoff.
This is the original La Femme Nikita.
The violent vision from the imagination of Luc Besson.
The story of a girl and her guns.
A little angst, a lot of action.
The thriller with a decidedly French twist, La Femme Nikita.
It's not the cheesy TV spinoff.
This is the original La Femme Nikita.
Coming in September only on the Independent Film Channel.
Prime Star and Major League Baseball present the MLB Extra Innings Package.
With the pennant races picking up steam, now's the time to get in on the action.
And Prime Star gives you hundreds of games to choose from.
Because the last half of the season is the best half,
MLB Extra Innings Half Season is available for $99.
Payable in three easy installments of only $33 each.
And everyone who subscribes will receive a special limited edition baseball almanac.
Prime Star and MLB Extra Innings.
America's national pastime just got better.
Sunday night, NFL on TNT.
Outside the dome, nighttime will fall.
But inside the crowd will rise for this NFC clash.
Last year, both the Eagles and the Vikings made the playoffs.
Now, both teams look to move to the next level.
Watch Minnesota's hounding defense take on Ricky Waters and Philadelphia.
Sunday night, NFL on TNT.
The best time to see the Eagles battle the Vikings.
Coverage begins tonight at 7 Eastern, only on TNT.
Point your toes.
I love teaching six-year-olds.
They listen.
But my daughter Lori, she's 16.
Need I say more?
So on things that are important, like teeth, I show instead of tell.
My teeth? Of course they're healthy.
I'm a Crest kid.
I use Crest Tartar Protection because it helps remove plaque,
protect against visible tartar build-up,
and strengthen teeth against cavities.
You know, this role model stuff really seems to be working.
Behind that healthy smile, there's a Crest kid.
If you ever tried one of those clear antiperspirants,
you know there's something missing.
It's missing from all the leading clears.
It's strength.
But now, the strongest, driest ingredients come in a form that works invisibly.
New Secret Shear Dry.
It glides on sheer, but keeps me drier than the leading clears.
For sheer protection, give me strength.
Give me New Secret Shear Dry.
Strong enough for a man, but it's clearly for you.
I am Dexter, star of Dexter's Laboratory.
I'm wearing this ridiculous headgear to illustrate the point that science is funny.
Hi, Dexter!
Dexter's Laboratory, the new season, Wednesday at 8 on Cartoon Network.
Best actor Jeffrey Rush shines today on Prime Cinema.
You have a very special talent, David.
More remarkable than his talent is the story of his life.
I won't let anyone destroy this family!
Extraordinary.
Uplifting.
A winner in every way.
This monument.
Shying.
Once seen, forever remembered.
Award-winning entertainment comes home today on Prime Cinema.
Speed Vision travels the world in September.
From Italy, Austria, and the Nürburgring.
Live qualifying in race action of Formula One.
From Dover, live NASCAR qualifying.
From England, Austria, and the Netherlands.
FIM World Superbike.
From Mosport and Pikes Peak.
SCCA Trans Am.
Can anyone stop Tommy Kendall from total domination?
Speed Vision on Prime Star.
Catch us if you can.
Before he gets married, all he wants is one last chance.
Rock the block with Kid and Play and House Party 3.
Today at 5 on TNT.
Incredible meals.
There's grilled chicken sonoma.
Big stuffed hearty handfuls.
My favorite is grilled glazed pork with a tangy apple barbecue glaze.
We're talking recipes like you have never had before.
All around five grams of fat.
Five.
There's no stopping me now.
Healthy choice.
You're green light to eat, but you like.
Only Brawny paper towels have thirst pockets.
Amazing pockets that make even the biggest, messiest pills disappear.
Because every thirst pocket is made of two thirsty plies.
And every sheet is covered end to end with them.
Brawny with thirst pockets.
Now the only real mess you can get yourself into is not having any in the house.
Brawny, Thirst Pocket Powered.
Heartburn, upset stomach, diarrhea, indigestion, nausea.
