Okay, listen up. After some serious number crunching and heavy market research, I'm happy to report I got us the best summer vacation deal.
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Tonight, an explosive world premiere thriller.
David Banner wanted to end the running. He wanted to live in peace.
You have to stop someplace.
But once again, they made him angry. Maybe angry enough to kill.
Maybe I belong in a cage.
Now imprisoned, he will struggle to hide the fury buried within him. But he will not succeed.
I can't stand trial. You have no choice.
Because now, David Banner faces his greatest trial. The trial of the Incredible Hulk.
A double pleasure's waiting for you. A double pleasure from double mid-gum.
A double great feeling, making you realize double is the one for you.
Double fresh, double smooth, double delicious to chew. A double pleasure's waiting for you. A double pleasure's waiting for you.
You hear the thunder.
If you've been itching for driving excitement that's a blend of hot looks and high performance, then Grand Am is your car.
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One's blind. You know you're one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen.
One's deaf. He reads lips, you're talking too fast.
Was there or wasn't there a woman? Fuzzy was he was a woman?
But their biggest problem is each other.
I think we lost them.
Richard Pryor.
You mean I'm not white?
D. Wilder.
Stomp your feet, I'll follow the sound.
I feel ridiculous.
You look fine to me.
See no evil, hear no evil.
Rated R. Starts Friday at a theater near you.
For McDonald's Salad's Kathy. She's no pushover.
It's you, soul.
Nothing suits her like the great fresh-toss taste of McDonald's Salad with three new dressings like creamy peppercorn.
Perfect, because Kathy loves dressing.
Unless it's in a swimsuit.
Finally, just 14 calories.
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Attention, shredded wheat eaters. You've been missing something.
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But wait. Kellogg's Squares gives you free in every bite.
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You might never eat plain old shredded wheat again.
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And speaking of taste, now Squares have 35% more raisin.
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If you haven't been to Sears lately, you haven't been to Sears.
When we lowered prices on over 50,000 items, we lowered prices on thousands of great gifts for Mom.
Over 900 in our Kitchen Works department alone.
And you'll find all the brands she trusts.
Like Corningwear, Black and Decker, Proctor Silex, Sunbeam, Braun, Mr. Coffee, and Kenmore.
And Sears will meet or beat the competition's current advertised price.
So get great prices on Mother's Day gifts at Sears now.
I'm an old-fashioned guy. And that's the truth.
I like restaurants where people are glad to see you.
Where hamburgers are made from fresh beef, not frozen.
And made to order with your choice of fresh toppings.
I started a bunch of restaurants just like that 20 years ago.
Wendy's Old-Fashioned Hamburgers. Come on in.
Hi. Howdy, dude. Huh?
Our hamburgers are the best in the business.
Or I wouldn't name the place after my daughter.
Once again, the last letter of the alphabet is the last word in sports cars.
The New Z from Nissan.
NBC Sunday night at the movies will return following these messages.
The big green guy is back, battling the forces of evil.
They call me Swamp Thing.
He's got a grudge.
I think that brain's a pig.
Because they turned him to sludge.
Sometimes I forget what I look like.
You gotta be kidding.
A return of Swamp Thing, rated PG-13.
Starts Friday at Specialist-Elected Theaters.
Check local listings.
Ralph Penza's special report starts Monday.
It could take your breath away.
The Trial of the Incredible Hulk continued, starring Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno.
Share the success of America's favorite luxury automobiles, the totally new Cadillac, DeVille and Fleetwood.
They are outselling the Lincoln Continental and Towncar combined, as well as all models from Mercedes-Benz, BMW and Jaguar combined.
Visit your Cadillac dealer and discover why the new DeVille and Fleetwood are a step ahead.
People have different dieting needs.
So Accutrim developed three different formulas.
I need all the help I can get.
She needs Accutrim Maximum Strength.
Nothing stronger without a prescription.
I'm okay until three. Then I start snacking.
Late Day Strength. Peaks from three to nine p.m.
I'm hungry from morning till night.
16-hour steady control. Works all day.
Accutrim Maximum Strength. Late Day. 16-hour steady control.
One is made for you.
