The event you're about to witness will truly amaze.
The Gordons were out driving when they encountered...
Bill, get the camcorder.
...amazing savings.
When they found a roomy mouth of protege, now with a thousand dollars cash back, foot,
air, or automatic, for a total savings of up to $1,840.
During amazing savings, that's your mouth to deal with now.
It can easily happen to you.
At your Southeastern New England Mods-A-Dealer, now.
McDonald's Burger of the Month presents Sci-Fi Saturday.
It's beyond your wildest dreams.
It's unparalleled in any universe.
It'll blow your mind.
It's time-tracked.
Star Trek.
It's take nine.
And Star Trek the next generation.
It's Sci-Fi Saturday.
Sponsored by McDonald's Burger of the Month.
The cheddar melt sandwich.
Every Saturday beginning at 1 on Fox 64.
Another month.
Another Burger of the Month.
This month it's the cheddar melt sandwich.
A big, juicy burger smothered with sauteed onions and melted cheddar cheese sauce.
Only for a month.
And only at McDonald's.
Coke.
Coke the bottom.
What's new?
Yeah.
What's the new bottom?
It's old-fashioned.
What's old is new?
It's the classic.
What's different?
20 ounces, perfectly symmetrical.
Globally responsible.
Busted.
Not gonna break.
Conformist, your hand.
Pepper in my other hand.
Looks like my next girlfriend.
The red strap.
The spaceship.
It's about to sink.
The future.
How to cope in a bottom.
It's beautiful.
Because most importantly,
It holds the drink.
Six months ago, I met a dentist.
Not feeling overly anxious when I heard that unforgettable word, cavities.
Dr. Isep, is there any hope?
Manganese, Dad, you gotta brush twice a day the right way.
If your child brushes every day for six months with Crest, the dentist's choice, their next
checkup will be great.
And with Oshka, have a good night.
Thank you.
We'll see you tomorrow.
Bye.
And we're so sure you'll be satisfied, we'll give you a money-back guarantee.
Dry vs. Crest, and I'm sitting great.
Crest, great check-up in six months guaranteed.
Oh, my grand.
Alpert's knocks the stuffing out of bedding prices.
Hi, this is John. We are clearing out our 1992 Sealy and Stearns & Foster beddings at Alpert's today.
Every mattress, every box spring, every size, and every firmness is on sale.
Alpert's ceiling prices start at $39.95, twin-size each piece.
Today, buy your bedding with no money down, no finance charges, and no monthly payments till June 1993.
The Alpert's Mattress Clearance Sale Route 6 Seekon.
Hey, want to taste a couple of beers?
Sure.
Which do you prefer?
This one.
That's a beer.
Here's Budweiser, and this is Kors Extra Gold.
Wow! Whoa!
What if I told you Kors Extra Gold is much longer than Bud?
I have no idea.
70% longer.
I guess there's surprises all the time.
Well brewed for that real beer flavor and color, the way beer was meant to be.
Which may be why 58% of Bud's drink is preferred.
Kors Extra Gold.
Could be 90%.
Kors Extra Gold. If you're missing real taste, beer is back.
Incredible. These are awesome fats.
Tell us about it.
What did you see?
It looked like, like a fire.
The police thought they were lying.
It's taking the story.
The town thought they were guilty.
I want you to take a lot of attention.
You want to press charges? You do it now.
But these five men saw what happened.
The traffic was rolling.
Oh, the impossible.
Fire in the sky.
Lady PG-13.
Now playing at theaters everywhere.
What minivan would you choose for your loved one?
Ask the state trooper who investigated hundreds of accidents.
I'm a state trooper, and I've had one for 14 years.
So I'm a little more safety conscious than the average person.
Chrysler minivans were the first to have a flat airbag.
First to have an integrated shelter.
I love my family.
I didn't want them to be in the other vehicle but the Chrysler minivan.
Chrysler has sold over three million minivans.
More than all others combined.
Safety is one of the reasons.
Silence.
Silence. It can be beautiful.
But when you can't hear the clues...
Mickey gave you something, didn't he?
The warning.
Mickey said the warning matches.
The danger right behind you.
Silence can be deadly.
Guys, run! Run! I need help!
There's something happening!
Silence!
