The movie is your fantasy.
King Richard's Fair open weekends through October 24th.
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Out for romance this Saturday night?
Boy, you girls sure are cute.
And I don't eat meat, because I'm a veterinarian.
Oh, boy. Hello.
You know what I'm talking about?
Not a clue.
Honey, you look fine on your new set of snow tires.
You know, you just might want to stay home with HBO Saturday Nights,
a never-before-seen-on-HBO movie, every Saturday night,
52 Saturday nights a year.
Guaranteed.
So what are you going to do this Saturday night?
I don't get it.
No kidding. HBO Saturday Nights.
It has dual airbags,
an energy-absorbing steering column,
and front and rear crumple sinks.
But unlike other luxury sedans,
this one starts under $14,000.
Because you shouldn't have to spend your life savings
on a car that could very possibly save your life.
The Nissan Altima.
It's time to expect more from a car.
Baked rolled gold pretzels.
Rolled gold.
What kind of a word is R-O-L-D?
It's no kind of word.
And gold, they're not gold.
They're pretzel covered.
I couldn't help but notice your pretzels.
Most people don't realize they're low in fat.
Hey, April.
April.
What kind of a name is April?
It's a month.
Not a person.
Rolled gold pretzels.
They're not rolled.
They're not gold.
But they are America's favorite.
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Everyone ready?
Hey, is that a Polaroid camera, Mr. Hinkle?
It sure is, Billy.
It's my new Polaroid Captiva.
Looks cool.
Can I have it?
No.
Everyone smile and say, Bunsen burner.
Cheese.
One more.
Where's the picture?
I thought it was a Polaroid camera.
Yeah.
One more.
Then where's the picture?
Introducing the new Polaroid Captiva.
It's sleek.
It's stylish.
Its pocket-sized pictures stay in a special compartment until you take them out so you're
free to shoot and shoot.
Is this some kind of joke?
One more.
The new Polaroid Captiva.
The pictures stay in.
One more.
Until you take them out.
Soon, you'll hear it.
The best long-distance service is about to get even better.
It's a breakthrough from AT&T Bell Labs, and it makes AT&T sound quality dramatically
superior to any other long-distance company.
So much clearer, closer, and more natural.
Even 8 out of 10 people who don't have AT&T prefer it.
AT&T True Voice.
Coming in the months ahead, free.
Just another part of the eye plant.
Most people already know that a GMC Jimi comes with features that give it all the strength
of a truck and all the ride and comfort of a car.
But what you may not know is that right now, it also features a lease that's never been
more comfortable.
The all-new Jimi 24-month lease.
Get to know one today at your New England GMC truck dealer.
Emergency.
All systems down.
Abandoned ship.
Transporter ready.
Beaming down Guinan.
All life systems failing.
Jordy LaForge now being transported.
Hurry.
Warp beaming down.
Ship breaking up.
Transporter ready for data.
That's not data, it's war.
Wait a minute.
What's going on?
Now all systems normal?
What's happening?
Oh, you, of course, testing us again.
Star Trek, the next generation, new action figures and transporter from Playmates.
The prices are hot, hot, hot.
They won't last long, so hurry on down.
If you need a lot of car without a lot of hype, consider the Mazda Protégé.
And if you're looking for value, check out Mazda's simple summer savings days.
Like all good things, summer will soon come to an end.
And all the great deals will be long gone.
Make this an inferno.
Mazda, it just feels right.
People come in and say, why five grades of gasoline?
I tell them offering only three grades would be like selling suits in small, medium, and large.
Some people would get a good fit.
Some could use a little tailoring.
So if you want to know why we give you all these choices,
think about the guy who needs 41 long and picture him wearing a 39 short.
I have an M.D. from Harvard.
I am board certified in cardiothoracic medicine.
I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards.
When someone goes into that chapel and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry
or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death, who do you think they're praying to?
You ask me if I have a God complex?
I am God.
Malice, read it R, at theaters Friday.
Stretch it out, caramello.
Stretch it out, out, out, out.
Stretch it out, out, out, out.
Caramello.
Oh, stretch your sweet imagination.
Put your fingers to your mouth.
Stretch it out, out, out, out.
And pull in caramello.
Stretch it out, out, out, out.
Caramello.
So you're probably wondering how that independent test turned out.
I have always wanted to try the Lexus.
The Oldsmobile had the same kind of performance.
The Lexus, I knew I would enjoy that.
But I'm surprised that I have liked the Oldsmobile better.
The Oldsmobile, I was surprised.
I think you're getting a fantastic car for the price.
It's your money.
If you like whole grain, just look what we've done.
The taste, nutrition, and fiber of whole grain.
With no cholesterol, no sugar added, and no preservatives.
NutriGrain, the whole grain waffle.