Heartburn, upset stomach, diarrhea, indigestion, nausea.
Pepto-Bismol.
Five stomach problems, one medicine.
My father's halfway between House Painter and Rembrandt, with the hours of both.
So when the back pain started, he'd never stop.
Out came the Tylenol.
A few hours later, more pain.
More pills. Finally said enough. Doctors said try Aleve.
Two Aleve are so strong, I could go all day.
I was up to four Advil or eight extra-strength Tylenol.
He tries Aleve. What do you know? My old man's a new man.
Hey, you're supposed to be on a ride.
Aleve. All day strong, all day long.
Announcing a new generation of wood.
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Stay on the Sparta Crime Watch with two more episodes of In the Heat of the Night Next.
And tonight at 8, when the sun goes down, the action...
On the Vikings. Sunday night, NFL on TNT.
The best time for football.
You ruined my life, mister. Alcohol was his only addiction.
The man's an ambulance chaser.
Taking on the church would be his only salvation.
I killed her and a kid and you caught him.
I'm gonna win this. We must try to make it right.
We've been paid to look the other way.
I believe there is justice in our hearts.
Have you reached a verdict?
See Paul Newman in the movie nominated for five Academy Awards.
The verdict, Wednesday at 8. The new classics are on TNT.
Today, you are the law.
Thankfully, we use Chevron with Tecron.
It helps keep my intake valves clean and my emissions low.
In car talk, that's big stuff.
No gasoline cleans your engine better than Chevron with Tecron.
Chevron. Simply smarter.
At the Post Cereal Company, we're pretty much like everyone else.
We're not health fanatics, but we do believe the healthier we eat, the better we'll feel.
So more and more of us started having breakfast with some old friends.
Our post-grape nuts and our Nabisco shredded wheat.
And while we're feeling pretty good, we've discovered something else.
We're really enjoying the healthy crunch of grape nuts
and the pure, simple taste of shredded wheat.
Go figure.
...Champion Lennox Lewis at 6'5", 250 pounds.
He has nothing to fear except...
He's been called the strongest...
the toughest...
the dirtiest.
On October 4th, and from Galata, maybe called
champion of the world,
Cesar's Atlantic City presents Lewis vs. Galata.
QVC presents the Fashion Footwear Association of New York's shoes on sale.
Thousands of designer and brand-name shoes sold at reduced prices with net proceeds benefiting breast cancer research and education.
Watch QVC live from New York, September 30th.
When the eyes of the world focused on a missile crisis,
one young girl saw the danger growing in her own backyard.
Jenna Malone and Christine Lonnie.
Hope, a film by Goldie Hawn.
See the world premiere Sunday, October 19th at 8 Eastern,
only on TNT, the best movie studio on television.
We always keep little Debbie snack cakes on half
for when all our little grandchildren come to visit.
Oh.
What happened to the oatmeal cream pies, Elmore?
Would you like to dance, dear?
We'll do the Macarena.
Finally, there's a multivitamin you can feel.
New Vitasana.
A multivitamin formula blended with pure ginseng and easy to sw-
New Vitasana.
The multivitamin you can feel.
At the Post Cereal Company,
we're pretty much like everyone else.
We're not health fanatics,
but we do believe the healthier we eat,
the better we'll feel.
So more and more of us started having breakfast
with some old friends.
Our post-grape nuts and our Nabisco shredded wheat.
And while we're feeling pretty good,
we discovered something else.
We're really enjoying the healthy crunch of grape nuts
and the pure, simple taste of shredded wheat.
Go figure.
Because 5 minutes can turn into 15.
Because 350 degrees is different on your mother's oven.
Because gas isn't the same as electric.
Because sometimes you just forget.
At the end of the day,
greasy pots and pans everywhere need Dawn.
Dawn cuts stuck-on grease faster than any other liquid,
so there's less for you to clean.
Whatever you can dish out, Dawn can handle it.
Dawn's the best.
Dawn can handle it.
