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From the dawn of man, humans have regarded themselves as the most intelligent life form on Earth and in the heavens beyond.
But what if in this universe surrounding man, there existed forces much more powerful than man had ever imagined?
Here lies the premise of director Stanley Kubrick's science fiction extravaganza, 2001, A Space Odyssey.
The film's 1968 premiere shocked audiences by pushing them many times beyond their perceptions of faith and comprehension.
Audience anticipation for the film had been high, as Kubrick's previous directorial outing, Dr. Strangelove, had shown moviegoers he was not afraid to tackle the big questions in his films, and man's place in the universe is no small question.
Based on a short story by acclaimed science fiction author Arthur C. Clarke, 2001 was co-written by Clarke himself and Kubrick.
The script took over 21 months to complete, and yet the first dialogue is not spoken until almost 30 minutes into the film.
Please state in the following order, your destination, your nationality, and your full name.
And while the sparse wordplay is used to help propel the plot, it is the film's stunning visual elements that help propel the movie.
It's like music, 2001. The rhythm of the cutting, the rhythm of cutting from one image to the other, and then the movement of each image.
In keeping with the theory that a picture paints a thousand words, Kubrick cast lesser-known actors Keir Dullea and Gary Lockwood in the movie's main roles.
The star of the film is the package of compelling music and dazzling special effects, led by an all-seeing, all-knowing computer named Hal.
Open the pod bay doors, Hal. I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
In Kubrick's world, man can no longer control the machine he created.
The mere presence of a temperamental and subversive machine like Hal completely overpowers the mission.
And just as the astronauts become dominated by Hal, the human actors must take second billing to Kubrick's technological devices.
The result is a film which spotlights not the actors and what they say, but what is going on around them and what is happening to their world.
I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Today, with the year 2001 less than a decade away, the film continues to remind us where we have been and where we could possibly be going.
18 months ago, the first evidence of intelligent life off the Earth was discovered.
But if audiences don't want to contemplate the universe of 2001 from a plot standpoint, they can still enjoy it for its magnificent beauty and awe-inspiring score.
2001 is just one of those I, you know, I would just keep watching.
Because it has a hypnotic, it has a hypnotic quality to it, and it's like a piece of music. And it's a transcendent type of film. It's really extraordinary.
See a special letterbox edition of one of our favorite movies, 2001 A Space Odyssey, Thursday at 8 p.m. Eastern on TNT.
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Watch Up the Academy, Saturday night at 10 on TNT Saturday Nitro.
Oscar winner Ben Kingsley as Moses. See the world premiere Easter Sunday night on TNT.
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TNT originals.
These are the stories that remain with you long after they're telling.
These are the actors whose talent moves you with every scene.
These are the original motion pictures that only one studio could create.
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Monday on CNN's Burton Approved.
If you're injured, how much do you get?
What the jury says or what Congress says?
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Monday, 12, 30 Eastern on CNN.
Experience Stanley Kubrick's cosmic vision in 2001,
A Space Odyssey, one of our favorite movies.
Thursday night at 8 on TNT.
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Close Encounters at the Third Con returns to TNT Saturday Nitro.
We'll be back in a moment to TNT Saturday Nitro.
If it's the memories of a life that make you who you are,
This fella's been left here to die.
then what are you if you have no memories?
I don't want nobody to find him, him.
Someone's after that man's hide.
Where are you from? Where were you born?
I don't remember.
I told you you'd end up in this here tree, didn't I?
Who am I? You tell me.
Because I want to know more than anything else in this whole damn world.
Life's full of questions.
After you've been dead.
I don't understand.
Dead? I don't understand. See Robert Burek in TNT's newest series, The Lifeless Man.
Saturday nights at 9 and Sundays at 11 on TNT.
Tomorrow watch Days of Heaven.
The Goodbye Girl.
I don't like the panties drawing on the rod.
Earthquake.
In the heat of the night.
They call me Mr. Tibbs.
The Deer Hunter.
Shaq.
See the best of the best during a whole day of Academy Award winning movies.
Tomorrow beginning at noon on TNT.
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See why life is never quite the same after you've been dead.
The Lazarus Man, Saturday nights at 9 and Sundays at 11 on TNT.
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Now, more of Close Encounters of the Third Kind on TNT's Saturday Nitro.
Hookers.
Killers.
And a pig.
Get the inside word on the Oscars from Entertainment Weekly and some offbeat experts.
Watch Inside the Academy Award tomorrow at 2 on TNT.
Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not steal. Thou shalt all thy foes.
Everything that you know about what's wrong and what's right is because of what happened to this man.
Moses, it has begun.
Moses, how dare you show your face before me.
Let his people go.
Enough!
They must pay for this.
The only place they have brought us to is one of hardship and suffering.
Beginning Easter Sunday night, you will witness the story of Moses as you've never seen it before.
Brought to the screen with epic intensity by TNT, the best movie studio on television.
Oscar winner Ben Kingsley as Moses, Frank Langella as Pharaoh.
See the world premiere Easter Sunday night on TNT.
