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I come bearing a gift.
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Sunday, get your tailgate party ready for Fox's homecoming game.
Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
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The Simpsons. Then, the thrill.
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The paper.
What happened?
Spend a day at the races.
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And I worked the state fair.
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Party of five will not be seen tonight,
but will return next Tuesday with the first of six all-new episodes.
Now, Totally Twisted Tuesday continues with a classic That 70s show.
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Whoa!
Followed by another all-new Family Guy.
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Fox Totally Twisted Tuesday continues.
I come bearing a gift.
It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
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Stay tuned for scenes from the next That 70s Show.
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Sunday.
Get your tailgate party ready for Fox's homecoming game.
Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
The real might have died of loneliness.
The Simpsons.
Then the thrill.
Here they come.
The wonder.
Do we at least get to see any flaming racks?
It's about the melding of man and machine.
The racks are just sort of a bonus.
The danger.
What happened?
Spend a day at the races.
These are the worst kids I have ever encountered in my life and I worked a state fair.
An all new Malcolm in the Middle.
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Now Totally Twisted Tuesday continues with another new family guy on Fox.
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The view might have died of loneliness.
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These are the worst kids I have ever encountered in my life and I worked a state fair.
An all new Malcolm in the Middle.
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Paul Walker.
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Leslie Bader.
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The Skulls, rated PG-13, starts Friday in theaters everywhere.
Cable Guy?
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Oh, Billy.
Then he'll take you down.
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Stay tuned for scenes from the next Family Guy on Fox.
Next at 10, New York's ambulance wars.
Are they putting lives at risk?
Did you hear what the public advocate wants to do to the mayor?
Plus, the gator in the sewer and Ranger fans a big shake up.
What news is next?
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It's 10 p.m.
Do you know where your children are?
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Stay tuned for scenes from the next That 70s Show.
Followed by an all-new family guy.
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Countdown to the series finale of Party of Five.
If I felt the way you did, I would marry that girl in a heartbeat.
The first of six all-new episodes tonight at 9, 8 Central on Fox.
The Simpsons, weeknights at 7.30 on Fox 5.
Fox Monday.
There's a right way to play poker.
Then there's Jackie's way.
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Then it's the hit comedy that's darkly funny.
I don't deserve this kind of happiness.
How can I destroy it?
Want some pies?
Okay.
An all-new Titus.
You slept with her?
She said, you want some pie?
I didn't know it was a metaphor.
It all starts at 8, 7 Central, Fox Monday.
Now, an epic all-new Family Guy on Fox.
Hey, Brandon.
Whoa!
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The critics declare black and white is one of a kind.
I had a dream about you.
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Why don't you get back down?
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Stay right there!
Black and White, Rated R, opens everywhere tomorrow.
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All your favorite stars, join Halle Berry, Denzel Washington, and Diana Ross for the Image Awards, Fox Thursday.
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All right.
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Just six all-new episodes until Party of Five says goodbye forever.
The countdown to the final farewell coming up next on Fox.
Nintendo 64 six new colors are so amazing, choosing a favorite might be somewhat of a struggle.
Billy?
Which one?
Billy?
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New from Polaroid.
Buenos nachos.
Gordy, I didn't know you spoke Spanish.
Are you fluent?
No.
I feel fine.
Meet Gordy and Sean.
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Hit me, baby, one more time.
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Sing it.
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Ready at PG-13.
Starts this Friday at a theater near you.
You are cordially invited to take the Pepsi Challenge.
This summer, we're inviting everyone in America to step up to the plate and take the Pepsi Challenge.
I'm tired.
Are we done yet?
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So take the Pepsi Challenge and let your taste decide.
Tonight, it's East against West when the Yankees take on the Anaheim Angels.
Catch the action Yankee Baseball tonight at 10 p.m. on Fox 5.
Fox Sunday, witness a miracle.
Can Homer help Barney stop drinking?
My name is Barney.
I'm an alcoholic.
You want A.A.
This is AAA.
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And all new Simpsons.
Then, when Mom takes the day off, can the family survive?
It's anarchy, baby.
Before all heck breaks loose.
I was just wondering if you could wash your shirt for me.
Yeah, yeah, I'll wash.
All new Malcolm in the Middle.
It all starts at 8, 7 Central, Fox Sunday.
Now, the countdown to the series Simpsons on Fox.
Nintendo 64, 6 new colors are so amazing, choosing a favorite might be somewhat of a struggle.
Billy?
Which one?
Billy?
Eyes on cameras and sticky film, new from Polaroid.
Buenos nachos.
Gordy, I didn't know you spoke Spanish.
Are you fluent?
No.
I feel fine.
Meet Gordy and Sean.
People always said I'll never amount to anything.
Hit me, baby, one more time.
Now, two dreamers are headed for the big time.
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Sing it.
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Starts this Friday at a theater near you.
You are cordially invited to take the Pepsi Challenge.
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Tonight, it's East against West when the Yankees take on the Anaheim Angels.
Catch the action, Yankee Baseball, tonight at 10 p.m. on Fox 5.
Fox Sunday, witness a miracle.
Can Homer help Barney stop drinking?
My name is Barney.
I'm an alcoholic.
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My name is Homer and I'm planning a trip to St. Louis.
And all new Simpsons.
Then, when Mom takes the day off, can the family survive?
It's anarchy, baby.
Before all heck breaks loose?
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Here you go. I'll wash.
All new Malcolm in the Middle.
It all starts at 8, 7 Central, Fox Sunday.
Now the countdown to the series.
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When Peter runs for office, will his shocking past be revealed?
Remember when I first noticed girls starting to develop?
All new Family Guy, 830, 730 Central, Fox Tuesday.