Dawn's the best at taking tough grease out of your way.
Oh, maybe if I lie down, I can zip these up.
Well, the cleaners must have shrunk this.
Try these on for size.
New Quaker Chocolate Crunch Rice Cakes,
now topped with real chocolate chips.
Great news.
When it comes to yeast infection treatments,
FemStat 3 is the only leading brand with a 3-day cream.
Its unique cream is thick to help the medicine stay and treat
where you need it most.
FemStat 3 Cream, a better way to cure.
Point your toes.
I love teaching six-year-olds.
They listen.
But my daughter, Lori, she's 16.
Need I say more?
So on things that are important, like teeth,
I show instead of tell.
My teeth?
Of course they're healthy.
I'm a Crest kid.
I use Crest Tarta protection because it helps remove plaque,
protect against visible Tarta buildup,
and strengthen teeth against cavities.
You know, this role model stuff really seems to be working.
Behind that healthy smile, there's a Crest kid.
Introducing New Lever 2000 Pure Rain Deodorant Soap.
The cool deodorant scent is so invigorating,
you can't wait to get close.
But New Pure Rain also has moisturizers
for skin that feels better and makes you want to stay close.
And nothing's more invigorating than that.
New Lever 2000 Pure Rain,
the refreshing clean for all your 2000 parts.
Andrew Jones is 20 years old.
Twenty.
That ball is way out of here on the Braves League.
If he was any younger, they wouldn't let him stay up
for those West Coast night games.
Braves and Mets, 1.35 Eastern today.
Translate Hollywood with a full half hour of rough cut.
Thursdays at 10.30 on TNT.
Prime Star turns up the volume on multi-channel Showtime.
On September 1st, Prime Star's two big channels
of spectacular Showtime programming become three.
That means more Hollywood hits no one else has,
more Showtime original pictures and series,
more Showtime originals for kids,
and more knockout action from America's number one boxing network.
That's Showtime 3, coming in September only on Prime Star.
More channels, just like we promised.
Prime Cinema marks the spot for great entertainment.
This month, watch Evita featuring Madonna,
Donnie Brasco with Al Pacino and Johnny Depp,
and Sling Blade featuring Billy Bob Thornton.
Prime Cinema offers more channels of the newest movies
and greatest special events,
more choices at more frequent start times,
and more viewing options with all-day movie tickets.
What am I supposed to do now?
For great entertainment and value, Prime Cinema marks the spot.
Listen up, everybody. This is serious.
Meet the Academy's finest.
Don't move! Turn back!
They were taught to protect and serve.
Too bad they didn't listen.
You have the right to sing the blues.
You have the right to cable TV.
Before they can clean up the town,
they've got to clean up their ass.
This fish is boiling.
Wanna fight, huh?
Go on patrol with Steve Guttenberg in Police Academy 2
today at 1 p.m. on TNT.
Your hair looks too healthy to be hairsprayed.
Imagine great hold I can barely feel.
Some hairsprays can feel stiff or sticky, unhealthy.
Introducing new Pro-V Flexible Hold Hairspray with Elastest,
our new holding ingredient for great hold that's flexible.
Unlike some hairsprays that feel sticky and can damage your hair,
new Pantene really holds, but you can barely feel it.
Try new Pantene Flexible Hold Hairspray with Elastest.
Feel your hair, not your hairspray.
Oh, maybe if I lie down, I can zip these up.
Well, the cleaners must have shrunk this.
Try these on for size.
New Quaker Chocolate Crunch Rice Cakes,
now topped with real chocolate chips.
Before he gets married, all he wants is one last jam.
Rock the block with Kid and Play and House Party 3
today at 5 on TNT.
Tonight, 10 years ago he fell from grace,
but now he claims he's a new man.
You're not looking at the old Jimmy Swagg.
Beset by scandal and money woes,
can his ministry make a comeback?
Impact tonight, 9 Eastern on CNN.
Watch real monsters go at it live on WCW Monday Nitro
where the big boys play every Monday night at 8 on TNT.
