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All the women Frasier's ever loved are back for the one-hour season premiere of Frasier.
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In fact, he was dreaming about her the last time he was in bed with Claire.
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On September 27th, everything will change.
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September 27th on the premiere of ER.
Before this man was a patient, he was a killer.
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So, that comment you made the other day about the person with a different skin color or religion or language,
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Welcome to NBC All Night, now a classic episode of Saturday Night Live.
NBC's premiere week begins on September 24th.
All new episodes of your favorite shows with your favorite stars are coming back.
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We hope on that day you'll join us.
All the women Frasier's ever loved are back for the one-hour season premiere of Frasier.
Frasier's known a lot of women who've left him in a trauma.
Like Rita, she was perfect till he realized she looked like his mama.
Gene Smart was a prom queen. They had a hot and heavy affair.
In fact, he was dreaming about her the last time he was in bed with Claire.
Lilith is an ice queen whose kiss gives him brain freeze.
Diane Lefty met the altar. When he sees her, he just screams.
They're all here for the Frasier premiere, September 25th on NBC.
Every Wednesday, America makes an appointment with the one show that won more Emmys in a single season than any other.
Now it's time to mark your calendar.
Mr. President, can you tell us right now if you'll be seeking a second term?
The most anticipated season premiere of the year, The West Wing, now Wednesday, September 26th on NBC.
You've watched for seven years. Now, one friend's having a baby.
I'm not pregnant.
You're not pregnant.
Then who is?
It's so huge.
And that's only half the surprise.
Who's the father?
And who can say if your love grows as your heart grows?
On September 27th, everything will change.
The Friends premiere event, now on September 27th on NBC.
September 27th on the premiere of ER.
Before this man was a patient, he was a killer.
What happens when a doctor takes justice into his own hands?
Oh my God, what happened?
Oh God.
See what happens on the season premiere of ER.
NBC Thursday, September 27th.
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Now I want to tell you about a new credit card that'll be there for you when you need a little help.
It's called the Freedom Card Gold Mastercard, and you don't have to be a celebrity or her mom to get it.
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Look, now that things are going pretty well in my career, I could get pretty much any credit card I want.
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Coming to NBC September 23rd. A show 50 years in the making.
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September 27th, the premiere of Will and Grace. So funny, we have to call it...
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So, that comment you made the other day about the person with the different skin color or religion or language,
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But someone could get hurt. Maybe even your own kid.
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September 24th, they've been lost in the Grand Canyon, cursed in Hawaii, and suffered a disfiguring broken nose.
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Who's turning into a very Brady disaster?
For the first time in 20 years, the Brady Bunch returns to TV on Weakest Link.
Who's waiting on your sunshine day?
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I'm never going to date you again.
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The link between Tuesday's terror attacks and the bombing of the USS Cole. According to the report, suspects from both attacks were seen meeting in Malaysia last year.
Authorities say the link is further proof that Osama bin Laden was behind the four hijackings.
Meantime, President Bush is telling the military to be prepared for widespread attacks against those responsible for the terror attacks.
And for the first time, Mr. Bush specifically referred to suspected mastermind Osama bin Laden on Saturday.