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So you think Santa will like these red and green M&M's?
I don't know, I never met the guy.
Wahoo! He does exist!
They do exist.
Uh, Santa?
Look at what we're launching. The new Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2.
We're talking lots of new tricks and hundreds of insane new combos.
New Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, rated T.
Waffles! Where's my waffles?
Next Sunday.
My name is Bobby. I like to party. And if you don't believe me, watch me shake my body.
Will Bobby cut it as school mascot?
I needed to use the restroom, but I couldn't face the guys at the trough.
Don't miss a new King of the Hill, next Sunday on FOX.
Next, what's Homer doing during long downloads?
I've been sitting on the toilet all the live long day.
And all new High Tech Simpsons is next on FOX.
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Fast facelifts.
Do they really work?
We put them to a test.
On Good Day Monday.
Starting at 6 a.m. on FOX 5.
Don't worry, Malcolm is just 30 minutes away.
Now, two Homers are better than one on an all-new Simpsons.
Sweet Nights at 730 on FOX 5.
FOX Wednesday. Homer goes hog wild on a special Simpsons.
You and me in the circle of death.
I just swept the circle of death.
The Simpsons on a special Wednesday night.
And next Sunday, the secrets of magic's greatest illusions are revealed.
So she was made of chimps.
And masters of mind reading are exposed.
I'm receiving a drink order.
Is it a B?
Beer, yes. How did you know?
At All-New Simpsons with guest star Edward Norton.
Next Sunday on FOX.
Scenes are next from A New King of the Hill.
Come on in.
Then.
It's super freaky.
At All-New Simpsons.
Next.
What do we want this year?
I change my...
Sunday.
Anyone seen where I put my scotch tape?
Did you check under my chin?
Bill discovers the joy of Christmas.
But how long will he keep it up?
Even Troy Aikman takes off his uniform after the Super Bowl.
How did you know?
It's a new King of the Hill.
Ho, ho, ho! Happy Martin Luther King Junior Day!
Next, magic secrets are exposed.
I'm receiving a drink order.
A B...
Beer, yes. How did you know?
At All-New Simpsons is coming up next on FOX.
You look great.
Your eyes are so blue.
Dude, they're brown.
He didn't even call her.
He just emailed her and she's supposed to know that from that she's...
Why can't more girls dress like you?
I really want to kiss you.
But I'll wait till we get to know each other.
I used to believe in cellular too.
All that stuff about free long distance?
I was mostly make believe.
But it's okay.
Turns out real nationwide long distance does exist.
We can call from anywhere to anywhere in the country and there are no extra charges.
And it's all digital so it's clear.
Does Mom know?
Yeah, she knows.
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Delivery for Mr. Ryan.
Oh, thank you.
Your holiday shopping made easy.
On Good Day Monday.
Starting at 6 a.m. on FOX 5.
Watch your step at All New Malcolm in 30 minutes now.
See you the magic boy.
It's an All New Simpsons.
Fox.
Next Sunday a Blizzard fairy Springfield.
Plants, snow angels coming up.
But this snow day.
Why does that always happen?
The kids are trapped in school and they're taking over.
We're in charge now.
This is a gross misuse of school property.
Where are the dodge balls?
Ow.
An All New Simpsons next Sunday.
And now be there for Malcolm's most embarrassing moment ever.
You play a fairy?
Not just any fairy.
He's the biggest fairy in the whole play.
And All New Malcolm in the Middle begins right now on FOX.
FOX Tuesday presents a classic Christmas tale.
Towards that 70's show party which left Eric not right.
Until he opened his gift.
Those are my shoes from last night.
Then Titus's ex-girlfriend shows up at his place.
Things weren't so jolly.
Because she punched me in the face.
Carefully he unbolted the locks and to save Christmas he shrieked.
I'm calling the cops.
A new Titus after a new That 70's show.
Starting at 8, 7 Central, FOX Tuesday.
How fast do you travel?
Bada bada.
On FOX 5.
Drew Carey, weeknights at 6 on FOX 5.
Good evening, I'm Harry Martin.
Tonight on the 10 o'clock news wicked rain and driving rain created a real sticky situation in Midtown.
With some sky high scaffolding blowing in the breeze.