The average funeral today now costs over $4,000,
but the most Social Security will pay to your survivors,
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You ruined my life, mister.
Alcohol was his only addiction.
The man's an ambulance chaser.
Taking on the church would be his only salvation.
I killed her and a kid and you caught him.
I'm gonna win this.
We must try to make it right.
We've been paid to look the other way.
I believe there is justice in our hearts.
Have you reached a verdict?
See Paul Newman in the movie nominated for five Academy Awards.
The verdict, Wednesday at 8.
The new classics are on TNT.
Today you are the law.
What do you wear when you're not sure what to wear?
Paul Harvest casual chic.
This we can do.
JCPenney brings you Hunt Club.
From fitted jackets for her to pleated corduroys for him.
Classic styles that go just about anywhere.
You were right, hon. We look great.
Wish we could say the same for our pumpkin quiche.
Hunt Club only at JCPenney.
I love your style.
Now find great values on Hunt Club wrinkle-free pants for him and her.
I say clean your room. They say already did.
I say go to sleep. They say why?
I pick my battles. But not on important stuff like teeth.
My teeth? Of course they're healthy.
I'm a crest kid.
So my crest kids use crest cavity protection.
Some cavity-prone places can weaken.
That's where crest fluoride penetrates and over time can strengthen them.
And strong teeth help build strong kids.
Behind that healthy smile, there's a crest kid.
When you have a kid, there is one word you always hear.
More?
More.
Dad, she got more than me.
More?
And you can give them more with Jif.
Because Creamy Jif hot roasts its peanuts to get more out of every one.
Then seals them warm to bring you more fresh-roasted peanut taste
more than any other leading creamy brand.
They want more?
One minute more, please.
Give them more with Jif.
With more fresh-roasted peanut taste.
Maxwell House, always part of American Homes,
helping Habitat for Humanity build homes across America.
This is a beautiful way to build not just a home, but an entire neighborhood.
Habitat was a way for us to be a helping hand.
To come help you build your home, I mean, how many people would do that?
These are my neighbors. These are my brothers and sisters.
These are people.
This house is a dream come true.
Because it's my house.
These people on Habitat have worked their tails off.
Their sweat's part of this house.
It's as simple as that.
Get another helping of Southern charm and passion
within the heat of the night next.
And tonight at 8, get ready to hit the field
when the Philadelphia Eagles take on the Minnesota Vikings.
Sunday Night NFL on TNT, the best time for football.
Sometimes the simplest idea could make the most amazing story.
You know, for kids.
I say we made this jump. We can break them.
See Tim Robbins and Paul Newman in the big premiere of the Hudsucker Proxy
Thursday night at 8 on TNT.
Before he gets married, all he wants is one last jam.
Rock the block with Kid and Play and House Party 3.
Today at 5 on TNT.
My whole life I wanted a baby sister.
And then one day he finally came.
What was I thinking?
At least it'll be a while before I get a little pause on these.
Fresh breath.
Head over heels and friendliness.
Tick-tock.
Breathe friendly.
Lava soap has been cleaning America's dirtiest hands for over a hundred years.
And now we're doing it a whole new way.
Introducing Lava Liquid, the heavy-duty cleaning power of pumice in a convenient pump.
New Lava Liquid, where America's dirtiest hands come clean.
Through rare home movies, TNT and NFL films brings you the true life stories
of some of America's gridiron heroes.
Watch before they were pros.
Premieres Tuesday at 8, only on TNT.
Sunday night, the best time to see the Eagles battle the Vikings.
Coverage begins tonight at 7 Eastern, only on TNT.
Prime Cinema marks the spot for great entertainment.
This month, watch a veto featuring Madonna,
Donnie Brasco with Al Pacino and Johnny Depp,
and Sling Blade featuring Billy Bob Thornton.
Prime Cinema offers more channels of the newest movies and greatest special events,
more choices and more frequent start times,
and more viewing options with all-day movie tickets.