Here, no evil.
Starring Academy Award winner Marlee Matlin and D.B. Sweeney's rated R.
Starts Friday, March 26th at theaters everywhere.
What cool and new.
Robots that sit in your fist.
D-Bots from Micro Machines.
Totally cool!
The most awesome collection of ultra-small, unbelievable robots.
Outrageously created with radical colors.
And moving robotic arms and legs.
Some good, some bad.
Some arms.
Oh, cool!
So small they fit in your pocket.
So many you won't believe it.
Micro Machines, D-Bots, Robots.
Each sold separately from Galoog.
Why can't something work like my soap cleansing
without leaving all this grits?
Is there anything called soap scum better than this?
Introducing an old friend with a new job.
Now there's a Mr. Clean bathroom who cleans to the shine.
Disinfectant liquids can leave soap scum
while soft cleansers don't rinse away all their grits.
But Mr. Clean bathroom cuts through tough soap scum,
leaving nothing but the shine.
Full strength or in the bucket,
new Mr. Clean bathroom cleans to the shine.
Thursday, Mark's best friends in love.
What's with the shirt?
I've got friends to this tree house before.
What if I want a sweat around me?
The Simpsons!
No!
And did Martin survive a night in jail?
Don't nobody be crabbing me.
An all-new Martin.
Somebody get a Maltese!
Then it's Reverend Damon Wayans
on In Living Color, the first season.
And the good news is, Eddie has a new wife.
The bad news is, she's already married.
Bummer.
Thursday, beginning at 8 on Fox 64.
It's laughable how stripped down some economy cars are.
With a Hyundai Accel, you get over 30 standard features.
And with those other cars, cars get absurd.
When Accel starts at just $58.99
after a limited-time $1,000 savings.
Plus, other brands expect you to pay for service.
Nonsense.
Two-year scheduled service is included in Accel's price.
So go where cars make sense.
Go to your Hyundai dealer.
Test drive a new Accel at your nearest Hyundai dealer today.
Recently, one million cases of diet Pepsi
were sent free to loyal diet coke drinkers.
I wonder if some of them are thinking of dipping too now.
It's got a hold on me right in the soul of me.
I'm a changed man.
This is the right one, baby.
Uh-huh.
It makes me wonder what would happen if everyone tried diet Pepsi.
No comment, baby.
No doubt about it.
Only one case is the right one.
Make me feel like singing.
You got the right one, baby.
Uh-huh.
Okay, okay, next question.
When filling back the lid of a yellow pudding snack, you...
Throw it away.
Lick it.
Okay.
What one word best describes a yellow pudding snack?
Tasty.
Sorry.
Squishy.
Final question now.
To get the last bit of your yellow pudding snack,
the proper utensil is...
Spoon.
Your finger.
Cool, creamy yellow pudding snack.
Legend has it
that leprechauns live at the end of the rainbow.
They bring good luck.
And they never hurt anyone.
Unless...
Someone...
Needs to stay close.
Leprechaun.
Why do you need me?
Oh, break it up.
A lot of it.
Yes, I...
We carry waterbeds.
Waveless waterbeds.
Um...
Don't even think about buying a waterbed
unless you're planning to visit off-track bedding.
We're the waterbed specialists.
We carry the area's largest selection of quality waterbeds,
and our sales staff can answer all your questions about floatation sleep.
I guarantee it.
I'm no angel off-track bedding.
I own the company.
Off-track bedding.
The lowest price is every...
Night.
On the one hand, you want this.
On the other hand, you've got one spouse,
a couple of kids, one large animal,
and a whole bunch of other stuff to move around.
A problem? Nah.
When you can get a sports handling package,
fog lamps, five-spoke wheels,
special trims, sunscreen glass, and more.
On the new Dodge Caravan Sport Wagon,
plus almost $1,000 in total savings,
Caravan Sport Wagon.
It takes care of your needs.
And water. See your nearest Dodge dealer today.
I put on a candy shell so the milk chocolate melts in your mouth,
not in your hand.
At M&M Mars, we all have the same job.
I put the red shells on the red ones.
I put the green shells on the green ones.
Giving you the best quality at the best price.
I want to make sure that those candy shells are great.
