Say a word, Michael Douglas.
Don't say a word.
Rated R, now playing only in theaters.
For 90 years, Chevrolet has helped keep America moving.
And we're not about to stop now.
Chevrolet is proud to offer interest-free financing on every new car and truck we build.
Every new Chevrolet, interest-free.
It's one way we can help keep America rolling forward.
Chevrolet will be there.
The way I look at it, every washer has its trier.
It's my job to bring the two together.
If that doesn't work, I should send them down to Elaine and find jewelry.
Only Sears has the top six appliance brands, expertise, and service you need.
Sears, where else?
Dear Aleve, back pain made it tough to get out of bed, and every pain reliever I tried quit too soon.
Then my daughter told me about Aleve.
Aleve can stop pain all day with just two pills that would take eight Tylenol.
I wanted everyone to see just how grateful I am.
Thanks, Aleve.
Pete Sampras knows about One A Day's new active multivitamin, with more B vitamins and ginseng to enhance energy.
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It's inevitable.
There are paper towels that drip, and there are Bounty paper towels that won't.
Bounty picks up faster, absorbs more, and traps these pills in better.
They get the job done the first time, which is a plus, considering.
Bounty, the only quick-to-pick-or-upper.
The smooth ride of a luxury car.
The seating capacity of a minivan.
Capabilities of an SUV.
All in one totally innovative package.
Introducing the all-new 2002 Buick Rendezvous.
What, you're expecting Igor?
Buick Rendezvous, it's all good.
Two days, two chilling nights, deep inside the biggest recovery effort in history.
Meet the General of Rescue and Recovery, the season premiere of 48 hours tonight.
Senator?
Citizen Banes. Series premiere, CBS Saturday.
Sometimes, you just need to brush. Big time.
That's why there's Trident gum. Chewing Trident after eating helps spike cavities.
Can't rush? Chew on this.
When that pastrami on the ride catches up with me, heartburn, big time.
My passenger says, here, take a Zantac 75.
I say, what, are you a doctor? And he says, yeah.
Where is your mother?
At the JCPenney Saturday one-day-only sale.
Save 20 to 60% store-wide.
Plus extra savings if you get there early.
Oh, and don't worry, dads, it's only one day.
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We're back with a new episode of JCPenney from Verizon Wireless. Join in.
When you run the neighborhood rec center, you have to be part plumber,
part babysitter, and all heart.
Do you dance? No.
Do you know how to dance? No.
Do you like to dance? No.
Daniel Stern stars in a brand new series. It's good!
Danny, premiere CBS Next.
How prepared are we for a biological or chemical attack?
Let the man who briefs the president brief you.
60 Minutes, Sunday.
Mom, where's our lunch?
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and an organic squeeze yogurt.
Plus, Funny Bagels has a new, softer bagel.
Eat good, feel good. For back to school, your child deserves
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For 90 years, Chevrolet has helped keep America moving.
And we're not about to stop now.
Chevrolet is proud to offer interest-free financing
on every new car and truck we build.
Every new Chevrolet, interest-free.
It's one way we can help keep America rolling forward.
Chevrolet, we'll be there.
This CBS program is brought to you locally by Stop & Shop.
All the ingredients.
Ellen will be right back.
Then catch the series debut of Danny.
That's Life in 48 Hours.
What does a week in paradise smell like?
Like sea green polos with the scent of the tropics.
Like floral, flowing skirts.
And a sweater for those cool nights with the guy who still makes you feel warm inside.
Like the freshness of tropical bloom downy.
With the lush scent of exotic flowers that brings a little paradise home.
Let the freshness of tropical bloom take you there.
A quick toss of the downy ball as you start the wash releases freshness in the rinse.
Downy. It touches so much more than clothes.
When your eyes feel dry, gritty, irritated,
protect them with Refresh brand eye drops.
First Refresh relieves dryness.
Then Refresh forms a lasting shield of protection that keeps irritation out and moisture in.
Refresh. It relieves and protects.
I like to come here early in the morning.
Tylenol PM stops nighttime pain and helps you sleep so you can wake up refreshed.
If I don't have a good morning, I don't hold out much hope for the rest of the day.
Take comfort. It's Tylenol PM.
Where's my butcher?
And where is my baker?
Where's my wax-fingered candlestick maker?
Where is my lawn mower?
And where's my blender?
Where is my outdated, chrome-plated, used car offender?
Where is my mover?
Where is my shaker?
Where?
Where is my tawny brawny leaf raker?
Whatever you're looking for, you'll find it on Switchboard.com.
The free online Yellow Pages with businesses, people, and products nationwide.