What am I supposed to do now?
For great entertainment and value, Prime Cinema marks the spot.
Call your local Prime Star distributor to order multi-channel HBO.
Now with HBO Family.
Listen up, everybody. This is serious.
Meet the Academy's finest.
Don't move!
Turn back!
They were taught to protect and serve.
Too bad they didn't listen.
You have the right to sing the blues.
You have the right to cable TV.
Before they can clean up the town,
they've got to clean up their act.
This fish is boiling.
Wanna fight, huh?
Go on patrol to Steve Gutenberg and Police Academy 2
today at 1 p.m. on TNT.
Oh, maybe if I lie down, I can zip these up.
Well, the cleaners must have shrunk this.
Try these on for size.
New Quaker Chocolate Crunch Rice Cakes,
now topped with real chocolate chips.
The Quilted Northern Quilters.
First day?
Yes, I'm really nervous.
Don't worry, doll.
Just keep quilting.
Because that's what makes Quilted Northern so absorbent.
Absorbent?
I thought it was quilted to be pretty.
It's quilted to create thousands of quilted places
for moisture to go.
Not like those flatties of pancake sheets
made down the street.
All that absorbency leaves you feeling clean.
Nice job, dear.
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I get it.
A great hairstyle is easy to get
with customized styling products from Salon Selectives.
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Julia used a smoothing gel and level 10 finishing spray
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I'm going out, but my hair isn't going anywhere.
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Heartburn, upset stomach, diarrhea, indigestion, nausea.
Heartburn, upset stomach, diarrhea, indigestion, nausea.
Tepto Bismol.
Five stomach problems, one medicine.
When the eyes of the world focused on a missile crisis,
one young girl saw the danger growing in her own backyard.
My baby!
I testify.
Ray will kill me.
It doesn't take courage to run away.
It takes courage to stay.
Jenna Malone and Christine Lonnie.
Hope.
A film by Goldie Hawn.
See the world premiere Sunday, October 19 at 8 Eastern
only on TNT, the best movie studio on television.
Monday.
Listen up, Patronus.
Lois goes undercover to unplug a deranged rock star
before he destroys Superman.
Lois and Clark, Monday at 7 on TNT.
Here comes the Boss.
Bravo to Boss.
10 amps.
Tough on dirt.
Not your budget.
Boss Plus.
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The most you can buy for deep-down cleaning
with Micron filter system.
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Put the Boss to work for less than you expected.
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Once every millennium, something happens so profound
it changes everything.
Till now, this was a large, medium, and small pizza.
Now Little Caesar says this is a large, medium, and small.
Does this mean everything will get bigger?
Or does it simply mean Uncle Ed can come to dinner?
Boy, that's a lot of pizza, Uncle Ed!
Little Caesar's new Big Big Pizzas.
They dwarf the competition.
Small $5.99, medium $7.99, large $9.99.
Baker, Baker.
If you want the ready-to-serve chocolate frosting
people say tastes best.
You want Duncan Hines Home Style Frosting.
Made with natural chocolate flavor.
Like homemade.
Duncan Hines.
Just what you want.
TBS Destination Sunday.
Tonight on National Geographic Explorer, Africa.
The law of the land here is kill or be killed.
On National Geographic Explorer.
Tonight, 7 Eastern, only on TBS Destination Sunday.
Hang on for an afternoon of adventure.
He's a stone-cold killer.
Watch Lonesome Dove the series weekdays at 4 on TNT.
Brenda Littleby, a lady who loves to laugh.
Okay, so a rabbi, a doctor, and a priest are in a lifeboat.
I haven't said anything yet, you silly little freak.
Oh, silly little freak.
I love that bit.
Make me laugh when hosts can't over her.
Weeknights at 6.30, only at Comedy Central.
This one will never win.
Look at her.
She laughs at everything.
Not everything.
Now that summer's here, everybody's thinking about ice cream.
Some people are thinking about all the flavors.
