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With six speeds, stainless interior, and energy efficiency that will take you farther on 15.8 gallons
Than on everyone else's 42.4
The Kenmore Elite HE3T Washer
It simply outperforms every other American machine in its class
In fact, it takes doing laundry in a whole new direction
Stretch for every generation
What is he doing?
He's looking for the bag of all purple eminence
Why purple?
Because purple won the global color vote
If he finds the bag, he could win 100 million yen
That's over 700,000 dollars
Find the bag
You ever wonder where heartburn goes?
No
Tums goes directly to acid in your stomach and converts it into water fast
Then Tums infuses your bones with calcium
So anyway
Take your Tums
All about the ass
Booty is the new blend
If you have a nice ass, why not highlight it?
I always have to shake it
Shakira shakes her ass like nobody else does
It's all about access
VH1 All Access Booty Call
New episodes Saturday night
It's all about the booty
I have something to tell you
You first
No, you go
I'm not ready to get married
Okay
So, what was your news?
I won the lottery
63 million dollars
Think about it this way, man
After taxes, that's only like 28, 30 million dollars
That's it?
Yeah
Life is best told over a great tasting Miller Lite
At a place called Miller Time
Shannon?
Hey, it's Steve. What's going on?
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24-valve V6 engine
5-speed automatic transmission
Featuring command shift
8-speaker in dash CD stereo