This is the American Express Gift Check.
It lets anyone you want buy anything they want.
So wherever they live and most anywhere they shop, they can get whatever they want.
Ask for the American Express Gift Check where you bank.
It's so distinctive, it not only has its own card, it comes gift wrapped.
And if it's lost or stolen, it's even refundable.
The American Express Gift Check. The perfect gift.
I need a taste. Give me just a taste.
If you want to taste something truly sensational, just look for the NutraSweets World.
You start me up, but we're gonna never quit.
NutraSweets, the one that give me just a bit.
I want a taste, oh yeah.
NutraSweet. Why so many things taste so good.
NutraSweets. NutraSweets. NutraSweets.
NBC Sunday night at the movies will return following these messages.
They're back. Gotcha. To back. Hi. Thursday, Cosby kicks off an all new night.
You got it. And who's funny enough to follow Cosby?
It's 227's Jack A. in her very own show.
It's all true. She's giving everyone a wild comedy workout.
How come you're doing all the work, but I'm the one who's sweating?
Back to back, Cosby and Jack A. Thursday.
NBC News at this hour. I'm Garrick Utley.
One of the four computers aboard the space shuttle Atlantis failed on the final day of the mission,
and the crew switched to a backup. The Atlantis lands in California tomorrow.
War has broken out again in Lebanon. At least 20 people have been killed and 145 others wounded
in the latest round of tank and artillery duels. And the Department of Justice says
about 2,200,000 people are injured in violent crimes every year here in the United States.
More news later on this NBC station.
MUSIC
Award winning pan pizza from Pizza Hut. Now get two medium pan pizzas starting at just $11.99.
So come on, get a slice of America's best.
MUSIC
When you're feeling something special about someone, call and tell him.
I look at Davey. I think I'm looking at you.
Well, you were beautiful too.
MUSIC
Are you raising a killer? Starting Thursday at 6 on Channel 4.
The Trial of the Incredible Hulk continues. Starring Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno.
Company! The breath!
Even when all of Company B heads for the phone, it's no problem for Gale Godfrey.
Delta Airlines, Gale Godfrey.
You're part of Lubbock, Texas?
Yes, that is confirmed.
I got some free's I want to talk to you now. Just hold on a second, thank you.
Cincinnati, Ohio.
New York City.
San Jose, Louisiana.
Albuquerque, New Mexico.
San Jose, California.
Portland, Oregon.
New Montana.
You're all set. Thank you for calling, Delta.
Bye-bye.
Hi, Gale. Did you get many calls this afternoon?
One.
MUSIC
Astronomers tell us there won't be a total eclipse in America until the year 2017.
They are very much mistaken. This is the year of the eclipse.
Introducing the eclipse by Mitsubishi.
Try not to stare.
Hi, this is Jay. Today we're going to talk about new...
...salt-a-re-do-re-do-do-re-do-to-your-chips.
Now, I know what you're thinking. I don't want to try anything new.
Hey, is that the spirit this country was founded on?
What if Lewis and Clark had said, oh, I want to see what's on the other side of the Rockies?
Oh, sure, you're saying there's nothing new about onions, peppers, tomatoes?
But it took an American to put it on a tortilla chip and give it a name like...
...salt-a-re-do-re-do-to-your-patriotic-duty.
Try new salt-a-re-do-re-dos and crunch all you want.
We'll make more.
PHONE RINGING
Hello. Ed and I can't come to the phone right now...
...as we are putting the finishing touches to a new and exciting wine cooler.
Ed says it could be the biggest thing ever in coolers...
...because it's the first time anyone has...
For McDonald's Salad's Kathy, she's no pushover.
It's you, soul.
Nothing suits her like the great fresh-tossed taste of McDonald's salad...
...with three new dressings like creamy peppercorn.
Perfect, because Kathy loves dressing.
Ah!
Unless it's in a swimsuit.
Who would kill for a hit?
What about you?
I've never been there.
I want you to leave.
Will Ben be singing the blues?
Baby, how long?
One matlock.
And...
Can the Force stop a terrifying killer...
Three separate bodies.
...from striking again?
In the heat of the night.
Then, a tragic shooting.