While some folks think about just one.
Some like theirs with lots of stuff on top.
Others just like sprinkles.
Some even like theirs plain.
Well, soon, when you think about ice cream,
you'll think Prime Cinema.
Now, I know what you're saying.
What's ice cream have to do with Prime Cinema?
Well, grab your spoon and get ready to find out next month.
You ruined my life, mister.
Alcohol was his only addiction.
The man's an ambulance chaser.
Taking on the church would be his only salvation.
I killed her and a kid and you caught him.
I'm gonna win this.
We must try to make it right.
We've been paid to look the other way.
I believe there is justice in our hearts.
Have you reached a verdict?
See Paul Newman in the movie nominated for five Academy Awards.
The verdict, Wednesday at 8.
The new classics are on TNT.
Today you are the law.
Oh, look at this face.
Could I lie to this cuddly-wuddly little ray of sunshine?
Yep, her, that's Roger.
I mean, she loves this new Splash juice drink, right?
She's like bonded with that light taste of tropical fruit juices.
So what kind of nut job mom would say,
honey, only Splash has 100% of both vitamins A and C.
It's good for you, because it's from V8.
What, and risk destroying rare tantrum-free moments like these?
New V8 Splash. Keep the peace. Don't tell the kids.
Other things have come along for diarrhea since kaopectate.
But I still haven't found anything that comforts me the way it does.
A couple spoonfuls of creamy, soothing kaopectate is all it takes.
Kaopectate, there's still nothing else quite like it.
Before he gets married, all he wants is one last jam.
Rock the block with Kid and Play and House Party 3.
Today at 5 on TNT.
Tonight, ten years ago he fell from grace,
but now he claims he's a new man.
You're not looking at the old Jimmy Swagg.
Beset by scandal and money woes, can his ministry make a comeback?
Impact tonight, 9 Eastern on CNN.
Ticket with David Carradine in Kung Fu, The Legend Continues.
Weeknights at 6 on TNT.
This September, gather the whole family together and enjoy three terrific comedies,
each at a perfect price on Prime Cinema.
Matthew Perry and Salma Hayek fall in love when fools rush in.
Cristina Ricci and Doug E. Doug star with That Darned Cat.
And Tim Allen goes searching for his son in Jungle to Jungle.
With all-day movie ticket, your family can watch the movie of your choice
all day long for only $3.95 per movie.
When you want great family entertainment, everyone can enjoy.
Prime Cinema is ready when you are.
Once upon a time, there was a special girl
Get in the car, Melinda!
Matilda!
with not very special parents.
I'm smart and you're dumb. I'm big and you're little.
Girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent.
And a rather wicked principal.
Fresh mint.
And to change things, she had to find the power within herself.
Magic power, that is.
No more Miss Nice Girl.
Danny DeVito, Rhea Pearlman and Mara Wilson.
Matilda.
Before he gets married, all he wants is one last chance.
Rock the block with Kid and Play and House Party 3.
Today at 5 on TNT.
You can buy as many colors as you'd like,
including our newest, Tomato Alfredo,
with unlimited salad and breadsticks,
all just $6.95 at the Olive Garden.
I honestly recommend that you use Glidden Paint,
because I've used it myself.
Paint's really simple to apply.
Not only easy to spread, but it has great coverage.
It's going to stay true to its color, it's not going to fade out.
Scrub away with Glidden, it's not going to hurt it.
And the customers are always so satisfied when they come back,
they come back for more.
We do matching, we'll take whatever color people need,
we match it up.
If you have any customers that can show you exactly what you need.
I like it when the people come back and tell you
how successful the job ended up.
Home Depot and Glidden walk hand in hand.
It's a great partnership.
Brought to you by Maxwell.
Just as long as the sun always sets in the West,
and no dream is too big to come true,
just as long as home is the place at the end of the rainbow,
Maxwell House will always be good to the last drop.
I think American healthcare has a great future.
