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The moment he walked in, everyone knew what Sam had had for breakfast.
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Thanks, but it's not fresh food. It's new trachea.
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How to make or break a leg.
The same old side dish just doesn't make it.
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Years ago, when I switched from aspirin to Tylenol,
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Wow, hot pink.
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Ew, this pink isn't so hot anymore.
This dress will end my social life.
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Years ago when I was a waiter, I had awful backaches.
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Bring back any memories?
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Jennifer Gordon can't remember who she is.
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1990.
And she can't figure out why someone wants her dead.
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It's a strange kind of movie.
What do you want?
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You can feel the excitement in Lifetime's first world premiere movie.
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Nancy Allen, Robin Thomas, and Vanity.
When you realize that you're about to lose something, you just need it more.
Memories of Murder.
A Lifetime world premiere movie.
Next, only on Lifetime.
Do you want that burger to stay?
A boring side dish and it's not going anywhere.
Serve Lipton's creamy parmesan noodles and sauce and it's gone.
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In part two of tonight's Lifetime Summer Double Feature,
haunted by a past she can't remember,
pursued by a murder she can't escape,
she must find herself before she can stop a killer.
Nancy Allen and Vanity star in Memories of Murder.
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In a town where the rules were written in black and white,
an innocent girl chose to take a stand.
He's my friend.
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In a town where you don't talk about things that aren't in the Bible,
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Don't move. I'll blow a hole through your gut.
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Welcome back to Memories of Murder, a Lifetime World Premiere Movie.
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You're up.
I'm sleeping.
You were walking.
I was walking in my sleep.
Have your coffee.
Yours is darker than mine.
Mine's decaffeinated, Folger's Crystals. Yours is the decaffeinated you always drink.
Did you use the same amount?
Yeah, watch.
Mine's not and grown Folger's.
Nice aroma.
Is it?
Yeah.
I thought I was the reason you're always so bright-eyed in the morning.
You are.
Decaffeinated Folger's Crystals, so dark and rich, shouldn't you switch?
This man is a dentist, so we can't show you his face on television.
Morning, Rob. But the fact that he's brushing his teeth may prompt you to ask, what brand of toothbrush do dentists use?
OK, Rob, show us. Oral B. Used by more dentists than any other brand of toothbrush.
Oral B. The toothbrush more dentists use.
Adam, I have to tell you, with that fig leaf, it does nothing for you.
It's comfortable? OK, which should I wear?
A totally different kind of brief. These ribbed whites from Fruit of the Loom.
Ribbed for Adam. That's cutie.
More than cute, the ribbed cotton fabric, it moves with you. It's more comfortable.
It's nice.
And the cut's trimmer.
It hugs my body better.
Most tempting thing since the apple.
Somebody say apple?
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With Fruit of the Loom.
Welcome back to Memories of Murder, a lifetime world premiere movie.
This is a Lifetime News Update with Rhonda Pearson.
The first black woman to be a special assistant for national affairs reported to the White House today.
35-year-old Condoleezza Rice was appointed by the president on Friday.
Ms. Rice has been a top Soviet specialist since 1989 when she left a teaching career at Stanford University.
A 15-year-old girl who wants to play boys high school football must wait until mid-October before suiting up.
On Friday, the Virginia State Board of Education voted to allow girls to play in boys sports.
However, a new law requires the decision be filed with the secretary of state's office where a 60-day waiting period is imposed.
Kelly will play the last two games of the season.
This has been a Lifetime News Update.
When Gary Young got transferred to Seattle, his wife called me in a panic. They needed to move fast.
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That makes it easy for buyers to find just the right home and sellers to have their houses seen by many more people.
The ERA Moving Machine, just the kind of help you'd expect from a friend.
She just called. Seattle's nicest time of year.
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The law may not be pretty.
But it's fun.
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For naming the Mazda MPV best in class, we'd like to thank Car & Driver.
For ranking it the most trouble-free minivan, JD Power & Associates.
For naming it one of the top ten import buys, Motor Trend.
And for making the Mazda MPV the best-selling import minivan, we'd like to thank the Abbotts, the Ackermans, the Adicheks.
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Mazda, it just feels right.
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Whose underwear is under there?
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Because it fits.
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Lifetime in the afternoon makes my day.
First, I check into hotel and check out the Smart Talk on the Jane Wallace Show.
Could you be living in an area that's environmentally unsafe?
Then I get down to business with attitudes.
Okay, you go ahead. Look at me.
My afternoons are filled with drama and romance from the Lifetime Afternoon Movie.
And every day's a winner with Supermarket Sweep.
Sweet Day Afternoon starting at noon.
Lifetime makes my day.
Yeah! Ha!
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Two great movies.
Ha!
Back to back.
Woo-ha!
Monday through Thursday at seven and nine. Saturdays at five and seven.
Only in August. Only on Lifetime.
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Um, what are you doing?
Uh, 7 a.m. Food.
This is breakfast?
Well, at least it tastes good.
Hold it.
Oatmeal.
Oatmeal raisin.
Crisp.
Sit.
Taste how they made oatmeal crispy.
Oatmeal in delicious crunchy flakes.
Amazing! I like it!
Plump raisins. Almonds, too.
What do they call this?
You know, 7 a.m. Food.
Good one, Mom.
Taste what they've done.
Oatmeal crisp or oatmeal raisin crisp.
Two oatmeal.
You love sausage, but they never give you any.
Well, now there's deli snacks.
The first dog snack that's not just like sausage, it is sausage.
You deli snacks! Real sausage has gone to the dogs.
Mmm, a little cheddar makes plain veggies taste better.
But take the cheddar cheese away, and you can just say...
No way!
...'cause cheddar cheese makes all the difference...
Hooray!
...on all kinds of vegetables.
Cheese makes all the difference.
Double, double your refreshment.
Double, double your enjoyment.
Oh, no, single gum, double.
Double-fixing your mouth like double-mix, double-mix gum.
Double, double your refreshment.
Double, double your delight.
And, oh, no, single gum, double-fixing your mouth like double-fix.
Double good, double good.
Come on and double it.
Double-mix, double-mix gum.
There's no single gum like it.
How do you keep your perm on a roll?
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The self-adjusting conditioner for permed or colored hair.
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Your perm always gets the perfect conditioning.
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Do you want that burger to stay or to go?
Serve a boring side dish, and it's not going anywhere.
Serve Lipton's creamy parmesan noodles and sauce, and it's gone.
Lipton Noodles and Sauce. It's not the same old stuff.
She's very dry.
Perfect for little girls.
I really liked it. Brianna liked it, too.
Introducing new ultrafampers for girls.
No leakage.
They're made especially for girls.
New ultrafampers for girls.
More absorbent and 50% faster.
To help stop leaks in the middle where girls need it most.
Her sheets were drier.
Her jammies were dry.
My little girl stays dry right in here.
New ultrafampers for girls and boys.
For drier, happier babies.
Are you my dry little girl?
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