Cream savers from Life Savers.
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What?
Okay, not everything.
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Honey, you okay?
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Milden returns to TNT.
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Tonight's events.
Nine, Cine Series, Stephen King's The Shining, Part One.
Eleven, Tales from the Crypt.
Eleven thirty, Tales from the Crypt.
You never hurt Mommy or me, would you, Daddy?
Anything you might see here can't hurt you.
Like pictures in the book?
That's right. And sometimes book pictures can be scary.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Hello, Daddy.
Daddy! Daddy! Come down here and take your medicine!
Stephen King's The Shining begins next on SyFy.
All new series, new episodes, new movies, all summer long.
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Rebecca Dimornay.
I think coming here was a really bad idea.
Stephen Webber.
Come down here and take your medicine!
Surprise, Daddy!
The SyFy premiere of Stephen King's The Shining starts right now on SyFy.
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That's a good one, Carrot Stick.
...
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MUSIC
Bold new questions.
How many times have you sneaked into a girl's locker room?
Never.
Powerful new adventures.
Terrific.
All new episodes disappearing all summer long.
The Invisible Man.
All new episodes disappearing Fridays at 8.
Part of the summer of sci-fi.
Launching all summer long.
Brand new episodes of Farscape.
Fresh adventures in the uncharted territories.
Obsessed villains.
Deep space dangers.
Alien deception.
Winner of the Saturn Award for best syndicated or cable television series.
I'm your daddy.
The epic continues with all new episodes.
Farscape.
Friday at 9.
Part of the summer of sci-fi.
MUSIC
Twizzlers, play first, eat later.
MUSIC
Really into your music?
Then roll on into Best Buy, where you can have fun checking out thousands of CD titles and the latest booming technology, Best Buy.
Go ahead, turn on the fun.
Excuse me, miss.
Could you send that guy over there a Miller Lite?
Here you go.
This is for the ladies and the bar.
Oh, whoa, wait a minute.
Look at that guy over there.
Excuse me, miss.
Sorry, chief.
He's so cute.
Okay, there's two of them.
This is very good.
Jackpot.
Looking for love?
Grab a Miller Lite.
It's Miller time.
Well, at least he's not married.
How could Tuesdays be as happy as Fridays?
With Domino's two times Tuesday, you get two pizzas for the price of one.
Call for your pizzas.
Get the door.
It's Domino's.
Buy a Roma or a pizza for $9.99 or any other pizza at regular price and get a second pizza free this Tuesday.
Hey, pal.
You got some chicken, some burgers, and our favorite, Johnsonville bratwurst.
All right.
Whoa.
I see you got rid of the riff-raff.
Johnsonville bratwurst, the best taste on the grill.
Smart grill.
Massive.
I'm gonna need sci-fi.
Are you tired of that fat stomach?
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This summer, enter the realm of the supernatural.
No movie has more fun.
Hi, kitty.
How do you like that, little pussy?
You want to be with me?
You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Or more action.
Angel style.
Scary movie, too.
Your mother isn't here with us, Harris.
Mom, will you get out of there, please?
You're no fun.
This film has not yet been rated. Wednesday, July 4th.
How Australian Mick Burke eats a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.
Can I? I'll eat a little bit now.
I'll come back for the rest later.
There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.
I don't even know why I bother.
Do you want to go home?
You don't pay attention to what I say.
You're not even listening now, are you?
No, what are you doing? No, don't touch!
Bad dog!
Mother of burl!
People do some strange things to cars.
That's why there's Carfax.
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And that could save you thousands.
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Don't buy a used car without Carfax.
There are over three dozen muscles in the human jaw.
When hunger hits, you'll be glad you have every last one of them.
Triscuit. Definitely not for nibblers.
When it comes to allergies, I'm a pollen dust cat.
But I found out that my allergy medicine was only for the pollen.
So it's not my allergy medicine anymore.
Not all allergy medicines are approved for indoor and outdoor allergies.
Among leading prescription antihistamines, only Zyrtec is FDA approved to treat indoor and outdoor allergies.
In studies drowsiness was the most common side effect.
Others included fatigue and dry mouth.
Most were mild or moderate.
Ask your doctor about Zyrtec.
Zyrtec. That's Zyrtec.
Lots of allergies. Just one Zyrtec.
My ginger. The heart of a lion, but not the stomach.
So every day I feed her new science diet sensitive stomach.
It has rice and natural oat fiber.
And it's easy to digest.
How do I know?
I'm also her vet. New science diet sensitive stomach.
These two women started scrubbing their bathtubs at the same time.
The woman on the right used new scrubbing bubbles.
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The woman on the left is using Tylex.
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It's engineered to tackle all the tight curves and inclines in your mouth.
The new Crest Triple Effect has three types of bristles to go between, behind, and all around.
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All new series, new episodes, new movies, all summer long.