A man killed someone. They're calling you the vigilante DJ.
I am not responsible. You gave him the idea to blow this kid away.
Midnight Caller, after heat, Tuesday.
You hear the thunder
You can see it in the way it looks.
You can feel it in the way it drives.
This is America's premier sports group Grand Prix.
Get on your pony ass and ride it!
Pony ass!
Get on your pony ass!
Rebuild excitement!
Pony ass ride it!
Now get 2.9% GMAC financing...
...or up to $1,600 cash back for first-time buyers.
Mmm. I just love these Ziploc pleated bags.
They hold more.
And they sit up, so they're easier to fill.
They're also easier...
...to empty.
Ziploc brand pleated freezer and storage bags.
We've got the lock on food protection.
No little cinnamon gum freshens breath longer than Big Red.
So kiss a little longer
Stay close a little longer
Hold tight a little longer
Longer with Big Red
That Big Red freshness lasts right through it
Your fresh breath goes on and on
While you chew it, say goodbye
A little longer, make it last a little longer
Give your breath long, lasting freshness
With Big Red
You know, it was great growing up on our ranch in Oklahoma.
And now when I walk into a New York City restaurant
and order up a little-beated Kansas City strip,
it makes me feel right at home.
I've got a taste for some real food
Pain. Pulsing, throbbing pain.
There is a wonder drug for pain doctors themselves take more than extra strength Tylenol or Advil.
More doctors take Bayer.
For pain, Bayer is the wonder drug that works wonders.
NBC Sunday night at the movies will return following these messages.
It's a two billion dollar treasure.
Can it be a lost city of gold?
If that's gold, we can call John D. Rockefeller a tramp.
Five people have seen what may be an Aztec treasure, but an accident buried it.
We blasted the whole thing, Sean.
Can we uncover the claim?
This will be the biggest thing that this country's ever seen.
It's an all new Unsolved Mystery Wednesday.
Update, the latest from News 4 New York.
These developments coming up at 11, a cop shooting suspect gives up in front of TV cameras.
Officials say the roller coaster that left riders stranded upside down violated a city law.
And a mistrial for the school principal charged with buying crack.
Ralph looks at the burning health issues raised by a Brooklyn incinerator.
Soap stars from another world reunited in Manhattan and Boys Town might be coming to Brooklyn at 11.
I have an important message for you, Mannequin.
I am not going to pay a lot for this muck now.
At Mannequin, you get quality Everlast mufflers from just $18.93 installed.
He has strength.
He has speed.
He has one desire.
I can set up a bare fist fight.
To be the best.
Now, only one man stands in his way.
Party time, little brother.
And there can be only one winner.
Fistfighter, rated R.
Starts Friday at a theater near you.
When we burn our garbage, are we really getting rid of it?
One New York community doesn't think so.
My son who is four years old at this time has had a bout with serious respiratory infections.
We should protect our children.
They say burning garbage is polluting their lives.
I'm just so angry.
If the city has its way, could burning garbage be a threat to us all?
Watch a special report by Ralph Penza starting Monday at 6.
It could take your breath away.
Ralph Penza's special report starts Monday.
It could take your breath away.
The Trial of the Incredible Hulk continues.
Starring Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno.
Here's some news the Noid won't like.
New Domino's Pan Pizza.
Fresh from the oven and delivered in 30 minutes are less guaranteed.
Domino's Pan Pizza.
Thick crust, generous toppings, smothered with cheese.
Sorry, Noid.
Call for new Domino's Pan Pizza.
Nobody delivers better.
What dry was.
What dry is.
Introducing new Michelob Dry Beer.
It's brewed longer to start bold, finish clean and refresh completely.
New Michelob Dry.
One taste and you'll drink it dry.
This is where we started.
A clean sheet of paper.
No boundaries.
No rules.
No preconceived ideas.
Just a desire to build the best sports car in the world.
A car for one driver in a thousand.
A car destined to leave its mark.
The New Z from Nissan.
You've just been caught knocking off the Kellogg's Cracklin' Oat Bran.
What's the most intelligent way to respond?
Did you eat all the Cracklin' Oat Bran?
Define the word eat.