And now, M&M's quality costs you even less
because we've lowered the prices on all our family packs.
The consumer's going to eat it, and I want them to think that it's good quality
because I care.
M&M's Chocolate Candies.
I'm sure that if it looks good, I made it.
Rhode Islanders work hard to support their families.
And we have a tradition of helping each other.
John Harnett and my partner Aaron Sheffrin.
That's why the partners of Lovett, Sheffrin, Glowgli, and Harnett
present Lovett Talks Law on WHJJ.
They're hardworking lawyers who want you to know what they know.
Because what they know may help you someday.
Lovett, Sheffrin, Glowgli, and Harnett.
863-8800.
The government trained her as their weapon.
Taught her how to kill.
Then trapped her.
I'm through. I'm out.
Beyond the point of no return.
Point of no return rated R starts Friday, March 19th.
I so love my early bird special.
Turkey cutlet parmesan a la Shady Brook Farm.
A nice joke with a spoon.
Fresh Shady Brook Farm turkey cutlet.
Some people just live on it.
You believe we're in a commercial?
Even a minor accident like this can cause injuries that will last a lifetime.
That's why you should never accept a settlement offer until you know the full extent of your injury.
At Ableton Berry, our team of medical experts will provide you with a fast and accurate assessment of your injury.
So you'll receive the full compensation you deserve.
If you've been hurt in an accident, call Ableton Berry for a free case evaluation.
Ableton Berry, attorneys at law, will make the legal system work for you.
Something more cuddly, yeah.
Bigger.
Friendlier, maybe.
Thank you. Not quite what we had in mind yet.
Everyone wants to be the Cadbury Bunny, cause only he brings Cadbury cream eggs with their delicious milk chocolate outside and creamy filling.
While others may keep trying, there's only one Cadbury Bunny and no bunny knows Easter better than him.
Kids eat three apapaginos when you purchase a meal for $4.25 or more.
Kids 12 and under can choose cheese or pepperonis either.
For the early bird weather report, tune in to the 10 o'clock news on WLVI TV 56.
Star Trek, the next generation is next, followed by Boston's Big Green at 8 o'clock, 56.
What are you doing?
Pouring on A1.
Before? You think it'll taste different after? Cause before you did it after.
Try it.
Before you eat it all.
Oh, after you.
A1 in our tank is done.
My name is Tom Redmond and my family makes Aussie haircare products.
Some people think all we wear are our robes.
But when you use us, your hair looks so terrific it doesn't matter what you wear. Bye honey.
Bye bye.
Thank you.
Just ask the people who use us.
I don't care if we're ever the biggest haircare company, I just want to make the best formulas.
And that's why this Aussie feeling is kept in us.
Aussie, it's all you need.
What you're looking at is a revolution.
One that makes it quicker and easier than ever to find a house.
So, that chair is sitting in front of this computer and you're sitting in it.
You'll tour more homes in an hour than you could in six months of house hunting the old fashioned way.
And it's all free.
Some revolution, huh?
Home view. Call 1-800-HOME-VIEW for the center nearest to you.
Take a seat. Find a house.
The adventure about to witness will truly amaze you.
On a night Susan Todd would never forget, she discovered amazing space.
Where she found the Mazda 626.
With more interior room and a better basic warranty than Altima and a cord for just $1.99 a month.
During amazing savings at your Mazda dealer now, where amazing battleships can easily happen to you.
Mazda, it just feels right.
Dear Miters, my car was making a terrible squeaking noise. You said,
You don't need new brakes. The squeaking noise is caused by brake dust.
Such honesty is refreshing in these times. Yours truly, Frank J. Ruda.
On April 7th, the Wang Center will write up for the Pepsi Boston Music Awards.
They're the hardest tickets to get, but TV56 will send one cool winner and a guest in style.
Limo, dinner, front row tickets and a chance to party with the stars.
Call your name, age and phone number by March 29th to Music Awards.
TV56 75 Marcy Boulevard, Boston 02125.
Runners up could win signed posters, CDs and more.
One very hit night on us.
The Pepsi Boston Music Awards brought to you by WLDI TV56.
Ah, the ups and downs of buying a car.
And the options you want, the price goes up.
The up option, the price goes down.
You're up a hundred, you're down a hundred.