The summer of sci-fi.
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It's the world's first sonic flosser that power cleans between your teeth.
And it's the world's first sonic tongue cleaner that stops bad breath at its source instantly.
You get the power handle, the recharging stand, two compact brush heads, two sonic flossers,
two sonic tongue cleaners, and complete easy step-by-step instructions.
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I thought you made all that stuff up.
Leave us. We don't.
The government's ultimate concealed weapon.
The Invisible Man.
A sci-fi original series.
Disappearing Fridays at 8 on Sci-Fi.
Dan Patrick at TTI Fridays.
Can I have the autograph, please?
Sure, buddy.
Thanks, Mr. Patrick.
Don't mention it.
I've come to see some old faces.
I haven't seen them in a while.
I don't remember a time when there was a price for this industry.
And I say, bring it on.
This is the environment that we grew up in.
This is the environment we love.
This is the environment we thrive on.
So the next rule we're rolling out is called the gateway guarantee.
We're going to beat any national brand, nationally advertised price.
The gateway guarantee is not just going to be about price.
It's about building lifelong relationships.
That's what a friend in the business would do right now.
Hey.
Everything go okay?
Yeah, what?
Fussy.
PowerShot A10 and A20 digital cameras and card photo printer from Canon.
Are you digital yet?
Video games don't just blast through your batteries.
More batteries.
They blast through your money.
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So you can buy more games.
How about a little one-on-one?
Uh-oh.
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On July 6th, the world's most elite agent.
We have a situation.
Will discover a secret war and fight its biggest battle.
There's a time for diplomacy and a time for action.
Diplomacy is dead.
Now, the man who came to help has become the enemy he was ordered to hunt.
Jen Lee, Bridget Fonda.
Don't do that again.
Kiss of the Dragon, Brigadar, July 6th, only in theaters.
And he slices through the middle, and he takes it to the hole.
Can you leave it on the set just once, please?
Nothing but molars.
Shadows of liquid sci-fi creep through my data waves.
Hi, I'm Pat Sylvia.
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That's why we offer the on-time guarantee.
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Honey, would you get me some ice cream?
Ice cream.
Please.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Some things you just can't do without.
It happens every night, all across America.
Somebody's coming through the past.
Their actions brought about how they crossed over.
A childhood with them on the other side.
You're still connected to what's going on in your life now.
The love bonds we create in the physical world continue when we cross over.
Crossing over with John Edward.
Now, Sunday through Thursday at 8 and 8.30.
I know that we stay within the same clusters, the same energies, the same circles.
It's just beautiful up here.
Oh, it's so peaceful and quiet.
Honey, there's not a soul around.
You want a mint?
Trident makes mints?
Mm-hmm.
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I have a rug that looks just like you.
Wait, pizza, who delivered?
It's not delivery.
This is delivery.
Want a bet?
For fresh-baked pizza at home, it's not delivery, it's DiGiorno.
Hudson, us another bet?
Yep.
I told my father I wanted to grow up to be a teacher.
Wouldn't you rather be a doctor, he said?
It's a noble profession and you could become wealthy.
That may be true, I said, but without teachers, where would doctors come from?
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Hail, Romans.
Today, our nation is great, far greater than it has ever been.
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Our software has helped more companies evolve their infrastructure than anyone else on Earth.
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There are over three dozen muscles in the human jaw.
When hunger hits, you'll be glad you have every last one of them.
Triscuit, definitely not for nibblers.
Love playing around with stuff?
Then get into Best Buy where you can play around as long as you'd like.
Actually, that's half the fun.
Best Buy, go ahead, turn on the fun.
I can take pain, but not sunscreen that runs into my eyes and stinks.
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Amazing grace, how sweet the sound
Ann Murray brings something special to every song she sings.
Like me, and he walks with me
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I can see clearly now the rain is gone
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A special episode written by series star Ben Browder.
We have been swallowed.
Barscape, Friday at 9.
Heart of the Summer of Sci-Fi.
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It's just beautiful up here.
Oh, it's so peaceful and quiet.
Honey, there's not a soul around.
You want a mint?
Try it. It makes mints.
Mm-hmm.
I got you, baby.
I got you.
Introducing a sugarless mint from Trident that strengthens teeth
and helps reduce the risk of tooth decay.
I have a rug that looks just like you.
The Kia Sportage in the Paris Tech Car Rally.
The most grueling race in the world.
6,200 miles per hour.
It's the fastest car in the world.
The Kia Sportage in the Paris Tech Car Rally, the most grueling race in the world.
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100-degree temperatures.
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And no deodorant.
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Ouch.
Hey, this is Carrot Top, the new spokesman for Call ATT.
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Parenthood.
It's when sprinklers become water parks.
When garages make room for vans that dare call themselves mini.
When every room is a family room.