Did you eat all the Cracklin' Oat Bran?
Yeah.
Did you eat all the Cracklin' Oat Bran?
Yo, Mom, you should eat.
I'm not eating.
I'm eating.
Did you eat all the Cracklin' Oat Bran?
Yo, Mom, you shoelace.
With the crunchy sweet taste of Kellogg's Cracklin' Oat Bran, an open box is an empty box.
Monday, it's a hilarious Alf Baby Boom.
It's time, it's time.
Did you boil the water yet?
Meet Alf's new brother.
Holy stork invasion. You used that to christen the baby.
Dan the Hogan's are back on Monday night.
What if I want to walk around in my underwear or something?
And you'll love their new houseguest.
Hi, I'm drooling.
After Alf, Monday.
Imagine going back to 1961 and being a 17-year-old.
I'm a dork.
Hold tight for a blast from the past.
Quantum Leap, Wednesday.
I think you'll like this house.
Isn't this supposed to be haunted?
Haunted? It was an absurd idea.
I mean, what would a ghost be doing here?
Haunted.
David.
No other diet soft drink delivers the real cold taste of one calorie Diet Coke.
The real one.
It's lifting more and more spirits every day.
Just for the taste of it.
Whoops.
The move is on to Diet Coke.
Diet Coke.
Just how bold is 7 Seats Viva Italian Dressing?
Viva, huh?
Oh, my gosh.
We have liftoff.
7 Seats Viva's preseason.
Then...
More?
It's actually re-seasoned.
Yes, more!
To make 7 Seats Viva...
Viva.
Oh, no.
Does your mother know about this?
7 Seats Viva.
The Bold Italian.
No!
Recent United States Auto Club tests prove it.
The Cadillac Seville STS and El Dorado accelerate faster from 0 to 60 on dry pavement
than the BMW 525i and Jaguar XJ6.
The tests also prove these Cadillacs corner quicker and handle the slalom course in less time.
That's performance leadership Cadillac style.
And it's raising the standard of luxury automobiles as well as a few eyebrows.
Cadillac, Cadillac, Cadillac style.
If you think spending less on shoes means you're getting less,
we have just two words for you.
For McDonald's Salad's Kathy, she's no pushover.
It's you, soul.
Nothing suits her like the great fresh-toss taste of McDonald's Salad
with three new dressings like creamy peppercorn.
Perfect because Kathy loves dressing.
Unless it's in a swimsuit.
This week, NBC News continues its month-long look at health care in America.
The Today Show and Nightly News with Tom Brokaw will bring you hard-hitting reports on vital issues
such as choosing the right doctor, breakthrough research in cancer,
daycare health, and unnecessary medical procedures.
Check America's vital signs this week only on NBC News.
Every time you go up in the air, you're dangerous.
I am dangerous.
Tom Cruise.
Kelly McGillis.
Top Gun, the network premiere Monday.
I'm Brian Dumble. This week on Today, a special series on parenting.
I'm Jane Pauley. We'll take an in-depth look at choices, problems, and crises.
Join us this week on Today.
And Tuesday night, an entertainer is singing the blues.
Can Ben save him from a murder rap on an all-new matlock?
Then things really start to sizzle in the heat of the night.
And a frightened man with a gun.
Did Jack encourage him to kill?
Jack's on the hot seat on an all-new Midnight Caller, Tuesday.
It's gone.
Evil escapes and finds a new house.
Open the present, Grandma.
And is going to take this mother's courage to save her family.
It's started by itself!
A mistake is human, but a lie is the devil's work.
Patty Duke and Jane Wyatt star in a world premiere movie thriller.
Leave us alone!
What if it's too late?
Amityville. The Evil Escapes. Friday.
These developments straight ahead on News 4's Weekend Edition.
A suspect in the shooting of a cop surrenders in front of cameras at a Harlem church.
The so-called witch accused in the Mexican cult killings speaks up.
The crack principal case ends in a mistrial.
The loop-de-loop of a lifetime ends in questions about the legality of a traveling amusement park.
And soap stars break out the bubbly for a special anniversary reunion.
We'll travel to another world next on News 4 New York, Weekend Edition.