You're up a luggage rack, you're down a thunder.
Well, here's a better option.
Come to your New England Ford dealers and choose between four Ford Escorts.
All with air, AMF and stereo and more.
All for one price, just $1.99 a month.
The one-price Escort, it's a better way to get a new car.
Especially considering the option.
Hey, want to taste a couple of beers?
Sure.
What do you prefer?
This one.
That's a beer.
Here's Budweiser, and this is Kors Extra Gold.
Wow! Whoa!
What if I told you Kors Extra Gold includes Bar-Longan and Bar-Joseph?
I have no idea.
70% longer.
I guess there's surprises all the time.
Globe rules for that real beer flavor and color, the way beer was meant to be.
Which may be why 58% of Bud drinkers prefer Kors Extra Gold.
It could be 90%.
Kors Extra Gold, if you're missing real taste, beer is back.
Incredible. These are awesome facts.
Tell us about it. What did you see?
It looked like a fire.
The police thought they were lying.
Extinguishing the story.
The town thought they were guilty.
I want you to take a lab and take a test.
You want to press charges? You do it now.
But these five men saw what happened.
Bomb!
To Travis Walton.
Oh, the impossible.
Fire in the sky, rated PG-13.
Now playing at theaters everywhere.
Introducing the new Subaru Impreza front-wheel drive.
Over 20 years ago, Subaru was the first car company in America
to introduce a full line of front-wheel drive vehicles.
When it comes to putting the weight of the engine over the driving wheels,
Subaru has the weight of experience.
The new Subaru Impreza, it's not just another new car.
So we had this idea.
Why not open a place where people could walk in
and a couple of minutes later, get an honest-to-good meal?
It's a place called Boston Chicken.
A place where the kitchen's built around an oven instead of microwaves and fryers.
Where the chicken's never frozen and the mashed potatoes are made from scratch.
Of course, this isn't a radically new idea,
although a lot of people think it's a good idea.
But it's not.
Introducing Boston Chicken, the freshest thing going.
Now try our individual meals at Boston Chicken starting at just $3.99.
Buy now at Sears Brand Central and pay nothing, not a zilch.
Zero, not one cent until next June.
Get the best names and appliances, electronics and home office equipment.
Take them home now and pay nothing until June.
You can be sure you're getting the lowest price you can get.
Because Sears Brand Central will match any store's advertised price for the same item.
And you can use your Sears charge now for no payments,
no finance charge, no billing, no nothing until next June.
What's this offer in Saturday?
So get to Sears Brand Central now.
Good evening, I'm Jack Hines.
Motorists who use their car phones while driving
may be put on hold soon.
A bill was filed in the legislature to ban car phoning while driving.
Opponents say it's not safe.
We'll hear from them and those on the other end of the line
on the 10 o'clock news tonight.
Can't stay up to catch the weather?
Now the 10 o'clock news gives you tomorrow's weather by 1017 each weeknight.
Early bird weather on WLVI TV 56.
On the one hand, you want this.
On the other hand, you've got one spouse, a couple of kids, one large animal
and a whole bunch of other stuff to move around.
A problem? Nah.
When you can get a sports handling package,
fog lamps, five spoke wheels, special trims, sunscreen glass and more
on the new Dodge Caravan Sport Wagon.
Plus almost $1,000 in total savings.
Caravan Sport Wagon.
It takes care of your needs.
And once, see your nearest Dodge dealer today.
Then there was a time I ditched Kevin Johnson.
Now I practically knock him into the past tense.
Then again, I had converse shoes with React Juice.
I move this way, Juice reacts that way.
Makes you cut quicker and stop faster.
They say Kevin is one of the quicker men in the NBA.
I hope he heals quick too.
Grandma Ma, 101, me and you.
Uh oh, looks like I'm going to need a rain check on my bikini wax fluid.
Hey kids, it's the Golden Joy Stick Awards.
Best performance on SNES.
Oops, sports nightmare.
I don't believe it.
Are you little?
Look for a winning Simpsons video game for every system.
Don't forget Busty Funhouse.
Feel the heat of Roger Clemens' MVP baseball.
Go one on one with 47 of the NBA's hottest stars.
UE, Malone, NBA All-Star Challenge.
