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Will Oscar be colorblind?
I'm Jack Cafferty.
On the next American Morning, a record number of African Americans have been nominated for this year's Academy Award.
In my mind, we all just want to be judged as human beings.
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Join us tomorrow at 7 o'clock Eastern Time.
Tomorrow night on TNT.
At 8, watch The Matrix.
Then stay for an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at Blade II.
TNT tomorrow night.
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