We'll let you know how long this weather is going to be with us.
Plus the hunt for a ruthless killer who cut down two workers at a Queen's supermarket.
And a mid-air tragedy caught on tape.
Those stories and much more for you tonight at 10.
The Simpsons, weeknights at 7.30 on FOX 5.
This holiday season.
Three down and out bachelors are looking to reverse their fortunes.
First guy to marry Rich helps the other guys until they score.
By marrying someone else's.
Tiffany Kennedy.
Looks like you got a winner baby.
I'd like you to meet my parents.
John and Jackie Kennedy.
Hello.
John Stamos, how to marry a billionaire, a Christmas tale.
I'm sorry, we're no longer accepting the Blockbuster card.
Smile.
A FOX original Christmas movie, Wednesday at 8, 7 Central.
And all new, The X-Files, starts in 30 minutes.
Now, back.
Your eyes are so blue.
Dude, they're brown.
Comedy the critics are calling as funny as Malcolm in the Middle.
I am teaching these boys how to dig a hole.
How much is there to teach about a hole?
That's the kind of attitude that leads to substandard holes.
Grounded for Life premieres Wednesday at 8, 7 Central on FOX.
Ah, the little monkey's tunneled out of the yard.
Next Sunday on FOX, The Simpsons saddle up for the most dangerous show in the West.
Help him.
They got rodeo clowns.
Is my lipstick even?
Go like this.
And all new Simpsons, next Sunday.
And now, it's the world premiere of the Malcolm in the Middle music video.
Followed by an all new episode where Malcolm goes to work for the woman from hell.
You're gonna need a knife when you get to the corn.
It all starts right now on FOX.
FOX, next Sunday.
We'll have to travel deep inside Fry in this.
Take a fantastic voyage.
He's got to get where he won't stick his finger.
It's hopeless.
Abandon ship.
Where the sun don't shine.
We're but a stone's throw from the sphincter.
Abandon ship.
All new Futurama, next Sunday on FOX.
Now, are you ready for some paintball?
I am the most efficient killing machine the world has ever.
Ow.
King of the Hill starts right now.
Malcolm in the Middle starts in 30.
And now, an all new Simpsons.
The Simpsons is brought to you by...
The charm's on it.
And it's driving Lois buggy.
Nothing happened to me.
Malcolm, all new next on FOX.
The Simpsons, weeknights at 7.30 on FOX 5.
FOX Tuesday.
Fez finally finds the girl of his dreams.
Someday I will make her my bride.
But will his fantasy turn into reality?
Method.
A new That 70s Show.
There at a thousand feet.
A rescue mission.
Give me down.
Is sheer madness.
I got you.
What are you doing?
Nothing much.
A new Titus.
It all starts at 8, 7 Central, FOX Tuesday.
And all new, The X-Files in 30 minutes.
Now, it's the best TV comedy of the year.
An all new...
Woo.
You make it fun.
You make it good.
You make it one big neighborhood.
You make it all just go together.
Dr. Pepper, you make the world taste better.
Dr. Pepper makes the world taste better.
You make the world taste better.
And we all, we all, Dr. Pepper, you make the world taste better.
Dr. Pepper makes the world taste better.
How fast can H&R Block get you your money?
Let's ask Mark.
How fast can we get our clients back their money?
Well, fast.
How fast?
That would be about 24 hours.
Thanks, Mark.
All I'm saying is, I don't know why everyone wants to eat the crispy M&Ms.
I mean, I know I'm...
Shit.
Sorry.
Alpha 6, come in, Alpha 6.
I need to know where Alpha 6 is.
I am an Army of One.
With technology, with support, who I am has become better than who I was.
And I'll be the first to tell you, the might of the U.S. Army doesn't lie in numbers.
It lies in me.
Corporal Richard Lovett, I am an Army of One, and you can see my strength.
Join me.
We go to all their farewell tours.
You never know, this could be the last one.
It's the new hit comedy that asks, is it possible to raise kids...
Good morning.
What?
He may have been too close to the speaker.
...while remaining one yourself...
I'm taking you to school today.
Thanks, I already had some.
...grounded for life, all new at 8.30 after that 70s show, Fox Wednesday.
Do you guys hear my brain buzzing?
Okay, who are you?