I'm here to tell you all you get by ordering Sports Illustrated now.
And I'm here to make sure he gets it right.
Get it right.
Yes, sir. Mr. Alzado.
Sports Illustrated not only gives you unbeatable weekly football coverage,
they'll knock you over with their big 1985 college and pro football spectacular.
And it is spectacular.
Go on.
It's filled with football. Full-color football.
A bright look at the players and teams and the games they play.
It's a lot of great stuff you don't find anywhere else.
But you can get it all by calling this toll-free number.
1-800...
Wait a second. Don't give them that number yet.
But they need the number if they're gonna call...
Not until you tell them everything they get.
You get the famous Sportsman of the Year double issue
and the annual swimsuit issue, as always, a beautiful preview of what's new under the sun.
And it's all yours.
And by ordering now, you get 40% off the cover price.
Give them 50.
50?
Almost 50.
Okay. You get almost 50% off the cover price.
So you'll get 30 issues at the low basic rates,
payable in three monthly installments of only $9.89.
So every week, no matter what the sport,
you'll get the timely, colorful coverage that only Sports Illustrated can give you.
What more could you want? Just call this toll-free number and...
Giving this to...
Free?
Free.
You also get free this handy 1985 NFL football schedule.
And this?
They get this great pair of binoculars, too?
Do what I say.
So call now and you also get these sporty high-quality binoculars.
Free?
Free, with your paid subscription.
They're perfect for getting closer to football or anything else you want to get close to.
And they're free.
Oh, and so is this handsome carrying case from Sports Illustrated.
Not only do you get a lot of football, you get a lot more.
But to get it, you better call now.
I do what he says.
Call now. 1-800-221-3200.