Play with the pros on Genesis.
Super NES and leading game systems.
Young Bobby Engels has a problem.
He needs to earn the respect of his peers.
So he gets the special Sega Genesis fighting system.
It comes with streets of rage too.
He saves $40.
He gets more moves.
He gets more control.
Now things are pretty much okay.
Okay.
From Hollywood Pictures.
Billy Dawn was a showgirl from Vegas just trying to get ahead.
You're on a stupid side.
What do you know?
You opened beer cans in your teeth.
Now she's changing roles.
I'm not taking it anymore.
And taking charge.
You do what I'm telling you.
What?
Melanie Griffith, John Goodman, Don Johnson.
Born yesterday.
Trust me, Harry.
This will make you happy.
For you and us.
Directed by Luis Mandoki.
Raymond P.G.
Starts Friday, March 26th at a theater near you.
Coke.
The bottom.
It's what you knew.
Old smooth bottom.
It's old flash news.
What's old is new.
It's the classic.
But different.
20 ounces is perfectly symmetrical.
Globally responsible.
Classic.
It's not going to break.
Conforms to your hand.
Can I put it in my other hand?
Looks like my next girl.
Looks like my next girl friend.
The red strap.
The spaceship.
It's about to shake.
Shake the future.
Out of coke.
In a bottle.
It's beautiful.
Because most importantly, it holds the drink.
Now, held over.
A coast to coast savings event.
It's the National Jeep Sale, still on at your Jeep and Eagle dealer.
Lease or buy a four wheel drive Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo at special savings.
Get $500 cash back when you buy or lease Landler.
Lease or buy four-wheel drive Cherokee Sport and get special lease rates and cash back.
So hurry today, because while our vehicles know the limits, our savings too.
See your New England G at the music area now.
Winner of seven Academy Awards, including Best Picture and Best Director, Out of Africa.
Four stars, one of the great epic romances.
Doesn't it matter to you that I'm another man's life?
A splendid journey with a first-class ticket.
Meryl Streep, Robert Redford.
A true story of passion, peril, and the power of love.
Out of Africa.
Tonight at 8 on WLZ I-56.
Coming Saturday, March 20th, to the Boxborough Host Hotel.
An incredible PC Best Show and Sale.
There'll be wholesalers, importers, and liquidators selling the very latest in computer systems.
Off!
CD-ROM, software, printers, and much, much more.
Amazing!
With savings up to 85%.
Fantastic!
That's Saturday, March 20th, at the Boxborough Host Hotel.
Exit 28 off Interstate 495.
Show hours are from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.
If you've always been content just to observe an eclipse,
right now you have a choice of two offers guaranteed to get you moving.
Lease a 1993 Mitsubishi Eclipse for as little as $169 a month.
Or buy one and get $1,000 cash back.
But move quickly before these eclipse opportunities pass you by.
What happens when hot and cool is in it?
Hot tea, party, cool drinks, and dairy queens.
It's the 9's are wild, 99 cents sale.
Get a Blizzard flavor treat, 99 cents.
Or a homestyle burger with lettuce and tomato, 99 cents.
Or two hot dogs, just 99 cents.
9's are wild, party, cool drinks, and dairy queens.
For 18 years, investigators, authorities, and the federal government
have tried to prove it's a host.
But so far, no one can prove it didn't happen.
Fire in the sky, ADPG 13, now playing at theaters everywhere.
Feel the heat of Roger Clemens' MVP baseball.
Create bone-crushing flows with George Foreman, K.O. Boxing.
Take the All-Star Challenge with 27 of the NBA's hottest stars.
It's the only way to go one-on-one with Dewey, Drexler, Wilkins, Malone.
Five blistering ways to play NBA All-Star Challenge.
Be the best, play with the pros on Genesis, Super NES, and leading game systems.
The government trained her as their weapon.
Taught her how to kill.
Then trapped her beyond the point of no return.
That's Friday, March 19th.
Volvos aren't built to fly.
They are built to protect you and your family.
And Volvos aren't just safe and sound, they're economically sound.
For a limited time, you can purchase a 1993 240 or 900 series Volvo with 0% financing.
Or take advantage of exceptionally low lease rates on these same Volvos.
Available for a limited time only.