Except the living room, which is now a remote safari campsite.
Life's an ongoing project.
Ace.
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Friday on an all-new Invisible Man.
Get down to post office.
Eberts has gone postal.
Not again!
He thinks somebody's out to get him.
When the going gets tough.
That guy is a time bomb just waiting to go off.
We have another situation here.
The tough go insane.
You are the only person I could trust.
You tell me my partner is screwed no matter what I say?
No, I'm not.
But he needs help.
An all-new Invisible Man.
Disappearing Friday at 8.
Part of the summer of sci-fi.
This cine series is brought to you by Carefree Patty Shields.
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People, you're probably wondering why Barnes is in the corner.
Well, I'm trying to make a point.
Let's pretend that Barnes is a shipment to China.
Barnes, how long have you been there?
Four, maybe five days.
For some reason, it's taking four, maybe five days for our shipments to get to China.
I find that amusing to the point of absurdity.
Find a way to ship it faster.
We'll kick some major booty.
UPS now flies nonstop to China six times a week.
That means faster transit times and more shipping options.
Um, sir?
Do packages talk, Barnes?
No, sir.
Nobody delivers China faster.
Stale cake!
Round them up!
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For thousands of years, an ancient truth has been hidden.
Where are we?
Now the future depends.
We've lost contact.
On Unlocking the Mystery.
Look out!
A final fantasy the spirits within.
It is not a fairy tale.
It is true.
Rated PG-13.
Opens everywhere July 11th.
I have something very important to say to you all.
Stop laughing.
You're fired and you're fired.
My mustache is fired.
No, please!
Hello.
Twizzlers, play first, eat later.
Welcome to McDonald's.
May I take your order?
Excuse me?
I speak Atlantean.
Toque?
Mm-hmm.
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Whoa, cool SUV.
Hey, thanks.
What's an SUV?
Hey.
Everything okay?
Yeah, what?
Busy.
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Dr. Scholl's next stop, New Orleans.
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Tonight's events.
Eleven, Tales from the Crypt.
Eleven thirty, Tales from the Crypt.
Twelve, Cine Series, Stephen King's The Shining Part One.
A special episode written by series star Ben Browder.
We have been swallowed.
Barscape, Friday at nine.
Part of the summer of sci-fi.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
It's getting stronger.
It wants to get you too, Daddy.
Please don't leave us alone, Jack.
The Shining continues tomorrow at nine on sci-fi.
Next on sci-fi, Tales from the Crypt.
Some people buy a Saturn because they get a lot for their money.
Others get one because it's fun to drive.
In fact, there are plenty of good reasons to own a Saturn.
We ought to know.
We've been making them for ten years.
Come to think of it, that's another reason right there.
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Call for participating retailers.
Good to see some old faces.
I haven't seen them in a while.
I don't remember a time when there was a price for this industry.
And I say, bring it on.
This is the environment that we grew up in.
This is the environment we love.
This is the environment we thrive on.
So the next rule we're rolling out is called the gateway guarantee.
We're going to beat any national brand, nationally advertised price.
The gateway guarantee is not just going to be about price.
It's about building lifelong relationships.
That's what a friend in the business would do right now.
Set up.
30 love.
Everyone needs more energy.
Whether you're a pro.
Great backhand.
Or just acting like one.
Nice shot.
She's playing.
Start your day with Grape Nut cereal.
It's energy for living.
You've closed on your new home.
Everything's perfect.
What?
Okay.
Not everything.
I got it.
Don't worry about it, honey.
You could always add more storage space.
Or fix that jammed door jam.
You okay?
Fine.
After all, new homes have their share of...
Who's your hero now?
Unexpected surprises.
Life's an ongoing project.
Haste.
Honey, you and me, waging war.
Against dirt, odors, and some nasty germs.
You need a powerful weapon, pine saw.
To kill odor-causing germs.
Clean like crazy?
I leave a clean-smelling scent in the air.
The power of pine saw, the smell of clean.
At ease.
Ready to run out again?
It's the end of the world, but if you find the clues,
you get to rebuild it any way you like.
Ready for teams.
The people who know steak know A1 is a perfect compliment.
That's why it's been around for nearly 140 years.
Just like Al.
The people who know steak know A1.
Does it sometimes feel as if life's obstacles come after you?
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The most powerful SUV in the world.
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What is the technology behind broadband?
Texas Instruments programmable DSP.
Technology that transforms telephone lines into DSL internet pipelines.
From the world leader in DSP and analog, Texas Instruments.
Tales from the Crypt is designated horror.
This is sci-fi.
Does your old hammer have you smashing your fingers?
Not anymore.
Introducing the AutoHammer.
The first one-handed automatic hammer.
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
It's getting stronger.
It wants to get you too, Daddy.
Please don't leave us alone, Jack.
The Shining continues tomorrow at 9 on SyFy.