Whole grain's a whole other reason to never let go.
NutriGrain waffles from Eggo.
Some glass cleaner.
On my little guy's works of art, it just doesn't cut it.
And on Greasy Prince, all it leaves is a streaky mess.
But what else is there for cleaning glass?
Introducing Mr. Clean glass and surface spray.
Mr. Clean for glass?
Even on tough, greasy grime, he cleans better than the leading glass cleaner.
And cleans it to a streak-free shine.
No smears, no streaks.
Even when the sun shines through.
New Mr. Clean glass and surface cleans to the shine.
Miller Genuine Draft.
The original cold-filtered draft beer in a bottle.
The reason why so many people are getting out of the old and into the gold.
Sunday, Robert Townsend is out of control.
I've taken over the airwaves.
Special guests, Ice Cube and Yo-Yo.
You go-go.
On Townsend Television.
Then his friends say Gina's running his life.
Yo, Gina!
Oh, God!
So Martin's reclaiming his manhood.
On an all-new episode.
And it's gonna be a wild night.
Go sing, Clarence. Go sing, Clarence.
On Living Singles.
This is the saddest thing I have ever seen.
Sunday on your Fox 64.
It has dual airbags.
An energy-absorbing steering column.
And front- and rear-cromical settings.
But unlike other luxury sedans, this one starts under $14,000.
Because you shouldn't have to spend your life savings on a car that could very possibly save your life.
The Nissan Altima.
It's time to expect more from a car.
Soon, you'll hear it.
The best long-distance service is about to get even better.
It's a breakthrough from AT&T Bell Labs, and it makes AT&T sound quality dramatically superior to any other long-distance company.
So much clearer, closer, and more natural.
Even 8 out of 10 people who don't have AT&T prefer it.
AT&T True Voice.
Coming in the months ahead, free.
Just another part of the eye plan.
Subway's steak and cheese sub is not only delicious, it's easy to eat anywhere.
To prove that fact, I'm going to eat my dinner here at the radio.
No one's written rocket launcher for more than eight seconds, so I'll have to eat fast.
But you'll want to take your time to really savor tender steak and cheese on our fresh baked bread.
One bite and you'll agree.
Steve, it's lunch for dinner.
Steak lovers, put down your knife and fork and pick up the steak and cheese sub at Subway, the place where fresh is the taste.
Well, at least they get a meal on this flight.
My dander shampoo is good.
Better try something else.
Mine really works.
You'd better try something else, like Selson Blue.
Doctors recommend it more than all leading brands.
Selson Blue.
Doctor recommended number one.
Miller Genuine Draft.
The original cold filtered draft beer in a bottle.
The reason why so many people are getting out of the old and into the cold.
Come on, Bubba.
I know you're in there.
Someday.
You're not Bubba.
Somedays.
All right, one more cast and I'm out of here.
Hey, Bubba.
Because some days.
Bubba!
Are better than others.
Emergency. All systems down. Abandoned ship.
Transporter ready. Beaming down Guinan.
All life systems failing.
Jordy LaForge now being transported.
Hurry. Warp beaming down.
Ship breaking up.
Transporter ready for data.
It's not data, it's war.
Wait a minute. What's going on?
Now all systems normal?
What's happening?
Oh, you, of course, testing us again.
Star Trek, the next generation, new action figures and transporter from Playmates.
Most people already know that a GMC Jimi comes with features that give it all the strength of a truck
and all the ride and comfort of a car.
But what you may not know is that right now it also features a lease that's never been more comfortable.
The all-new Jimi 24-month lease.
Get to know one today at your New England GMC truck dealer.
Sunday, has Al Bundy's luck finally changed?
God, I love you.
I hope those are chips in your pocket.
Married with children.
Then it's Al Mitchell versus the Department of Motor Vehicles.
I know how to clear the room.
Immigration!
And this time.
Are you here on DMV business?
No, I'm the male stripper for the guys in the back.
It's war.
Who works here?
People who can't pass the post office test?
Daddy dearest.
Sunday on your Fox 64.
A failed mission.
Prepare for impact.
Forces Picard to crash land on a desolate planet.
The pilot, he's injured, he needs your help.
He's dead.
His destiny lies with a woman on the edge of insanity.
Love me.
But will he become a prisoner of her seductive powers?
What is going on?
Trapped with her madness for all eternity?
No!
On an all-new episode of Star Trek The Next Generation.
Those prices are hot, hot, hot!
They won't last long, so hurry on down!
If you need a lot of car without a lot of hype, consider the Mazda Protege.
And if you're looking for value, check out Mazda's simple summer savings days.
But like all good things, summer will soon come to an end.
And all the great deals will be long gone.
Make this an inferno!
Mazda, it just feels right.