I'm Arthur Leibowitz,
and I'm Chief Medical Officer for Aetna U.S. Healthcare.
People should expect that their healthcare company
will give them the opportunity to get the care that they need.
When somebody has an Aetna U.S. Healthcare membership card
in their wallet, they should feel secure.
They should know that behind them is a company
absolutely committed to make sure they get the best care.
Quality of care is the most important thing to us.
Aetna U.S. Healthcare.
You'll feel better with us.
Other things have come along for diarrhea since kaopectate,
but I still haven't found anything
that comforts me the way it does.
A couple spoonfuls of creamy, soothing kaopectate
is all it takes.
Kaopectate.
There's still nothing else quite like it.
The sun rises.
Records are shattered.
Hearts are broken.
Heroes are made.
Dreams become realities.
The sun sets.
Just another day in the 1998 Olympic Winter Games.
The ultimate daytime drama on TNT.
Coverage begins February 7th.
Look what's popping up now.
Introducing the Poo musical hide-and-seek game.
It teaches important matching and memory skills
along with Poo and all his pals.
Piglet, it's you.
Games are so much friendlier with Poo
Each sold separately.
Soap scum builds up and up and up.
Pretty soon, you've got a scum situation.
But now there's new Tilex Soap Scum Remover.
It's so radically improved,
it gets rid of soap scum in a wipe.
Try new Tilex. It's the best.
Unfortunately, you don't always have time to check labels.
So you may not know that Ocean Spray Cranberry cocktail
is only 27% juice.
But Northland is 100% juice.
Blending cranberries with natural juices
like apple and grape instead of sugar and water.
Northland cranberry juice blends.
100% honest-to-goodness juice.
New Lever 2000 Pure Rain Deodorant Soap.
A new invigorating scent plus moisturizer.
The refresh and clean for all your teeth.
Is your brush working as hard as you?
The Advantage Can from Oral-B.
The brand more dentists use themselves.
It has microtextured bristles designed to clean plaque
with a whole bristle.
With increased cleaning surfaces,
each bristle works harder.
The Advantage from Oral-B.
What do you think of this color, Snuggle?
Oh, pretty.
How do you like this one?
The blue is nice.
Introducing Snuggle Fabric Softener with Color Protector.
It helps care for colors with all the same softness and freshness.
New Snuggle with Color Protector.
Thanks, Snuggle.
Yes, absolutely.
If you love chocolate, peanuts, caramel,
and especially Reese's peanut butter, good news.
Reese's Nutrageous Bars are now 20% bigger.
Lois and Clark, Monday at 7 on TNT.
Is your breath clean and fresh enough to get biz close?
Get kissably close with Scope.
No other leading mouthwash kills more bad breath germs.
The Minty Tangle tells you your breath is fresh.
Get kissably close with Scope.
For his cough, the network guy has Robitussin,
while the local guy is taking Vicks 44.
Vicks 44 works up to eight hours.
Robitussin should be taken every four.
So guess who's re-dosing and who isn't?
It's gonna be a great day.
Eight hour Vicks 44.
Get the most from just one dose.
I hate machines!
Huh.
Uh, sorry, Rosie.
Why don't we go to the new Sprint store at Radio Shack, George?
They have Sprint's easy-to-use products.
And the know-how of Radio Shack.
They even showed Astro how to use his mobile phone.
They could even help you, Mr. J.
Astro has a mobile phone?
Well, oh, Rhonda.
The new Sprint store at Radio Shack.
You've got questions, we've got answers.
All over the country, people are tuning in
to one of the most critically acclaimed channels on television,
Turner Classic Movies.
Call your cable company or satellite provider
for the greatest films of all time,
24 hours a day and commercial-free
from Turner Classic Movies.
The best time to see the Colts clash with the Steelers.
Don't miss a game.
Come in!
Come on in!
HGTV presents a world television premiere
at home with Carol Burnett.
Spend the day with America's queen of comedy.
Tour her charming New Mexico villa
and see which personal touches make it home.