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Everything you know about what's wrong and what is right is because of what happened to this man.
Moses, let his people go.
Beginning Easter Sunday night, you will witness the complete story of Moses brought to the screen with epic intensity by TNT, the best movie studio on television.
Academy Award winner Ben Kingsley as Moses.
See it as you've never seen it before. Easter Sunday night on TNT.
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It's magic and Shaq as the Lakers with your Orlando Magic. The NBA on TNT. Tuesday at 8.
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Close Encounters of the Third Con returns to TNT Saturday Nitro.
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Best cinematography, best actor, best sound, best screenplay, best picture, best song.
Watch a whole day of Academy Award-winning movies tomorrow beginning at noon on TNT.
From a brand new channel comes the most award-winning month on television.
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One of the great puzzles of the universe, I give you Orbix.
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Test your mental speed.
Sharpen your senses.
Can you unlock the great mysteries of the Orb?
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Thousands of different light patterns.
A new puzzle every time.
A challenge for everyone.
Light up your mind.
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In 2001, A Space Odyssey, Stanley Kubrick took us places NASA never goes.
That's why it's one of our favorite movies. Hard to believe it's only five years away.
Experience 2001, A Space Odyssey, Thursday night at 8 on TNT.
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Getting enough action? Get pumped for more TNT Saturday Nitro.
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Now, more of Close Encounters of the Third Kind on TNT's Saturday Nitro.
We'll be back in a moment to TNT's Saturday Nitro.
When they buried him, they thought they buried their secrets.
But sometimes, secrets have a way of getting out.
He's still breathing. Where are you from?
Don't remember. You were instructed not to come here.
You know who I am. Just tell me.
To find out who he is, he's got to solve a murder. His own.
Son of a bitch is still alive.
Robert Urich is the Lazarus Man.
Saturday nights at 9 and Sundays at 11 on TNT.
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I used to take Tylenol for, like, everything.
But I'm at my mother's house and I get a headache.
This is not a big surprise. And she has a green bottle of Excedrin.
So I take the Excedrin.
And you know what? It relieves headaches better than Tylenol.
So now, I still take Tylenol for everything else.
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Just like Mom.
How weird is that?
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Get the inside word on the Oscars from Entertainment Weekly and some offbeat experts.
Watch Inside the Academy Award tomorrow at 2 on TNT.
Don't try this at home.
These are professionals.
They're the experts. And all night, every Monday, they get your adrenaline pumped on TNT Monday Nitro.
Danger. We've got it covered on TNT Monday Nitro.
No phishing stuff allowed.
Oscar winner Ben Kingsley as Moses.
See the world premiere, Easter Sunday night, on TNT.
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The Plaza Price and the great hands-on card, no truck giveaway begins.
Two huge events, together at last. Don't buy a new Dodge until you've seen the Plaza Price.
New Neons, Intrepids, Ram Trucks and Dakotas.
Win a new 1996 Dodge Dakota April 19th in the great hands-on truck giveaway.
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We now return to TNT's Saturday Nitro.
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Hook shot. Three nights a week.
In the lane. Over the top.
Through the ring.
It's magic and Jack.
As the Lakers meet the Orlando Magic.
The NBA on TNT. Tuesday at 8.
To me, the best rules are the ones you make yourself.
For example, if there's a better way,
I'll take it. That's how I found this Healthy Choice Cereal from Kellogg's.
They really made new rules when they invented these toasted brown sugar squares.
Like, give it three different grains for a good crunch.
Then put enough brown sugar and honey in there so you don't miss a frosting.
Fun without frosting. Now there's a rule I can live with.
Healthy Choice Cereal. Sure it's good for you.
But taste rules.
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Are we having a bad day?
Experience Stanley Kubrick's cosmic vision in 2001 A Space Odyssey, one of our favorite movies.
Thursday night at 8 on TNT.
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Close Encounters of the Third Con returns to TNT Saturday Nitro.
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With everything that goes into Ragu Hardy.
I put 20 tomatoes in every jar.
It's like having a kitchen full of Italian grandmas.
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I can't believe this has happened to me. I mean, the car tires are gone and the battery, the battery's gone.
Everybody goes through bad times. And you can see them change. You can calm them down. You explain something to them.
When maybe they were feeling in a position of powerlessness.
Robin, could you call a cab?
I've got a great feeling. When something happens to somebody else, I want to give that back.
Thank you so much.
I think that's what this is all about, really.
Being in good hands is the only place to be.
Best cinematography.
Best actor.
Best sound.
Best screenplay.
Best picture.
Best song.
Watch a whole day of Academy Award-winning movies tomorrow beginning at noon on TNT.
School was never this humiliating.
Say it again.
You have been my friend, sir.
Say it again.
You have been my friend, sir.
Say it again.
But revenge was never this sweet.
Watch Up the Academy, Saturday night at 10 on TNT Saturday Nitro.
See why life is never quite the same after you've been dead.
The Lazarus Man, Saturday nights at 9 and Sundays at 11 on TNT.
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