Taco Bell introduces wild chalupas and wild gorditas.
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Tonight on the 10 o'clock news, it's April,
but it looked a lot like January with all the snow.
Joe Moreno will tell us how long it's going to stick around.
Plus, the Big Apple's real estate market is red hot.
So why are banks giving minorities the cold shoulder when it comes to mortgages?
Love those stories and more tonight at 10.
When mom takes the day off...
I want to take a bubble bath.
Can the family survive?
It's anarchy, baby.
Before all heck breaks loose.
Things have changed, Jack.
What do you mean?
You never laugh anymore.
Of course we laugh.
Oh, Jack.
Do you ever laugh?
Fox Monday.
There's a right way to play poker.
Then there's Jackie's way.
Do you want any cards?
Yeah, can I have two pies, please?
That's 70's show.
Then it's the hit comedy that's darkly funny.
I don't deserve this kind of happiness.
How can I destroy it?
Want some pies?
Okay.
And all new Titus.
You slept with her?
She said, you want some pie?
I didn't know it was a metaphor.
It all starts at 8, 7 Central tomorrow on Fox.
Now the comedy everyone's talking about.
An all new Malcolm on Fox.
I'll say...
But, I mean, you've never really had a steady girlfriend, so...
What's that all about?
I'll tell you what that's all about, Foreman.
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Sans girlfriend.
Help you guys out.
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How much masturbation is too much?
No such thing as too much, Fizz.
Yes.
Stay tuned for scenes from the next That 70's Show,
followed by an all new Family Guy.
Fifteen years ago, I gave John his star.
I ordered the first Papa John's Pizza.
No, it was me.
I said, John, this pizza's got great stuff on it.
Join our celebration.
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Starts Friday, April 21st at a theater near you.
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Really, just my type.
Old Navy all-terrain shorts for men and boys.
What's not to love?
When Peter runs for office, will a shocking past be revealed?
Remember when I first noticed girls starting to develop?
All-new Belly Button.
All-new Family Guy, coming up next on Fox.
Drew Carey, weeknights at 6.30 p.m. on Fox 5.
Fox Monday.
Take the how to please your man quiz.
I didn't get number three because I'm a nurse and number three is icky.
That's 70 Show. Then...
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It's an all-new Titus.
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Then, meet the firm's new addition.
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An all-new Allie McBeal. It all starts at 8, 7 Central, Fox Monday.
Now the race is on between Peter and Lois, a new Family Guy on Fox.
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Stewart.
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The mouse is in the house.
Mom, Dad, I'm home.
Stewart Little.
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Talk to the butt.
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Buy it on video and DVD, April 18.
Fox Sunday. How do you score a tropical dream vacation?
Join a leopard colony.
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The Simpsons.
Then, Father's Fear. The Talk.
There's a certain thing that happens between normal people.
No, that doesn't happen. Except maybe the first time.
New Malcolm after the Simpsons.
Starting at 8 Fox Sunday.
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the Academy Award winner that goes all the way.
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Where you going?
Going south.
All right.
Going south.
All right.
It's that time of year again, spring break,
and to celebrate McDonald's Cajun McChicken Sandwiches back,
and it's just a buck.
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Right now that spicy Cajun taste you've been missing
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Hi, this is Jeff, and this is my review
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What happens when someone wins a million bucks?
You just send your best man.
Oh, really?
On luckysurf.com.
Reginald, that suitcase we have in the vault,
it appears as though they need it in America.
Lucky Surf is free, takes around 30 seconds,
and because the most you can play is once a day,
everyone's odds are even.
So what's in the case?
One million dollars.
You're right.
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London from 149 to 174 dollars.
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They lost their parents.
They lost their innocence.
But the hardest thing they'll ever do is say goodbye.
Next, the countdown to the final farewell continues.
Then tomorrow, catch another Party of Five on its new night.
Just four episodes left.
Party of Five tonight and tomorrow on Fox.
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When tyrants rule by force and men battle to entertain a nation.
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Late pro Malcolm will learn from the best.
His dad?
In street hockey, not clown school.
Malcolm after the Simpsons.
All new starting at 8 tonight on Fox.
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It's the scandal of the year.
Nancy betrays her lover by sleeping with her husband.
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All new King of the Hill.
Coming up next on Fox.
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Followed by a new King of the Hill on Fox.
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Next Sunday, new buckets of nuggets are sweeping the galaxy.
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On an all new King of the Hill.
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Then the Simpsons turn spring break on a beer.
Then to become a roller blade pro, Malcolm will learn from the best.
His dad?
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Malcolm in the Middle.
All starting next on Fox.
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Preteen Sex on the Fox 5 10 o'clock news tomorrow.
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Coming up tonight at 10, a wild shootout and a police chase in the Bronx.
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A lifetime of memories and a last goodbye.
We stayed together so much longer than most families.
Party of five's final farewell, 8, 7 Central, Fox Wednesday.
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Tonight at 10, a deadly mystery on Long Island.
A family is found dead inside their home.
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Plus the calendar says spring, but the thermometer definitely reads summer.
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And the heat didn't stop people who wanted to say goodbye to the Cardinal.
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Tonight it's the mother of all Sundays.
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All new King of the Hill, next on Fox.
Stay tuned for scenes from the season finale of Futurama, followed by an all new King of the Hill on Fox.
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The universe is being destroyed. Who you gonna call? I'm Al Gore.
There goes the neighborhood.
On the Futurama season finale next Sunday.
Now Peggy bears all on the internet.
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Then on the Mother of All Fox Sundays. Is the nanny stealing Marge's family?
I'm not insane. Run Marge! Run!
A new Simpsons. All starting right now on Fox.