This is the lamp I bought with my first paycheck.
At home with Carol Burnett.
A TNT original.
Sam Elliott.
Linda Fiorentino.
And Craig Sheffield.
Desperate Trail.
Today at 5 on TNT.
The coolest Superman and the hottest Lois Lane ever.
You're jealous.
Lois and Clark, the new adventures of Superman.
This time it's personal.
Real personal.
Monday through Saturday at 7, exclusively on TNT.
Lucky Ducks, we're having so much fun.
Lucky Ducks, trying to find the right one.
Lucky Ducks is the game full of duckie sounds preschoolers love.
I win!
Lucky Ducks, the duckie first game from Milton Bradley.
It was just another day in the office.
Then your memo captured the CEO's attention.
Suddenly you were in the spotlight.
It was your chance to shine.
Too bad.
Kiwi, when your shoes look good, you look good.
No one knows how Chex can do it.
Let the milk splash right through it.
Hold the milk till your mouth gets to it.
Looking for the place for taste?
Chex marks the spot.
Chex marks the spot.
Fresh breath, making all local stops.
Tic-tac, breathe friendly.
With a spirit as rugged as the Texas Trail,
Sam Elliott was born to star in Westerns.
Now, see him in a Wild West show with gravel in its gut
and spit in its eye.
Wild times.
Today at 1 on TNT.
Watch the McDonald's Championships.
Friday at 8, only on TNT.
From Larry Gelbart,
the man who brought you MASH
comes a new series that brings you to the edge
of life in the fast lane.
Let your mind race with the possibilities.
Fast Track, coming this month.
Only on Showtime.
6 continents.
70 countries.
From the most powerful boardrooms in the world.
MCI is a negotiation.
The merger of British Telecom and MCI is sending a shockwave.
To more than 138 million homes,
the world is watching CNBC.
In neighboring New Zealand, the current account...
The Australian economy lost nearly 16,000 jobs.
CNBC.
First in business worldwide.
Oh, baby!
In this town, a fire isn't the only thing out of control.
It's nobody's fault.
Oh, it's somebody's fault.
So you're saying they all lied here today?
Yes, sir, I am.
She's the one that's lying.
The girl will say anything.
She's crazy.
From TNT.
The best movie studio on television.
Don't miss Contacts General Alone
in a film by Goldie Hawn.
Hope.
See it for the first time anywhere.
One week from tonight at 8, exclusively on TNT.
My PlaySchool healthy pump vacuum really cleans these up.
And when you push this button, it all comes back out.
And there's always stuff to vacuum up.
Ooh, look, there's a cat.
The Huff and Puff Vacuum.
Only from PlaySchool.
It's not like the way you want your house to smell.
Oh, I gotta use bleach?
Oh, hold your nose.
Try Fresh Scent Clorox Cleanup.
I think it almost smells like the woods after it rains.
It really smells good.
Did you smell it?
Fresh Scent Clorox Cleanup.
When you get the Delta SkyMiles credit card from American Express,
all of a sudden, you start seeing things differently.
Because every charge, big or small,
puts you closer to free Delta travel.
Now you can earn SkyMiles every time you shop.
Call 1-800-SKYMILE.
You can apply in just a few minutes.
You'll earn one Delta SkyMile for every eligible dollar you charge.
You even have the option of carrying a balance.
And when you purchase a Delta ticket,
you'll earn free travel even faster.
One and a half SkyMiles for every dollar charged.
You'll even get 5,000 bonus SkyMiles to start.
So apply now and start planning your next vacation.
Call 1-800-SKYMILE and apply now.
There's no faster way to earn free travel on Delta.
The Delta SkyMiles credit card from American Express.
Free travel so fast, you won't believe your eyes.
American Express.
You won't believe your eyes.
American Express helps Delta flyers do more.
It is perhaps our most impressive safety advance ever.
A Volvo that can save your soul.
Introducing the all-wheel drive cross-country from Volvo.