Even links to websites and more.
Switchboard.com. It's the Yellow Pages. Electrified.
CBS Saturday. A night of hope, heart, and heroes.
Starting with Touched by an Angel.
New season.
New night.
New angel.
Then the next great American drama, Citizen Bane's.
And Saturday's most watched show is back.
Craig T. Nelson in the District.
It's a brand new night of dramas premiering CBS Saturday.
Stay tuned for the series premiere of Danny and see the body that goes with this voice.
Next on CBS.
How will Ray solve a little bedroom problem?
Are you swingers?
You just asked if I was a life swapper.
Now there's a night.
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Nice talking with you, Marianne.
Lovely talking to you, Eric.
It's your life.
It's your call.
Verizon.
Welcome to CBS Friday.
Tonight, catch all new episodes of The Ellen Show.
Danny, That's Life and 48 Hours.
CBS is all here right now.
Sending my folks come by, a special time.
So that's why I'm baking up these creases.
Princess, they're the heart of the meal.
My heart to yours.
Once there was a princess whose love for butter was doomed by wicked cholesterol.
No one could wake her until...
I can't believe it's not butter.
I can't believe it's not butter.
The taste you love without the cholesterol.
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Oh, Gary. I thought you wanted to wait.
What made you change your mind?
Well, it was on sale.
You can't afford to miss the first three days of Sears Days.
They are our best names at the biggest savings of the season, only at Sears.
Where else?
What if you could return your dog back to a healthy weight?
Feed her Einstein's Weight Control Formula in the blue bag.
It allows her to gradually reduce weight by helping turn fat into energy.
Which could add years of splendid health to her life.
IMS. Good for today, good for tomorrow, good for life.
I run 100-mile marathons.
I wasn't always in this shape.
After my son was born, I needed to lose weight.
I lost 44 pounds on the SlimFast plan.
That was nine years ago.
And I've used SlimFast ever since. I drink it every day.
I love it. I started training.
And kept SlimFast as part of my healthy diet.
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It has the vitamins I need, the nutrients, and calcium for my bones.
SlimFast helps keep me in top form.
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Does this man hold the key to unraveling the terrorist attack?
He's in custody and not talking.
But his brother is. A 48-hours exclusive tonight.
Television has always brought America together.
CBS Sunday.
Celebrate the spirit of our nation
as we honor the people who entertain and inform us.
Share a night with America.
The Emmy Awards at 8, 7 Central, CBS Sunday.
For everything she's been, everything she is,
and everything you'll be together.
The three-stone anniversary ring.
For your past, present, and future.
A diamond is forever.
Does a woman need two afterage?
Does a woman need that many shoes?
Does a woman need her own oatmeal?
Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.
New from Quaker, it's Nutrition for Women.
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Strengthened with iron, calcium, soy protein, and folic acid.
And in two great flavors, what more could you need?
A spoon? A spoon would be good.
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I believe in not taking things too seriously.
I believe in being able to buy designer clothes whenever I want to.
Our prices are so low, we can't name the famous designers.
I believe in working hard and playing harder.
We have what's hot right now at the prices you want to pay.
I believe we've made it to the top.
The same high-quality fashions as other fine department stores, but for a lot less.
I believe in Burlington Co. Factory.
The only thing tougher than running a rec center is being a single dad.
You don't think I'm cool?
You have to say that you're cool? You're not.
Daniel Stern is.
Danny, CBS Next.
Eddie George of the Tennessee Titans helps the United Way build stronger communities
by supporting programs that create safer neighborhoods.
Eddie's work ethic is contagious.
MUSIC
You never felt this way
What a wicked thing to do
To make me dream of you
And I know the fall in love
With you
With you
You're hot.
Excuse me?
How about a V8 Splash to cool you down?
No thanks.
I know what you're thinking.
Oh, V8, it must be rich in tomato-y.
But in fact, V8 Splash is refreshing and fruity.
Mmm. It is fruity.
Now how about your phone number?
No.
Come on, I'm surprisingly refreshing too.
Fruity, refreshing V8 Splash.
With a full day's supply of vitamins A and C.
Also available in diet.
Oh, Gary.
I thought you wanted to wait.
What made you change your mind?
Well, it was on sale.
You can't afford to miss the first three days of Sears Days.
Some of our best names are the biggest savings of the season.
Only at Sears.
Where else?
Once there was a princess whose love for butter was doomed by wicked cholesterol.
No one could wake her until...
I can't believe it's not butter.
I can't believe it's not butter!
The taste you love without the cholesterol.
Um, you're not bigger.
They're smaller.
Mini Oreo.